You know 2 rax and 4 gate And 6 pool and proxy stuff... 1/1/1, roach all-in, bunker and cannon rush... But do you recall The most famous opening of all?
Upgrade the red flamed hellion Send him for the mining drones And if one never scouts him You will even see them roast
All of the top tier terrans Used to laugh and skip blue flame They never let poor hellion Join in any serious games
Then one laggy MLG Boxer came to say "Upgrade icon now so bright, won't we slay the Grack tonight?"
Then all the terrans loved him As they saw there's no GG Upgraded red flamed hellion You'll go down in history!
This is amazing!!!!!! Great lyrics to a great storyline in SC2 from 2011! Crazy good fun
On December 15 2011 05:53 SanchoPanda wrote: Personally... I REALLY hope someone does "WhiteRa Christmas" with footage of his gameplay. It's my Christmas wish.
Here. Present <3
[plain lyrics (fitting the original 'frame') again]
WhiteRa Christmas
Him streaming all WhiteRa Christmas Just being the [good] guy I used to know Where warp prisms glisten... And before we miss'em Let's witness carriers just once more
Him streaming all WhiteRa Christmas With every crazy strat we write May your ways be mannered and bright And may all your tektiks be speshulized
On December 21 2011 20:42 Shortynut wrote: oh crap, ive got less than 2 days to enter....i wrote mine just then but need time to record it. will get back soon
Actually, it's more like 3 days EVERYONE check out deadline info which I just added at the very TOP of the thread Deadline - Dec.24th, Noon - US CENTRAL time.
Didn't have a guy to sing it with me, so I had to convert my voice to man. Ended up sounding like Barry White. Nonetheless, in the spirit of Drewbie, Christmas, and StarCraft 2, here is my submission! Hope you like it <3
I was encouraged by some via PM to make it happen someway, somehow, so I did Just had to figure a different concept (as you can hear it's far from being a metal cover).
If there is someone out there with a good singing voice and would like to make this thing sound a bit (a lot) better, please PM me, and I'll let you know what I'd need to swap out the original audio for yours.
Hi all, artist behind "Grandma Got Run Over by a Hellion" here. Anyways, for those of you who may not be able to understand what I'm saying (I barely can =D) I thought I'd post the lyrics.
Chorus: Grandma got run over by a hellion, A tragic thing to happen Christmas Eve You may not believe that Starcrafts real Let me assure you that it's not a dream
She'd been losing too much Starcraft Every Protoss 4gate rush She got demoted back to diamond And she stormed into the snow in quite a huff
When some scouting carolers found her At the scene of the attack There were treadmarks on the pavement And incriminating char marks on her back
Chorus
Now I'm really proud of myself I'm recovering so well Turns out she left me her expansion Grandpa's quite a few minerals richer as well
But it ain't christmas without grandma We can only 2v2 And I just can't help but wonder Whether she'd have helped us win, or made us lose? (Make us lose!)
Chorus
And now dinner's on the table but your army's just too big (ahhhh) And I really miss how grandma would bring me food so I could focus on the win
So I'm warning all the Starcraft players Keep an eye out, sharp and keen Because I heard a man in Iowa Also got dispatched by a force of marines
Grandma got run over by a hellion, A tragic thing to happen Christmas Eve You may not believe that Starcrafts real I think Blizzard's got some secrets up their sleeve
Here are the lyrics for Zerglings Roasting on an Open Fire in case you want!
Zerglings protecting the overmind Droning up by the truckload Goopy creep, being spread miles and miles The terrans apm is about zero
Everybody knows a roach warren and some spine crawlers help to make those hellions die Tiny lings with their speed and their claws will have a terran feast tonight
But they don't know that Dropships are on their way They've got lots of rines and rauders, and blue flame and the overmind is gonna cry When it sees all the workers get barbequed and die
zerglings roasting on an open fire blue flame cooks those worker drones though it's been nerfed, terran's still the most awesomest (yeah, awesomest) race Merry Roastmas (get it?) to you
Saxophone sillyness...
and again:
zerglings roasting on an open fire blue flame kills those worker drones though it's been nerfed, terran's still the most awesomest race Merry Roastmas to you
All showed a lot of effort and creativity... However Upgrade the Red Flame hellions really hit the nail on the head for me. Silent Snipe is worthy an honorable mention :D
On December 25 2011 07:05 sebsejr wrote: Dont know what to say. seriously, really do not have a clue
I think you're just speechless because of all the awesome. It's a natural response. Don't worry. Just take a few deep breaths and let it sink in... then, give someone a hug.
EPT
