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Rockafellalp
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Requizen
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onlywonderboy
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Slayer91
Ireland23342 Posts
you mentioned pretty twice if she wasn't black the story would be "ditched a friend to get some pussy" standard | ||
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jcarlsoniv
United States27922 Posts
On January 09 2015 08:04 PrinceXizor wrote: i don't know what you guys expected. no story is going to make me not sound stupid when i get white guilted into sex. that's mostly because you were stupid not finding someone attractive is not something to feel guilty about, especially when that's not the actual reason you didn't want to leave with her edit - which isn't to say I didn't find the story hilariously entertaining | ||
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Rockafellalp
Canada356 Posts
Ps. Fuck white boys girl. | ||
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PrinceXizor
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onlywonderboy
United States23745 Posts
On January 09 2015 08:05 jcarlsoniv wrote: that's mostly because you were stupid not finding someone attractive is not something to feel guilty about, especially when that's not the actual reason you didn't want to leave with her edit - which isn't to say I didn't find the story hilariously entertaining Yeah I'm at least amused. | ||
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PrinceXizor
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onlywonderboy
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Parnage
United States7414 Posts
On January 09 2015 08:08 PrinceXizor wrote: You guys wanna hear the story about how i narrowly dodged becoming a father by passing out in an ant hill? You don't get to not tell that story. Real or not I'm curious to wtf did you do. | ||
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Rockafellalp
Canada356 Posts
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AsmodeusXI
United States15536 Posts
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sung_moon
United States10110 Posts
Really really good from where I'm at so far. Music is top notch imo too. | ||
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PrinceXizor
United States17713 Posts
So i'm about 8 or 9 shots of fireball in when this girl i had met at a previous party where i blacked out and was drunk asshole to her friend who was trying to get with me because i THOUGHT i had beer goggles, but turns out i was just a drunk asshole. anyway this chick shows up, immediately starts talking with me, the alcohol arrives and people start playing beer pong and flip cup and dancing and everything, we partner up for beer pong and laugh together and all that stuff we end up losing to some guys who play in beer pong tournaments because thats a thing i learned existed that year. shes getting really drunk slash into me and we're talking. Things start to slow down a bit here because i blacked out but i remember sitting outside around 1 am by the pool chatting with her and she's sitting on my lap. i'm told that she went to get a beer with me and then we're talking outside and i walked out of the screened in porch are and disappear, she goes off to party with the group of guys she came with, ends up doing a strip tease thing upstairs and i'm passed out in an ant hill, she leaves with some other guy because she couldnt find me i guess, and 3 months later on facebook "guess what! andrew and I are having a baby!." 6 months later the baby is born. and i still have no children. | ||
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onlywonderboy
United States23745 Posts
On January 09 2015 08:19 PrinceXizor wrote: + Show Spoiler + So the same DJ friend of mine was throwing a crazy house party, but for some god forsaken reason no one was told they were supposed to pick up the alcohol, so i show up with my handle of fireball and realize as we're setting up. i'm the only one with alcohol in the entire party, while someone else runs out to get the 2 kegs and however many bottles of liquor we had bought but never picked up. DJ sets up and starts playing, people start showing up, rightly wondering where the fuck the alcohol is, so i'm trying to keep everyone happy pouring shots, but naturally no one wants to drink alone and they think its awkward if a dude is just pouring his own liquor for shots and isn't drinking it, so i end up taking shots with the first couple dozen people that came (not 1 at a time, groups thankfully). so i'm about 8 or 9 shots of fireball in when this girl i had met at a previous party where i blacked out and was drunk asshole to her friend who was trying to get with me because i THOUGHT i had beer goggles, but turns out i was just a drunk asshole. anyway this chick shows up, immediately starts talking with me, the alcohol arrives and people start playing beer pong and flip cup and dancing and everything, we partner up for beer pong and laugh together and all that stuff we end up losing to some guys who play in beer pong tournaments because thats a thing i learned existed that year. shes getting really drunk slash into me and we're talking. things start to slow down a bit here because i blacked out but i remember sitting outside around 1 am by the pool chatting with her and she's sitting on my lap. i'm told that she went to get a beer with me and then we're talking outside and i walked out of the screened in porch are and disappear, she goes off to party with the group of guys she came with, ends up doing a strip tease thing upstairs and i'm passed out in an ant hill, she leaves with some other guy because she couldnt find me i guess, and 3 months later on facebook "guess what! andrew and I are having a baby!." 6 months later the baby is born. and i still have no children Line breaks pls. | ||
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PrinceXizor
United States17713 Posts
On January 09 2015 08:21 onlywonderboy wrote: Line breaks pls. Is this better for those of you who hate my stream of consciousness writing to get you guys the story sooner? + Show Spoiler + So the same DJ friend of mine was throwing a crazy house party, but for some god forsaken reason no one was told they were supposed to pick up the alcohol, so i show up with my handle of fireball and realize as we're setting up. i'm the only one with alcohol in the entire party, while someone else runs out to get the 2 kegs and however many bottles of liquor we had bought but never picked up. DJ sets up and starts playing, people start showing up, rightly wondering where the fuck the alcohol is, so i'm trying to keep everyone happy pouring shots, but naturally no one wants to drink alone and they think its awkward if a dude is just pouring his own liquor for shots and isn't drinking it, so i end up taking shots with the first couple dozen people that came (not 1 at a time, groups thankfully). so i'm about 8 or 9 shots of fireball in when this girl i had met at a previous party where i blacked out and was drunk asshole to her friend who was trying to get with me because i THOUGHT i had beer goggles, but turns out i was just a drunk asshole. anyway this chick shows up, immediately starts talking with me, the alcohol arrives and people start playing beer pong and flip cup and dancing and everything, we partner up for beer pong and laugh together and all that stuff we end up losing to some guys who play in beer pong tournaments because thats a thing i learned existed that year. shes getting really drunk slash into me and we're talking. things start to slow down a bit here because i blacked out but i remember sitting outside around 1 am by the pool chatting with her and she's sitting on my lap. i'm told that she went to get a beer with me and then we're talking outside and i walked out of the screened in porch are and disappear, she goes off to party with the group of guys she came with, ends up doing a strip tease thing upstairs and i'm passed out in an ant hill, she leaves with some other guy because she couldnt find me i guess, and 3 months later on facebook "guess what! andrew and I are having a baby!." 6 months later the baby is born. and i still have no children. | ||
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jcarlsoniv
United States27922 Posts
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Crusnik
United States5378 Posts
On January 09 2015 08:25 jcarlsoniv wrote: sensationalized headline, story not nearly as interesting Also this, 4/10 not as entertaining. | ||
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PrinceXizor
United States17713 Posts
On January 09 2015 08:25 Crusnik wrote: Alcohol, because no good story every started with a salad. Also this, 4/10 not as entertaining. actually i had a salad the day i met snoop dog. but that story is really more just cool for me than interesting for other people. i had a salad with a really salty dressing and i was walking home from the restaurant an went inside a bar along the way to get a glass of water because i was in the historic district of saint augustine and i'd have to go out of my way for a gas station with the mostly pedestrian roads, so i get some water and sit at the bar and the guy next to me is snoop dog, who has just played a concert the day before in town, and i said hey to him told him i liked his music and drank my water, left a small tip for the bartender and went home. | ||
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