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Hashmalau
United States6 Posts
Do you think chargelots can beat me? Fuck your mum. Then it was pretty confusing cuz it was my randomP vs T on taldarim and I won with pure zealots all game. Used to work till terrans got smarter. I could maybe find the rep since I save all but it'd be from a year ago :-/ Funny that he would say that on the NA server then ignore me as if I could respond. | ||
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jinorazi
Korea (South)4948 Posts
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GeeKBigOllie
Wales55 Posts
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DarkPlasmaBall
United States43771 Posts
This made me laugh almost as much as the "step on a lego faggot" one, because I just visualized him trying to play and then slowly sinking in an office chair, taking the time to raise it back up and sit back down again, and then have the whole thing repeat over and over again until the game ended. lmao. | ||
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CptFabulous
United States2 Posts
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jamesvasquez
Canada1 Post
I was playing a game against Zerg recently and at the start of the game he BMs me right off the bat after I wish him glhf. This is my first game against a bad mannered person so I thought that something crazy is about to go down. Since I am Terran he decided to just baneling bust my wall and continually roll in banelings one after the other and Bm'ing me at the same time saying: "noob try to micro this." I finally got my siege tank out and fended off some of the attacks but he continues roll in more banelings. I tell him that I can't micro 4 marines against 30 banelings which kinda ticked him off because he said: "R U TRYING TO TELL ME I CAN'T DO IT? I'M MASTERS." At this point I know I'm finished and I can't do anything to comeback so after he leaves my base to scout hidden expos (which I didn't have) I decided to lift off my CC and hide it somewhere on the map. But of course he makes Mutalisks and types more insults. Unfortunately he didn't go for my flying CC and decided to make a ton of Overlords. After making them he dumps creep and says: IT'S A CREEP PARTY BRO, JOIN THE PARADE!" I did join him, with my lonely Medivac. He finally found my CC but doesn't move the Mutalisks to kill off my last building. Instead he morphs the Overlords into Overseers. Immediately after that he leaves the game. Now that is some confusing BM. I also took a poke at him calling him CombatEZ haha. I know it was kind of BM for me to lift off and hide but he had Mutalisks out so I thought he would instantly react to find it. I just didn't want to give a bad mannered player the satisfaction for his trash talk insults. *Edit #1: His highest career finish is gold. | ||
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Embir
Poland567 Posts
On August 29 2012 09:06 GeeKBigOllie wrote: We have a winner. The best BM so far. | ||
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absoluteX
Canada26 Posts
On August 29 2012 09:06 GeeKBigOllie wrote: This made me laugh so hard. | ||
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uN1K0Rn
Finland4 Posts
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SupLilSon
Malaysia4123 Posts
On August 29 2012 09:06 GeeKBigOllie wrote: Ahahah, the only good BM post in a while here. Thanks. | ||
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Drmooose
United States390 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/Lrsp6.png) So he did beat me...but the entire game he kept talking about banging girls and why I shouldn't have picked English/Philosophy as majors unless I was trying to get laid. | ||
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CrazyF1r3f0x
United States2120 Posts
On August 30 2012 10:45 Drmooose wrote: So he did beat me...but the entire game he kept talking about banging girls and why I shouldn't have picked English/Philosophy as majors unless I was trying to get laid. Instant classic | ||
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frogrubdown
1266 Posts
On August 30 2012 10:45 Drmooose wrote: So he did beat me...but the entire game he kept talking about banging girls and why I shouldn't have picked English/Philosophy as majors unless I was trying to get laid. Weird. Do you think he was saying that because he thinks there are a lot of women in those majors or because he thinks that women are attracted to people from those majors? | ||
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DueSs
United States765 Posts
Game narrative: I'm pretty terrible, etc. etc. I just do a fast expand, take third, some mutas, then switch to roach. He does blueflame hellion and thors. Then I win. Pretty much it. + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i50.tinypic.com/35kqr1h.jpg) Also, just for clarification--I say "gg" after he says "go". I thought it was just a mistyped "gg" because that was right as I broke his natural. Edit: What I believe makes this fit into the "confusing" and/or "funny" category is that he calles me a "patch zerg" at the gold/plat level. Replay | ||
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CaptainCrush
United States785 Posts
On August 31 2012 08:25 DueSs wrote: Pretty good BM from lowly gold/plat league here. Game narrative: I'm pretty terrible, etc. etc. I just do a fast expand, take third, some mutas, then switch to roach. He does blueflame hellion and thors. Then I win. Pretty much it. + Show Spoiler + Also, just for clarification--I say "gg" after he says "go". I thought it was just a mistyped "gg" because that was right as I broke his natural. Replay ROFL, all please review, the BM was instigated first of all, second, he is a patch zerg. I hope the mods review this and give him a temp ban, this has nothing to do with awesome or confusing BM. If he edited the replay, I have the real one as well. He is really REACHING pretty hard for some BM right now, please put him in his place TL. | ||
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Heh_
Singapore2712 Posts
On August 31 2012 08:51 CaptainCrush wrote: ROFL, all please review, the BM was instigated first of all, second, he is a patch zerg. I hope the mods review this and give him a temp ban, this has nothing to do with awesome or confusing BM. If he edited the replay, I have the real one as well. He is really REACHING pretty hard for some BM right now, please put him in his place TL. Gogo best-of-51 grudgematch. Winner takes all!  | ||
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Salivanth
Australia1071 Posts
On August 29 2012 09:13 DarkPlasmaBall wrote: This made me laugh almost as much as the "step on a lego faggot" one, because I just visualized him trying to play and then slowly sinking in an office chair, taking the time to raise it back up and sit back down again, and then have the whole thing repeat over and over again until the game ended. lmao. When I saw this, and visualised it, I laughed until I cried. Oh god, and when I started writing this post it happened again. I cannot stop laughing at this image. | ||
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Immutant
Singapore201 Posts
On August 31 2012 08:56 Salivanth wrote: When I saw this, and visualised it, I laughed until I cried. Oh god, and when I started writing this post it happened again. I cannot stop laughing at this image. Me too, I know that feel man. My 5 years old chair does that to me sometimes, but usually when I raise it again, it will maintain its position (Until a few days/hours) later. | ||
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Maldzar
Canada33 Posts
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DueSs
United States765 Posts
On August 31 2012 08:51 CaptainCrush wrote: ROFL, all please review, the BM was instigated first of all, second, he is a patch zerg.+ Show Spoiler + 4) Please, do not complain about balance or imbalance into this thread. What? Can a few others please explain how I instigated the BM? Also, how is this reaching for BM? It was clearly BM. You said "go". I just figured you were typing "gg". I just typed "gg" which got a "FUCK U" out of you. What? I don't see how this isn't so very clear. | ||
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