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Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
November 26 2013 20:13 GMT
#13461
On November 27 2013 05:08 Alaric wrote:
'tis 'k, I'm French. You pansies would never dare to cross the Atlantic to come harm me.

lol
God Bless
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-26 20:15:11
November 26 2013 20:15 GMT
#13462
On November 27 2013 05:08 Alaric wrote:
'tis 'k, I'm French. You pansies would never dare to cross the Atlantic to come harm me.

We broke through the Atlantic wall once before, :D
liftlift > tsm
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
November 26 2013 20:16 GMT
#13463
to save french asses
D-DAY 2.0 breaking through to beaches to bring alaric donuts to keep him alive
BlackPaladin
Profile Joined May 2010
United States9316 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-26 20:18:25
November 26 2013 20:18 GMT
#13464
Few people know about it, but the USA often fights minor wars with France called the Cross-Atlantic Wars. They are a series of battles that have lasted for a couple hundred years now where every time an American went to the beach, and thus was slightly closer to France, that a Frenchman surrendered.
"Your full potential does not matter if you do not use all 100% of it."
Nos-
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada12016 Posts
November 26 2013 20:18 GMT
#13465
On November 27 2013 05:16 Slayer91 wrote:
to save french asses
D-DAY 2.0 breaking through to beaches to bring alaric donuts to keep him alive

saving private alaric
Bronze player stuck in platinum
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
November 26 2013 20:18 GMT
#13466
On November 27 2013 05:16 Slayer91 wrote:
to save french asses
D-DAY 2.0 breaking through to beaches to bring alaric donuts to keep him alive


I always knew it stood for Donut-Day. Curse you high school history teachers!
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
November 26 2013 20:21 GMT
#13467
On November 27 2013 05:16 Slayer91 wrote:
to save french asses
D-DAY 2.0 breaking through to beaches to bring alaric donuts to keep him alive


Alaric just needs a little injection of America, then he'll be all better.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
BlackPaladin
Profile Joined May 2010
United States9316 Posts
November 26 2013 20:22 GMT
#13468
On November 27 2013 05:21 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 27 2013 05:16 Slayer91 wrote:
to save french asses
D-DAY 2.0 breaking through to beaches to bring alaric donuts to keep him alive


Alaric just needs a little injection of America, then he'll be all better.


So do we dump him into a tub of lard or do we fire a Burger Bazooka at his mouth?
"Your full potential does not matter if you do not use all 100% of it."
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-26 20:24:39
November 26 2013 20:22 GMT
#13469
On November 27 2013 05:21 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 27 2013 05:16 Slayer91 wrote:
to save french asses
D-DAY 2.0 breaking through to beaches to bring alaric donuts to keep him alive


Alaric just needs a little injection of America, then he'll be all better.

I have the Apple Pie injection for him!
with a 2nd dosage filled with FREEDOM.
liftlift > tsm
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
November 26 2013 20:22 GMT
#13470
need dem empty calories
why be unhealthy at 130 lbs when you can be unhealthy at 330 lb
thats the american way
BlackPaladin
Profile Joined May 2010
United States9316 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-26 20:32:40
November 26 2013 20:28 GMT
#13471
On November 27 2013 05:22 Slayer91 wrote:
need dem empty calories
why be unhealthy at 130 lbs when you can be unhealthy at 330 lb
thats the american way


Alaric in a few years:
+ Show Spoiler +
"Your full potential does not matter if you do not use all 100% of it."
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-26 20:30:29
November 26 2013 20:30 GMT
#13472
On November 27 2013 05:28 BlackPaladin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 27 2013 05:22 Slayer91 wrote:
need dem empty calories
why be unhealthy at 130 lbs when you can be unhealthy at 330 lb
thats the american way


Alaric in a few years:
+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgkJQTt1Y7s


that's fucking disgusting.
liftlift > tsm
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
November 26 2013 20:31 GMT
#13473
On November 27 2013 05:30 wei2coolman wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 27 2013 05:28 BlackPaladin wrote:
On November 27 2013 05:22 Slayer91 wrote:
need dem empty calories
why be unhealthy at 130 lbs when you can be unhealthy at 330 lb
thats the american way


Alaric in a few years:
+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgkJQTt1Y7s


that's fucking disgusting.


also, the thumbnail image made me freak out with nsfw vibes

come on man
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
MoonBear
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Straight outta Johto18973 Posts
November 26 2013 20:32 GMT
#13474
Next time don't make me have to spoiler that stuff for you
ModeratorA dream. Do you have one that has cursed you like that? Or maybe... a wish?
BlackPaladin
Profile Joined May 2010
United States9316 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-26 20:36:19
November 26 2013 20:34 GMT
#13475
WOOPS lol, sorry. Too busy laughing to think. Thanks MoonBear <3
"Your full potential does not matter if you do not use all 100% of it."
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
November 26 2013 20:59 GMT
#13476
Remove BP from the premises.
A backwards poet writes inverse.
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
November 26 2013 22:22 GMT
#13477
I'm not sure if I'm ready for that much love.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
Navi
Profile Joined November 2009
5286 Posts
November 26 2013 22:33 GMT
#13478
On November 26 2013 23:51 jcarlsoniv wrote:
My dad always used to play Mario Kart with us. He enjoyed playing games with us and tried to often, but he doesn't really have the finger dexterity or the coordination to play games that require pressing more than a few buttons.

In high school, my parents were always on my ass about how much I was playing games (mostly WoW). But come college time, and after I got really into LoL, they started being more supportive. It was really after I hit plat and I was talking to my dad about the game and that I was technically in the top 1% of the NA ranked, he was like "oh shit". It's an essentially meaningless stat in reality, but I think it was the moment my dad realized I wasn't completely wasting my time, per se. Since then, they've been pretty supportive of my goals of potentially working in the gaming industry in the future.

He was also really interested when I started getting into casting, and still asks about it every once in a while.


so jelly of flexible parents.
my parents didnt even flinch when i told them i was #5 on the ladder.
"not even #1"
fuck that
Hey! Listen!
caelym
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6429 Posts
November 26 2013 22:40 GMT
#13479
anyone want to play dota? My nick is caelym on steam.
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
November 26 2013 22:41 GMT
#13480
Pretty sure my parents wouldn't have even cared if I was #1.

"Waste of time. We work soooooooo hard bring you to America and this is how you repay us"

Something along those lines.
God Bless
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