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Bambiboy
Sweden10 Posts
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olmaster
Netherlands11 Posts
On July 14 2010 15:22 ScienceRob wrote: This one time I was playing against a player named computer. He didn't say gl or hf at the start. When I finished him off he left without a single gg. Who's this mysterious player??? I've bumped into him/her a couple of times now... | ||
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Shiv.
3534 Posts
On January 24 2011 22:37 olmaster wrote: Who's this mysterious player??? I've bumped into him/her a couple of times now... Unfortunately, the AI actually DOES gg nowadays. | ||
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Bluedraqy
Denmark496 Posts
On January 19 2011 10:00 rebdomine wrote: I can't believe a platinum player would not know about something like EMP. oGsNada made Diamond without knowing the Broodlord, I remember watching him in a vod, asking what the unit was, and what it did :b | ||
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notmyday
Poland31 Posts
"oh my god i just CHANGED race and i am 4gated. Fuck zergs iam backing to Terran FU" : ) I also had a story with my friend. We were playing PvP on steppes of war and i built first pylon with 2 gateways on the edge of my base and he didint scout it. He started to scout ALL map and started to cry " WHERE IS PROXY!!! I CANT FIND IT OMG!!!" I did 2 gate zelot stalker pressure and won. Anyways that was so funny ^^ | ||
The_Templar
your Country52797 Posts
Me: GL HF Everyone else: (silence) A little later, 6 zerglings come run up my well-done protoss wall. Me: Too bad that I can defend a zergling rush: Me: Unfortunately, my partner can't. (At the same time)My partner: But I can't. 6 zerglings run up my partner's ramp. Me: 6-pool? Zerg opponent: No Me: 8-pool? Zerg: No. Me: 7 pool? Zerg: No. Me: 10 pool? Zerg: No. Me: HOW MANY POOL? Zerg: No pool. Zerg: No number pool exists. Zerg: If I think of a number, it does not exist. Me: ... Me: You're thinking of starcraft. Me: Does it exist? Zerg: No. Me: So, you're playing something that doesn't exist. Zerg: Yep. A little later, 20 void rays knock on my door. I had 4 collosi and 24 stalkers. I love raging at void rays. Me: omg, not void rays again. Me: It takes no skill to use them Me: Only noobs use void rays. My ally: I know. I look over to my ally's base and see he has about 20 void rays and nothing else. Me: ... Protoss enemy: That's why we're winning. Me: Only the zerg and I are any good. Me: We don't mass one unit. Me: We mass TWO units. I then get owned by mass roaches. Me: Noobs, you all mass one unit. I have since stopped raging as much. | ||
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Garson
Sweden203 Posts
He keept warping in sentrys and just force fielded hes ramp all the time. And the game very mutch ended right at that moment since the all in had failed due to an ability that is way to useful and does't even need an uppgrade, unable to place at ramps or health on the fields so you can kill them. Me: Make force fields an uppgrade. 4reals. Him: FU Game ended some mins after that  | ||
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seanisgrand
United States1039 Posts
On January 24 2011 23:55 Garson wrote: I was going an scv/marine all in on a protoss on delta. He keept warping in sentrys and just force fielded hes ramp all the time. And the game very mutch ended right at that moment since the all in had failed due to an ability that is way to useful and does't even need an uppgrade, unable to place at ramps or health on the fields so you can kill them. Me: Make force fields an uppgrade. 4reals. Him: FU Game ended some mins after that You got mad because your all-in was countered perfectly by the protoss? | ||
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Ludwigvan
Germany2364 Posts
On January 24 2011 23:55 Garson wrote: I was going an scv/marine all in on a protoss on delta. He keept warping in sentrys and just force fielded hes ramp all the time. And the game very mutch ended right at that moment since the all in had failed due to an ability that is way to useful and does't even need an uppgrade, unable to place at ramps or health on the fields so you can kill them. Me: Make force fields an uppgrade. 4reals. Him: FU Game ended some mins after that You forced your opponent into raging with your comment. | ||
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Epsilon8
Canada173 Posts
On January 11 2011 11:49 Zephirdd wrote: ![[image loading]](http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/3139/memesc2.png) True story. This is so freaking amazing lol. Funniest thing I've seen in a while. | ||
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perbarian
Sweden42 Posts
On January 24 2011 23:23 Bluedraqy wrote: oGsNada made Diamond without knowing the Broodlord, I remember watching him in a vod, asking what the unit was, and what it did :b I believe that was UpMagic, not Nada. | ||
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HwangjaeTerran
Finland5967 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i53.tinypic.com/serrlk.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://i53.tinypic.com/2wcpmcl.jpg) he tried hard even sent his initial scout at 18.30 -.- | ||
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Pulzlulz
Germany412 Posts
![[image loading]](http://www.abload.de/img/trolols74p.jpg) You better leave your Zealot on Hold position. | ||
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Boundless
Canada588 Posts
I decide to go ravens for autoturret harass and seeker missiles, just for the lulz. (In the replay, you see me cancel a banshee right after he says that). I end up taking out his third, taking my third, and just generally owning his units left and right with bio/tanks/ravens. This is what followed (read from the bottom-most screenshot to the first, going upwards). ![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/yu0qc.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/CsWiS.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/FyFeK.jpg) I was actually beginning to question this guy's ability to see/hear. When he was complaining about his baneling not blowing up because of AI, he must have ignored the two banes that killed 20-30 marines. Seeker missile DOES have a cast sound, lol. Interesting how he said that I cheesed hard, and focused on build orders rather than skill. I out-expanded him and build more workers.... hmmmmm The sad thing? We're both 2700 diamond, likely on the verge of masters. I don't know how idiots like this get up to the high diamond levels. Replay: http://www.sc2replayed.com/replays/130094-1v1-terran-zerg-shakuras-plateau#rd:dna EDIT: Just checked his profile on sc2replayed, there are a lot of replays of this guy bm'ing people. Funny funny funny. | ||
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awu25
United States2003 Posts
On January 25 2011 10:08 Boundless wrote: Pretty funny one just happened to me. TvZ on Shakuras, he 15 hatches, I go reactor hellion expand. I don't do a heck of a lot of damage with the hellions, but I think I killed 5-8 drones with them. Was planning to go into banshees, but the guy says in chat "into banshees. gee how common." I decide to go ravens for autoturret harass and seeker missiles, just for the lulz. (In the replay, you see me cancel a banshee right after he says that). I end up taking out his third, taking my third, and just generally owning his units left and right with bio/tanks/ravens. This is what followed (read from the bottom-most screenshot to the first, going upwards). I was actually beginning to question this guy's ability to see/hear. When he was complaining about his baneling not blowing up because of AI, he must have ignored the two banes that killed 20-30 marines. Seeker missile DOES have a cast sound, lol. Interesting how he said that I cheesed hard, and focused on build orders rather than skill. I out-expanded him and build more workers.... hmmmmm The sad thing? We're both 2700 diamond, likely on the verge of masters. I don't know how idiots like this get up to the high diamond levels. Replay: http://www.sc2replayed.com/replays/130094-1v1-terran-zerg-shakuras-plateau#rd:dna EDIT: Just checked his profile on sc2replayed, there are a lot of replays of this guy bm'ing people. Funny funny funny. to be honest it seems like you were more BM he was just doing the usual terran is OP rant you were telling him to learn how to play and sarcastically insulting him | ||
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KarlSpaat
Germany8 Posts
Him: Dude you are a really bad guy, you know that? Me: im soooooo sorry :D Him: Fuck you bitch | ||
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Boundless
Canada588 Posts
On January 25 2011 10:29 awu25 wrote: to be honest it seems like you were more BM he was just doing the usual terran is OP rant you were telling him to learn how to play and sarcastically insulting him Good sir, please apologize if I seem forward, but that's a load of crap, and your attempt to rationalize such a rant says volumes about your position on that matter. You get beat, you say gg, not blame your loss on cosmic rays, computer AI, and your obscure allergies to neon. People like this are so commonplace in SC2 compared to BW, and it honestly infuriates me. Sure, there were whiners in BW, but even during the days in which it was ridiculously imbalanced, people were willing to WORK on their games and get better. Every Zerg that I beat at the high diamond level just throws up their hands and whines about imbalance. This guy had plenty of chances to win, in fact if you watch the replay, his initial 12 mutas did quite a bit of damage to my base (5-6 scvs, a lot of delayed buildings), and his third base was way ahead of mine. However, as the game went on his macro and micro slipped, as he was excessing 2k after my initial push and got his mutas killed by SM's multiple times. I'm by no means saying that I played perfect, but I most definitely played better than he did. I guess it's just human nature, the desire to blame your own failings on things external to your control. It's ironic, because most of these whiners don't realize that you get better by realizing your own weaknesses and working on them. | ||
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Coramoor
Canada455 Posts
On January 20 2011 14:38 Touch wrote: Finals of the z33k WednesDailey tournament Bo3, guy decided to to bm. JediGamer: sup JediGamer has reconnected. You: tired ur my next? JediGamer: hah your my finals buddy You: heh lemme take a piss been sitting here for 2 hours JediGamer: yeah for sure sorry to rush u i wanna finish up, so i can smoke and chill out You: no worries heh alright whats the map JediGamer: kk You: lets roll ? i win! lol jk createe JediGamer: kk your invited You: sorry, didnt mean to throw u off JediGamer has reconnected. You: with the talking i thought we both made it to the finals, may as well have a friendly one u pick map JediGamer: dude dont even speak You: yes sir JediGamer: i suicided a banshee to a turret u won there u didnt beat m You: that was 5 minutes after we stopped talking JediGamer: e\ i beat myself dude stop talking or im not hostin You: well ur forfiet JediGamer: shut u op u garbage faggo faggot fucking asshole JediGamer has reconnected. JediGamer: nothing worse mannered than intentional distractions You: all that aside JediGamer has reconnected. You: good game JediGamer: ... u realize 2 full hp banshees rallied into turrets? u won the entire series cuz of poor rallied banshees every single situation involving micro i was surprior u helped me in one way tho because i mean lets be honest your not even close to top level on us ladder despite the top 200 bs rank i know for a fact im better than u You: alright im done JediGamer: yeah You: nah, as in trying to be nice JediGamer: fuck off and take the fake tourney win You: im posting this shit on tl JediGamer: great i dont even have tl.net thats pretty cool anyhow, intentionally distracting ur opponent game 1, then uploading his text when he rages cuz u have nothing to argue *The only talking I did, was 4 minutes into the first game, maybe even less. Replays are here, if you want the full story: http://www.z33k.com/starcraft2/tournaments/128-wednesdaily-10/matches/9087 lol i lost to him in the 3rd or 4th round of the same tourny, and all he did was 1 base all in me and talk about how good he was and how i'm a 4th tier protoss, so i told him to call on me when he learned what bc does when using an scv | ||
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Giantorange
Canada24 Posts
Afterwards, he messaged me calling me a noob because my rankings in 2v2, 3v3 and 4v4 were low in comparison to my A-move 1v1 diamond rank(At this point,I feel like he was trying to troll me though lol) | ||
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Comprissent
United States314 Posts
of course i know what GSL is, silly terran ![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/YVNJ0.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/PHDVq.jpg) | ||
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