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Oh I have a story, one I never forgotten.
It starts out like this, the Year is 2012, WOL time. I at the time had a shitty laptop and decided to play a game of Sc2. Laddered and queued up (zerg) against a terrain....I also remember a cookie (i don't know why i mention this)
You Prob. asking your self wtf does this have to do with BM........
So we enter the game, I can't recall his name fully, So i shall call him Boddypen. I do my standard Glhf and split my drones. And the First thing Boddypen says to me is "Scrub, get a better computer"
So the Bm Started, and the first half of this post came back full circle. minus the cookie, So if you read this you get a cookie Kay?
Kay.
For the first have of the game it went something like this:
Boddypen: "Scrub, i bet your dad works at burger king making piss pure minimum pay"
Me: " One my dad was in the merchant marines for 33 years, Two he died last month you asshole"
Boddypen: "Serves you right scrub."
Anyways i do a ling run by and gutted his Natural and part of his main. He responded with "Scrub, learn better control. in fact, let me show you" (also didn't know he tripled ninja btw). So he marches out with about 10 marines and attacks my third, 2 banes kills it.
Boddypen: "Scrub, the only way i lost that fight was because your lag hacking"
Rolled my eyes. Went into muta and gutted his main and part of his third. While attacking saw 4 BCs and 3 starports with tech labs. started to make corruptors. (my mind didn't think: Ninja until then)
Boddypen: "just you wait scrub im about to unleash my army!"
me: "you mean your 10 0/0 BCs and 3 marines?
Boddypen: "What? HOW DID YOU KNOW? YOU MUST BE MAP HACKING TOO!"
Me: "you used them to kill my mutas!"
Boddypen: "scrub, i just built one so you thought i was going BCS"
Me: "whatever"
(I like to point out 2 things, one if you read all of this so far you really deserve that cookie. I know I do big posts but this is long even for my standards. 2, he was BMing me entire game, just certain BM i remember/care to remember.)
So i mass corruptors and mutas both 2/2 to counter. After 2/4 mins hes attacks with about 12 or so BCs and 3 marines. Spamming BM. I 1A and kill everything. Proceeded to attack his main
Me: "So you want to go again? I need the free ladder points to boost my MMR  "
BoddyPen: "Lag,Map hacking, piece of shit"
Me: "Yeah sure, This Lag and Map hacking piece of shit just beat your ass, without even having to go off of 3 bases or 50+ APM"
Me: "Scrub get better"
Boddypen has left the game!
Fin
Claim that cookie bro, you earned it!
+ Show Spoiler +This is no cookie, it was just a stupid gimmick to get people to read my post >:D. If you really think i can afford to give everyone who reads this, you prob. right.
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Canada11355 Posts
On November 28 2015 12:41 crbox wrote:Very confusing this one : So this guy EVER ZTelecom whispered me, about 3-4 days ago, if I wanted to join his clan after I beat him. I told him I would think about it. From this moment, every time he was online he would whisper me : Come onnnnnnn Box help me rebuild the team or some other weird message. At first I told him I was thinking about it but after a while (no joke like 10 + msgs spread out across a few days) I just started ignoring him. Then I told him "Honestly I might've joined if you didn't spam me every time you were online." Then this happened lol. + Show Spoiler +I mean from a guy that's trying to form a team, I feel like that's a odd thing to reply. What do you guys think?
Is that GGzerG from here or an impostor?
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your Country52797 Posts
On November 29 2015 13:21 Fecalfeast wrote:Show nested quote +On November 28 2015 12:41 crbox wrote:Very confusing this one : So this guy EVER ZTelecom whispered me, about 3-4 days ago, if I wanted to join his clan after I beat him. I told him I would think about it. From this moment, every time he was online he would whisper me : Come onnnnnnn Box help me rebuild the team or some other weird message. At first I told him I was thinking about it but after a while (no joke like 10 + msgs spread out across a few days) I just started ignoring him. Then I told him "Honestly I might've joined if you didn't spam me every time you were online." Then this happened lol. + Show Spoiler +I mean from a guy that's trying to form a team, I feel like that's a odd thing to reply. What do you guys think? Is that GGzerG from here or an impostor?
I'm pretty sure that is GGzerG.
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So I m not used to post my opponent raging or BM, but this guy was a world class champion:
Right away, he started to complain and BM:
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/c9HAiiZ.jpg)
So I decided to go for a nice 4rax proxy, he was zerg complaining about rines, stim and medivac so I decided to not use stim nor medvac, fair enough?
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/Md18QLC.jpg)
I guess no, and this game got me to master too, ;D, he was so upset, he spammed me with this king of message for maybe half an hour
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/7aNyTwr.jpg)
Really crazy guy
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Canada8989 Posts
On December 02 2015 10:54 BiiG-Fr wrote:+ Show Spoiler +So I m not used to post my opponent raging or BM, but this guy was a world class champion: Right away, he started to complain and BM: So I decided to go for a nice 4rax proxy, he was zerg complaining about rines, stim and medivac so I decided to not use stim nor medvac, fair enough? I guess no, and this game got me to master too, ;D, he was so upset, he spammed me with this king of message for maybe half an hour Really crazy guy
Wow this guy was really dedicated to his BM.
The strange out of nowhere racism made me thinks to one of my game .
The other player asked me where do I leave, so I said Québec, to which he answer something along the lane of "fucking latino go die".
One my funniest moment of starcraft 
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Damn latino in Québec, speaking French and all.
Maybe that's also a name of an area in Argentina, but I quite doubt it.
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Someone should have screen capped Naruto's raging yesterday. He kept getting 1base all-in'd by Protoss and instead of scouting to see this 1base was coming he'd just start raging about Protoss play and how the opponent is trash.
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Northern Ireland26242 Posts
On November 19 2015 07:06 Kevin_Sorbo wrote:Show nested quote +On November 18 2015 09:45 Fecalfeast wrote:On November 18 2015 09:23 Mattitude905 wrote:On November 18 2015 08:45 Fecalfeast wrote:On November 18 2015 08:31 Mattitude905 wrote:
Why does this thread even exist? All it is is a bunch of kids with too much time on their hands thinking anyone gives a rats ass about what some random person said to them in a game. Most of the time people are provoked into talking shit to another player.
I cant believe anyone would want to brag about people in a game swearing at them and telling them off. 95% of the time they deserve every word thrown their way.
Its like advertising to the world what an annoying little shit you are. WELCOME TO THE NO FUN ZONE. Please check with Mattitude905 before posting anything in case it could be considered childish. Why does this thread bother you so much, sir? Nobody forced you to click, read through, or comment on it. Nothing wrong with having fun. If you bothered to actually read my post I was saying I cant believe people actually find this funny? I can't believe you don't find it funny. Weird how stuff goes both ways like that dude hasnt browsed the hof thats why... step on a lego faggot and playing vs zerg feels like scraping my nipples on concrete still bring a smile to my face every time!
Still classics of the genre, it's a shame there hasn't been much in the last few years that have such an effect on me. 
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13/12 brings out the best in people
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On December 08 2015 08:59 InfCereal wrote:13/12 brings out the best in people
>_> I hope you reported that.
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Saw this on reddit the other day hahaha it's beautiful.
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It was a fairly standard back and fourth macro game:
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/8Eul2ev.png)
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/xzFYhrt.png)
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/o0FTNeN.png)
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/tYTsrmu.png)
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Can anyone help me decipher this?
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Did you bunker rush his hatchery? That is my first guess.
You attacked his hatchery with a bunker, which he considers unfair. He apparently considers the fact that this is possible a fault in the game "has rules faulrt". You abusing that fault in the rules is thus cheating. I think he thinks that this is fixed in LOTV, thus leading more credence to the fact that that is indeed a fault in the rules which you are abusing.
The argument probably makes perfect sense if your only source of information are the official Blizzard forums or some circlejerk of your twelve year old friends, which all agree that x random thing is unfair because they can't deal with it, and thus agree not to do it.
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made a defensive bunker at my natural, that was it. I can upload the replay if there is any interest.
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Hmm, something related to a bunker, a hatchery and all in... I guess something about your build convinced him that you are map hacking maybe?
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Look like map 'hatching', so I can't really figure out what he's trying to say here °°
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This is like the pinnacle of confusing bm.
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Not the worst BM I ever got, but it's worth a laugh (Want some fries with your whine?) 
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/OjSTos9.png)
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/6eYPZd8.png)
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/SqmhLhr.png)
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Haha, he will pay you if you let him win? And then he insults you for being poor or something?
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EPT![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/eg25kq3.png)
