Awesome/Confusing SC2 BM - Page 209

On July 13 2012 23:02 GeNeSiDe wrote:
It was worth it to laugh at the fact that the moron who "plays sc2 with 1 hand on his dick" is a paid manager in charge of a major E-Sports organization.

So much for professionalism.

PS. Search my username in this thread, you think I care what you think about what I wrote? I was pissing myself laughing.

On July 13 2012 23:02 GeNeSiDe wrote:
It was worth it to laugh at the fact that the moron who "plays sc2 with 1 hand on his dick" is a paid manager in charge of a major E-Sports organization.

So much for professionalism.

PS. Search my username in this thread, you think I care what you think about what I wrote? I was pissing myself laughing.

On July 13 2012 22:36 GeNeSiDe wrote:
TvP on Daybreak. I open CC before 2nd depot, scout my opponent to find nexus first. He pauses, I run to piss, he BM/spams me until I return despite me saying
7min scout finds a third base 1/3 of the way built, I hit with a +1 stim 4 medi timing, eventually I kill the 3rd and all his sentries/stalkers before he mines from it while also getting probes with a drop in the main/nat. go home, macro up a storm off my 3base. Keep scanning to find tech but find only 1/1 stalkers/zealots at 14-15 minutes, decide to push with my 2-2, bait his zealots till there are no more, and his 130 food supply army with all stalker and 2 archons melts to my bio.

The excuses start:




Then the chat-feed BM

BLASTǂDidrik: LOOOL
sec
let me laugh
LOOOOOOOL
noob
You: lol
let me watch the replay
LOL
noob
being bad must be rough
BLASTǂDidrik: im still paid
ez
You: paid to work at mcdees u mean?
im paid too
prob more, for less
U EZ son
ur so bad that when i scanned ur units i actually built vikings, cause iwas sure yo uwere hiding something
but no, your jsut bad
BLASTǂDidrik: ez
You: yes u r
thx for noticing
is that all u can say?
BLASTǂDidrik: that it must be frustrating to play so much
and then your oppoment is on a sponsored team
and gets salery for playing with 1 hand on the dick
You: haha
kk
BLASTǂDidrik: must be frustrating
ez
You: im sure u get paid
myy games= 114
ur games= 500
so u play more
im higher ranked
and better
BLASTǂDidrik: old account
You: you still are terrible
BLASTǂDidrik: now noobie
You: and will be removed from salary
BLASTǂDidrik: daddy needs to go
You: im sure u do
more esports cheques to collect?
rofl
BLASTǂDidrik: dont have time to talk
to noobies that think they are good
You: i dont think im good
i just think ur bad
and i find it funny u lie about sponsorship
to make urself feel better about losing
like i give a rat's ass, i have a real job
thx
so whats ur real acc and # then
its always fun to find "clan" members who bm in game, make excuses when they ragequit and then try to be a big man behind their keyboards based on accomplishments that are more made up than internet statistics



He claimed to be part of the BLAST Sc2 team(http://www.myblast.eu)

If that's true, good job to BLAST for paying diamond level BM players, I'm sure the team is going to go very far.

Edit: Haha this guy is actually the credited manager, WOW. Time to contact sponsors and let them know the kind of douchebags they are dealing with.

On July 13 2012 22:36 GeNeSiDe wrote:
Edit: Haha this guy is actually the credited manager, WOW. Time to contact sponsors and let them know the kind of douchebags they are dealing with.

On July 13 2012 23:21 Terminal wrote:

Haha yeah, you were laughing so hard you find it necessary to go through the trouble of posting his and your BM and contact his teams sponsors.

I think you slightly mad actually. ^-^

On July 13 2012 22:36 GeNeSiDe wrote:
TvP on Daybreak. I open CC before 2nd depot, scout my opponent to find nexus first. He pauses, I run to piss, he BM/spams me until I return despite me saying
7min scout finds a third base 1/3 of the way built, I hit with a +1 stim 4 medi timing, eventually I kill the 3rd and all his sentries/stalkers before he mines from it while also getting probes with a drop in the main/nat. go home, macro up a storm off my 3base. Keep scanning to find tech but find only 1/1 stalkers/zealots at 14-15 minutes, decide to push with my 2-2, bait his zealots till there are no more, and his 130 food supply army with all stalker and 2 archons melts to my bio.

The excuses start:




Then the chat-feed BM

BLASTǂDidrik: LOOOL
sec
let me laugh
LOOOOOOOL
noob
You: lol
let me watch the replay
LOL
noob
being bad must be rough
BLASTǂDidrik: im still paid
ez
You: paid to work at mcdees u mean?
im paid too
prob more, for less
U EZ son
ur so bad that when i scanned ur units i actually built vikings, cause iwas sure yo uwere hiding something
but no, your jsut bad
BLASTǂDidrik: ez
You: yes u r
thx for noticing
is that all u can say?
BLASTǂDidrik: that it must be frustrating to play so much
and then your oppoment is on a sponsored team
and gets salery for playing with 1 hand on the dick
You: haha
kk
BLASTǂDidrik: must be frustrating
ez
You: im sure u get paid
myy games= 114
ur games= 500
so u play more
im higher ranked
and better
BLASTǂDidrik: old account
You: you still are terrible
BLASTǂDidrik: now noobie
You: and will be removed from salary
BLASTǂDidrik: daddy needs to go
You: im sure u do
more esports cheques to collect?
rofl
BLASTǂDidrik: dont have time to talk
to noobies that think they are good
You: i dont think im good
i just think ur bad
and i find it funny u lie about sponsorship
to make urself feel better about losing
like i give a rat's ass, i have a real job
thx
so whats ur real acc and # then
its always fun to find "clan" members who bm in game, make excuses when they ragequit and then try to be a big man behind their keyboards based on accomplishments that are more made up than internet statistics



He claimed to be part of the BLAST Sc2 team(http://www.myblast.eu)

If that's true, good job to BLAST for paying diamond level BM players, I'm sure the team is going to go very far.

Edit: Haha this guy is actually the credited manager, WOW. Time to contact sponsors and let them know the kind of douchebags they are dealing with.

On July 14 2012 01:01 Antares_ wrote:
Lately, I've got BMed by EnderSword, playhem admin But I won't post screens, otherwise he'd lose his job...

On July 14 2012 03:51 GeNeSiDe wrote:
Had to post this one up.

So TvP Ohana.

Game ends up being a 40 minute slugfest, MMMVG vs Toss deathball.

We trade fairly evenly until the end of a game, I notice my opponent never has an observer with an army which keeps letting me get money EMP's. I am on 5 comfy bases macroing up a storm; as my opponent reclaims his natural 4th(which would be his 5th) which I killed earlier, I push it, EMP'ing about 10 templar in a ball...I get super cost efficient and roll him.
I drop a nuke on the 5th to kill a lone archon and the BM starts:



As I march on his 4th on the 9 o clock after stomping his 3rd, he adds to my comic relief.



At his last remianing base he has a sizeable ball of zealots, a few temps and 1-2 colossi.
I stutter/emp/snipe with all the power of a terran bioball that smells blood.



He tells me I just A-moved over him. Confused, I ask the following, and he confirms his ridiculous opinion.



He asks me what button I stutter with; to piss him off, I tell him "s and right click", dance my marines, stim them till they are red, then stomp his nat, and tell him to GTFO. He listens.

THE END

On July 13 2012 23:02 GeNeSiDe wrote:
It was worth it to laugh at the fact that the moron who "plays sc2 with 1 hand on his dick" is a paid manager in charge of a major E-Sports organization.

So much for professionalism.

PS. Search my username in this thread, you think I care what you think about what I wrote? I was pissing myself laughing.

On July 07 2012 13:05 Fencar wrote:
OK, so I was playing a TvP, and he hid an expo at standard 1gate FE timing, I think. I pause at some point because I need to fix hotkeys from playing customs, and continue as normal. I scout his hidden expo and kill it with my Marine/Marauder/Medivac timing, and later crush his third and then win the game. He leaves without a GG, and after game I ask why he didn't GG. Here's the conversation:



* Disclaimer: I have messaged many other people in the past with this exact message, and I rarely get a BM response such as this. I was more than a little provocative, though. As I did not get permission from him to post this, I have coloured out his name in black ink.

Edit: Damnit, accidently 1k posted T_T I was saving that for a blog. I should have asked for a 1week temp ban from a mod to prevent this.....

On July 14 2012 05:48 Cokefreak wrote:


I think you fit into this.