EPTOn April 26 2012 23:19 Cokefreak wrote:
This goes straight to the top with the best of the best BM sentences! :D
This goes straight to the top with the best of the best BM sentences! :D
That is such good BM. Love it.
Awesome/Confusing SC2 BM - Page 175
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marvellosity
United Kingdom36161 Posts
That is such good BM. Love it. | ||
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Leviance
Germany4079 Posts
On April 27 2012 00:47 Sated wrote: ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/sW7xj.jpg) PvZ. I open Gate/Gas/Core like I always do, this guy plants a proxy Hatch at the top of my ramp. He eventually loses and I get this... I'm very confused. I think dogs = zerglings | ||
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Emix_Squall
France705 Posts
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Cokefreak
Finland8096 Posts
On April 27 2012 01:29 Emix_Squall wrote: Ok the "ducks throwing bread at you" thing is by far the funniest I ever read in this game :D ZeromuS should really start gathering some of the best quotes into the OP. | ||
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Holytornados
United States1022 Posts
On April 27 2012 01:29 Emix_Squall wrote: Ok the "ducks throwing bread at you" thing is by far the funniest I ever read in this game :D I can't believe the BM'er came up with it on the spot. It's quite imaginative and unexpected. | ||
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Bojas
Netherlands2397 Posts
Especially when someone plays the most straight up macro game possible and I lose, I won't do anything but gg and leave instead of insulting the other players quality's in life. If he would just say the last line I would lol and be fine with it. Edit: I was browsing his match history and found out he played someone named Sated, have you received some quality BM by a player named cyanide? | ||
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scypio
Poland2127 Posts
Just after 08:00 minute mark I hit the nat and encounter a fearsome army of 4 lings, 4 queens and a spine. Two SC2 minutes later: ![[image loading]](http://images37.fotosik.pl/1493/a69cd4f0e30c313bmed.jpg) Now I am unstoppable TvZ, but let's not forget the single hellion that died to earn me those ladder points  | ||
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PinheadXXXXXX
United States897 Posts
Me:gl hf Him:gl with ur cheese Me: wtf? Him: Faggots like you always cheese. Me: Well, I'm not cheesing. Him:well then your a pussy. cheesing is the real way to play. I proceed to ignore him and 1rax expand. I scan to see two stargates, and no expansion. Him: HAHAHA YOU SAW MY FLYING DILDO TAZERS NOW I WILL KILL YOUR PUSSY MAIN Me: They're called void rays. Him: NO THEY ARE FUCKING DILDOS YOU STUCK THEM UP YOUR BUTT LAST NIGHT I ignore him again, fend off his void rays with a couple of marines and missile turrets. He expands and builds 20 photon cannons at his front. I doom drop him in the back and kill his 3 void rays, as that is all that he has. Him: i would have won if you hadn't shoved those flying dildos up your ass and tazed your prostate Me: They are pixels on a screen. My butt is real. Him: Well then your a faggot fucking a girl in the cunt pussy ass with your triple dicks and flying protoss dildos Me: I thought you said i was gay Him: You are, u stole my fucking tazer dildos and i lost! Fuck you in the ass with the super sharp dildos that you humans have. im leaving and you can fuck me in the ass with ur tazer dildos if u want, but im gonna fight a good straight man now. GG WP | ||
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Holytornados
United States1022 Posts
On April 27 2012 09:19 PinheadXXXXXX wrote: This is in a TvP where protoss opponent goes for 1base void ray allin but doesn't quit afterwards, expands, and builds 20 cannons in the front. Me:gl hf Him:gl with ur cheese Me: wtf? Him: Faggots like you always cheese. Me: Well, I'm not cheesing. Him:well then your a pussy. cheesing is the real way to play. I proceed to ignore him and 1rax expand. I scan to see two stargates, and no expansion. Him: HAHAHA YOU SAW MY FLYING DILDO TAZERS NOW I WILL KILL YOUR PUSSY MAIN Me: They're called void rays. Him: NO THEY ARE FUCKING DILDOS YOU STUCK THEM UP YOUR BUTT LAST NIGHT I ignore him again, fend off his void rays with a couple of marines and missile turrets. He expands and builds 20 photon cannons at his front. I doom drop him in the back and kill his 3 void rays, as that is all that he has. Him: i would have won if you hadn't shoved those flying dildos up your ass and tazed your prostate Me: They are pixels on a screen. My butt is real. Him: Well then your a faggot fucking a girl in the cunt pussy ass with your triple dicks and flying protoss dildos Me: I thought you said i was gay Him: You are, u stole my fucking tazer dildos and i lost! Fuck you in the ass with the super sharp dildos that you humans have. im leaving and you can fuck me in the ass with ur tazer dildos if u want, but im gonna fight a good straight man now. GG WP Goes from flying protoss dildos --> GG WP. I think that's just funny. | ||
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Hairy
United Kingdom1169 Posts
On April 27 2012 09:19 PinheadXXXXXX wrote: This is in a TvP where protoss opponent goes for 1base void ray allin but doesn't quit afterwards, expands, and builds 20 cannons in the front. Me:gl hf Him:gl with ur cheese Me: wtf? Him: Faggots like you always cheese. Me: Well, I'm not cheesing. Him:well then your a pussy. cheesing is the real way to play. I proceed to ignore him and 1rax expand. I scan to see two stargates, and no expansion. Him: HAHAHA YOU SAW MY FLYING DILDO TAZERS NOW I WILL KILL YOUR PUSSY MAIN Me: They're called void rays. Him: NO THEY ARE FUCKING DILDOS YOU STUCK THEM UP YOUR BUTT LAST NIGHT I ignore him again, fend off his void rays with a couple of marines and missile turrets. He expands and builds 20 photon cannons at his front. I doom drop him in the back and kill his 3 void rays, as that is all that he has. Him: i would have won if you hadn't shoved those flying dildos up your ass and tazed your prostate Me: They are pixels on a screen. My butt is real. Him: Well then your a faggot fucking a girl in the cunt pussy ass with your triple dicks and flying protoss dildos Me: I thought you said i was gay Him: You are, u stole my fucking tazer dildos and i lost! Fuck you in the ass with the super sharp dildos that you humans have. im leaving and you can fuck me in the ass with ur tazer dildos if u want, but im gonna fight a good straight man now. GG WP Is that even real....? Would like replay of this, it would be amusing. | ||
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Chocolate
United States2350 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/cx22X.jpg) Xenien: never going to see your pathetic ass again Xenien has reconnected. Xenien: later Xenien has disconnected. Wonder what his deal is... | ||
ZeromuS
Canada13407 Posts
On April 27 2012 01:40 Cokefreak wrote: ZeromuS should really start gathering some of the best quotes into the OP. There are so many O.O PM me some of your favourites and Ill edit them in  I'll make a Hall of Fame Spoiler XD I know Lego belongs there for sure EDIT: OP too old, I can't edit it. GG no RE | ||
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Sm1Le
United States179 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/KqB5z.png) another zergy along north america | ||
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defteH
United Kingdom134 Posts
The above screenshot seems aimed at someone called terran, who is, apparantly, a giant cheat. (Had to spoiler as the image is a little large.) Was playing my Terran smurf. To give context, I'm a masters Zerg on my main account so I have an idea of overlord scout paths and stuff. Scouted with my SCV to see if there were any Ovies in any of the obvious paths. I found one and he seemed to think I was cheating after I killed it. He proceeded to try a roach ling bust which I'd already scouted after losing a couple of my initial hellions. After that failed I dropped and killed his third while pushing out. He even found the time after the game to message me after the game and tell me I'd never get out of Platinum :< | ||
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Heh_
Singapore2712 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/awvgc.jpg) @ defteH: Everyone's hatin on terran. | ||
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DarkerThanKuro
United States61 Posts
On April 29 2012 00:00 Heh_ wrote: Now this is a new one.. @ defteH: Everyone's hatin on terran. That's probably the most hilarious balance whine ive seen yet | ||
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Rivkeh
United States58 Posts
A guy named Melanoma (T) is playing vs rottenpotatos (Z), Mela does constant drops but fails to ever make a significant number of SCVs, so despite his drops doing some damage rotten just stabilizes and takes the lead. At one point Mela thinks he's doing so well he manner mules, and then loses withing about 5 minutes. Afterwards we start making fun of Melanoma a bit for manner muling and losing, he responds by saying we have fat girlfriends, are "phaggots" and that he goes to the beach, have we ever been to the beach?, obviously not fat virgins! For the next 20 minutes I ask him what the beach is like, he elaborates a bit between calling us BM, usual offensive stuff and asking for our facebooks so he can check us out, confirm suspicions about our weight and more accurately direct his insults. Oh, also he's going to give all our "fat bishes" to his bros? Also someone named mbx is a terrible person on the internet fyi. | ||
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Apollo_Shards
1210 Posts
On April 28 2012 21:16 Sm1Le wrote: another zergy along north america Rofl at that guy thinking mech takes no skill. IMO it is the hardest playstyle out of any of the races. | ||
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rahji
Germany63 Posts
00:09:41 - Quirin: seriously 00:09:44 - Quirin: that lame game play of zerg. then he left nothing has changed :D | ||
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Heh_
Singapore2712 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/550E3.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/XuYBx.jpg) Sigh, when cheese fails. Edit: He keeps going at it. He's too hilarious to block communication. ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/i3kUe.jpg) Edit2: Can't.. stop... uploading his hilarious BM... he keeps going at it... ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/fKUrP.jpg) He confirms the Dunning Kruger effect. Too stupid to realize he's bad. | ||
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