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jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
January 15 2014 16:09 GMT
#18821
On January 16 2014 00:57 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 16 2014 00:50 BlackPaladin wrote:
On January 16 2014 00:48 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
On January 16 2014 00:46 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On January 16 2014 00:26 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
anyone who is willing to hang out here is not worth knowing obv obv


On January 16 2014 00:36 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
want to have lunch/dinner/hot steamy date?


On January 16 2014 00:39 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
wow im being dodged


This sequence of posts is actually hilarious


calculated


5 steps ahead except when first blooded.


winrate when getting first blooded is somewhere north of 95%, get on the level

my ranked team is called tactical first blood for a reason tyvm

Show nested quote +
On January 16 2014 00:52 BlackPaladin wrote:
On January 16 2014 00:50 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Look out, NYC metropolitan lifestyle. Carnivorous Sheep is on the loose.


Please, he wouldn't last 2 minutes. He'd probably get attacked and eaten by a hungry hobo in the park.


pls i've been here for almost 5 years i'm the one eating the hobos if anything


You stun them with your amazing Bridge playing, and then eat them when they least expect it.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
January 15 2014 16:11 GMT
#18822
On January 16 2014 01:08 AsmodeusXI wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 16 2014 01:02 BlackPaladin wrote:
His love for the halfling's leaf has clearly dulled his mind.


Only worthwhile post in a page. Thx gai.

Also, played more TLoU.

+ Show Spoiler [The Last of Us spoilers] +

+ Show Spoiler [No seriously don't if you haven&…] +

HOLY FUCK INJURED JOEL.

Also now I'm at the point where the cannibal creepo chases Ellie around with the machete. Fucking terrifying.


That's one of my favorite sequences. BUT JUST FINISH THE FUCKING GAME CALL IN SICK OR WHATEVER YOU MORON
It's your boy Guzma!
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
January 15 2014 16:14 GMT
#18823
On January 16 2014 01:11 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 16 2014 01:08 AsmodeusXI wrote:
On January 16 2014 01:02 BlackPaladin wrote:
His love for the halfling's leaf has clearly dulled his mind.


Only worthwhile post in a page. Thx gai.

Also, played more TLoU.

+ Show Spoiler [The Last of Us spoilers] +

+ Show Spoiler [No seriously don't if you haven&…] +

HOLY FUCK INJURED JOEL.

Also now I'm at the point where the cannibal creepo chases Ellie around with the machete. Fucking terrifying.


That's one of my favorite sequences. BUT JUST FINISH THE FUCKING GAME CALL IN SICK OR WHATEVER YOU MORON


I'M CLOSE (right?)

I got time to play a lot on Thursday, so I'mma try to finish it then.
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
January 15 2014 16:34 GMT
#18824
On January 16 2014 01:07 Slayer91 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 16 2014 01:01 Alaric wrote:
On January 16 2014 00:56 Slayer91 wrote:
On January 16 2014 00:45 Alaric wrote:
On January 16 2014 00:42 Slayer91 wrote:
does hearthstone also turn people into whiners Alaric?

or maybe having your nickname being Alaric turns you into a whiner also?

C'mon, you know you can try harder than that. I was going to write ragers at first but people in GD complain about TL LoL turning into whiners with time, not ragers, so I went with it.


now you're whining about me implying that you are a whiner after making a post about whiners
can you really not see any irony

Only disappointment that you go for the obvious and cheap jab that I didn't even bother to cover because I expected more of you.
Where hast your wit gone, Teut?


jabs are an important part of any good boxers repertoire

Can't win a match with only jabs! Watching AGDQ's Punch Out blindfolded runs taught me that.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
January 15 2014 16:37 GMT
#18825
I had a dream that I was stuck on a spaceship with naught but a sonic screwdriver. I may have an addiction.
It's your boy Guzma!
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
January 15 2014 16:38 GMT
#18826
On January 16 2014 01:37 Requizen wrote:
I had a dream that I was stuck on a spaceship with naught but a sonic screwdriver. I may have an addiction.


In other words you were just fine.

Unless the spaceship was made of wood.
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-15 17:37:37
January 15 2014 17:35 GMT
#18827
recently discovered a Five Guys down the street from my apartment

this is dangerlicious
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
January 15 2014 17:36 GMT
#18828
On January 16 2014 02:35 jcarlsoniv wrote:
recently discovered a Five Guys down the street from my apartment

this is both dangerous and delicious


The term is dangerlicious.
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
January 15 2014 17:37 GMT
#18829
that's what i said - reading comprehension, asmo pls
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
January 15 2014 17:37 GMT
#18830
Best part about local Five Guys. Walking home with 4+ bags of peanuts to last 10 days.
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
January 15 2014 17:40 GMT
#18831
On January 16 2014 01:34 Alaric wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 16 2014 01:07 Slayer91 wrote:
On January 16 2014 01:01 Alaric wrote:
On January 16 2014 00:56 Slayer91 wrote:
On January 16 2014 00:45 Alaric wrote:
On January 16 2014 00:42 Slayer91 wrote:
does hearthstone also turn people into whiners Alaric?

or maybe having your nickname being Alaric turns you into a whiner also?

C'mon, you know you can try harder than that. I was going to write ragers at first but people in GD complain about TL LoL turning into whiners with time, not ragers, so I went with it.


now you're whining about me implying that you are a whiner after making a post about whiners
can you really not see any irony

Only disappointment that you go for the obvious and cheap jab that I didn't even bother to cover because I expected more of you.
Where hast your wit gone, Teut?


jabs are an important part of any good boxers repertoire

Can't win a match with only jabs! Watching AGDQ's Punch Out blindfolded runs taught me that.


takamura disagrees bitch
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
January 15 2014 17:44 GMT
#18832
On January 16 2014 02:37 jcarlsoniv wrote:
that's what i said - reading comprehension, asmo pls


Nice try, but I see through your deceit.
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
January 15 2014 17:55 GMT
#18833
You can try, but the greatest word I've ever actually heard someone try to legitimately use is "scandalicious."
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
kainzero
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States5211 Posts
January 15 2014 18:23 GMT
#18834
On January 16 2014 02:40 Slayer91 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 16 2014 01:34 Alaric wrote:
On January 16 2014 01:07 Slayer91 wrote:
On January 16 2014 01:01 Alaric wrote:
On January 16 2014 00:56 Slayer91 wrote:
On January 16 2014 00:45 Alaric wrote:
On January 16 2014 00:42 Slayer91 wrote:
does hearthstone also turn people into whiners Alaric?

or maybe having your nickname being Alaric turns you into a whiner also?

C'mon, you know you can try harder than that. I was going to write ragers at first but people in GD complain about TL LoL turning into whiners with time, not ragers, so I went with it.


now you're whining about me implying that you are a whiner after making a post about whiners
can you really not see any irony

Only disappointment that you go for the obvious and cheap jab that I didn't even bother to cover because I expected more of you.
Where hast your wit gone, Teut?


jabs are an important part of any good boxers repertoire

Can't win a match with only jabs! Watching AGDQ's Punch Out blindfolded runs taught me that.


takamura disagrees bitch

Muhammad Ali is a better example.

He has an advantage in this argument because he's real.
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-15 18:27:53
January 15 2014 18:26 GMT
#18835
cept he didnt win fights with his jab only
cause having 2 hands is useful
and if we're talking in terms of pure jab ability you houlda said larry holmes or something
kainzero
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States5211 Posts
January 15 2014 18:32 GMT
#18836
On January 16 2014 03:26 Slayer91 wrote:
cept he didnt win fights with his jab only
cause having 2 hands is useful
and if we're talking in terms of pure jab ability you houlda said larry holmes or something

But I said he's a better example, not the best example


I only played the Ippo game so I didn't know Takamura won a fight without using his right. wtf.
The games are great though.
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-15 18:40:02
January 15 2014 18:38 GMT
#18837
he also killed a bear with his...hands
i wasn't going to use a good example because alarics retort was actually completely irrelevant technically but it wasn't stupid enough that I could make it funny (without calling him a dumbass) so I decided to switch gears to children's cartoons
kainzero
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States5211 Posts
January 15 2014 18:47 GMT
#18838
And I tried to come out smarter by using a better example but I actually came out dumber, well played.

This is why you are D1 and I am G5.

I am lacking the theory
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
January 15 2014 18:49 GMT
#18839
consolatory video
+ Show Spoiler +


WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
January 15 2014 18:55 GMT
#18840
Guise I think I stream stuff tonight.
HS, mebbe some league with Wasabi, whatever.

I'm so frustrated with arena now too because I had a streak two weeks ago where I was getting 6+ wins regularly, now I'm back to 2-4. SOMEBODY HAAAALP
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
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