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36 minute TvP on Cloud Kigndom. I open 15 CC against a 2 base 6 gate blink
My marine pressure hits before blink, forces units, causes losses and delays tech. I take a third and turtle into sky terran. Seeing the toss going col/zealot, I make only banshees. Its still back and forth for a while, but I keep him pinned and pull the win. After game, I get this:
![[image loading]](http://i47.tinypic.com/33y10ty.jpg)
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PvT
After feedbacking my opponent's ghosts and storming his army I just rolled over his remaining army and bases. When I reach his natural he's like:
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On July 11 2012 23:14 cleecks wrote:PvT After feedbacking my opponent's ghosts and storming his army I just rolled over his remaining army and bases. When I reach his natural he's like: ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/4raJa.png)
AHHHHHH Finally back to some awesome / confusing BM 
That's what this thread is all about.
This should be highlighted only for the "Fisher Price race" joke :D
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On July 11 2012 20:09 Ironsights wrote:36 minute TvP on Cloud Kigndom. I open 15 CC against a 2 base 6 gate blink My marine pressure hits before blink, forces units, causes losses and delays tech. I take a third and turtle into sky terran. Seeing the toss going col/zealot, I make only banshees. Its still back and forth for a while, but I keep him pinned and pull the win. After game, I get this: -Removed Image-  I would sooo love to get my hands on that juicy replay.
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On July 11 2012 23:14 cleecks wrote:PvT After feedbacking my opponent's ghosts and storming his army I just rolled over his remaining army and bases. When I reach his natural he's like: ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/4raJa.png)
These bits of confusing BM are why I come back. Thanks you just made my lunch break.
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On July 11 2012 23:14 cleecks wrote:PvT After feedbacking my opponent's ghosts and storming his army I just rolled over his remaining army and bases. When I reach his natural he's like: ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/4raJa.png)
This is brilliant.
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On July 09 2012 06:52 zokker13 wrote:![[image loading]](http://www.bilder-upload.eu/upload/KuSMQwTs2wXeOj4.jpg)
hahahaha! laughed hard on that, thank you for sharing. ^^
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On July 09 2012 05:38 Leviance wrote:Show nested quote +On July 09 2012 05:28 Hypemeup wrote:+ Show Spoiler +I found this confusing because I dont speak french, maybe someone can translate for me? I hope it is some decent BM :| It means "I'm gonna eat your penis and piss in your left nostril" + Show Spoiler +j/k I don't know French too well
He said: Plopinou: For God's sake, not moving for 22 min Plopinou: and have such a rotten macro * You can go hang yourself Because you really have to be a damn noob. **
*(he actually said ''molded'', as in fungus, but in English ''rotten'' is a better insult) **(damn is equivalent, the word ''putin'' (He made a typo) can't be translated properly)
Also, judging from his choice of words, he's from central Quebec, not France, and he probably doesn't speak English very often)
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He fell for the ol' lure units out of base, run in with probe and drop pylons into 4gate. A great strategy for people who hate PvP.
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/2JmyU.jpg)
Edit: OH SNAP. I forgot about this. I was laughing the whole time this game. This guy was AWFUL yet he seemed to think I had no chance the whole game. Also, I checked his history he does this same marine drop opening every game, regardless of race.
First he was going to go for a marine drop at about 8 minutes but he saw that I had an observer, so he returned his medivacs home and responded with this, because I clearly am not actually playing smart by scouting, but instead am relying on luck:
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/Y3Wrx.jpg)
So after taking his natural expansion at 11:00, he stims and attacks up my ramp into into my pre-positioned army including archons that he had just scanned. Giving me a 50 supply lead at the end of the fight. Though obviously he is still in the lead and the superior player.
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/7pFxr.jpg)
Now he is definitely behind and has lost map control completely, so what does he do? Take the gold! So I kill the gold half way through it morphing into a planetary fortress. His response:
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/T7GVq.jpg)
His response to this setback, float another command center toward the gold, fully knowing my army is there. This does not end well:
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/T5SMb.jpg)
After that he does the most effective thing possible to my army, sneaks in 3 cloaked ghosts and use regular attacks on my zealot and immortal, causing minor shield damage. This is obviously a crippling blow to my army.
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/HHumr.jpg)
After dispatching these three ghosts, I move forward, not particularly trying very hard anymore. He responds with a SICK move command into my storms. HOLY MICRO
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/Zg48Y.jpg)
He finally stims and attacks, actually doing a bit of damage because at this point I was getting impatient because this game should have been over 10 minutes ago and didn't even bother getting in position, though I'm fairly sure I killed more of my own units with storms. So finally after eating a ton of storms he admits defeat, but not before telling me how lucky I was. Clearly though, he should have won this.
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/JQNGq.jpg)
The moral of the story is, if you are way behind and have no chance of winning, stay in the game and tell the person how lucky they are that you didn't already beat them.
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Sorry, not from SC2, but I think it's confusing & awesome BM. On his stream taeja was playing toss, and someone said
"fllwurhrt: with toss you can literally hit your face against the keyboard over and over until youre in masters"
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On July 13 2012 04:25 Ben... wrote:He fell for the ol' lure units out of base, run in with probe and drop pylons into 4gate. A great strategy for people who hate PvP. ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/2JmyU.jpg) Edit: OH SNAP. I forgot about this. I was laughing the whole time this game. This guy was AWFUL yet he seemed to think I had no chance the whole game. Also, I checked his history he does this same marine drop opening every game, regardless of race. First he was going to go for a marine drop at about 8 minutes but he saw that I had an observer, so he returned his medivacs home and responded with this, because I clearly am not actually playing smart by scouting, but instead am relying on luck: ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/Y3Wrx.jpg) So after taking his natural expansion at 11:00, he stims and attacks up my ramp into into my pre-positioned army including archons that he had just scanned. Giving me a 50 supply lead at the end of the fight. Though obviously he is still in the lead and the superior player. ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/7pFxr.jpg) Now he is definitely behind and has lost map control completely, so what does he do? Take the gold! So I kill the gold half way through it morphing into a planetary fortress. His response: ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/T7GVq.jpg) His response to this setback, float another command center toward the gold, fully knowing my army is there. This does not end well: ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/T5SMb.jpg) After that he does the most effective thing possible to my army, sneaks in 3 cloaked ghosts and use regular attacks on my zealot and immortal, causing minor shield damage. This is obviously a crippling blow to my army. ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/HHumr.jpg) After dispatching these three ghosts, I move forward, not particularly trying very hard anymore. He responds with a SICK move command into my storms. HOLY MICRO ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/Zg48Y.jpg) He finally stims and attacks, actually doing a bit of damage because at this point I was getting impatient because this game should have been over 10 minutes ago and didn't even bother getting in position, though I'm fairly sure I killed more of my own units with storms. So finally after eating a ton of storms he admits defeat, but not before telling me how lucky I was. Clearly though, he should have won this. ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/JQNGq.jpg) The moral of the story is, if you are way behind and have no chance of winning, stay in the game and tell the person how lucky they are that you didn't already beat them.
so where is the bm .... you told us how you won over a probably silver - plat opponent. cool story bro
User was warned for this post
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On June 25 2012 01:45 LukasG wrote:Hey I was just looking at TL and then i saw this. I was playing Mech though^^ ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/3qFdW.jpg?1)
He's italian. I know him :D
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On July 13 2012 16:38 Asarha wrote: Sorry, not from SC2, but I think it's confusing & awesome BM. On his stream taeja was playing toss, and someone said
"fllwurhrt: with toss you can literally hit your face against the keyboard over and over until youre in masters" How is this not from SC2?
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On July 13 2012 18:20 Eluadyl wrote:Show nested quote +On July 13 2012 16:38 Asarha wrote: Sorry, not from SC2, but I think it's confusing & awesome BM. On his stream taeja was playing toss, and someone said
"fllwurhrt: with toss you can literally hit your face against the keyboard over and over until youre in masters" How is this not from SC2?
I think he's saying he is not from SC2 (just in case what he's quoting isn't so awesome nor confusing).
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On July 13 2012 17:08 Latty wrote:Show nested quote +On July 13 2012 04:25 Ben... wrote:He fell for the ol' lure units out of base, run in with probe and drop pylons into 4gate. A great strategy for people who hate PvP. ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/2JmyU.jpg) Edit: OH SNAP. I forgot about this. I was laughing the whole time this game. This guy was AWFUL yet he seemed to think I had no chance the whole game. Also, I checked his history he does this same marine drop opening every game, regardless of race. First he was going to go for a marine drop at about 8 minutes but he saw that I had an observer, so he returned his medivacs home and responded with this, because I clearly am not actually playing smart by scouting, but instead am relying on luck: ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/Y3Wrx.jpg) So after taking his natural expansion at 11:00, he stims and attacks up my ramp into into my pre-positioned army including archons that he had just scanned. Giving me a 50 supply lead at the end of the fight. Though obviously he is still in the lead and the superior player. ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/7pFxr.jpg) Now he is definitely behind and has lost map control completely, so what does he do? Take the gold! So I kill the gold half way through it morphing into a planetary fortress. His response: ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/T7GVq.jpg) His response to this setback, float another command center toward the gold, fully knowing my army is there. This does not end well: ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/T5SMb.jpg) After that he does the most effective thing possible to my army, sneaks in 3 cloaked ghosts and use regular attacks on my zealot and immortal, causing minor shield damage. This is obviously a crippling blow to my army. ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/HHumr.jpg) After dispatching these three ghosts, I move forward, not particularly trying very hard anymore. He responds with a SICK move command into my storms. HOLY MICRO ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/Zg48Y.jpg) He finally stims and attacks, actually doing a bit of damage because at this point I was getting impatient because this game should have been over 10 minutes ago and didn't even bother getting in position, though I'm fairly sure I killed more of my own units with storms. So finally after eating a ton of storms he admits defeat, but not before telling me how lucky I was. Clearly though, he should have won this. ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/JQNGq.jpg) The moral of the story is, if you are way behind and have no chance of winning, stay in the game and tell the person how lucky they are that you didn't already beat them. so where is the bm .... you told us how you won over a probably silver - plat opponent. cool story bro Holy fuck don't quote a gigantic post just to write cool story bro.
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On July 13 2012 18:53 Probe1 wrote:Show nested quote +On July 13 2012 17:08 Latty wrote:On July 13 2012 04:25 Ben... wrote:He fell for the ol' lure units out of base, run in with probe and drop pylons into 4gate. A great strategy for people who hate PvP. ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/2JmyU.jpg) Edit: OH SNAP. I forgot about this. I was laughing the whole time this game. This guy was AWFUL yet he seemed to think I had no chance the whole game. Also, I checked his history he does this same marine drop opening every game, regardless of race. First he was going to go for a marine drop at about 8 minutes but he saw that I had an observer, so he returned his medivacs home and responded with this, because I clearly am not actually playing smart by scouting, but instead am relying on luck: ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/Y3Wrx.jpg) So after taking his natural expansion at 11:00, he stims and attacks up my ramp into into my pre-positioned army including archons that he had just scanned. Giving me a 50 supply lead at the end of the fight. Though obviously he is still in the lead and the superior player. ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/7pFxr.jpg) Now he is definitely behind and has lost map control completely, so what does he do? Take the gold! So I kill the gold half way through it morphing into a planetary fortress. His response: ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/T7GVq.jpg) His response to this setback, float another command center toward the gold, fully knowing my army is there. This does not end well: ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/T5SMb.jpg) After that he does the most effective thing possible to my army, sneaks in 3 cloaked ghosts and use regular attacks on my zealot and immortal, causing minor shield damage. This is obviously a crippling blow to my army. ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/HHumr.jpg) After dispatching these three ghosts, I move forward, not particularly trying very hard anymore. He responds with a SICK move command into my storms. HOLY MICRO ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/Zg48Y.jpg) He finally stims and attacks, actually doing a bit of damage because at this point I was getting impatient because this game should have been over 10 minutes ago and didn't even bother getting in position, though I'm fairly sure I killed more of my own units with storms. So finally after eating a ton of storms he admits defeat, but not before telling me how lucky I was. Clearly though, he should have won this. ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/JQNGq.jpg) The moral of the story is, if you are way behind and have no chance of winning, stay in the game and tell the person how lucky they are that you didn't already beat them. so where is the bm .... you told us how you won over a probably silver - plat opponent. cool story bro Holy fuck don't quote a gigantic post just to write cool story bro. Yeah he should probably at least spoiler it.
Also he asked what BM there was, the Terran is in a terrible position all game long while telling the Protoss that he won because of 'luck' etc. I think that counts for BM at least a little.
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TvP on Daybreak. I open CC before 2nd depot, scout my opponent to find nexus first. He pauses, I run to piss, he BM/spams me until I return despite me saying 7min scout finds a third base 1/3 of the way built, I hit with a +1 stim 4 medi timing, eventually I kill the 3rd and all his sentries/stalkers before he mines from it while also getting probes with a drop in the main/nat. go home, macro up a storm off my 3base. Keep scanning to find tech but find only 1/1 stalkers/zealots at 14-15 minutes, decide to push with my 2-2, bait his zealots till there are no more, and his 130 food supply army with all stalker and 2 archons melts to my bio.
The excuses start:
![[image loading]](http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/1218/blastbm.png)
Then the chat-feed BM
BLASTǂDidrik: LOOOL sec let me laugh LOOOOOOOL noob You: lol let me watch the replay LOL noob being bad must be rough BLASTǂDidrik: im still paid ez You: paid to work at mcdees u mean? im paid too prob more, for less U EZ son ur so bad that when i scanned ur units i actually built vikings, cause iwas sure yo uwere hiding something but no, your jsut bad BLASTǂDidrik: ez You: yes u r thx for noticing is that all u can say? BLASTǂDidrik: that it must be frustrating to play so much and then your oppoment is on a sponsored team and gets salery for playing with 1 hand on the dick You: haha kk BLASTǂDidrik: must be frustrating ez You: im sure u get paid myy games= 114 ur games= 500 so u play more im higher ranked and better BLASTǂDidrik: old account  You: you still are terrible BLASTǂDidrik: now noobie You: and will be removed from salary BLASTǂDidrik: daddy needs to go You: im sure u do more esports cheques to collect? rofl BLASTǂDidrik: dont have time to talk to noobies that think they are good  You: i dont think im good i just think ur bad and i find it funny u lie about sponsorship to make urself feel better about losing like i give a rat's ass, i have a real job thx  so whats ur real acc and # then its always fun to find "clan" members who bm in game, make excuses when they ragequit and then try to be a big man behind their keyboards based on accomplishments that are more made up than internet statistics
He claimed to be part of the BLAST Sc2 team(http://www.myblast.eu)
If that's true, good job to BLAST for paying diamond level BM players, I'm sure the team is going to go very far.
Edit: Haha this guy is actually the credited manager, WOW. Time to contact sponsors and let them know the kind of douchebags they are dealing with.
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+ Show Spoiler +On July 13 2012 22:36 GeNeSiDe wrote:TvP on Daybreak. I open CC before 2nd depot, scout my opponent to find nexus first. He pauses, I run to piss, he BM/spams me until I return despite me saying 7min scout finds a third base 1/3 of the way built, I hit with a +1 stim 4 medi timing, eventually I kill the 3rd and all his sentries/stalkers before he mines from it while also getting probes with a drop in the main/nat. go home, macro up a storm off my 3base. Keep scanning to find tech but find only 1/1 stalkers/zealots at 14-15 minutes, decide to push with my 2-2, bait his zealots till there are no more, and his 130 food supply army with all stalker and 2 archons melts to my bio. The excuses start: ![[image loading]](http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/1218/blastbm.png) Then the chat-feed BM BLASTǂDidrik: LOOOL sec let me laugh LOOOOOOOL noob You: lol let me watch the replay LOL noob being bad must be rough BLASTǂDidrik: im still paid ez You: paid to work at mcdees u mean? im paid too prob more, for less U EZ son ur so bad that when i scanned ur units i actually built vikings, cause iwas sure yo uwere hiding something but no, your jsut bad BLASTǂDidrik: ez You: yes u r thx for noticing is that all u can say? BLASTǂDidrik: that it must be frustrating to play so much and then your oppoment is on a sponsored team and gets salery for playing with 1 hand on the dick You: haha kk BLASTǂDidrik: must be frustrating ez You: im sure u get paid myy games= 114 ur games= 500 so u play more im higher ranked and better BLASTǂDidrik: old account  You: you still are terrible BLASTǂDidrik: now noobie You: and will be removed from salary BLASTǂDidrik: daddy needs to go You: im sure u do more esports cheques to collect? rofl BLASTǂDidrik: dont have time to talk to noobies that think they are good  You: i dont think im good i just think ur bad and i find it funny u lie about sponsorship to make urself feel better about losing like i give a rat's ass, i have a real job thx  so whats ur real acc and # then its always fun to find "clan" members who bm in game, make excuses when they ragequit and then try to be a big man behind their keyboards based on accomplishments that are more made up than internet statistics He claimed to be part of the BLAST Sc2 team(http://www.myblast.eu) If that's true, good job to BLAST for paying diamond level BM players, I'm sure the team is going to go very far. Edit: Haha this guy is actually the credited manager, WOW. Time to contact sponsors and let them know the kind of douchebags they are dealing with. Amazing how people still don't seem to get this thread.
Also lol @ contacting sponsors.
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On July 13 2012 22:36 GeNeSiDe wrote:+ Show Spoiler +TvP on Daybreak. I open CC before 2nd depot, scout my opponent to find nexus first. He pauses, I run to piss, he BM/spams me until I return despite me saying 7min scout finds a third base 1/3 of the way built, I hit with a +1 stim 4 medi timing, eventually I kill the 3rd and all his sentries/stalkers before he mines from it while also getting probes with a drop in the main/nat. go home, macro up a storm off my 3base. Keep scanning to find tech but find only 1/1 stalkers/zealots at 14-15 minutes, decide to push with my 2-2, bait his zealots till there are no more, and his 130 food supply army with all stalker and 2 archons melts to my bio. The excuses start: + Show Spoiler +Then the chat-feed BM BLASTǂDidrik: LOOOL sec let me laugh LOOOOOOOL noob You: lol let me watch the replay LOL noob being bad must be rough BLASTǂDidrik: im still paid ez You: paid to work at mcdees u mean? im paid too prob more, for less U EZ son ur so bad that when i scanned ur units i actually built vikings, cause iwas sure yo uwere hiding something but no, your jsut bad BLASTǂDidrik: ez You: yes u r thx for noticing is that all u can say? BLASTǂDidrik: that it must be frustrating to play so much and then your oppoment is on a sponsored team and gets salery for playing with 1 hand on the dick You: haha kk BLASTǂDidrik: must be frustrating ez You: im sure u get paid myy games= 114 ur games= 500 so u play more im higher ranked and better BLASTǂDidrik: old account  You: you still are terrible BLASTǂDidrik: now noobie You: and will be removed from salary BLASTǂDidrik: daddy needs to go You: im sure u do more esports cheques to collect? rofl BLASTǂDidrik: dont have time to talk to noobies that think they are good  You: i dont think im good i just think ur bad and i find it funny u lie about sponsorship to make urself feel better about losing like i give a rat's ass, i have a real job thx  so whats ur real acc and # then its always fun to find "clan" members who bm in game, make excuses when they ragequit and then try to be a big man behind their keyboards based on accomplishments that are more made up than internet statistics He claimed to be part of the BLAST Sc2 team(http://www.myblast.eu) If that's true, good job to BLAST for paying diamond level BM players, I'm sure the team is going to go very far. Edit: Haha this guy is actually the credited manager, WOW. Time to contact sponsors and let them know the kind of douchebags they are dealing with.
You've made yourself look like a total moron by the things you said in the chat, then multiplied it by a billion times with your edit about sponsors.
I'm sorry, it had to be said.
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It was worth it to laugh at the fact that the moron who "plays sc2 with 1 hand on his dick" is a paid manager in charge of a major E-Sports organization.
So much for professionalism.
PS. Search my username in this thread, you think I care what you think about what I wrote? I was pissing myself laughing.
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