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Liman
Profile Joined July 2012
Serbia681 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-14 20:25:52
October 14 2013 20:25 GMT
#6401
Played a silver guy,im platinum.
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Freelancer veteran
msistema
Profile Joined March 2012
8 Posts
October 14 2013 20:25 GMT
#6402
while playing 2v2s

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Love the typo correction
hansonslee
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States2027 Posts
October 14 2013 23:33 GMT
#6403
On October 15 2013 05:25 msistema wrote:
while playing 2v2s

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Love the typo correction


Necrophilia ftw <3

Yes, some sexual interactions are worth dying for
Seed's # 1 fan!!! #ForVengeance
ZeromuS
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada13398 Posts
October 17 2013 14:54 GMT
#6404
I just want to know who he thought I was

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Apparently you can call someone a poopie plat, rape masters and diamonds all day and still think DT PvP is super noobie when you dont make a robo and only make oracles to avoid losing too many probes and expand far too late from when you had the advantage
StrategyRTS forever | @ZeromuS_plays | www.twitch.tv/Zeromus_
Uni1987
Profile Joined September 2010
Netherlands642 Posts
October 17 2013 15:08 GMT
#6405
On October 15 2013 08:33 hansonslee wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 15 2013 05:25 msistema wrote:
while playing 2v2s

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Love the typo correction


Necrophilia ftw <3

Yes, some sexual interactions are worth dying for


Nothing awesome or confusing about this though, this guy is really pathetic..
.............
hansonslee
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States2027 Posts
October 17 2013 18:38 GMT
#6406
On October 18 2013 00:08 Uni1987 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 15 2013 08:33 hansonslee wrote:
On October 15 2013 05:25 msistema wrote:
while playing 2v2s

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Love the typo correction


Necrophilia ftw <3

Yes, some sexual interactions are worth dying for


Nothing awesome or confusing about this though, this guy is really pathetic..


Maybe not original in concept, but the BM guy is still funny for telling the person to IMAGINE your dead mom getting raped. It just doesn't make any sense, so I consider it to be confusing.
Seed's # 1 fan!!! #ForVengeance
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45282 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-18 15:57:00
October 18 2013 15:56 GMT
#6407
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I've never played this guy before.

How did he know I was a cannon rushing faggot?
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
SkySnake2005
Profile Joined April 2011
Belgium46 Posts
October 20 2013 21:27 GMT
#6408
Remember the police officer Crabtree from 'Allo Allo!' ?



I think I played him:

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Cascade
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Australia5405 Posts
October 20 2013 21:29 GMT
#6409
On October 19 2013 00:56 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
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I've never played this guy before.

How did he know I was a cannon rushing faggot?

I see two explanations:
1) You sent an early probe (to cannon rush?) and he has map hack.
or more likely
2) He was going to cheese you and wanted to distract you with nonsense chat.
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45282 Posts
October 20 2013 21:43 GMT
#6410
On October 21 2013 06:29 Cascade wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 19 2013 00:56 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
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I've never played this guy before.

How did he know I was a cannon rushing faggot?

I see two explanations:
1) You sent an early probe (to cannon rush?) and he has map hack.
or more likely
2) He was going to cheese you and wanted to distract you with nonsense chat.


Haha I didn't even move out any probes yet (as shown by the map); it was too early
And yeah, it ended up being the second one lol
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Priidrik
Profile Joined April 2011
Estonia33 Posts
October 20 2013 23:10 GMT
#6411
He didn't win the game, but...
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Author of Standard Enhanced, a custom observer UI for watching replays. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=427113
grindC
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Germany274 Posts
October 21 2013 12:58 GMT
#6412
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I thought this was rather amusing. What seemed like nice banter escalated quite quickly...
teddyoojo
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Germany22369 Posts
October 21 2013 20:00 GMT
#6413
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he 10pooled my hatch first
at first i thought he was just having fun so i replied with another random phrase but then :D
Esports historian since 2000. Creator of 'The Universe' and 'The best scrambled Eggs 2013'. Host of 'Star Wars Marathon 2015'. Thinker of 'teddyoojo's Thoughts'. Earths and Moons leading CS:GO expert. Lord of the Rings.
SkyBlaze
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada191 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-22 01:51:46
October 22 2013 01:51 GMT
#6414
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beat his muta switch with just stalkers then he raged at me
| (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ | ┻━┻ ︵╰(°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Zorkmid
Profile Joined November 2008
4410 Posts
October 22 2013 02:02 GMT
#6415
On October 19 2013 00:56 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
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I've never played this guy before.

How did he know I was a cannon rushing faggot?


Well, you're a protoss, right?
Backlash123
Profile Joined July 2012
Canada57 Posts
October 22 2013 02:06 GMT
#6416
On October 22 2013 10:51 SkyBlaze wrote:
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beat his muta switch with just stalkers then he raged at me

Absolutely Lost it at "you are an inferior human to me".
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45282 Posts
October 22 2013 02:10 GMT
#6417
On October 22 2013 11:02 Zorkmid wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 19 2013 00:56 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
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I've never played this guy before.

How did he know I was a cannon rushing faggot?


Well, you're a protoss, right?


Touche.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
S_treaks
Profile Joined August 2007
United States27 Posts
October 22 2013 02:36 GMT
#6418
Readers of TL, I have a confession to make. I, apparently, am a junkie. I was diagnosed yesterday by my opponent...

00:00:05 - coffeeNcan to ALL: gl hf
00:00:11 - [Noun]Clout to ALL: You like coffee?

00:00:20 - coffeeNcan to ALL: love coffee

00:00:31 - [Noun]Clout to ALL: I like that it makes me shit.

00:00:44 - [Noun]Clout to ALL: Other than that I don't need a fix.

00:01:07 - [Noun]Clout to ALL: FUcking junkie.

00:03:41 - [Noun]Clout to ALL: You got me junkie.
00:03:47 - [Noun]Clout to ALL: Fucking loser.

00:04:01 - [Noun]Clout to ALL: No wonder you like coffee, you are a fucking idiot.

He was upset because I opened 10pool (ZvP) as I have for the last 2 months. After killing his buildings (He never left the game) I Alt-tabbed out to find a rehab center for coffee. ...anyone know of any?

dreamseller
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
Australia914 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-22 04:16:18
October 22 2013 04:14 GMT
#6419
LOL hilarious.

+ Show Spoiler +

Readers of TL, I have a confession to make. I, apparently, am a junkie. I was diagnosed yesterday by my opponent...

00:00:05 - coffeeNcan to ALL: gl hf
00:00:11 - [Noun]Clout to ALL: You like coffee?

00:00:20 - coffeeNcan to ALL: love coffee

00:00:31 - [Noun]Clout to ALL: I like that it makes me shit.

00:00:44 - [Noun]Clout to ALL: Other than that I don't need a fix.

00:01:07 - [Noun]Clout to ALL: FUcking junkie.

00:03:41 - [Noun]Clout to ALL: You got me junkie.
00:03:47 - [Noun]Clout to ALL: Fucking loser.

00:04:01 - [Noun]Clout to ALL: No wonder you like coffee, you are a fucking idiot.

He was upset because I opened 10pool (ZvP) as I have for the last 2 months. After killing his buildings (He never left the game) I Alt-tabbed out to find a rehab center for coffee. ...anyone know of any?


On October 22 2013 10:51 SkyBlaze wrote:
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beat his muta switch with just stalkers then he raged at me

he... he really didn't like you very much!

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BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
October 22 2013 04:50 GMT
#6420
On October 22 2013 11:06 Backlash123 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 22 2013 10:51 SkyBlaze wrote:
[image loading]
beat his muta switch with just stalkers then he raged at me

Absolutely Lost it at "you are an inferior human to me".

sounds like something vegeta from dbz before he finally realized the truth would you.
"You are inferior to me Kakarot"
Former BW EiC"Watch Bakemonogatari or I will kill you." -Toad, April 18th, 2017
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