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What did the SCV shout to scare his buddy?

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eecs4ever
Profile Joined July 2010
United States106 Posts
August 09 2010 21:26 GMT
#1
"SUPPLIES!!!!!" ^^
If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. SO REMEMBER TO SCOUT ! -Sun Tzu
MoRe_mInErAls
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Canada1210 Posts
August 09 2010 21:33 GMT
#2
Defilers out for (Z)sAviOr
Sc1pio
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States823 Posts
August 09 2010 21:34 GMT
#3
Greatest thread in the history of teamliquid.
"In the beginner's mind there are many possibilities, in the expert's there are few. " -Shunro Suzuki | fortuna fortes adiuvat
btlyger
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States470 Posts
August 09 2010 21:35 GMT
#4
On August 10 2010 06:26 eecs4ever wrote:
"SUPPLIES!!!!!" ^^


Well butter my biscuit.
"Minerals being mined. Minerals being mined. Minerals being mined." Learn how to post: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/posting
Havefaith
Profile Joined June 2010
90 Posts
August 09 2010 21:37 GMT
#5
Yeah that was pretty good.
SugarBear
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States842 Posts
August 09 2010 21:54 GMT
#6
Took me a minute... but lol.

Q: What did the hydra say to the overlord?
A: Ksaaahhhahssss
Staff vVv Gaming | "So what did you do today?" "Oh not much, mined some minerals, harvested some gas, spawned some zergs, the usual"
sup3rchan
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada127 Posts
August 09 2010 21:56 GMT
#7
"ahh, you scared me!"
zizou21
Profile Joined September 2006
United States3683 Posts
August 09 2010 21:58 GMT
#8
On August 10 2010 06:56 sup3rchan wrote:
"ahh, you scared me!"


haa
its me, tasteless,s roomate LOL!
.ImpacT.
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States390 Posts
August 09 2010 21:58 GMT
#9
In the Rear with the Gear...


>_>.....
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
August 09 2010 21:58 GMT
#10
i don't get it!
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
August 09 2010 21:59 GMT
#11
LOL
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Neverhood
Profile Joined August 2009
United States5388 Posts
August 09 2010 21:59 GMT
#12
Rofl that was good
Jaedong :D
qczhao
Profile Joined July 2010
United Kingdom27 Posts
August 09 2010 22:01 GMT
#13
On August 10 2010 06:58 nttea wrote:
i don't get it!


its a play on the word surprise :p
"Some talk because they have something to say, others because they have to say something."
Aeyce
Profile Joined May 2010
United States45 Posts
August 09 2010 22:02 GMT
#14
I don't get it
ReketSomething
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States6012 Posts
August 09 2010 22:04 GMT
#15
I didnt get it until I started reading the thread and all of a sudden...
Jaedong :3
Debarbie
Profile Joined May 2009
Sweden204 Posts
August 09 2010 22:08 GMT
#16
haha it went like 5min before i got it
kineSiS-
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Korea (South)1068 Posts
August 09 2010 22:10 GMT
#17
LOL.
PhuxPro
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States294 Posts
August 09 2010 22:11 GMT
#18
My cow died last night, so I don't need your bull.
Money was meant solely to be spent.
I_Love_Bacon
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5765 Posts
August 09 2010 22:13 GMT
#19


Props for making me think of the movie I haven't seen in ages. I should go find it.
" i havent been playin sc2 but i woke up w/ a boner and i really had to pee... and my crisis management and micro was really something to behold. it inspired me to play some games today" -Liquid'Tyler
MangoTango
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States3670 Posts
August 09 2010 22:57 GMT
#20
What, you run out of marines?
"One fish, two fish, red fish, BLUE TANK!" - Artosis
TheAngelofDeath
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2033 Posts
August 09 2010 22:59 GMT
#21
Greatest thing I've ever read.
"Infestors are the suck" - LzGamer
Duckvillelol
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Australia1244 Posts
August 09 2010 23:28 GMT
#22
I'm scared! Someone hold my hand!
Former SC2 commentator. youtube.com/duckvillelol
Senx
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Sweden5901 Posts
August 09 2010 23:31 GMT
#23
how is thread on page 2 and open

LOL
"trash micro but win - its marine" MC commentary during HSC 4
Clearout
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Norway1060 Posts
August 09 2010 23:40 GMT
#24
Funny, made me think of some old jokes.
really?
Ownos
Profile Joined July 2010
United States2147 Posts
August 09 2010 23:42 GMT
#25
On August 10 2010 07:13 I_Love_Bacon wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB2GboGOuTI

Props for making me think of the movie I haven't seen in ages. I should go find it.


Haha!
...deeper and deeper into the bowels of El Diablo
Zozo
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Brazil2579 Posts
August 09 2010 23:42 GMT
#26
This one was pretty good actually lol
EGM guides me
adeQuaTe
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada24 Posts
August 09 2010 23:45 GMT
#27
Best good ever!
Give me free wins. Just Retire Take your cheesing back to Aiur - Temp0
Buffy
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Sweden665 Posts
August 09 2010 23:46 GMT
#28
On August 10 2010 08:42 Ownos wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 10 2010 07:13 I_Love_Bacon wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB2GboGOuTI

Props for making me think of the movie I haven't seen in ages. I should go find it.


Haha!

hahahaha
Yes I am
Gridlock
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom517 Posts
August 09 2010 23:49 GMT
#29
Full of win. Well done mate :D
Musoeun
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States4324 Posts
August 09 2010 23:51 GMT
#30
New member contributing? Check.
Don't Shoot the Penguins. | Dance, 성은, dance! | Killer FanKlub | Action sucks. | Storm Terran hwaiting.
WaZuP
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Germany487 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-09 23:51:46
August 09 2010 23:51 GMT
#31
took me forever to get that joke... not that funny
Eeeegor
Profile Joined April 2005
Australia809 Posts
August 09 2010 23:51 GMT
#32
I love this joke, hahaha
Day9 Made Me Do It
FabledIntegral
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States9232 Posts
August 09 2010 23:52 GMT
#33
Actually made me chuckle...!
pzea469
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States1520 Posts
August 09 2010 23:53 GMT
#34
Epic. I didnt think it was funny, until everyone else thought it was funny, and now i think its funny....

S:LTIHA:LI%RUAL:IJHGS:RUJAS:LFJSLFKJSF:LSJ <-- its good to post stupid shit from time to time. Thanks TL for leaving this thread open long enough for me to release this negative energy.
Kill the Deathball
allyourbase
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States243 Posts
August 09 2010 23:54 GMT
#35
On August 10 2010 08:46 Buffy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 10 2010 08:42 Ownos wrote:
On August 10 2010 07:13 I_Love_Bacon wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB2GboGOuTI

Props for making me think of the movie I haven't seen in ages. I should go find it.


Haha!

hahahaha

hahahahahahahaha
Something something justice
Taniard
Profile Joined June 2010
United States114 Posts
August 09 2010 23:56 GMT
#36
LOL
An amateur practices until he can get it right, a professional practices until he can't get it wrong.
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
August 09 2010 23:59 GMT
#37
Why did the Infestor miss his Fungal Growth target?

There wasn't "mush room" to cast it in!

lolol
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Trinton07
Profile Joined May 2010
United States70 Posts
August 10 2010 03:01 GMT
#38
hahaha, such a good joke.
Trion
Profile Joined June 2010
Canada291 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-10 03:37:12
August 10 2010 03:37 GMT
#39
The battle cruiser was online a declared it so. When he heard no response in return he asked, "Who called in the fleet?"
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27151 Posts
August 10 2010 03:39 GMT
#40
Front paged!
ModeratorGodfather
Superiorwolf
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States5509 Posts
August 10 2010 03:40 GMT
#41
Haha
HAHAHAHA :D
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tfmdjeff
Profile Joined June 2010
United States170 Posts
August 10 2010 03:44 GMT
#42
THIS WAS YOUR PLAN?
Ursadon-n-Pals
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States928 Posts
August 10 2010 03:44 GMT
#43
I cried.
Nothing worth having comes easy.
AirbladeOrange
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2573 Posts
August 10 2010 03:45 GMT
#44
I likes.
Zergneedsfood
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10671 Posts
August 10 2010 03:45 GMT
#45
What a great joke. ^^

If this was a blog, 5/5
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SilentCrono
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1420 Posts
August 10 2010 03:45 GMT
#46
wow
♞ Your soul will forever be lost in the void of a horse. ♞
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
August 10 2010 03:45 GMT
#47
--- Nuked ---
YunhOLee
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Canada2470 Posts
August 10 2010 03:45 GMT
#48
On August 10 2010 12:39 Manifesto7 wrote:
Front paged!


rofl you really did it
Live it, love it, play it, kill it. JulyZerg and IPXZerg greatest TL.net fan
Malgrif
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada1095 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-10 03:52:21
August 10 2010 03:47 GMT
#49
holy fucken shit.
for there to be pro there has to be noob.
Kexx
Profile Joined May 2010
Germany240 Posts
August 10 2010 03:48 GMT
#50
what is this, I don't even.
chooooch
imPERSONater
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States1324 Posts
August 10 2010 03:51 GMT
#51
I think the only way to follow up this thread is with endless one-line responses
Fan of: IdrA, Sen, Stephano, Snute, Axlav, Hero
vyyye
Profile Joined July 2010
Sweden3917 Posts
August 10 2010 03:54 GMT
#52
You improved my morning OP.
QueueQueue
Profile Joined July 2009
Canada1000 Posts
August 10 2010 03:56 GMT
#53
Lol nice.
Sylvr
Profile Joined May 2010
United States524 Posts
August 10 2010 03:57 GMT
#54
PRAGUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

[image loading]
darklordjac
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada2231 Posts
August 10 2010 03:57 GMT
#55
This made my day
Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
August 10 2010 04:00 GMT
#56
In the history of one liners one worders... this has never been done before.
6581
789
Profile Joined October 2009
United States959 Posts
August 10 2010 04:01 GMT
#57
I read it a few times, didn't get it. Said it out loud, then laughed out loud. Nice lol.
Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk Cafe! He's the next Jaedong, baby!
RyanS
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States620 Posts
August 10 2010 04:07 GMT
#58
On August 10 2010 13:01 789 wrote:
I read it a few times, didn't get it. Said it out loud, then laughed out loud. Nice lol.

I did both several times then read every reply, still don't get it.
myopia
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2928 Posts
August 10 2010 04:09 GMT
#59
UHF is pretty much the best movie ever
it's my first day
TitleRug
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States651 Posts
August 10 2010 04:10 GMT
#60
On August 10 2010 12:57 Sylvr wrote:
PRAGUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

[image loading]

lol! not as good as the op but still funny.
coLCruncher fighting!
RifleCow
Profile Joined February 2008
Canada637 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-10 04:15:24
August 10 2010 04:15 GMT
#61
Lol, enjoy your 15 minutes of being e-famous!
hohoho
Itsarabbit
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden58 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-10 04:28:43
August 10 2010 04:16 GMT
#62
On August 10 2010 06:58 .ImpacT. wrote:
In the Rear with the Gear...

This.
Edit: and how did his buddy reply?

+ Show Spoiler +
Ahh, you scared me!
This is not my signature.
gaizka
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States991 Posts
August 10 2010 04:20 GMT
#63
Took me a long time to get it XD
TLaw
Profile Joined March 2010
Peru34 Posts
August 10 2010 04:21 GMT
#64
OP is great jajajajajjajajajja!
sc2
nayumi
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia6499 Posts
August 10 2010 04:23 GMT
#65
LOOOOOOOOOOOL

someone give this guy a star
Sugoi monogatari onii-chan!
danbel1005
Profile Joined February 2008
United States1319 Posts
August 10 2010 04:26 GMT
#66
On August 10 2010 08:51 WaZuP wrote:
took me forever to get that joke... not that funny

Not getting the joke actually makes u a ..... nvm i could say sumthin but ill be nice, AND yes it is funny.
"EE HAN TIMING" Jaedong vs Stork [22 December, 2007] 2set @ Finals EVER OSL.
Graham
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada1259 Posts
August 10 2010 04:32 GMT
#67
LOL

funniest joke i've read on this site
if this was a blog i'd give it a 6/5

On August 10 2010 13:23 nayumi wrote:
someone give this guy a star

I second this!
tru_power22
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada385 Posts
August 10 2010 04:32 GMT
#68
Wow, that's funny. Only 1 word post to get front paged (to the best of my knowledge).
Smoke Errday!
TOloseGT
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States1145 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-10 04:45:56
August 10 2010 04:42 GMT
#69
I don't get it...

EDIT: wait nvm.
aznhockeyboy16
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States558 Posts
August 10 2010 04:47 GMT
#70
hahaha.
sob3k
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States7572 Posts
August 10 2010 04:49 GMT
#71
poop
In Hungry Hungry Hippos there are no such constraints—one can constantly attempt to collect marbles with one’s hippo, limited only by one’s hippo-levering capabilities.
Smix *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States4549 Posts
August 10 2010 04:53 GMT
#72
hahahhahahaah
i love jokes like this hahahaha
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me_viet
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Australia1350 Posts
August 10 2010 04:55 GMT
#73
lol 4pages and goind stong, rofl
Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
August 10 2010 05:00 GMT
#74
This is the best shitty OP ever. Ahahaha.

No wonder the new TL users are so confused about post quality, hahahaha!! =)
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jnay
Profile Joined June 2010
Canada107 Posts
August 10 2010 05:00 GMT
#75
hahaha n1
humanimal
Profile Joined June 2010
United States151 Posts
August 10 2010 05:00 GMT
#76
lol, here to "contribute"
nice job, reminds me of another joke
always good to have some light humor among all the "ZOMG HELP ME//BALANCE ISSUE//NEED MOAR STRATEGY" threads
Inkblood
Profile Joined February 2010
United States463 Posts
August 10 2010 05:08 GMT
#77
Rofl, took me a long time to get.

At first I thought it was referring to extra depots dropping out of the sky. Then I realized that probably wasn't what the joke was about. Funny either way though
Chicken Chaser
Profile Joined July 2010
United States533 Posts
August 10 2010 05:11 GMT
#78
haha this made me lol

and now i'm going to watch UHF cuz that looks like a classic comedy worth watchin'!
sNes.
Profile Joined June 2008
United States377 Posts
August 10 2010 05:13 GMT
#79
WHATTTTTT
Heroes get remembered but Legends never die
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21243 Posts
August 10 2010 05:15 GMT
#80
I loled uncontrollably :3
TranslatorBaa!
Thoreezhea1
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States532 Posts
August 10 2010 05:15 GMT
#81
i can tell you'll be an asset to TL
What the Fu- REAPERS?!
Alou
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States3748 Posts
August 10 2010 05:19 GMT
#82
Very good, sir.
Life is Good.
BrodiaQ
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States892 Posts
August 10 2010 05:32 GMT
#83
Rofling and lmaoing left and right.
"So come right up and let me squash your creativity with my iron fist of conservative play."--Nony
Rkie
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States1278 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-10 05:48:51
August 10 2010 05:48 GMT
#84
LOL
HeadhunteR
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Argentina1258 Posts
August 10 2010 05:53 GMT
#85
hhahahahaa i get what you did there... hahaha best one liner ever..
in The Kong line forever
QQplay
Profile Joined February 2009
United States229 Posts
August 10 2010 06:20 GMT
#86
LOOL took me a minute to get it
Katsuge
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Singapore7730 Posts
August 10 2010 06:26 GMT
#87
lol i finally got it after watching the vid...
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freshiie22
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada132 Posts
August 10 2010 06:26 GMT
#88
someone wana explain this... i feel so dumm
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futtah
Profile Joined June 2010
Denmark29 Posts
August 10 2010 06:28 GMT
#89
:D
Faraday
Profile Joined April 2009
United States553 Posts
August 10 2010 06:30 GMT
#90
ROLF well played!
what happened, happened...
On_Slaught
Profile Joined August 2008
United States12190 Posts
August 10 2010 06:32 GMT
#91
I feel stupid that this took me 15seconds to figure out. So dumb yet so funny lol.
leeznon
Profile Joined April 2010
United States255 Posts
August 10 2010 06:37 GMT
#92
On August 10 2010 07:13 I_Love_Bacon wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB2GboGOuTI



hahahahahaha I had to watch this video to understand the joke.
so funny
Zerg=Skill
Cow
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada1104 Posts
August 10 2010 06:39 GMT
#93
I don't g--LOOOOL
R.I.P. Nujabes ♫
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
August 10 2010 06:46 GMT
#94
i get it now, hm well played
nira
Profile Joined April 2010
United States116 Posts
August 10 2010 06:51 GMT
#95
a lot of easily amused people
TheGrimace
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States929 Posts
August 10 2010 06:51 GMT
#96
It's late at night, and that hit me just right. wp
SimpleHarmonicMotion
Profile Joined July 2010
Sweden187 Posts
August 10 2010 06:55 GMT
#97
On August 10 2010 08:59 Aeres wrote:
Why did the Infestor miss his Fungal Growth target?

There wasn't "mush room" to cast it in!

lolol


haha
common sense is the collection of prejudices
BlackWhole
Profile Joined July 2010
United States40 Posts
August 10 2010 06:57 GMT
#98
First post.

"what did the probe say when the gateways powered down?"


....

"is zeratul around to fix this??"
the following statement is true. the previous statement is false.
FortuneSyn
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
1826 Posts
August 10 2010 06:58 GMT
#99
Are the Romanians laughing at this one?
LooseMoose
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States184 Posts
August 10 2010 06:59 GMT
#100
On August 10 2010 15:57 BlackWhole wrote:
First post.

"what did the probe say when the gateways powered down?"


....

"is zeratul around to fix this??"



rofl. Decent follow up.
Kinky
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States4126 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-10 07:01:21
August 10 2010 07:01 GMT
#101
Featured thread imo.

Edit: Oh wait, it already is :D
learning
Profile Joined April 2010
United States104 Posts
August 10 2010 07:10 GMT
#102
where do Terran generals keep their armies?

+ Show Spoiler +
in their SLEEVIES!
Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light.
Pablols
Profile Joined August 2009
Chile517 Posts
August 10 2010 07:10 GMT
#103
lol took me awhile xddddd so funny
ithree
Profile Joined January 2010
443 Posts
August 10 2010 07:12 GMT
#104
The opinions expressed on our forums do not reflect the views and opinions of TeamLiquid.net or its staff.

Apart from this thread, this is totally TL
potatomash3r
Profile Joined April 2010
Australia417 Posts
August 10 2010 07:13 GMT
#105
Took me a good ten seconds to figure it out! Haha
Part of being mature is to accept your loss.
terranghost
Profile Joined May 2010
United States980 Posts
August 10 2010 07:21 GMT
#106
On August 10 2010 06:56 sup3rchan wrote:
"ahh, you scared me!"


Rofl
"It is amazing that people who think we cannot afford to pay for doctors, hospitals, and medication somehow think that we can afford to pay for doctors, hospitals, medication and a government bureaucracy to administer it." - Thomas Sowell
eecs4ever
Profile Joined July 2010
United States106 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-10 07:25:41
August 10 2010 07:25 GMT
#107
lol .. i cant believe this thread is so popular

also... everything is funny really late at night
If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. SO REMEMBER TO SCOUT ! -Sun Tzu
Drium
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States888 Posts
August 10 2010 07:27 GMT
#108
Took me a sec to get it but then I loled.
KwanROLLLLLLLED
crms
Profile Joined February 2010
United States11933 Posts
August 10 2010 07:34 GMT
#109
On August 10 2010 06:56 sup3rchan wrote:
"ahh, you scared me!"



thank you. so much.
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Cyrkulous
Profile Joined May 2009
United States204 Posts
August 10 2010 07:40 GMT
#110
Oh god, this is art.
CapsLock42
Profile Joined March 2010
United States46 Posts
August 10 2010 07:51 GMT
#111
Made my day.
Animostas
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States568 Posts
August 10 2010 07:55 GMT
#112
I love you.
Eloquent
Profile Joined July 2009
United States475 Posts
August 10 2010 07:58 GMT
#113
Haha it's funny that a lot of people of this thread didn't get it XD

That would scare me too if I was supply capped hahaha
Jaedong for Platnium Mouse.
mamelouk
Profile Joined April 2010
France135 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-10 08:21:12
August 10 2010 08:03 GMT
#114
I thought it was funny before I got it
...Uniden
TriniMasta
Profile Joined December 2009
United States1323 Posts
August 10 2010 08:06 GMT
#115
I'm sure there was a joke about this that I remember, a racist joke pointed towards asians about the one that was told to get Supplies, and jumped out on the due date saying "Supplies!."
정명훈 FIGHTING!!! Play both T and P.
DreXxiN
Profile Joined July 2010
United States494 Posts
August 10 2010 08:12 GMT
#116
On August 10 2010 15:57 BlackWhole wrote:
First post.

"what did the probe say when the gateways powered down?"


....

"is zeratul around to fix this??"


Amazing follow up. I tip my hat to you, good sir.
Avitohol
Profile Joined May 2010
Bulgaria125 Posts
August 10 2010 08:22 GMT
#117
Ah! Suppliesingly good joke :D
peachsncream
Profile Joined April 2010
United States289 Posts
August 10 2010 08:23 GMT
#118
this joke has been posted many times elsewhere, always a good one though
I Micro I Micro - PLZLEAVEDUCK
DashFlow
Profile Joined June 2010
United Kingdom176 Posts
August 10 2010 08:27 GMT
#119
hahaha, Epicness:10 :D
I Only Want You To Think Im Fantastic!
NIIINO
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Slovakia1320 Posts
August 10 2010 08:48 GMT
#120
hahahaha this is epic !
Mavkar
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Germany592 Posts
August 10 2010 09:26 GMT
#121
I'm surprised after 6 pages there is no "first I was like...but then I was like..." pic.
I'm shy and reserved, even on the internet.
lIlIlIlIlIlI
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Korea (South)3851 Posts
August 10 2010 09:30 GMT
#122
--- Nuked ---
lIlIlIlIlIlI
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Korea (South)3851 Posts
August 10 2010 09:30 GMT
#123
--- Nuked ---
Ciryandor
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States3735 Posts
August 10 2010 09:38 GMT
#124
Well, DAMN. Thank goodness we're about to be off from work else I'd be screwed~ I call NSFW~!
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zul
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Germany5427 Posts
August 10 2010 10:25 GMT
#125
hahahaha :D
keep it deep! @zulison
writer22816
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States5775 Posts
August 10 2010 10:29 GMT
#126
I got it but it wasn't that funny
8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
Spaceninja
Profile Joined April 2010
United States211 Posts
August 10 2010 10:41 GMT
#127
On August 10 2010 07:01 qczhao wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 10 2010 06:58 nttea wrote:
i don't get it!


its a play on the word surprise :p


Kinda like fish sticks...
Haters Gonna Hate.
Ayush_SCtoss
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
India3050 Posts
August 10 2010 10:46 GMT
#128
In the rear with the gear
End my suffering
Papulatus
Profile Joined July 2010
United States669 Posts
August 10 2010 10:57 GMT
#129
Anyone notice that if you spam click an SCV enough the AI says

"Self destruct in 5... 4... 3... 2..." and the SCV says "uh oh"
4 Corners in a day.
Whole
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States6046 Posts
August 10 2010 11:08 GMT
#130
Can we seriously make this a featured thread or put it in the news?
nerium
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Philippines512 Posts
August 10 2010 11:19 GMT
#131
haha, thanks for making my day better op!
Lulz is a corrupted version of LOL
Arco
Profile Joined September 2009
United States2090 Posts
August 10 2010 11:23 GMT
#132
"Guys, get ready to block the ramp. The Zerg 4 pooled."
Sylvr
Profile Joined May 2010
United States524 Posts
August 10 2010 11:25 GMT
#133
On August 10 2010 19:57 Papulatus wrote:
Anyone notice that if you spam click an SCV enough the AI says

"Self destruct in 5... 4... 3... 2..." and the SCV says "uh oh"


That's the followup phrase to him smacking a fly that's buzzing around. Apparently, the fly landed on his self-destruct button, lol.
BlackWhole
Profile Joined July 2010
United States40 Posts
August 10 2010 11:41 GMT
#134
On August 10 2010 15:59 LooseMoose wrote:
rofl. Decent follow up.


On August 10 2010 17:12 DreXxiN wrote:
Amazing follow up. I tip my hat to you, good sir.


thanks guys :D unless you guys play terran, then it's tanks...a lot...



the following statement is true. the previous statement is false.
Swede
Profile Joined June 2010
New Zealand853 Posts
August 10 2010 12:00 GMT
#135
On August 10 2010 20:25 Sylvr wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 10 2010 19:57 Papulatus wrote:
Anyone notice that if you spam click an SCV enough the AI says

"Self destruct in 5... 4... 3... 2..." and the SCV says "uh oh"


That's the followup phrase to him smacking a fly that's buzzing around. Apparently, the fly landed on his self-destruct button, lol.


Lol I hate that fly. Every single time I think there's actually a fly until I realise...

Also, loool at OP. Nice.

And even more lol at that supply closet video.
Goshawk.
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United Kingdom5338 Posts
August 10 2010 12:01 GMT
#136
On August 10 2010 06:58 .ImpacT. wrote:
In the Rear with the Gear...


>_>.....


Made me laugh more than OP.
Jaug
Profile Joined February 2010
Sweden249 Posts
August 10 2010 12:05 GMT
#137
LOL classic
deth2munkies
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States4051 Posts
August 10 2010 12:15 GMT
#138
On August 10 2010 07:13 I_Love_Bacon wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB2GboGOuTI

Props for making me think of the movie I haven't seen in ages. I should go find it.


Is that a fucking UHF clip? Dear god I have to go download that movie now.
Itzeddiieee
Profile Joined May 2010
Korea (South)787 Posts
August 10 2010 12:29 GMT
#139
The hive cluster is under attack
ReCharge
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Philippines505 Posts
August 10 2010 13:28 GMT
#140
LOL @ OP. But I don't get the Zeratul thing.
David Kim for Bonjwa!
Sanguinarius
Profile Joined January 2010
United States3427 Posts
August 10 2010 13:35 GMT
#141
Lol, that was awesome
Your strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others -Heart of Darkness
TaiYang
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada128 Posts
August 10 2010 13:41 GMT
#142
On August 10 2010 19:57 Papulatus wrote:
Anyone notice that if you spam click an SCV enough the AI says

"Self destruct in 5... 4... 3... 2..." and the SCV says "uh oh"


I just noticed that today!
...but the parasites say NO!
dbizzle
Profile Joined May 2010
United States395 Posts
August 10 2010 13:45 GMT
#143
ROOFL
Shuray
Profile Joined July 2008
Brazil642 Posts
August 10 2010 14:20 GMT
#144
AUHSUAHSUAHSUHAS

thanks for making me laugh
bulge
Profile Joined July 2010
161 Posts
August 10 2010 14:43 GMT
#145
pro
Vathus
Profile Joined October 2009
Canada404 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-10 15:04:40
August 10 2010 15:03 GMT
#146
On August 10 2010 22:28 ReCharge wrote:
LOL @ OP. But I don't get the Zeratul thing.

is zeratul = is there a tool
i think >.>
meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
August 10 2010 15:10 GMT
#147
haha!
Brood War loyalist
jhNz
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Germany2762 Posts
August 10 2010 15:11 GMT
#148
why did the zergling cross the road?

to get to the other side.
http://twitter.com/jhNz
LooseMoose
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States184 Posts
August 10 2010 15:13 GMT
#149
On August 11 2010 00:11 jhNz wrote:
why did the zergling cross the road?

to get to the other side.



LOL
groms
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada1017 Posts
August 10 2010 15:17 GMT
#150
lol I feel slow it took me more than 2 seconds to understand the joke ;/
I have a recurring dream that I'm running away from a terran player but the marauders keep slowing me down. - Artosis
blahman3344
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2015 Posts
August 10 2010 15:20 GMT
#151
this thread is full of win XD
I like haikus and / I can not lie. You other / brothers can't deny
Mightus
Profile Joined September 2009
United States16 Posts
August 10 2010 15:40 GMT
#152
This thread is so cute. OMFG.
LOL.
MisterKatosS
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
France352 Posts
August 10 2010 15:44 GMT
#153
On August 10 2010 08:28 Duckvillelol wrote:
I'm scared! Someone hold my hand!

the Last time two Scv tried holding hands they got a scarab up theyre ass ....
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MangoTango
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States3670 Posts
August 10 2010 16:01 GMT
#154
On August 10 2010 12:57 Sylvr wrote:
PRAGUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

[image loading]


wat

you're doing it wrong

User was warned for this post
"One fish, two fish, red fish, BLUE TANK!" - Artosis
Brazen[six]
Profile Joined June 2010
Canada203 Posts
August 10 2010 16:03 GMT
#155
This is /facepalm worthy, but I still can't help but chuckle.
uNiGNoRe
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Germany1115 Posts
August 10 2010 16:45 GMT
#156
I would've never gotten it... Quite funny.
ELA
Profile Joined April 2010
Denmark4608 Posts
August 10 2010 16:47 GMT
#157
Hahahaha! It I stared at the OP for like 30 seconds before I got it
The first link of chain forged, the first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.
Trion
Profile Joined June 2010
Canada291 Posts
August 10 2010 17:07 GMT
#158
What came first the drone or the hatchery?


-



-



Answer: The drone came first, since the zerg initially started out as insects, parasites able to take a host and exert control over its mind. Drones stem from the savage gashyrr wasps of Eldersthine, absorbed into the Zerg Swarm to serve as resource gatherers long before they became, engineered with the larvae's ability to break down their own genetic coding and transform themselves into rudimentary zerg structures.
silencesc
Profile Joined July 2010
United States464 Posts
August 10 2010 17:09 GMT
#159
This is perhaps that best thread on TL. Congratulations, you win an internet.
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Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
August 10 2010 17:20 GMT
#160
Ahahaha so good. I love simple little jokes like these. The shorter, the more concise, the funnier they are. =D
God Bless
junemermaid
Profile Joined September 2006
United States981 Posts
August 10 2010 17:24 GMT
#161
On August 10 2010 06:26 eecs4ever wrote:
"SUPPLIES!!!!!" ^^


LOL
the UMP says YER OUT
KuroN3ko
Profile Joined August 2010
Malaysia154 Posts
August 10 2010 17:25 GMT
#162
Haha. :p
Some convictions are so strong the world must break to accomodate them
ComusLoM
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Norway3547 Posts
August 10 2010 17:25 GMT
#163
Well played, you made a lot of people (myself included) laugh uncontrollably for awhile. There's been so much mirth and merriment on TL recently with Day9's scraw, TL Attack and now this!
"The White Woman Speaks in Tongues That Are All Lies" - Incontrol; Member #37 of the Chill Fanclub
Weasel-
Profile Joined June 2009
Canada1556 Posts
August 10 2010 18:03 GMT
#164
I think I get it but I don't find it funny, do you have to play Terran?
Hyperion2010
Profile Joined April 2010
United States122 Posts
August 10 2010 18:06 GMT
#165
"THIS IS YOUR PLAN!?!"
My waifu for aiur!
vindKtiv
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States215 Posts
August 10 2010 18:16 GMT
#166
I'd like to thank the many posters who continue to bring mirth to this world.
leveller
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Sweden1840 Posts
August 10 2010 20:11 GMT
#167
i loved the zeratul one...
Sanguinarius
Profile Joined January 2010
United States3427 Posts
August 10 2010 20:16 GMT
#168
zeratul also very good.
Your strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others -Heart of Darkness
jhNz
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Germany2762 Posts
August 10 2010 20:19 GMT
#169
what is brown not able to swim?

a spine crawler.



and why is that?

because it has only one arm.
http://twitter.com/jhNz
cyberspace
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada955 Posts
August 10 2010 21:32 GMT
#170
Haha, made me lol for a bit. Nice one OP.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
August 10 2010 23:08 GMT
#171
;;
I've always prefaced that with "Asian guy" instead of SCV ;;
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
August 10 2010 23:46 GMT
#172
lol ;_;
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sYz-Adrenaline
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States1850 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-11 00:10:01
August 11 2010 00:06 GMT
#173
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=75411

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=95338

I disagree these two threads are people much the best threads ever

edit: someone should bump the one-liner thread :D

nvm i did
Can you feel the rush?
foeffa
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Belgium2115 Posts
August 11 2010 01:57 GMT
#174
Haha, great stuff. :D
觀過斯知仁矣.
potatoedoughnut
Profile Joined July 2008
United States334 Posts
August 11 2010 02:17 GMT
#175
Awesome haha.

Everyone I know is going to hear this joke.
Eagles may soar, but weasels do not get sucked into jet engines.
Sabu113
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States11053 Posts
August 11 2010 06:12 GMT
#176
bwhaha cute one.
Biomine is a drunken chick who is on industrial strength amphetamines and would just grab your dick and jerk it as hard and violently as she could while screaming 'OMG FUCK ME', because she saw it in a Sasha Grey video ...-Wombat_Ni
Spyfire242
Profile Joined March 2009
United States715 Posts
August 11 2010 06:28 GMT
#177
On August 10 2010 18:26 Mavkar wrote:
I'm surprised after 6 pages there is no "first I was like...but then I was like..." pic.


Probably because posting 4chan related images is asking for a ban.
Entusman #55 Spyfire242!
Nahema
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany54 Posts
August 11 2010 06:37 GMT
#178
awesome xD
e^(i*pi)+1=0 pure beauty
Initial_H.C.
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada560 Posts
August 11 2010 06:37 GMT
#179
Wow somehow this got progressively funnier rofl.
8BITT
Profile Joined September 2009
United States15 Posts
August 11 2010 06:37 GMT
#180
excellent
GEEEEEEEEEEEEE GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fallen33
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States596 Posts
August 11 2010 06:45 GMT
#181
this thread is the best thread in the history of teamliquid.
"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever." - Napoleon Bonaparte ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
August 11 2010 06:48 GMT
#182
wait the scv is asian?!?!?!
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
TheMunkey
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada470 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-11 07:24:01
August 11 2010 07:23 GMT
#183
wahahahh deserving of spotlight
Never give up
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
August 11 2010 11:48 GMT
#184
On August 11 2010 15:45 Fallen33 wrote:
this thread is the best thread in the history of teamliquid.

not even close
ThePhan2m
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Norway2750 Posts
August 11 2010 12:25 GMT
#185
On August 11 2010 20:48 minus_human wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2010 15:45 Fallen33 wrote:
this thread is the best thread in the history of teamliquid.

not even close

agreed, though funny
SmoKim
Profile Joined March 2010
Denmark10305 Posts
August 11 2010 13:38 GMT
#186
lmao, brighted my day
"LOL I have 202 supply right now (3 minutes later)..."LOL NOW I HAVE 220 SUPPLY SUP?!?!?" - Mondragon
mamelouk
Profile Joined April 2010
France135 Posts
August 11 2010 13:42 GMT
#187
On August 10 2010 21:29 Itzeddiieee wrote:
The hive cluster is under attack


+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
...Uniden
Cade
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada1420 Posts
August 11 2010 16:05 GMT
#188
very funny thread =)
hyst.eric.al
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2332 Posts
August 11 2010 16:21 GMT
#189
hahaha i cant tell if its funny or the mob psychology from reading the entire thread is making me feel like laughter is the right response
Leta , BeSt, Calm fan forever! 김정우, I am sorry I ever lost faith in you.
SoLuTioN.
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden21 Posts
August 11 2010 18:31 GMT
#190
Quality joke for sure!
Katkishka
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States651 Posts
August 11 2010 21:22 GMT
#191
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=143260
what happened here?
Justifer
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
107 Posts
August 11 2010 21:27 GMT
#192
well this joke was much better than that joke
Katkishka
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States651 Posts
August 11 2010 21:30 GMT
#193
On August 12 2010 06:27 Justifer wrote:
well this joke was much better than that joke

That's kinda subjective.. personally I didn't think either of these were funny.
ramen247
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States1256 Posts
August 11 2010 21:35 GMT
#194
right place right time and good execution is necessary.
i hate this ugly firebat. i want a marine.
Orion_2kTC
Profile Joined May 2010
United States80 Posts
August 11 2010 21:37 GMT
#195
Oh, that's just great.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
August 12 2010 09:11 GMT
#196
On August 10 2010 13:01 789 wrote:
I read it a few times, didn't get it. Said it out loud, then laughed out loud. Nice lol.

ahahahah I didn't get it until I read this and did it too.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Sworn
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada920 Posts
August 12 2010 09:18 GMT
#197
Best dumb joke ever Lol
"Duty is heavy as a mountain, death is light as a feather." CJ Entus Fighting! <3 Effort
Teeny
Profile Joined March 2010
Austria885 Posts
August 12 2010 09:35 GMT
#198
On August 12 2010 18:18 Sworn wrote:
Best dumb joke ever Lol


Me2, i feel kinda bad =(
Clow
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Brazil880 Posts
August 12 2010 15:25 GMT
#199
5/5 thread. Keep up the good work!
(–_–) CJ Entusman #33
andrewlt
Profile Joined August 2009
United States7702 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-12 17:28:05
August 12 2010 17:27 GMT
#200
On August 11 2010 15:48 ilovejonn wrote:
wait the scv is asian?!?!?!



Chinese

I'm Chinese as well, probably why I got it easily.
Backpack
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1776 Posts
August 12 2010 17:29 GMT
#201
On August 12 2010 06:22 Katkishka wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=143260
what happened here?


zero consistency happened
"You people need to just generally care a lot less about everything." -Zatic
palanq
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
United States761 Posts
August 13 2010 07:01 GMT
#202
On August 13 2010 02:29 Backpack wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 12 2010 06:22 Katkishka wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=143260
what happened here?


zero consistency happened


the probability with which a thread is closed varies with both the number of words and how good a sense of humor the OP has

threads like this getting front page'd would have to be modeled as freak occurances though, like earthquakes
time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
August 13 2010 07:06 GMT
#203
--- Nuked ---
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
August 13 2010 07:20 GMT
#204
On August 13 2010 16:06 boesthius wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 12 2010 06:22 Katkishka wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=143260
what happened here?

this thread has a good joke

that one doesnt

Well we can't have one liner jokes clogging up the forums everyday... but this one seems to have made alot of people happy even though i still don't get the joke. I mean why would an scv shouting "supplies" scare his buddy? im guessing it has something to do with "surprise!" but that doesn't scare anyone... did i miss a crucial part of this?
FabledIntegral
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States9232 Posts
August 13 2010 07:21 GMT
#205
On August 13 2010 16:20 nttea wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 13 2010 16:06 boesthius wrote:
On August 12 2010 06:22 Katkishka wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=143260
what happened here?

this thread has a good joke

that one doesnt

Well we can't have one liner jokes clogging up the forums everyday... but this one seems to have made alot of people happy even though i still don't get the joke. I mean why would an scv shouting "supplies" scare his buddy? im guessing it has something to do with "surprise!" but that doesn't scare anyone... did i miss a crucial part of this?


Correct.
Malminos
Profile Joined July 2010
United States321 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-13 07:23:25
August 13 2010 07:22 GMT
#206
"we AREN'T playing against zerg"
"To dream of because become happiness "
Battler
Profile Joined August 2010
Hungary19 Posts
August 13 2010 09:03 GMT
#207
I guess I add my 2 tries here to be funny. These are quite old ideas of mine btw.

1) I'd get rich by exporting a new brand of beverage to South Korea. The name would be "Mineral Water", and the tagline is "you've not enough minerals!". I guess the gosu population would love it!

2) I've found a way to improve my torrent upload ratio. I'd create a file of custom made SC2 maps, where the natural expansion is really rich in minerals and gas. I'd zip them together and call the torrent file "BIG NATURALS!!!". I guess my upload would skyrocket.
"I've got banshee, and cheesecake, and I'm bringin' em home to you"
Tiazi
Profile Joined February 2010
Netherlands761 Posts
August 13 2010 11:22 GMT
#208
^ hehe nice one battler.

About the OP: I love the ones that slooooooowly sink in.
"A brilliant yet deluded man once said, 'Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.' Gumiho is that agent of chaos." -monk
Lord_of_Chaos
Profile Joined June 2007
Sweden372 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-13 11:37:14
August 13 2010 11:33 GMT
#209
On August 10 2010 20:41 BlackWhole wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 10 2010 15:59 LooseMoose wrote:
rofl. Decent follow up.


Show nested quote +
On August 10 2010 17:12 DreXxiN wrote:
Amazing follow up. I tip my hat to you, good sir.


thanks guys :D unless you guys play terran, then it's tanks...a lot...




that is many tanks?
yes?
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
August 13 2010 13:38 GMT
#210
ROFL first thread in the SC2 Forum that I enjoy !
Congrats OP !
ॐ
Auronz
Profile Joined April 2010
Brazil119 Posts
August 13 2010 15:42 GMT
#211
And some people say tl has no humour.
FabledIntegral
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States9232 Posts
August 13 2010 17:11 GMT
#212
On August 10 2010 15:57 BlackWhole wrote:
First post.

"what did the probe say when the gateways powered down?"


....

"is zeratul around to fix this??"


Bahahahaha that's a good one too
jrkirby
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1510 Posts
August 14 2010 01:34 GMT
#213
On August 13 2010 02:29 Backpack wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 12 2010 06:22 Katkishka wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=143260
what happened here?


zero consistency happened


LOL. It seemed that way to me too.
I think that will be my Signature.
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States42950 Posts
August 14 2010 01:40 GMT
#214
On August 13 2010 16:20 nttea wrote:
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On August 13 2010 16:06 boesthius wrote:
On August 12 2010 06:22 Katkishka wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=143260
what happened here?

this thread has a good joke

that one doesnt

Well we can't have one liner jokes clogging up the forums everyday... but this one seems to have made alot of people happy even though i still don't get the joke. I mean why would an scv shouting "supplies" scare his buddy? im guessing it has something to do with "surprise!" but that doesn't scare anyone... did i miss a crucial part of this?

Asians stereotypically cannot pronounce L. Instead they turn it into R. This turns supplies into suppries which sounds very similar to surprise.

Any questions?

Also the forums would be greatly improved by one liners of that quality daily.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Bayern
Profile Joined March 2010
United States25 Posts
August 14 2010 06:48 GMT
#215
Ah that is so much win XD
pinkranger15
Profile Joined June 2010
Philippines1597 Posts
August 15 2010 03:54 GMT
#216
niiiice one! =))))))))))))
yoyo!
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
August 15 2010 03:56 GMT
#217
Credit goes to snipsnip from reddit:

If they made a movie based on Starcraft 2, who would direct it?

Chistopher NoLAN.
Kutar_FOX
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Korea (South)67 Posts
August 15 2010 03:59 GMT
#218
Nice OP u got a sense of creep tumor.
chinguya ^0^/
스타크래프트도 좀 적당히 하자.
LuCiD37
Profile Joined July 2010
United States150 Posts
August 15 2010 13:14 GMT
#219
good one brah
Patton1942
Profile Joined August 2010
United States66 Posts
August 16 2010 03:46 GMT
#220
awesome! simply awesome.

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Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
August 16 2010 05:31 GMT
#221
On August 15 2010 12:56 Jyvblamo wrote:
Credit goes to snipsnip from reddit:

Show nested quote +
If they made a movie based on Starcraft 2, who would direct it?

Chistopher NoLAN.

Rofl. This seriously shouldn't be funny, but I lold so hard
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purerythem
Profile Joined June 2009
United States245 Posts
August 16 2010 05:44 GMT
#222
On August 16 2010 14:31 Pokebunny wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 15 2010 12:56 Jyvblamo wrote:
Credit goes to snipsnip from reddit:

If they made a movie based on Starcraft 2, who would direct it?

Chistopher NoLAN.

Rofl. This seriously shouldn't be funny, but I lold so hard



omfg this one is amazing. +1 to you sir
MasterFischer
Profile Joined August 2009
Denmark836 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-16 07:38:15
August 16 2010 07:37 GMT
#223
I find the "joke" kinda racist !

Cmon man, it openly makes fun of oriental people.

If you say "supplies" correctly, it doesn't come anywhere NEAR the word "Surprise".. unless you horribly misspronounce it into, supliiiise, or something.. leaving out "r" and the xtra strength on the p letter..

all in all, not that funny

SCV's aint even asian and stuff....

Cmon you guys can do better than this... and who the hell gets scared from somebody yelling "surprise"?

None that I know :D
WHO is this who speaks to me as though I needed his advice?
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5724 Posts
August 16 2010 07:42 GMT
#224
lol. i laughed.
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
Arovien
Profile Joined June 2010
United States123 Posts
August 16 2010 07:46 GMT
#225
Horrible

What, you run out of jokes?
That's just how I do...
Iggyhopper
Profile Joined July 2010
United States259 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-16 08:10:33
August 16 2010 08:01 GMT
#226
Can anyone come up with StarCraft-related anti-jokes?

Why don't overlords wear shoes?
They don't have feet.
Putto
Profile Joined April 2010
Australia21 Posts
August 17 2010 03:58 GMT
#227
xD
Zombo Joe
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada850 Posts
August 17 2010 04:00 GMT
#228
Zerg: The only race that can say that two heads are better than one.
I am Terranfying.
Duckvillelol
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Australia1244 Posts
August 17 2010 04:38 GMT
#229
On August 16 2010 16:46 Arovien wrote:
Horrible

What, you run out of jokes?


I see what you did there

Also I lol'd at the Nolan one, nice.
Former SC2 commentator. youtube.com/duckvillelol
shoop
Profile Joined November 2009
United Kingdom228 Posts
August 17 2010 11:24 GMT
#230
On August 16 2010 16:37 MasterFischer wrote:
I find the "joke" kinda racist !

Cmon man, it openly makes fun of oriental people.


What's racist about making fun of the way oriental people speak Engrish? That's taking political correctness more than one notch too far! C'mon man, lighten up!
Glockateer
Profile Joined June 2009
United States254 Posts
August 17 2010 15:03 GMT
#231
Put the gear in my rear.
GET SM4SHED
FlashIsHigh
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States474 Posts
August 18 2010 05:07 GMT
#232
Lol very nice
KT Flash// WhiteRa/Scarlett/Naniwa/MC/Huk/Nony
lespostea
Profile Joined May 2010
United States256 Posts
August 18 2010 05:11 GMT
#233
On August 17 2010 20:24 shoop wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 16 2010 16:37 MasterFischer wrote:
I find the "joke" kinda racist !

Cmon man, it openly makes fun of oriental people.


What's racist about making fun of the way oriental people speak Engrish? That's taking political correctness more than one notch too far! C'mon man, lighten up!


Uh, making fun of oriental people is what makes it racist. Duh. What makes it unoffensive is that nobody goes around beating up or lynching people (or advocating acts of violence or inciting ethnophobic behavior) for being from East Asia while ranting about their pronunciation. It's funny because it references cheesy stereotypes from an era long past. And UHF.
terranghost
Profile Joined May 2010
United States980 Posts
September 09 2010 04:54 GMT
#234
What you run out of marines
"It is amazing that people who think we cannot afford to pay for doctors, hospitals, and medication somehow think that we can afford to pay for doctors, hospitals, medication and a government bureaucracy to administer it." - Thomas Sowell
nayumi
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia6499 Posts
September 09 2010 06:27 GMT
#235
Christopher Nolan joke is pretty funny

i still lol'd at the OP ... such quality joke
Sugoi monogatari onii-chan!
lindn
Profile Joined July 2010
Sweden833 Posts
September 09 2010 06:45 GMT
#236
On August 16 2010 17:01 Iggyhopper wrote:
Can anyone come up with StarCraft-related anti-jokes?

Why don't overlords wear shoes?
They don't have feet.

how is that funny in any possible ways
Ghad
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Norway2551 Posts
September 09 2010 06:46 GMT
#237
It isn't supposed to be funny, it's an anti-joke duh. :p
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kOre
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada3642 Posts
September 09 2010 06:47 GMT
#238
On August 10 2010 06:58 .ImpacT. wrote:
In the Rear with the Gear...


>_>.....

The SCV is coming for YOU!
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Subversion
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
South Africa3627 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-09 07:00:04
September 09 2010 06:56 GMT
#239
lol the NoLAN one is my favourite

anti-joke:

Why can't marines swim?



edit: lol sorry that was terribad :D
Randomaccount#77123
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States5003 Posts
September 09 2010 07:25 GMT
#240
--- Nuked ---
Sqq
Profile Joined August 2010
Norway2023 Posts
September 09 2010 07:35 GMT
#241
On August 16 2010 16:37 MasterFischer wrote:
I find the "joke" kinda racist !

Cmon man, it openly makes fun of oriental people.

If you say "supplies" correctly, it doesn't come anywhere NEAR the word "Surprise".. unless you horribly misspronounce it into, supliiiise, or something.. leaving out "r" and the xtra strength on the p letter..

all in all, not that funny

SCV's aint even asian and stuff....

Cmon you guys can do better than this... and who the hell gets scared from somebody yelling "surprise"?

None that I know :D


You have to be the tightest arsehole I've ever encountered on a forum
Dead girls don't say no.
leve15
Profile Joined August 2010
United States301 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-09 07:51:06
September 09 2010 07:50 GMT
#242
What's executor's favorite cheese?

probe-alone
WarChimp
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Australia943 Posts
September 09 2010 07:56 GMT
#243
On September 09 2010 16:50 leve15 wrote:
What's executor's favorite cheese?

probe-alone


probe-alone... the only thing i can think of that comes close is toblerone. but thats a chocolate isn't it?
Rainmaker5
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1027 Posts
September 09 2010 07:56 GMT
#244
On September 09 2010 16:50 leve15 wrote:
What's executor's favorite cheese?

probe-alone

I have been destroyed.

Are you Savior?
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Apex
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States7227 Posts
September 09 2010 07:59 GMT
#245
On September 09 2010 16:56 WarChimp wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 09 2010 16:50 leve15 wrote:
What's executor's favorite cheese?

probe-alone


probe-alone... the only thing i can think of that comes close is toblerone. but thats a chocolate isn't it?


He's referring to Provolone, the type of cheese.
Melancholia
Profile Joined March 2010
United States717 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-09 08:00:28
September 09 2010 08:00 GMT
#246
On September 09 2010 16:56 WarChimp wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 09 2010 16:50 leve15 wrote:
What's executor's favorite cheese?

probe-alone


probe-alone... the only thing i can think of that comes close is toblerone. but thats a chocolate isn't it?

Provolone is a type of cheese. Regardless, the real answer is proxy 2 gate.

Edit: Accursed ninjas!
WarChimp
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Australia943 Posts
September 09 2010 08:02 GMT
#247
Oh, okay thank you.
KennyD
Profile Joined August 2010
United States30 Posts
September 11 2010 08:04 GMT
#248
Classic lulz. God I love starcraft...
MoRe_mInErAls
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Canada1210 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-13 20:37:34
December 13 2010 20:36 GMT
#249
Sorry mods I didn'tknow that re-editing my old posts would add a new post to the thread. Not going to post again.
Alay
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States660 Posts
December 13 2010 20:54 GMT
#250
This thread made my day. Thank you.
SmoKim
Profile Joined March 2010
Denmark10305 Posts
December 13 2010 20:55 GMT
#251
On December 14 2010 05:36 MoRe_mInErAls wrote:
Sorry mods I didn'tknow that re-editing my old posts would add a new post to the thread. Not going to post again.


no need to say sorry, this thread was awesome back then, and still is. epic bump
"LOL I have 202 supply right now (3 minutes later)..."LOL NOW I HAVE 220 SUPPLY SUP?!?!?" - Mondragon
Rucky
Profile Joined February 2008
United States717 Posts
December 13 2010 21:05 GMT
#252
lololol thank you for this
Beyond the Game
Kenny
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States678 Posts
December 13 2010 21:06 GMT
#253
Epic thread, thank you for this.
wishbones
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada2600 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-13 21:13:17
December 13 2010 21:10 GMT
#254
HOW BOUT!
+ Show Spoiler +
FUCK BLIZZARD NERFED US AGAIN!

On August 10 2010 06:58 .ImpacT. wrote:
In the Rear with the Gear...


>_>.....

yeah this one is pretty scary, luckily no terran users are homophobic, otherwise (looks left! looks right!). ah fuck just the headphones. god damned surround sound messin with me again.. >_>
joined TL.net in 2006 (aka GMer) - http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=41944#2
cptjoe
Profile Joined November 2010
United States78 Posts
December 13 2010 21:16 GMT
#255
What's a Terran's favorite pickup line?

"Nice rax!"
"Gl hf, foot foot"
Krasso
Profile Joined November 2010
Denmark74 Posts
December 13 2010 21:19 GMT
#256
It goes like this:

What did the SCV say to the other for his BIRTHDAY PARTY?

:< Me sad
I could aim, but with this thing, i dont have to
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
December 13 2010 21:20 GMT
#257
Why was the Infestor stressed about casting Fungal Growth?

+ Show Spoiler +
There wasn't "mush room" for error!

lolol
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
strongandbig
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States4858 Posts
December 13 2010 21:23 GMT
#258
On September 09 2010 17:00 Melancholia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 09 2010 16:56 WarChimp wrote:
On September 09 2010 16:50 leve15 wrote:
What's executor's favorite cheese?

probe-alone


probe-alone... the only thing i can think of that comes close is toblerone. but thats a chocolate isn't it?

Provolone is a type of cheese. Regardless, the real answer is proxy 2 gate.

Edit: Accursed ninjas!


I lol'd so hard at this. Much more than the OP, for some reason.
"It's the torso" "only more so!"
omgimblack
Profile Joined November 2010
United States4 Posts
December 13 2010 21:52 GMT
#259
lol'd
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