EPTLOL 87% match
Fuck me.
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yamato77
11589 Posts
LOL 87% match Fuck me. | ||
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wei2coolman
United States60033 Posts
On February 14 2015 17:18 yamato77 wrote: I just saw one of my old girlfriends from years ago on a dating site. LOL 87% match Fuck me. 13% not match. 13 = unlucky number sounds like you dodged a bullet. | ||
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eieio
United States14512 Posts
so spooky | ||
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yamato77
11589 Posts
On February 14 2015 17:30 wei2coolman wrote: 13% not match. 13 = unlucky number sounds like you dodged a bullet. I felt it whiz right by my ear. >_> On February 14 2015 17:40 eieio wrote: plus it was just friday the 13th so spooky roflmao | ||
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PrinceXizor
United States17713 Posts
oh.. february 14th. oh... i fucking missed a whole day. | ||
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Parnage
United States7414 Posts
On February 14 2015 18:09 PrinceXizor wrote: Hello everyone, I have a story to tell. i go to bed after watching wave play MTGO, then when i wake up i look around, its still dark, i roll out of bed, eyes are slow to open. i look at my bottle of water and down it, i haven't been this thirsty in a long time. I throw on some gym shorts and walk out to the mirror and sink where i keep my contacts, put those in, head out to get some breakfast before I shower, take two steps into the kitchen. everything is clean, like super super clean. normally i'm the one that does this so i'm a little confused. i open the fridge, a lot of stuff is in there i don't remember, i open the front door and look outside, it's super foggy and i can't see much, but I can tell it'll be a nice day. So i go back to my cereal, finish it, clean the bowl and head back to my room to grab some clean clothes for my shower, I look around for a bit, grab some clothes then take a shower, as i step in the water goes from hot to cold and it seems like we have no hot water. I finish quickly and put on my clothes, and walk out to set the coffee maker, i set it, then glance down at the timer on the machine. 3:40 am. wtf? this shit is always wrong, then i head back to my room turn on my computer and grab my phone, check for any messages. 3:41 am. oh.. february 14th. oh... i fucking missed a whole day. Welcome back to the land of the living. It's okay here. | ||
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yamato77
11589 Posts
On February 14 2015 18:09 PrinceXizor wrote: Hello everyone, I have a story to tell. i go to bed after watching wave play MTGO, then when i wake up i look around, its still dark, i roll out of bed, eyes are slow to open. i look at my bottle of water and down it, i haven't been this thirsty in a long time. I throw on some gym shorts and walk out to the mirror and sink where i keep my contacts, put those in, head out to get some breakfast before I shower, take two steps into the kitchen. everything is clean, like super super clean. normally i'm the one that does this so i'm a little confused. i open the fridge, a lot of stuff is in there i don't remember, i open the front door and look outside, it's super foggy and i can't see much, but I can tell it'll be a nice day. So i go back to my cereal, finish it, clean the bowl and head back to my room to grab some clean clothes for my shower, I look around for a bit, grab some clothes then take a shower, as i step in the water goes from hot to cold and it seems like we have no hot water. I finish quickly and put on my clothes, and walk out to set the coffee maker, i set it, then glance down at the timer on the machine. 3:40 am. wtf? this shit is always wrong, then i head back to my room turn on my computer and grab my phone, check for any messages. 3:41 am. oh.. february 14th. oh... i fucking missed a whole day. If only I could miss a whole day like that ROFL. | ||
TheEmulator
28102 Posts
On February 14 2015 07:06 Cixah wrote: I just got a rampage as mid CM in Ranked. 3.5k MMR. I'm 5.5k and I've never won a game with CM  | ||
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PrinceXizor
United States17713 Posts
On February 14 2015 18:22 yamato77 wrote: If only I could miss a whole day like that ROFL. I'm not totally unused to it, but this one came out of no where. freaked me out a bit. | ||
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Gahlo
United States35174 Posts
On February 14 2015 18:09 PrinceXizor wrote: Hello everyone, I have a story to tell. i go to bed after watching wave play MTGO, then when i wake up i look around, its still dark, i roll out of bed, eyes are slow to open. i look at my bottle of water and down it, i haven't been this thirsty in a long time. I throw on some gym shorts and walk out to the mirror and sink where i keep my contacts, put those in, head out to get some breakfast before I shower, take two steps into the kitchen. everything is clean, like super super clean. normally i'm the one that does this so i'm a little confused. i open the fridge, a lot of stuff is in there i don't remember, i open the front door and look outside, it's super foggy and i can't see much, but I can tell it'll be a nice day. So i go back to my cereal, finish it, clean the bowl and head back to my room to grab some clean clothes for my shower, I look around for a bit, grab some clothes then take a shower, as i step in the water goes from hot to cold and it seems like we have no hot water. I finish quickly and put on my clothes, and walk out to set the coffee maker, i set it, then glance down at the timer on the machine. 3:40 am. wtf? this shit is always wrong, then i head back to my room turn on my computer and grab my phone, check for any messages. 3:41 am. oh.. february 14th. oh... i fucking missed a whole day. That catch up sleep though. | ||
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Alaric
France45622 Posts
I gave a guy his main, Fiora, because I had no idea on the tower an thought "oh well, no cc" and it was the first champ near my cursor. Reason wasn't that he had Fiora, AD Janna + Zac played for the first time by a level 22 guy who never played melees barely didn't bully Fiora and Braum out because "missing 2 mana to kill that guy", "the auto after he flashed left him at 7 HP" etc. and then he gets a triple out of nowhere because we weren't on Skype in our game and one guy turns around, suicides on her before I can shield him (he was ignited) which grants her 6, the HP makes her survive the last auto and the ult lets her kill us. It's like playing with beginners again, there's nothing unlaneable because most silvers (I think almost everyone save a handful are Bronze/Silver in the group) lack the fundamentals to do well on the champs they don't know. | ||
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Crusnik
United States5378 Posts
On February 14 2015 13:24 wei2coolman wrote: Hope you're getting paid well. Otherwise find a new job. For that particular job, it's around $30~/hour, minimum wage for the drive time. The other two are standard, but I'm going to refuse to work weekends, since I did quit this job before due to burnout after working 7-6 almost every fucking day, longer if you include the commute. | ||
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WaveofShadow
Canada31495 Posts
On February 14 2015 18:09 PrinceXizor wrote: Hello everyone, I have a story to tell. i go to bed after watching wave play MTGO, then when i wake up i look around, its still dark, i roll out of bed, eyes are slow to open. i look at my bottle of water and down it, i haven't been this thirsty in a long time. I throw on some gym shorts and walk out to the mirror and sink where i keep my contacts, put those in, head out to get some breakfast before I shower, take two steps into the kitchen. everything is clean, like super super clean. normally i'm the one that does this so i'm a little confused. i open the fridge, a lot of stuff is in there i don't remember, i open the front door and look outside, it's super foggy and i can't see much, but I can tell it'll be a nice day. So i go back to my cereal, finish it, clean the bowl and head back to my room to grab some clean clothes for my shower, I look around for a bit, grab some clothes then take a shower, as i step in the water goes from hot to cold and it seems like we have no hot water. I finish quickly and put on my clothes, and walk out to set the coffee maker, i set it, then glance down at the timer on the machine. 3:40 am. wtf? this shit is always wrong, then i head back to my room turn on my computer and grab my phone, check for any messages. 3:41 am. oh.. february 14th. oh... i fucking missed a whole day. What the fuck? Even after not sleeping for >24h that has never come close to happening to me. What were you doing? | ||
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Numy
South Africa35471 Posts
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PrinceXizor
United States17713 Posts
On February 14 2015 22:01 WaveofShadow wrote: What the fuck? Even after not sleeping for >24h that has never come close to happening to me. What were you doing? Laying down with my eyes closed breathing regularly, the way everyone does it? but its not particularly unusual for me to sleep 18+ hours when depressive, but i'm not right now so i was confusing. | ||
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mordek
United States12705 Posts
Obligatory, depending on kid. And good luck Cixah! May you draw lands only when you need them. | ||
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Numy
South Africa35471 Posts
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Cixah
United States11285 Posts
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Scip
Czech Republic11293 Posts
I feel refreshed | ||
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mordek
United States12705 Posts
sorry heroes too laggy with stream. let me know if there's something i can do to make it work better  | ||
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