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Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-20 14:58:46
December 20 2013 14:39 GMT
#16321
On December 20 2013 23:31 Gahlo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 20 2013 23:30 jcarlsoniv wrote:
by that logic, everyone here is under 20

except for the dads

they're like 50+

I wish. I could do with a redo on the last 6+ years.

That's what Picard thought, but Q showed him the error in his reasoning. The mistakes you made are what formed your personality, for better or worse.
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
December 20 2013 14:39 GMT
#16322
On December 20 2013 23:36 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 20 2013 23:33 phyvo wrote:
You're either under 20 or you're having your mid life crisis. It's the difference between living what "cool" is and remembering what "cool" was. Still I'm still waiting for my nieces/nephew to get old enough to shock them with the idea that pogs and landline phones were a thing.


over thanksgiving, my 12 year old sis asked what a floppy disk was

I almost cried


The chat messenger we use at work has the same alert sounds as AIM and every time I hear it it sounds like the bell tolling for my adolescence.
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
December 20 2013 14:41 GMT
#16323
On December 20 2013 23:39 AsmodeusXI wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 20 2013 23:36 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On December 20 2013 23:33 phyvo wrote:
You're either under 20 or you're having your mid life crisis. It's the difference between living what "cool" is and remembering what "cool" was. Still I'm still waiting for my nieces/nephew to get old enough to shock them with the idea that pogs and landline phones were a thing.


over thanksgiving, my 12 year old sis asked what a floppy disk was

I almost cried


The chat messenger we use at work has the same alert sounds as AIM and every time I hear it it sounds like the bell tolling for my adolescence.


same

fucking webex
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
December 20 2013 14:42 GMT
#16324
On December 20 2013 23:41 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 20 2013 23:39 AsmodeusXI wrote:
On December 20 2013 23:36 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On December 20 2013 23:33 phyvo wrote:
You're either under 20 or you're having your mid life crisis. It's the difference between living what "cool" is and remembering what "cool" was. Still I'm still waiting for my nieces/nephew to get old enough to shock them with the idea that pogs and landline phones were a thing.


over thanksgiving, my 12 year old sis asked what a floppy disk was

I almost cried


The chat messenger we use at work has the same alert sounds as AIM and every time I hear it it sounds like the bell tolling for my adolescence.


same

fucking webex


FUCKING. WEB. EX.
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-20 14:45:49
December 20 2013 14:44 GMT
#16325
On December 20 2013 23:12 Scip wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 20 2013 22:44 Slayer91 wrote:
On December 20 2013 22:37 mordek wrote:
Scip, you are one bizarre fellow.


he just likes attention and he values it more than his self-esteem
if he were female he'd totally be ticking out the clock to become a porn star

My self esteem is higher than the fucking sky
it's your opinion of me that I am lowering atm


I dunno, I wouldn't be far off doing something like that myself.

On December 20 2013 23:16 Dandel Ion wrote:
Males can do porn too (the d has to come from somewhere!) but attention-wise not worth it I guess.


was going to make a jab at scip but then he just self owned himself I dunno what I can do lol

On December 20 2013 23:30 mordek wrote:
Your vocab is pretty top notch.


I remember HD thought I was like 40 because i "knew so much shit" which by HD standards isn't a lot.

On December 20 2013 23:36 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 20 2013 23:33 phyvo wrote:
You're either under 20 or you're having your mid life crisis. It's the difference between living what "cool" is and remembering what "cool" was. Still I'm still waiting for my nieces/nephew to get old enough to shock them with the idea that pogs and landline phones were a thing.


over thanksgiving, my 12 year old sis asked what a floppy disk was

I almost cried


it's understandable; she's only seen your hard drive
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
December 20 2013 14:47 GMT
#16326
yeaaaaaah that's crossing the line teut
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-20 14:49:52
December 20 2013 14:49 GMT
#16327
On December 20 2013 23:47 jcarlsoniv wrote:
yeaaaaaah that's crossing the line teut


its okay it wont happen again
edit: nvm
On December 20 2013 23:29 Scip wrote:
Why would you think I am over 20, nothing I do is ever mature lol


your mom
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21245 Posts
December 20 2013 14:52 GMT
#16328
lol
TranslatorBaa!
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
December 20 2013 14:55 GMT
#16329
On December 20 2013 23:49 Slayer91 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 20 2013 23:47 jcarlsoniv wrote:
yeaaaaaah that's crossing the line teut


its okay it wont happen again
edit: nvm
Show nested quote +
On December 20 2013 23:29 Scip wrote:
Why would you think I am over 20, nothing I do is ever mature lol


your mom


lol mom jokes are fine

jokes about my 12 year old sister are creepy and probably illegal (although I know they do things ass backwards over there in europe, so idk)
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
December 20 2013 14:56 GMT
#16330
On December 20 2013 23:55 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 20 2013 23:49 Slayer91 wrote:
On December 20 2013 23:47 jcarlsoniv wrote:
yeaaaaaah that's crossing the line teut


its okay it wont happen again
edit: nvm
On December 20 2013 23:29 Scip wrote:
Why would you think I am over 20, nothing I do is ever mature lol


your mom


lol mom jokes are fine

jokes about my 12 year old sister are creepy and probably illegal (although I know they do things ass backwards over there in europe, so idk)


The First Amendment to the United States Constitution codifies the freedom of speech as a constitutional right. The Amendment was adopted on December 15, 1791. The Amendment states:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

morally, I see nothing wrong with letting my sisters have access to my hard drive
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
December 20 2013 15:00 GMT
#16331
have they fiddled with it lately teut?
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
December 20 2013 15:01 GMT
#16332
nah, they probably have solid state drives at home
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
December 20 2013 15:01 GMT
#16333
brb vomming
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
December 20 2013 15:08 GMT
#16334
On December 20 2013 23:49 Slayer91 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 20 2013 23:47 jcarlsoniv wrote:
yeaaaaaah that's crossing the line teut


its okay it wont happen again
edit: nvm
Show nested quote +
On December 20 2013 23:29 Scip wrote:
Why would you think I am over 20, nothing I do is ever mature lol


your mom

motherfucker
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
December 20 2013 15:09 GMT
#16335
oh dang

what is it dog?

I forgot it's mother's day

didn't get a gift for her

other plans got in the way
she'll be so dissapointed

damn I forgot it too

this could have been avoided

what the hell are we gonna do
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
December 20 2013 15:23 GMT
#16336
Yo I like WebEx fuck off.
God Bless
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
December 20 2013 15:34 GMT
#16337
On December 21 2013 00:23 Roffles wrote:
Yo I like WebEx fuck off.


Okay it's better than Lync.

What a high bar to reach.
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
December 20 2013 15:44 GMT
#16338
Snowdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Ya-TAAAAAAA
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
December 20 2013 15:46 GMT
#16339
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
December 20 2013 15:47 GMT
#16340
That video is linked literally every time I say Ya-Ta out loud. I've seen it... so many times.
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
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