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Dustin Browder, You're My Hero

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7mk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Germany10157 Posts
March 28 2010 22:05 GMT
#1
If mods feel this doesnt belong here, feel free to close and I'll reopen as blog


I wrote a little song for a man that I'm sure you're all familiar with, the great Dustin Browder.
I recorded this for Morrow's Beta Key contest, though I've already had this idea for a while. I Also made a little slideshow video for it, largely sponsored by google image if you know what I mean.
I wanted this to be my 3000th post but I kinda screwed up... twice.. but oh well

Here's the video:



Here are the lyrics:
+ Show Spoiler +

Dustin, you're my hero (2x)
You set my heart on fire
Like a hellion in a mineral line

Dustin, you're my hero (2x)
You're the king and I'm a hobo
You are Jaedong, I am Lomo

Chorus:
And your beautiful big bald head
Reflects the light of the sunset
And your beautiful big brown beard
Makes all of my troubles disappear

All except for one


Dustin, you're my hero (2x)
So much testosterone in this man
He can lift more weights than an Ultra can

Dustin, you're my hero (2x)
I dont care if were the same gender
like a templar and .. a templar

Chorus

What is merged can't be unmerged
You'll be here with me forever
Till Aiur is nuked by ghosts
We will always be together

You're the light in darkened days
You're the end of all my sorrow
I don't care if this song is
Even cheesier than Morrow

What I want

It rhymes with the greek letter zeta
it rhymes with sc player Leta
it rhymes with the company Razer
it even rhymes with Lord Darth Vader

It rhymes with sc player hayder
It kinda rhymes with savior
It rhymes with pixel shader

What I want
Is Starcraft 2 Beta

So one thing you could, one thing you could do for me...


Oh and should I lose the contest, feel free to give me your beta key instead.
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Yes, I know I'm desperate
beep boop
Mavkar
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Germany592 Posts
March 28 2010 22:14 GMT
#2
Really funny lyrics. But I'm not really digging the sad song, melody etc.
But Creativity +1, I root for you. And if you are not winning Morrows contest, I have a friend invite key too.^^
I'm shy and reserved, even on the internet.
RatherGood
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada147 Posts
March 28 2010 22:15 GMT
#3
He's also my hero.
SBelmont
Profile Joined August 2008
United States122 Posts
March 28 2010 22:24 GMT
#4
I expected some sort of Captain Planet parody. ):
Wishmaster
Profile Joined March 2010
Malta73 Posts
March 28 2010 22:25 GMT
#5
nice =D
DSC
Profile Joined March 2010
United States20 Posts
March 28 2010 22:27 GMT
#6
Took me a while to get the templer joke... but when I did... I laughed out loud!

Good quality, lyrics and pictures to go along with it.

GJ!
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
March 28 2010 22:29 GMT
#7
funny
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
cartoon]x
Profile Joined March 2010
United States606 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-28 22:32:10
March 28 2010 22:31 GMT
#8
This dangles between brilliantly absurd and deranged. Really depends on whether the whole melody was written in jest.
It is not enough to conquer; one must learn to seduce.
sYz-Adrenaline
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States1850 Posts
March 28 2010 22:32 GMT
#9
You should win ^_^ i like yours better then the other one o.o
Can you feel the rush?
Liquid`Jinro
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Sweden33723 Posts
March 28 2010 22:32 GMT
#10
On March 29 2010 07:31 cartoon]x wrote:
This dangles between brilliantly absurd and deranged.

This is an extremely apt description

Man, the quality of the crazy/funny/cool stuff people do for beta keys is amazing.
Moderatortell the guy that interplanatar interaction is pivotal to terrans variety of optionitudals in the pre-midgame preperatories as well as the protosstinal deterriggation of elite zergling strikes - Stimey n | Formerly FrozenArbiter
CVBaqq
Profile Joined May 2008
Taiwan14 Posts
March 28 2010 22:39 GMT
#11
lol i like the end
DiTH
Profile Joined March 2010
Greece116 Posts
March 28 2010 22:40 GMT
#12
Browder with hair and glasses > Nuclear Fusion.
member1987
Profile Joined February 2010
141 Posts
March 28 2010 22:42 GMT
#13
On March 29 2010 07:32 FrozenArbiter wrote:
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On March 29 2010 07:31 cartoon]x wrote:
This dangles between brilliantly absurd and deranged.

This is an extremely apt description

Man, the quality of the crazy/funny/cool stuff people do for beta keys is amazing.

I second that.
TonyL2
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
England1953 Posts
March 28 2010 22:49 GMT
#14
Hahah very good song indeed
r4j2ill
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Canada111 Posts
March 29 2010 00:03 GMT
#15
i guess u deserve a key more than me
The enemy of my enemy of my enemy is my enemy but his enemy is my friend ;D - r4j2ill
RoieTRS
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States2569 Posts
March 29 2010 00:11 GMT
#16
Good song.
It sounds like you are trying to sing with your mouth closed though.
konadora, in Racenilatr's blog: "you need to stop thinking about starcraft or anything computer-related for that matter. It's becoming a bad addiction imo"
LuckyFool
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States9016 Posts
March 29 2010 00:14 GMT
#17
lolol I'm sure he'll see this.
nicoaldo
Profile Joined March 2009
Argentina939 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-29 00:32:08
March 29 2010 00:28 GMT
#18
ahahh the chorus is amazing, it actually sounds romantic

and the end "GIVE ME A FUCKING KEY" so good.. You should win the key with this, no doubt.
seedfreedom
Profile Joined October 2009
Canada38 Posts
March 29 2010 00:48 GMT
#19
Very very creative. +1.
Wr3k
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2533 Posts
March 29 2010 01:53 GMT
#20
Someone needs to get this kid a key lol.
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