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Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23464 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-13 13:12:56
November 13 2013 13:08 GMT
#11561
On November 13 2013 22:06 Alaric wrote:
C'mon, you bag on me but you're afraid of Japan? :<


I just used the world japfags Alaric are you serious

On November 13 2013 20:26 Sponkz wrote:
Yeah i know Germans shouldn't feel responsible for their ancestors action, just like Danes shouldn't feel responsible for the raping and killing the Vikings did. That wasn't my point at all teut lol.


http://www.regia.org/viking2.htm

seems like Scandinavians treated their lower class better than the mainland euors/USA better even then LOL
Vikings I think had better diets and hygiene as well, if I was a poor peasant woman and I heard the Vikings were coming I'd put on my best dress and do up my hair to get some dude to rape me and take me back to a better lifestyle
aka Teutonica
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
November 13 2013 13:11 GMT
#11562
these are subtle layers of subtlety that Alaric can't even begin to comprehend Teut
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-13 13:14:44
November 13 2013 13:11 GMT
#11563
But that's tenderness in your book, even smoother than Cheep's wool.

Also look at Scip thinking he figured me out just because we played one game together yesterday IT'S JUST ANECDOTAL EVIDENCE OK? 'cept the part where I played like shit, that one's pretty consistent. I pride myself with being reliable on some topics.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23464 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-13 13:14:50
November 13 2013 13:13 GMT
#11564
I think you mistake me being harsh with how massively defensive you get when met with criticism constructive OR destructive lol

I just value honesty more than sensitivity.
and being funny more than sensitivity
edit: nvm don't want to hurt sensitivities feelings
aka Teutonica
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-13 13:16:07
November 13 2013 13:14 GMT
#11565
What you just said Teut is going to SRS let's see how them feminists like your approval of RAPE O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O

Trying to find the best Miley Cyrus song, any reccomendations beyond the most obvious ones?
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23464 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-13 13:17:17
November 13 2013 13:16 GMT
#11566
dude easiest way to gain social status as a woman was (is still hue)by getting a rich/powerful guy to fall in love with you instead of doing the hard work of gaining combat skills leadership skills people skills AND overcoming gender barriers
but you couldn't be too much of a slut because then they wouldn't respect you

but its not your fault if you got raped (even if you planned for it to happen LOL)
aka Teutonica
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-13 13:20:02
November 13 2013 13:18 GMT
#11567
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-13 13:21:36
November 13 2013 13:18 GMT
#11568
If you valued being funny more you'd pay attention to my brand of being funny. qq
That being said, being in a state where I'll fall asleep if I don't splash water at my face every ~15 minutes gives me a pretty good excuse when the inevitable "but that wasn't funny" or "but we didn't even realise you were trying to be funny" comes around.

The secret to being more prepared than Batman is depriving oneself of sleep, "but I'm tired!" answer to any rebuke.
Edit: although being aware that a sentence isn't funny but posting it anyway because you're too tired to care/make the effort of deleting it has self-realisation virtues I guess. Time to get back to (tentatively) productive work.

I saw that Scip.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23464 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-13 13:24:45
November 13 2013 13:23 GMT
#11569
You're can't assume that you're funny but nobody sees your sense of humour
If only you see the humour of it there's a good chance that the same thing that makes you post extremely convoluted long rants also means seeing your humour also requires convoluted thought processes

since a joke is simply a difference between expected pathway and actual pathway, you need people to follow your line of thinking
if your line of thinking doesn't make any sense nobody is going to understand what the expected pathway was so the actual pathway isn't funny and also doesn't make any sense

speaking of doesn't make any sense
Scips completely irrelevant tangent about being drugged up and raping yourself as a hermaphrodite
that does nothing for social status and isn't physically possible and its impossible to rape yourself by definition it makes no sense on so many levels its actualy pretty funny LOL
aka Teutonica
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-13 13:26:20
November 13 2013 13:24 GMT
#11570
Now that we are getting into analyzing jokes, I need to know the most popular Miley Cyrus song so I can create a joke whose punchline will involve Cyrus the Great

are you sure your sig is correct? My dictionary says it's cogito not cognito
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23464 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-13 13:28:30
November 13 2013 13:27 GMT
#11571
shut up
I think like magneto ergo cogito
The original sig was something like (Cognito/cogito ergo doleo) which was the most emo shit I'd read in the LoL subforum so made my sig this on general principle, so there's a good chance I copy-pasted his and then replaced doleo with diablo but I also might just be a retard.
aka Teutonica
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
November 13 2013 13:28 GMT
#11572
I'm just telling you so you can stop embarassing yourself just like you have been in the past year at least

sorry for trying to be kind ans helpful
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
Sponkz
Profile Joined May 2011
Denmark4564 Posts
November 13 2013 13:28 GMT
#11573
On November 13 2013 22:14 Scip wrote:
What you just said Teut is going to SRS let's see how them feminists like your approval of RAPE O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O

Trying to find the best Miley Cyrus song, any reccomendations beyond the most obvious ones?



Party in the USA
hi
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23464 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-13 13:29:11
November 13 2013 13:28 GMT
#11574

On November 13 2013 22:28 Scip wrote:
I'm just telling you so you can stop embarassing yourself just like you have been in the past year at least

sorry for trying to be kind ans helpful

it wont get you laid this time scip
aka Teutonica
JonGalt
Profile Joined February 2013
Pootie too good!4331 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-13 13:33:12
November 13 2013 13:30 GMT
#11575
On November 13 2013 22:08 Slayer91 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 13 2013 22:06 Alaric wrote:
C'mon, you bag on me but you're afraid of Japan? :<


I just used the world japfags Alaric are you serious

Show nested quote +
On November 13 2013 20:26 Sponkz wrote:
Yeah i know Germans shouldn't feel responsible for their ancestors action, just like Danes shouldn't feel responsible for the raping and killing the Vikings did. That wasn't my point at all teut lol.


http://www.regia.org/viking2.htm

seems like Scandinavians treated their lower class better than the mainland euors/USA better even then LOL
Vikings I think had better diets and hygiene as well, if I was a poor peasant woman and I heard the Vikings were coming I'd put on my best dress and do up my hair to get some dude to rape me and take me back to a better lifestyle


HAHAHAHAHA oh god. I'm just Imagining two Scandinavian serfs gossiping at the local fjord while washing their best dresses.

@scip party in the USA top 5 miley songs ez.

edit: stealthy Japanese warriored by sponkz
LiquidLegends StaffWho is Jon Galt?
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
November 13 2013 13:31 GMT
#11576
Some location more persian than USA would certainly make thinking of a joke easier
don't worry, there will come a time when I will make a proper joke out of it and you will chuckle a tiny little bit.
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
November 13 2013 13:33 GMT
#11577
On November 13 2013 22:23 Slayer91 wrote:
You're can't assume that you're funny but nobody sees your sense of humour
If only you see the humour of it there's a good chance that the same thing that makes you post extremely convoluted long rants also means seeing your humour also requires convoluted thought processes

since a joke is simply a difference between expected pathway and actual pathway, you need people to follow your line of thinking
if your line of thinking doesn't make any sense nobody is going to understand what the expected pathway was so the actual pathway isn't funny and also doesn't make any sense

speaking of doesn't make any sense
Scips completely irrelevant tangent about being drugged up and raping yourself as a hermaphrodite
that does nothing for social status and isn't physically possible and its impossible to rape yourself by definition it makes no sense on so many levels its actualy pretty funny LOL

Shaddup I know I'm a stallion, y'all just have different physical beauty criterion.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
JonGalt
Profile Joined February 2013
Pootie too good!4331 Posts
November 13 2013 13:34 GMT
#11578
Party in the UAE?
LiquidLegends StaffWho is Jon Galt?
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23464 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-13 13:35:39
November 13 2013 13:35 GMT
#11579
LiquidParty in the USA
Hopped off a plane at P.A.X, with a dream and my TL-shirt
Welcome to the land of e-fame and sexless
whoa am I gonna fit in? (rhetorical)
Jumped onto the PC turned off the virus scanner
Look to the top, see the teamliquid banner

This is so crazy everyone's so efamous
My tummy's turning and im feeling kinda homesick
Too much pressure and im nervous
That's when I clicked on the league subforum

And the Prince-Xizor flame was on
And the Prince-Xizor flame was on
And the Prince-Xizor flame was on

work in progress lewl
aka Teutonica
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-13 13:44:58
November 13 2013 13:42 GMT
#11580
I demand that it be actually sung with a music video and editing and all
kinda something like this video?
+ Show Spoiler +


anyway Im off to bed for a little bit
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
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