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True story.
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Barbiero
Brazil5259 Posts
True story. | ||
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CreditM
United States41 Posts
On January 11 2011 11:49 Zephirdd wrote: True story. Michael Bay should make a movie about this. | ||
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gravethrasher
Norway89 Posts
end of game 1: Elfking: Pheonix are so OP Elfking leaves game End of game 2: Elfking: I hate u Elfking leaves game game 3 start: TLO: rehi glhf Elfing: fuck u TLO:  mid fight: Elfking: u manage to exloit all the races OP strats Elfking: Go back to asia Elfking: I thought hellions where supposed to counter zerglings? TLO: have u tried micro  P | ||
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Gofarman
Canada648 Posts
I'll admit my play was less then good but the trolling and consequential fail was pure gold, I hope you guys enjoy this as much as I did. The Replay speaks for itself + Show Spoiler [convo after the game] + bonedog: have to go to boy scout meeting You: LOL bonedog has reconnected. bonedog: you got soo lucky You: big talk for a loser lol bonedog: i had a base bottom right You: ROLFCOPTER bonedog: at the high yield you were fucked You: lol LOL wwatch the replay loser bonedog: ??? i was owning you had no base You: I had expo to scrub LOL thats the funniest thing I've ever expierenced thanks bonedog: glad you like getting owned You: lol this replay is so epic | ||
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jameschang112
28 Posts
Him - What did you do? Me - What do you mean? Oh I EMP you. Him - What's that? Me - It's a ghost ability. Him - What did it do to my DTs? Me - LOL. It removes 100 shields and all energy. Him - #@$! You | ||
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CheapNeon
United Kingdom16 Posts
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rebdomine
6040 Posts
On January 15 2011 07:08 jameschang112 wrote: Both of us are platinum. He's Toss and I am Terran. He scouts with his probe, and makes two assimulators in my gas. I wall up, kill the gas, and proceed with a ghost, marine, marauder build. 9 minutes in, I attack, and thrown down 3 good EMPs, after the game, I check and see he's played 1600 games. Him - What did you do? Me - What do you mean? Oh I EMP you. Him - What's that? Me - It's a ghost ability. Him - What did it do to my DTs? Me - LOL. It removes 100 shields and all energy. Him - #@$! You I can't believe a platinum player would not know about something like EMP. | ||
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Touch
Canada475 Posts
Bo3, guy decided to to bm. JediGamer: sup JediGamer has reconnected. You: tired ur my next? JediGamer: hah your my finals buddy You: heh lemme take a piss been sitting here for 2 hours JediGamer: yeah for sure sorry to rush u i wanna finish up, so i can smoke and chill out You: no worries heh alright whats the map JediGamer: kk You: lets roll ? i win! lol jk createe JediGamer: kk your invited You: sorry, didnt mean to throw u off JediGamer has reconnected. You: with the talking i thought we both made it to the finals, may as well have a friendly one u pick map JediGamer: dude dont even speak You: yes sir JediGamer: i suicided a banshee to a turret u won there u didnt beat m You: that was 5 minutes after we stopped talking JediGamer: e\ i beat myself dude stop talking or im not hostin You: well ur forfiet JediGamer: shut u op u garbage faggo faggot fucking asshole JediGamer has reconnected. JediGamer: nothing worse mannered than intentional distractions You: all that aside JediGamer has reconnected. You: good game JediGamer: ... u realize 2 full hp banshees rallied into turrets? u won the entire series cuz of poor rallied banshees every single situation involving micro i was surprior u helped me in one way tho because i mean lets be honest your not even close to top level on us ladder despite the top 200 bs rank i know for a fact im better than u You: alright im done JediGamer: yeah You: nah, as in trying to be nice JediGamer: fuck off and take the fake tourney win You: im posting this shit on tl JediGamer: great i dont even have tl.net thats pretty cool anyhow, intentionally distracting ur opponent game 1, then uploading his text when he rages cuz u have nothing to argue *The only talking I did, was 4 minutes into the first game, maybe even less. Replays are here, if you want the full story: http://www.z33k.com/starcraft2/tournaments/128-wednesdaily-10/matches/9087 | ||
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cerebralz
United States443 Posts
I 14 gas, speedling/bling, he 12p, 13 gas roach. I take drones off gas and go pressure him. He's not prepared and loses a queen and some drones. I keep pumping lings and remove some of his roach numbers as he's turtling at his ramp. I expo, and he pushes with pure roach, i hold it off with superior numbers and drone up. I clean up the rest of his reinforcements and push again. Goes back and forth but now i have an expo up and running. I tech to lair and push again, just to make sure he doesn't get an overwhelming number of roaches. He has roaches at the front and a spinecrawler, but he's not on hold position and the lings get through killing a few drones. Linq: you';re the luckiest fag I keep pushing trading speedlings for his roaches while i drone up. I also turtle my front cause i know he can only win with an all-in. The push comes and meets with 5 spines and a ton of lings. After crushing his roach/ling push, i counter with mass speedling, while getting +1 melee. Linq: i am 10 times better at this game than you Linq: which makes this frustrating I get spire down and hold off another push by him. He tries to sneak the gold expo, but my 10 mutas pop. I clear out his front and kill off his queen and 2 spores he made in his main. Linq: you ??????? Linq: i hate that you can scuceed being bad Linq has left the game! I later messaged him, Me: I'm sorry, what did you say? I wasn't looking ...goes back and forth, him saying how bad i am, and me trying not to get banned. Me: how can you say i'm terrible? i have 2x the wins as you (i looked at his profile) Me: i don't understand youre logic Linq: like that's a good example of skill Me: maybe you should watch day9 Me: I thought you were doing funday monday, no natural expos. Me: ^^ have a nice day! | ||
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FunkySqueegee
Canada18 Posts
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Whirlwindfox
19 Posts
"wow dude your a bitch all you do is mass units you fag" I lol'd. | ||
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Deleted User 135096
3624 Posts
Anyway, I played a ZvT where at the end the opponent got pretty upset him: fucking pussy faggot him: all u know how to do me: ? him: make muta lings you fucking faggot ass bitch confused I paused for a second then said me: but I play random player has left the game! | ||
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Lysenko
Iceland2128 Posts
This guy started out friendly, chattering about getting cheesed his last two matches. I should have seen it coming: ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/HIdR4l.jpg) So, I play a pretty straight-up macro build. I guess I got ahead of him. This is where we were both at peak food counts. ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/vFY3Tl.jpg) About 15 minutes into the game, he hasn't attacked, pokes at the front have shown me only zerglings, and I have quite an army, so I decide to poke at his expo with some mutas. He hits back with slightly more mutas, but doesn't kill any of mine, and backs off, so I figure frontal attack time. Note that 15 minutes in is the FIRST time I see a baneling, which is what led to my comment later on that mutas were a "natural choice." ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/7b2wvl.jpg) Because I have 50% more stuff, I won, despite his banelings doing pretty well at tearing up my army. Then the fun starts. ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/LYttzl.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/j1fpzl.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/G88Xql.jpg) | ||
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Healingproof
Sweden81 Posts
Toto: wtf? me: :D Toto: noob terran !? me: calm down br0, u got outskilled! Toto: fk u mom to sell shis body to barrck marine to 1 dollar? omg terran whre he leaves. 2mins after he messages me something like: Toto: OMG 50 APM Toto: HEAD IN TOALET! me: LOL XD Toto: NOW! | ||
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snazbaz
40 Posts
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Licmyobelisk
Philippines3682 Posts
![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/UUg5r.jpg) and just for laughs after the game I chatted him told him "it's good to be gay" ahahaha | ||
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Jintetsu
Sweden152 Posts
I am against a protoss on blistering sands, he asks me where i am from and you know alot of social stuff, now i have read threads about this on TL that social people are usually cheesers so i managed to scout out his proxy gates at my natural. Me: Ah i was wondering why you were so social Him: I quickly skip gas and put up another barracks, blocks the ramp with my additional barrack, a supply depot and a bunker, he tries to attack me with his first 2 zealots, but i have a marine and a steady block. Him: Lamer, bunkering up! Me: What i am the lamer? you just proxy gated me. Him: Lamer!!! i waited for about 10-12 marines before moving out taking a easy win, before he leaves he says Lamer just bunkering up noob l2p. i LoL and save replay, its right here if you wanna watch it. Hillarious game aswell as hillarious rage | ||
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Sm3agol
United States2055 Posts
Doing my usual archon toilet build in 4 v 4, I caught about 30 stalkers in a vortex, and dropped about 10 archons in with it. As soon as I caught him in the vortex, I messaged all saying, Me: "say goodbye to your army :-D". Him: "lol, n00b they come back" Me: ":-(" Vortex ends, massive lag as 30 stalkers insta die as soon as they leave the vortex. Him: "WTF???" Him: "safjhkajhfjkhfka" Him: "#%& you". | ||
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olmaster
Netherlands11 Posts
==================== Him: Hi Me: GL&HF Him: want me to dronerush you?? Me: wtf? He killed me..I ragequit! nextgame (I mean really the next game) Him: Hi again, Me: grrrrmfl.. Him:You want me to dronerush you? Me:wtf? He killed me again! (lost my steelseries keyboard) Not that i couldn't do anything against dronerushes, but just the fact he asked got me off. And he did good micro, grouping 2 drones to att 1 probe at a time. Easy to defend with "attack", but just didn't expect it. This never happened to me again. But men....~!@#$ | ||
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seanisgrand
United States1039 Posts
On January 11 2011 13:21 gravethrasher wrote: Caught acouple of Tlo vs elfking ladder matches tonight, dont remember exacly what they wrote but was kind of funny end of game 1: Elfking: Pheonix are so OP Elfking leaves game End of game 2: Elfking: I hate u Elfking leaves game game 3 start: TLO: rehi glhf Elfing: fuck u TLO: mid fight: Elfking: u manage to exloit all the races OP strats Elfking: Go back to asia Elfking: I thought hellions where supposed to counter zerglings? TLO: have u tried micro PHaha this is great. | ||
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