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ReketSomething
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States6012 Posts
January 20 2014 22:56 GMT
#19441
On January 21 2014 06:41 Fildun wrote:
Wtf I have 10 cards remaining, of which 7 mean guaranteed death for my opponent. Of course I pull the other 3.

There was a 50% chance of that happening. Either you pull death or you don't pull death. Not that improbable imo.
Jaedong :3
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
January 20 2014 22:59 GMT
#19442
Try commuting anywhere in Toronto.
It is one of the worst cities in NA for traffic, alongside places like LA.
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
MoonBear
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Straight outta Johto18973 Posts
January 20 2014 23:01 GMT
#19443
On January 21 2014 07:56 ReketSomething wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 21 2014 06:41 Fildun wrote:
Wtf I have 10 cards remaining, of which 7 mean guaranteed death for my opponent. Of course I pull the other 3.

There was a 50% chance of that happening. Either you pull death or you don't pull death. Not that improbable imo.

I once had a deck with 20 creatures in it. Apart from the ones in my opening hand, I didn't draw any of them for 6 turns. Real RNG.
ModeratorA dream. Do you have one that has cursed you like that? Or maybe... a wish?
Zdrastochye
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Ivory Coast6262 Posts
January 20 2014 23:02 GMT
#19444
On January 21 2014 02:48 WaveofShadow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 21 2014 02:24 BlackPaladin wrote:
On January 21 2014 02:10 Alaric wrote:
What's that "rogue shitter deck"?


Wave drafted this rogue deck that is shittier than a gas station's bathroom.
I think he has 1 backstab, no eviserates, no combo cards, offered shieldbearer like 4 times, a deck with like....5 5+ drops (one of which is faceless manip which half the time he has to copy a 4-6 drop with it because he's always in a bad position with his bad cards)....and i don't think he's seen his ogre once in the 5? games he's played so far.
Like his draft would be okay if he got some combo cards. It would be a pretty good aggro deck....but then instead he was offered shieldbearer 4 times and got stuck with shit like shiv because of it lol

I said it last night, but it is legitimately the worst deck I have ever drafted, and it's not even because I drafted badly----I just got offered absolutely nothing. The only combo card I was offered was Cold Blood. No Defias, no Eviscerate, no SI: 7, I didn't even get any good quality neutrals above 3-4 mana. I aint even mad, shit's kinda hilarious. It's been fun to draft with friends recently.


Oh I'm a friend now? Yippee!

Sorry for playing my last arena games. You got me all excited to play again with your youthful optimism. Jokes on me I went 0-2 and had a terrible time. BGH'd my beast (never saw that happening) and snowballed the game there.

On January 21 2014 07:49 Gahlo wrote:
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On January 21 2014 07:36 Frudgey wrote:
On January 21 2014 00:47 Cixah wrote:
On January 21 2014 00:45 wei2coolman wrote:
No traffic today. The dream is real.


I know right? I got to work a whole hour early because the commute was nonexistent. I could have slept a whole 45 more minutes

It takes you at least 45 minutes to drive to work each day? Assuming I'm doing the math right, you're spending at least an hour and thirty minutes each day going to and from work.

I didn't realize that I had it this good compared to some you other guys out there. I'm not trying to be insensitive (Although I feel I sounded insensitive anyways) but it just baffles me that cities can be that large.

The city I live in (Though it's basically a town) has a population of 85, 000. So I guess what seems normal for you guys isn't normal for me. I guess the moral of this post is that everything is relative.

Commute time for Americans is generally fucking awful.


I commute 18 hours per week between my two jobs.
Hey! How you doin'?
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
January 20 2014 23:13 GMT
#19445
'Youthful optimism?'
You clearly have the wrong person.
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
January 20 2014 23:15 GMT
#19446
He's referring to your mind. Now that he's a friend and all, he's trying to be nice, see?
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
January 20 2014 23:18 GMT
#19447
Its not just the 'youthful' part.
Ask soniv or wasabi how optimistic I am.
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
BlackPaladin
Profile Joined May 2010
United States9316 Posts
January 20 2014 23:27 GMT
#19448
On January 21 2014 08:18 WaveofShadow wrote:
Its not just the 'youthful' part.
Ask soniv or wasabi how optimistic I am.


"Omg my card took out like 10 cards and died, what am I going to do with my life now, this is so sad omg, I can't win now game over I should concede. I lost my card."
That's basically how you sound. All the time.
"Your full potential does not matter if you do not use all 100% of it."
Zdrastochye
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Ivory Coast6262 Posts
January 20 2014 23:36 GMT
#19449
On January 21 2014 08:18 WaveofShadow wrote:
Its not just the 'youthful' part.
Ask soniv or wasabi how optimistic I am.


So it's not Greg. 1 down, several hundred thousand to go.
Hey! How you doin'?
onlywonderboy
Profile Joined August 2012
United States23745 Posts
January 20 2014 23:41 GMT
#19450
Watched several videos about bitcoints and dogecoins and I still don't think I understand them.
RIP Ryan Davis / TL or Die / @onlywonderboy
Zdrastochye
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Ivory Coast6262 Posts
January 20 2014 23:44 GMT
#19451
On January 21 2014 08:41 onlywonderboy wrote:
Watched several videos about bitcoints and dogecoins and I still don't think I understand them.


Just think of bitcoins as nudes of Emma Watson. You can buy roughly $900 of stuff if you have one, but they only exist online in the digital world. Every so often Emma's taking a nude selfie and some lucky paparazzi who is in the business of getting said selfies runs many computers google searching until the new image pops up on their computer, then they sell the selfie to the next person. They all end up in an online bank where the manager REALLY likes Emma Watson.
Hey! How you doin'?
Shelke14
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada6655 Posts
January 21 2014 00:17 GMT
#19452
I'd be fine with her just talking dirty to me in that British accent.
ReketSomething
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States6012 Posts
January 21 2014 00:31 GMT
#19453
On January 21 2014 08:44 Zdrastochye wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 21 2014 08:41 onlywonderboy wrote:
Watched several videos about bitcoints and dogecoins and I still don't think I understand them.


Just think of bitcoins as nudes of Emma Watson. You can buy roughly $900 of stuff if you have one, but they only exist online in the digital world. Every so often Emma's taking a nude selfie and some lucky paparazzi who is in the business of getting said selfies runs many computers google searching until the new image pops up on their computer, then they sell the selfie to the next person. They all end up in an online bank where the manager REALLY likes Emma Watson.

Holy crap time to buy bitcoins then

O wait you said they were like nudes not actually...nvm...
Jaedong :3
SagaZ
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
France3460 Posts
January 21 2014 00:52 GMT
#19454
On January 21 2014 08:44 Zdrastochye wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 21 2014 08:41 onlywonderboy wrote:
Watched several videos about bitcoints and dogecoins and I still don't think I understand them.


Just think of bitcoins as nudes of Emma Watson. You can buy roughly $900 of stuff if you have one, but they only exist online in the digital world. Every so often Emma's taking a nude selfie and some lucky paparazzi who is in the business of getting said selfies runs many computers google searching until the new image pops up on their computer, then they sell the selfie to the next person. They all end up in an online bank where the manager REALLY likes Emma Watson.

that is surprisingly accurate
Be nice, buy wards and don't feed double buff.
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35173 Posts
January 21 2014 00:58 GMT
#19455
On January 21 2014 08:44 Zdrastochye wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 21 2014 08:41 onlywonderboy wrote:
Watched several videos about bitcoints and dogecoins and I still don't think I understand them.


Just think of bitcoins as nudes of Emma Watson. You can buy roughly $900 of stuff if you have one, but they only exist online in the digital world. Every so often Emma's taking a nude selfie and some lucky paparazzi who is in the business of getting said selfies runs many computers google searching until the new image pops up on their computer, then they sell the selfie to the next person. They all end up in an online bank where the manager REALLY likes Emma Watson.

So what's your saying is... a wizard did it.
Zdrastochye
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Ivory Coast6262 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-21 01:08:12
January 21 2014 01:05 GMT
#19456
Ok so to anyone not watching Reckful's stream let me describe his luckiness. He drafts a lategame pally deck with 4 consecrates, sort of trolling, wins several games in which he just plays low drop + conc like 3 turns in a row, wins one game in particular in which he calls back to back to back top decks to save him from losing. Eh seen crazier happen. Finishes 5-6 wins I forget which, but an unimpressive finish but he didn't draft enough early. Gets a GOLDEN Thalnos as a reward, starts his next run, picks shaman, his FIRST PICK is legendary. Picks Al'Akir. GG lucky streak.
Hey! How you doin'?
ReketSomething
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States6012 Posts
January 21 2014 01:06 GMT
#19457
Oh man, this ad.

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Jaedong :3
caelym
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6429 Posts
January 21 2014 01:19 GMT
#19458
On January 21 2014 10:06 ReketSomething wrote:
Oh man, this ad.

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hhnnnggg dat font rendering. what browser?
ReketSomething
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States6012 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-21 01:27:26
January 21 2014 01:25 GMT
#19459
I'm using chrome + TL Dark

This is so that if someone walks by and I don't alt tab fast enough, it still seems like im editting code or not looking at teamliquid if they know what that is. Not that my boss cares if I look at teamliquid, its just that he probably doesnt want to know I look at it all day every day.
Jaedong :3
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35173 Posts
January 21 2014 01:36 GMT
#19460
How can have TL Dark?
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