Well, turns out he was lying, so TvZ happened.

(I think he was hoping I'd do something super greedy or stupid, thinking I was way ahead. Luckily I scouted, so held off his random slow lings, followed by a baneling bust, and eventually won.)

It looked like that to me. Actually you were bm'ing at how you were going to kill him after the third, and he only had lings =/

CrazyF1r3f0x

United States2120 Posts

December 12 2012 21:06 GMT

#5203

On December 13 2012 05:30 Grobyc wrote:
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Not the best I've come across, but I figured I'd share

His vision outside my base:

My vision:

2nd orbital killed, all SCVs dead, more units coming:

Your quote is quite appropriate Grobyc

MaxViktory

Sweden136 Posts

December 12 2012 21:27 GMT

#5204

Protoss rage so much when I go muta. The best one was "You suck" "just allin 40 times evry game!" "u could never paly BW" "no apm"

BananaJunkie

Denmark119 Posts

December 12 2012 21:47 GMT

#5205

On December 11 2012 07:20 TheeCrooKed wrote:
I had this gem the other day

...Wait... What?!?... That is very disturbing! :S - I really hope that poor guy is alright!!

CyDe

United States1010 Posts

December 12 2012 22:10 GMT

#5206

On December 13 2012 05:17 Ragnarork wrote:

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Haha ! Epic one.

Was on EU ladder though ? Cause the "tg" line at the end makes me believe it's a french guy (tg being the abbreviation for "Ta gueule", or shut the f*ck up).

This makes it hilarious !
BMer : "You play low bronze"
You :"Yep it's you"
BMer : *shit I bashed myself* ... "Stfu !"

Thanks

Yeah this was on EU, I'm higher plat on US. I was actually wondering what "tg" stood for, glad to find out it was probably him snapping at me :D

President Dead

97 Posts

December 12 2012 22:59 GMT

#5207

On December 11 2012 12:03 envisioN . wrote:
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Rolled random vs Protoss. My scouting drone barely spots a proxy pylon in my base, so I pull 3 drones to kill the pylon and 2 to kill the probe, and he leaves shortly. Then he accuses me of map hacking and refuses to watch the replay. Oh, and he went cross map to my base without checking the other bases either. I found it funny that a possible map hacker accused me of map hacking so readily.

Not as good as some of the others in this thread but I got some chuckles and I wanted to share the rage

Not even close to rage. RATZDeezer is my hero and he is capable of much better than that. Consider yourself lucky.

edit: Just realized this is a smurf under RatzDeezer's name, a very inferior, but noble way to start an account.

Seldentar

United States888 Posts

December 13 2012 00:44 GMT

#5208

On December 13 2012 07:59 President Dead wrote:

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Da fuq did I just read...

cythaze

830 Posts

December 14 2012 19:27 GMT

#5209

not really bm but a bit confusing at first^^

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FeyverN

United States104 Posts

December 14 2012 19:40 GMT

#5210

On December 15 2012 04:27 cythaze wrote:
not really bm but a bit confusing at first^^

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I love it.

ZeromuS

Canada13402 Posts

December 14 2012 22:23 GMT

#5211

After losing some 12 games on ladder in 2 days and winning only 4 this is a fantastic end to my night and reminds me why I love this game so much

-- Also that go home match up one is hilarious

SneX

Sweden377 Posts

December 15 2012 16:04 GMT

#5212

This happend to me just now lol

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I won a long pvp game and I did the (in)famous archon toilet.

WeddingEpisode

United States356 Posts

December 15 2012 20:32 GMT

#5213

On December 16 2012 01:04 SneX wrote:
This happend to me just now lol

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I won a long pvp game and I did the (in)famous archon toilet.

Jaziek's right though, you really shouldn't select that particular unit during gameplay but
ask him which ones he would prefer that you build. I mean, he had spent a lot of money
on those units by then.

What if everyone went around building whatever they wanted? It'd just destroy
the opponents army and the game's over. What's the point then?

BluDragon

United States35 Posts

December 17 2012 21:20 GMT

#5214

Was messing around in 4v4 monobattle, and 3 players quit, leaving one behind. The last player tried to duke it out. After he lose the first battle, he called us gay and left the game. I messaged him with "Why?"

I don't get it... But I want jelly beans.

TechNoTrance

Canada1007 Posts

December 17 2012 21:26 GMT

#5215

On December 18 2012 06:20 BluDragon wrote:
Was messing around in 4v4 monobattle, and 3 players quit, leaving one behind. The last player tried to duke it out. After he lose the first battle, he called us gay and left the game. I messaged him with "Why?"

I don't get it... But I want jelly beans.

Haha that's pretty funny actually (as immature as he was). It is from a comedy skit/song from Flight of the Conchords.

Zenbrez

Canada5973 Posts

December 17 2012 21:35 GMT

#5216

I was playing as random yesterday, got terran, went 1 rax expo on low ground.

He 7 pooled, which all it did was cancel my barely-started CC which I rebuilt on the high ground. He continued making lings as if that's going to do anything. Game goes on, I make marines and push with 2 medivacs, which killed him.

"random is bullshit"

Me being random didn't force him to 7 pool and play it out terribly