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Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
April 24 2010 02:14 GMT
#181
Here's a Haiku for all those Starcraft fangirls screaming in the audience

Take home a fangirl
and wake up next day with AIDS
and child support
KameZerg
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Sweden1778 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-24 02:15:54
April 24 2010 02:14 GMT
#182
Protoss has no mouths
Zergs like to shout
And Terran smokes a pipe

edit: I dont know what the hell a haiku is, im probably doing it wrong.
asdasdasdasdasd123123123
pieisamazing
Profile Joined May 2009
United States1234 Posts
April 24 2010 02:14 GMT
#183
'toss dies to mutas
Replays highlight his error
He built no sentries

Roaches need a nerf
Immortals are far too good
Marauders are fine

Roach Roach Roach Roach Roach
Roach Roach Roach Roach Roach Roach Roach
Roach Roach Roach Roach Roach

Making carriers
A useful talent toi have
Fuck skill-less newbies
connoisseur
Glufs
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Norway78 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-24 02:58:10
April 24 2010 02:14 GMT
#184
Fast expansion up
Economy looking good
God damn hellions


Barely enduring
Nuclear launch detected
Hitting space too late


Zergling with a hat
Overlord does not approve
Zergling with no hat


Days and weeks go by
Playing AI, watching stream
No mail from Blizzard
VampireLady
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Netherlands283 Posts
April 24 2010 02:15 GMT
#185
Her claws seemingly so rough..
Yet the tenderness she bares for him undeniable
Kerrigan and Jaynor's uneternal love..
Eat me
Lespleen
Profile Joined April 2010
3 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-24 02:18:33
April 24 2010 02:15 GMT
#186
Now .... I could post a picture of all my game boxes, but it's not very impressive at all. But I do have an oddity, and it is a most geeky one. Behold my strange fetish:
[image loading]

Thats right, I collect and frame adventure game posters. That is an A1 printed Grim Fandango poster hanging in my living room. Together with the Day of the Tentacle one ofc... same size



I know only one picture, but for those interested, here's pictures of my Monkey Island and Full Throttle ones:
http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/6208/plakat3i.jpg

And a haiku to boot:

LOVE FOR THE ZERG!
Oh zerg oh zerg,
I have watched thee from a far.
On distant planets,
to a burning star.

We met ONE day.
We loved on day TWO.
But it is in 3D that all my hopes lay.
Soet
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden66 Posts
April 24 2010 02:15 GMT
#187
Idra likes cheese
Cheesed Idra got by LZ
No g g came out
Not Good Just Better Than You
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-24 02:16:52
April 24 2010 02:15 GMT
#188
First to FE white
ra unleashes toss fury
why did roaches flee?
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
OniX
Profile Joined July 2009
United States47 Posts
April 24 2010 02:16 GMT
#189
Awake from my nap
out of bed and to pc
its time for sc
shape
Profile Joined December 2009
United States119 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-24 06:00:00
April 24 2010 02:16 GMT
#190
proxy pylons in my base
sneaky little probe
ima get you
goswser
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3548 Posts
April 24 2010 02:16 GMT
#191
Dang I could totally win the nerdy stuff contest but I already have a beta key and don't want to go through the time putting them all in one place to take a picture of just to win a key for my older bro. I have a ridiculous amount of board games due to anal parents who are really into doing something productive with your time(and yes this includes board games apparently), a pretty huge game collection, lots of calvin and hobbes comics and books, and I lot of mtg cards .
say you were born into a jungle indian tribe where food was scarce...would you run around from teepee to teepee stealing meat scraps after a day lazying around doing nothing except warming urself by a fire that you didn't even make yourself? -rekrul
Spec
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Taiwan931 Posts
April 24 2010 02:17 GMT
#192
Schwarzenegger,
a real man and plays Starcraft.
He respect Fenix.
Eye for an eye make the world go blind - Gandhi
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
April 24 2010 02:17 GMT
#193
On April 24 2010 11:16 Newguy wrote:
Dang I could totally win the nerdy stuff contest but I already have a beta key and don't want to go through the time putting them all in one place to take a picture of just to win a key for my older bro. I have a ridiculous amount of board games due to anal parents who are really into doing something productive with your time(and yes this includes board games apparently), a pretty huge game collection, lots of calvin and hobbes comics and books, and I lot of mtg cards .

Pics or it never happened lol.
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
EnDorphin
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States38 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-24 03:04:40
April 24 2010 02:18 GMT
#194
This is my Haiku

#1 (Great Jaedong)

The great Jaedong's zerg
His micro shall rise up high
No man will pass him

EnDorphin
Obstikal
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
616 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-24 03:16:42
April 24 2010 02:18 GMT
#195
Mini fridge full
2L Raider bottle washed and emptied
With a key a new life begins
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-24 02:19:28
April 24 2010 02:18 GMT
#196
Making carriers
Is very good skill toi hav
IdrA has left game
benjammin
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2728 Posts
April 24 2010 02:18 GMT
#197
fake steve--eruption:
noobs in the live report thread
meet the banhammer
wash uffitizi, drive me to firenze
wrestlingfool08
Profile Joined November 2009
United States139 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-24 02:23:55
April 24 2010 02:19 GMT
#198
Sweet, I am winning!
Wow, that's a lot of banelings...
"BOOM" go my buildings
Ironson
Profile Joined February 2008
20 Posts
April 24 2010 02:19 GMT
#199
Combat shield in hand,
Medivac trails close behind,
Hey zergling - bite me!
Garson
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden203 Posts
April 24 2010 02:20 GMT
#200
Spire is done
Mutalisk on the way out now
Beware mineral line
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