Awesome/Confusing SC2 BM - Page 198

voLzh: NOT GG
voLzh has reconnected.
voLzh: JUST U NOOB
never not
that was STUPID EASY GAME
hey noob
SAY SEG
hey
say it stupid nooob
NOTGG I JUST PLAY WITH NOOB
You: *slow clap*
voLzh: say SEG
stupid noob
hey clap stupid u here me?
hey
stupid clap noob here me?
hey stupid
hey
here me?
say SEG
NOT GG
say it
SEG
STUPID EASY GAME
SAY IT STUPID NOOB
hey
noob
noob stupid crying?
hey
You: heeey hey hey heeey... a good song actually
voLzh: u crying?
You: Alice Cooper rocks
voLzh: hey stupid
i just tell u
ur noob
say thanks volzh for ur kindness
and say SEG
hey
clap
here me?
hey stupid clap
say it
You: you can't even imagine how amused I am right now
voLzh: say
say
say
say
hey
U R STUPID LOOSER
SAY IT NOOB
stupid
hey
u said GG
You: OK. "U R STUPID LOOSER." Am I doing it right?
voLzh: WTF NOOB
NOT GOOD GAME
never not even for me
NO STUPI CANT UNDERSTAND?
i said SEG
U SAY SEG
U SAID GG
WTF
stupid noob wtf gg?
hey
say SEG FAStER
can u understand?
just say SEG
U SAID GG
say im sorry volzh volzh is light
You: I don't really have to reply, you look like you're having a fun conversation all by yourself.
voLzh: hey stupid
JUST SAY SEG
u cant say??
og help this STUPID NOOB
he cant say SEG
oh GOD HELP HIM
hey stupid say
SEG
ok U too much STUPID
U CANT SAY SEG lolol
k bye too much stupid
You: thank you for the amusement, I'll share it with the general public
voLzh: not cry stupid
i cant help u
ur too muc h stupid
bye
You: cya, gl hf

chemao: FYI noob terran builds army the FASTEST
chemao has reconnected.
chemao: moron you have no clue
You: you went pool first on a really long map and then you lost a bunch of lings for nothing, you also didnt deny scouting or prepare for a standard timing
chemao: it's not a long map moron
You: maybe you should watch your replays or something
chemao: it's a SMALL MAP
with SHORT RUSH DISTANCE
maybe you should play zerg before you think youre better than you really are
dumb shit you have NO clue what youre talking about
You: lets play a zvz right now
chemao: not even the SLIGHTEST idea
and when i ass rape
You: or a zvt with me as zerg
chemao: you
then what do i get out of my time
i've already done that twice today
first guy this morning
fucking ass raped him
You: so you complain to everyone you play against I see
chemao: zvz SO EASY
becaues it's a FAIR MATCHUP
You: you're all down on zvt but you made a ton of mistakes that game
chemao: oh really
well tell me fucktard
please oh please
tell me what i did wrong
You: no scouting, weak build (hatch first is much stronger)
chemao: because what i saw
your fuckign FREE ASS TIER 2 BULLSHIT HELIONS
deflected ANYTHING i could have done
You: lol I built 4 hellions and you sacrificed every long to fight them on my ramp with marine support behind a wall
ling*
chemao: i bet youd fuckign cry imbalance if banelings cost no gas huh
listen fucktard
they are USELESS after that
not like marines can kill a shit ton of things and not die at all
iimagine 20 lings
You: hellions are not that hard to deal with
chemao: could kill 30 marines
HAHAHAH youre really a dumbass
You: there are these things called overlords too they fly and hellions cant him them
and they see all kinds of stuff
chemao: ok so you make tanks to deal with helion
then i mean roach
but oops 2 tanks come out
and your entire army is fuckign DESTROYED in 5 shots
so you have what? ligns? oh that's right
helions 1 shot lings
or 2 shot with carapace
yeah that's hard
so then what does a zerg do? hrmmm
exactly
You: hellions dont 1 shot lings with blue flame
chemao: yes
You: what are you even talking about
chemao: they do
4 helions will 1 shot EASILY
only with carapace
You: that's 4 shots -.-
chemao: oh it's fucking 2 shot
yeah so 400 investment
can kill 1000 investment
You: that's like saying that roaches 1 shot tanks because 10 of them can
chemao: and not even die
well dumbass
that's not even true
You: micro is important lol
chemao: because roaches are fucking OWNED by tanks
You: if you think hellions are so invincible then watch some masters level zerg replays
chemao: there is not a SINGLE composition that is viable as a zerg
yeah
i watched 4 hours of a gm stream yesterday
You: there is no reason why your entire gameplan should crumble because I used the most standard of the standard terran builds
chemao: he lost 6 games in a row
for that bullshit
yeah there's a reason terarn has been 56+% win vs zerg at top tier
and 65%+ at anythinb below diamond
figure that one out smart guy
You: in that game I had almost 50% more resources then you and I didn't even kill a single drone
chemao: and yeah you never play zerg so there's no poitn in even discussing it with you because you have NO idea at ALL what you're talking about
MULE
You: look at the score screen man
chemao: derp derp
You: I had more everything then you
chemao: you probably had just as many scv
You: your build is bad
chemao: that's right zerg makes units faster? oh wait that's WRONG
You: why would you go pool first vs terran
chemao: it's FUCKING WRONG
You: if you're not gonna attack
chemao: not even CLOSE to being accurate
yeah well i had thought to attack
but oh that's right
terran can scout zerg base all day long NO FUCKING PROBLEM
You: because I ran an SCV in there and you didn't kill it?
chemao: can zerg scout? OH THAT'S RIGHT FUCK NO THEY CANT
You: they just buffed overlord speed for that exact reason man
you didnt even try to OL scout
chemao: i didnt kill it because i wanted you to scout hatch moron
listen fucktard
OV
can only see 1/2 a base
and in cloud kingdom
that means ZERO PERCENT
the only entry point
is way the fuck on the other side of the base
You: im not even talking about balance here, you just played super wishy washy then lost to a standard timing and you're telling me that you couldnt have won that game
chemao: and JUST ONE marine
can kill it before it even gets to the middle of the base
that's right
impossible
if you want to try
just play zerg
you will see
zerg is nothing but a coin flip
oh yeah
and about the hatch shipe
snipe
it's fucking RETARDED easy for a terran to snipe a hatch
how about a zerg sniping a cc?
You: zerg is nothing but a coinflip which is why zerg is dominating in the GSL right now lol
chemao: that's right IMFUCKINGPOSSIBLE
WELL DUMB FUCK
it' NOT
in FACT
it's 52.8% loss vs terran
and 52.1%loss vs toss
which is the BEST it has been in TEN MONTHS
this is the FIRST month
You: and there are some zerg players on the pro scene that nobody wants to play against because they're so fucking hard to kill
chemao: that zerg has had a better than 45% win rate
You: you can spit out all the numbers you want but it's not going to excuse your mistakes while playing
chemao: yeah and if they were using terran or protoss they'd be IMPOSSIBLE to kill
the only mistake i made
was playing zerg
if i was a terran
i'd be low to mid diamond alrady EASILY
You: guess you should switch then man I dunno what else to say
chemao: WAY FUCKING EASILY
You: I doubt that
chemao: well smart ass
i have beat ever top 8 plat zerg i've played
i just beat another one a few minutes ago
three plats in a row EASILY
one was a rank 1
so YEAH
if the game was EVEN
i'd be doing JUST FINE
marines = free
helions = free
and they are pretty much the highest dps units in the game
and they're free
You: you clearly lack fundamental understanding of TvZ, just because you can beat platinum zergs doesnt mean that terran is overpowered
chemao: well funny you say that
polt said not too long ago
that most of the terrans in gsl dont deserve to be there
but because terran is overpowered, they made it
You: who was he talking about? him?
polt isnt even that good
chemao: hah
polt is code s
so i guess he's not bad
and if you think that
they why are others in code s that shouldn't be there, as he sai
IPL
derprran
8 to ZERO
You: and why do you believe everything pro players say anyways
chemao: hard hard
AAAAAAAAAAAAAATM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATM
You: IdrA has complained about zerg being underpowered in every single day that SC2 has been out
chemao: EASY
no skill required at all
of course
because it IS
You: no its because he's a big whiner just like you're being right now
chemao: you have no fucking clue what you're talking about
terarn is BY FAR
BY FUCKING FAR
balanced
zerg is fucking BROKEN
there is NO answer fo the fuckign easiest composition in the game
that requires ABSOLUTELY ZERO skill to do
what can fucking zerg do vs marine tank? hmmm... oh yeah NOTHING
You: why dont you start going hatch first and going up to 4-6 queens and spreading a bunch of creep
chemao: yeah i do that
and it doesnt matter
You: not last game :S
chemao: it's a SMALL MAP
zerg has NO CHANCE worth a FUCK on a small map
beacuse you can snipe hatches all day
but can a zerg snipe a cc?
FUCK NO
oh yeah and there's the little thing you dont seem to grasp
losing a hatch
is like losing a CC PLUS 6 BARRACKS
You: if you're gonna try to take a 3rd base you should either be prepared to defend it, or prepared to scout the most direct path of attack towards it
chemao: not to mention zerg expansion is way more expensive than terran
yeah well dumbass
the problem with THAT IS
that unlike DERPRRAN
zerg can't make harvesters and army at the same time
you have 3 barracks
is already more production than TWO HATCHES
You: what do you mean you cant make army and harvesters at the same time?
chemao: so tell me, where does the production come from
You: also people build macro hatches for a reason
chemao: oh that's right, hmm oh but i remember now
since you have NO FUCKING DRONES
you cant use the larvae so it doesnt matter
You: if you have 3 drones, 1 could make lings and 2 could make drones, oh look army and units at the same time
maybe you should try not playing like a robot
chemao: so you make army or hatches
but not both
and hatches are WAY fuckign expensive
compared to cc
You: you shouldnt be playing the game like you're reading a flowchart
chemao: cc is almost free, in fact
You: all I keep hearing from you is stuff about numbers and processes
but zerg is a reactive race
chemao: 1 mule already almost pays for it
no it's not
zerg is NOT a reactive race
because you cant scout worth a shit
not to mention
the time it takes to react on a small map
is purely nonexistent
just park a fucking tank outside
and contain
so fucking easy
SO FUCKING EASY
what can zerg do to that? oh that's right NOTHING
fuckign an all in mass attack
and maybe kill the first wave
You: tank heavy armies are weak as hell when they're not seiged up
chemao: then second wave comes and OH DARN because zerg units are WAY more expensive than terran units, it's just a push push push to a loss
You: but instead of having to slow push your third which would have taken minutes, I walked over to it and set up next to it
chemao: and like i said
You: because you didnt even try to look for it
chemao: since zerg can't do a fucking THING to stop a terran expansion
you can just build as many bases as you want
and you dont have to do SHIT to defend it
1 pf can wipe out 50 food like it was nothing
oh you gonna dump a ton of army to it? OKAY GO FOR IT
oh shit 1hp
well in 10 seconds it'll be 550 again
DERP DERP
how about ahatch
oh you didnt get the snipe
no fucking problem
send 1 more batch of 3 marines to finish it off
and then BAM
You: zerg gets cheap towers that dont require units to shoot and can move
chemao: minerals PLUS 6 production cycles just GONE
hahahaha youre stupid
cheap?
cheap?
cheap my ASS
You: we can both make it sound like the other enemy is overpowered by listing the stuff they have
chemao: ahahhaahaahahaha
as IF
how many spines can 8 marines kill
any idea?
You: when you're floating thousands of mins late game you can easily throw up massive walls of spine crawlers it takes forever to fight through that stuff
chemao: and you seem to forget
1 spine is 1 larva
50 mins
100 mins
plus ALL the minerals a drone could be mining
You: 8 marines could kill 1 spine with no upgrades
2 if they have stim and a medivac maybe
chemao: that's RIGHT
and you'd only lose about 3 of them
You: of course 8 marines can kill a spine thats 400 mins vs 100 mins
that's a bad trade losing 150 mins for 100
chemao: no it's not
it's 50 mins
You: you're not even making sense
chemao: plus 100 mins
plus 40 mins per minute for the rest of the game
because you have to use a fuckign drone to build it
how about terran/
You: zerg always has more workers than their opponent if they havent taken economic damage
chemao: oh yeah that's right
buildings dont cost scv
HAH
that's not even CLOSE to correct
go watch soem games
ghell go watch your own op ass replays
You: I watch games all the time, and that is always what I see
chemao: you will NEVER see a zerg having more harvesters anything before 10 minutes
HAHAAHAH
find one
RIGHT NOW
let's SEE IT
hell let me check HD
we'll see a replay right NOW
You: this is getting pretty tiring
chemao: PURE DRONING
You: you clearly dont have a mindset to improve and intend to complain instead
chemao: a zerg hits 50 drones
when the terran hits 41 scv
and with mule
the income is HIGHTER
HIGHER
PLUS
the TERRAN has army ready to go
You: maybe that's because if you build only drones until you have 50 terran will just expand because you dont have units
this game is more complicated than that...
chemao: you CAN'T STOP a terran from expanding
that's what you dont seem to get noob
go try zerg
i DARE YOU
i TRIPLE DARE YOU
You: you cant keep a zerg from expanding either thats why HATCH FIRST is STANDARD
chemao: play 30 games as zerg RIGHT NOW
and then come back and say something
HAHAHA
AHAHAHA
dude
stopping a zerg from expanding is fuckign easy as shit
that's why all the zergs are losing
t and p just FE
You: anyways this is going on teamliquid this is hilarious
chemao: and stop the zerg third
there just a small few zergs that are dealing with it right now
plain and simple
You: I didnt FE that game lol
chemao: you expanded same time as me
which is FE moron
You: you didnt FE either you went pool first
chemao: like i said
i wanted to WIN
so i was goig to bust you
small map
is just a loss for zerg
plain and simple
because you can take 3 bases uncontested with NO PROBLEM
You: maybe you should roach rush next time that's better against 12 rax 13 gas lol
chemao: and zerg can't get a 4th at all, except for the dangerous ones in the middle
actually
roah rush is just a GG
1 bunker and it's a fail
You: if you really want to do a scary timing you should FE into roach / ling / baneling timing
since you think you can only win by cheesing
chemao: oh yeah free fuckign bunkers
with zero cost
that's right
oh and a couple scv
give it unlimited HP
wow
yeah that is a great id
idea
You: so little understanding it hurts my brain
anyways im really done with this conversation
chemao: hey what's the best way for zerg to wall?
You: so done with it
so bye bye
chemao: the answer is... it's IMPOSSIBLE for zerg to wall
You: ok now you're just trolling me
chemao: a wall of spines? NO PROBLEM
You: argghg
chemao: helion just drive past them
You: sorry man I have to block

Forsetti: dont fucking worry about it i did that shit for you
youre fucked when u go against the next guy
You: thanks for the replay thing
and ok
Forsetti: i deserved the win
played much better
You: you didnt expand
i had map control
――――――――――――――――
Forsetti: you lost you expo
2 minutes
no
20 seconds
after it was up
because you cant harass
for shit
learn to fucking play
fuck you faggot
fds
af
sdaf
sda
fdsa
f
we're replaying
i asked an admin
we're replaying
You: we are?
Forsetti: you used the wrong map
faggot
You: ok
find it then
so
should i tell him about your BM?
Forsetti: cant prove anything
You: because thats disqualification
Forsetti: ill just deny it
You: screenshots dude
Forsetti: because youd really go that far
You: if its fortress though
i will
because its completly different
Forsetti: ofcourse its fortress
You: i though it was because it didnt say may on it
alright
lets go
Forsetti: if i lose
you can report my bm
idc
youre trash and massed one unit
You: dude
chill out
you went 5 gate 1 robo
so i went 3 gate 2 robo
Forsetti: 6 gate
You: build order win
Forsetti: l2 count
You: i counted based on units
not on actual scouting
Forsetti: because you cant
You: lemme message that other guy though
if we are replaying it effects him
Forsetti: did he win?
You: yes
Forsetti: nvm gg you won
FUCK YOU
no reason for me to ruin the guy that beat you
not gunna ruin is day
because i know im better than you
You: dude
chill out
its not a big deal
Forsetti: YOU MASSED ONE UNIT AND BEAT ME OUT OF A TOURNAMENT
why cant you show some skil
land beat me?
You: i did
it was called
Forsetti: wanna replay not even for the tournament?
i can easily
trash you
You: why is this so important to you
5$
Forsetti: its not
i just said we replay not for hte tournament
i just wanna let you know youre not so hot
you suck dick
You: i dont think im great
i just think youre worse then me
Forsetti: i could easily beat you
lets go
1v1
You: i hate pvp
can i use zerg?
Forsetti: will you admit im better than you
if i beat you
when youre zerg?
You: im not very good
as zerg
so
Forsetti: im better than you
You: ill admit it right now
Forsetti: overall
You: you will probably beat me
if you cant even see why i won and you lost
that pvp
then i win
Forsetti: I KNOW HOW YOU WON
YOU MASSED
ONE
UNIT
thats how
because if i just made 2 gateways
next to your base
and streamed zealots in
i woulda won
get it?
You: 2 gate?
lol you think thats an auto win?
Forsetti: proxy 2 gate
woulda beat you
you made 1 gateway
and one robo
build order win
You: i scouted shit in your base
Forsetti: like you said
You: hence
why i went the build i did
i knew there was no 2 gate
Forsetti: you would have massed
colossus
You: so i didnt have to build them
Forsetti: if i went anything
You: i scouted your build
and countered it
Forsetti: i killed your expo
and your main
You: its really not that complicated
Forsetti: mineral line
you fucking suck
im almost masters league
You: there were lik 6 probes left
Forsetti: because im better than you
what rank are you?
whats your points?
You: 35
Forsetti: whats your mmr?
IM RANK 5
GOING AGAINST MASTER PLAYERS
IM BETTER
You: haha
k
Forsetti: i trash master zergs
hell
my zerg
could beat your toss
You: do you understand what map control is?
Forsetti: yes
im not retarded
You: i was camping the center
Forsetti: but i dont need map control in pvp
You: and you couldnt do anything about it
Forsetti: because most of the time
its just a mass
massing units
isnt hard
You: well
Forsetti: ill zvp you
You: i massed better then you
Forsetti: apparently
ill give you that
i could trash you
with zerg
wanna find out?
You: not really
Forsetti: scared?
You: sure
Forsetti: kk im better
admit it
if you have to dodge
you suck
balls
You: because i dont want you to rage harder
im dodging?
Forsetti: i think you lost to a bad terran
was he terran?
or zerg?
You: terran
Forsetti: yeah you lost to a trash terran
i beat masters terrans
You: he 3 rax all ined
Forsetti: SCOUT IT FAGGOT
easy
as
shit
to beat
You: not easy
Forsetti: YES
how do you think i feel on ladder
i learned to stop it
because they have NO GAS
fucking retard
anyone could understand that
id probably win with a 6 pool
vs you
because apparently you dont need to scout
you can just win with map control
You: i scouted your unit comp in a mirror matchup
Forsetti: you got smacked around
You: yes that effectivly tells me how many buildings you have
Forsetti: until you had 043242 colossus
then you attack moved
You: maybe you should have pused sooner
pushed*
when you had the advantage in unit
Forsetti: i couldnt have because you were getting smacked around with harass
You: then get more apm?
Forsetti: you used colossus
to stop harass
youre amazing
its higher than yours
i saw you spam
im a faster player
you dont have the apm to harass
You: i use the apm my builds require
Forsetti: bs
all pros have more than 4
faggot
You: lol
i had 4 apm?
Forsetti: i think you lost because 1 gate 1 robo dont work vs terran
massing colossus doesnt work
does it?
learn something else maybe?
You: so
what build do you go
vs terran
Forsetti: 2 gates
starport
into expo
into high templar or carriers
depending how stupid he is
You: carriers
lol
Forsetti: carriers are surprisingly good
ever even watch a pro game?
You: if you can win with carriers
Forsetti: white-ra rapes face with them
You: you could have won with somthing else sooner
Forsetti: i like to have fun
when i play this game
i dont mass colossus
offa 2 base
and attack move
i micro
You: i had 4 bases
thanks
Forsetti: 4 gate vs 4 gate i woulda won
You: well 2 by the time you GGed
Forsetti: because you died to harass
SO FUCKING EASILY
You: you had more warpin then me
6 gates to 3
Forsetti: maybe
you shoulda made more?
You: if you had harrased better
you could have won
Forsetti: i guarantee that wont work
again
ever
atleast against me
you probably mineral hacked
You: lol
The player is ignoring you.
Forsetti: suck my cock
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