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phyvo
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States5635 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-01-08 22:48:15
January 08 2015 22:47 GMT
#79001
On January 09 2015 07:40 ComaDose wrote:
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On January 09 2015 07:40 PrinceXizor wrote:
On January 09 2015 07:39 ComaDose wrote:
what? the first white guy to land here made sex slaves out of the women he found

to be fair though, the vikings made slaves of literally anyone they found.

well yeah but we arn't celebrating viking raid day


Well thanksgiving is about the native americans and pilgrims coming together, not about the first white guys to land in america. The pilgrims weren't even the first european settlement in the americas, that was Jamestown (unless you count the vikings as european... I don't know how that works).
"BE A MANGO TO SLEEP LIKE A SNORING TIGER" - Monte
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
January 08 2015 22:47 GMT
#79002
I have some pretty cringe worthy stories of lack of confidence girl fails from back in the day.
They make me cringe just to think about
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
PrinceXizor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States17713 Posts
January 08 2015 22:47 GMT
#79003
On January 09 2015 07:42 Slayer91 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 09 2015 07:40 PrinceXizor wrote:
On January 09 2015 07:39 ComaDose wrote:
what? the first white guy to land here made sex slaves out of the women he found

to be fair though, the vikings made slaves of literally anyone they found.


for what its worth the vikings were supposed to be a lot sexier than the dudes they were rapping
like apparently had better hygiene and diets and probably bigger and stronger
and their slaves were treated decently I think, you weren't a slave for life afaik

plus they only stole the hot women thats why all the Scandinavian women are smoking while UK is full of mingers

I guess the conclusion is that taking over the place and taking all the women is pretty much the racial pastime

you could save up money and purchase your freedom, but if your master died you had to throw yourself on the funeral pyre and die with him.
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
January 08 2015 22:48 GMT
#79004
On January 09 2015 07:47 phyvo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 09 2015 07:40 ComaDose wrote:
On January 09 2015 07:40 PrinceXizor wrote:
On January 09 2015 07:39 ComaDose wrote:
what? the first white guy to land here made sex slaves out of the women he found

to be fair though, the vikings made slaves of literally anyone they found.

well yeah but we arn't celebrating viking raid day


Well thanksgiving is about the native americans and pilgrims coming together, not about the first white guys to land in america. The pilgrims weren't even the first european settlement in the americas, that was Jamestown (unless you count the vikings as european... I don't know how that works).

yeah thanksgiving isn't even half as ironic as Columbus day.
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
Frudgey
Profile Joined September 2012
Canada3367 Posts
January 08 2015 22:48 GMT
#79005
On January 09 2015 07:47 WaveofShadow wrote:
I have some pretty cringe worthy stories of lack of confidence girl fails from back in the day.
They make me cringe just to think about

How much do I need to donate in order for you to tell one story?
It is better to die for The Emperor than live for yourself.
Rockafellalp
Profile Joined December 2014
Canada356 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-01-08 22:50:22
January 08 2015 22:49 GMT
#79006
It's not worth cringing over it. Just a funny story to add to the vault of endless fuck ups with women.




Someone get PX to tell his fucking story already.
Parnage
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States7414 Posts
January 08 2015 22:49 GMT
#79007
On January 09 2015 07:40 jcarlsoniv wrote:
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On January 09 2015 07:37 phyvo wrote:
On the other side of the white guilt thing though, there are definitely parts of history that it causes us to paint inaccurately. For instance, on thanksgiving we often lump the pilgrims with the start of the killing of all native americans when, in reality, they co-existed peacefully with the natives for 50 years. That peace was only broken by the later settlers in the Massachusetts Bay Colony who had more commercial interests than the pilgrims (who came mostly for religious freedom). The pilgrims did their best to stand up for the natives who, after all, saved their butts from starvation, but were foiled at every turn by the leaders of the Bay Colony. After the war the natives were eventually shipped to a tiny island "reservation" to starve to death. One pilgrim in particular tried to bring them food but unfortunately the Bay Colony wouldn't even let him do that. All the natives died.

It's still a really sad story but it at least shows that there was good to go along with all the bad and makes the historical part of thanksgiving feel much better for me.


I don't feel bad for what my ancestors did. It sucks that shitty things happened to people, but I can't do a thing about it other than live with (what I think to be) a fairly good moral compass. I don't feel white guilt because it's not my fault that I was born white, nor is it my fault that one race has historically oppressed another race.


Despite what tumblr may tell you, your skin color and how bad of a person you can be do not in fact go hand in hand. History is littered with tragedy and horrible things from people of all backgrounds and places.

Humans are a violent species, but there is great good in them kal el err wrong script sorry...

Anyway whats everyone up to tonight?
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WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
January 08 2015 22:52 GMT
#79008
On January 09 2015 07:49 Rockafellalp wrote:
It's not worth cringing over it. Just a funny story to add to the vault of endless fuck ups with women.




Someone get PX to tell his fucking story already.

Pretty much this
Someone should bribe him with some sort of crispy salty treat.
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
Parnage
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States7414 Posts
January 08 2015 22:53 GMT
#79009
On January 09 2015 07:47 phyvo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 09 2015 07:40 ComaDose wrote:
On January 09 2015 07:40 PrinceXizor wrote:
On January 09 2015 07:39 ComaDose wrote:
what? the first white guy to land here made sex slaves out of the women he found

to be fair though, the vikings made slaves of literally anyone they found.

well yeah but we arn't celebrating viking raid day


Well thanksgiving is about the native americans and pilgrims coming together, not about the first white guys to land in america. The pilgrims weren't even the first european settlement in the americas, that was Jamestown (unless you count the vikings as european... I don't know how that works).


Jamestown was the first successful settlement, Roanoke was the first excluding viking settlements that may or may not of been around still not sure on that.
While we're on it, Columbus was an Italian working for Spain, and yes not a very good person. I still don't understand why he's thought of as some white guy.
-orb- Fan. Live the Nal_rA dream. || Yordles are cool.
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-01-08 22:56:09
January 08 2015 22:54 GMT
#79010
black woman was coming onto px and he couldnt say no cause he was afraid to look racist the end

italians and spanish are considered caucasian no? they may not be anglo saxon or w.e. but pretty sure they are "white"
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
January 08 2015 22:55 GMT
#79011
On January 09 2015 07:54 ComaDose wrote:
black woman was coming onto px and he couldnt say no cause he was afraid to look racist the end


tell me another!
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23342 Posts
January 08 2015 22:56 GMT
#79012
On January 09 2015 07:47 PrinceXizor wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 09 2015 07:42 Slayer91 wrote:
On January 09 2015 07:40 PrinceXizor wrote:
On January 09 2015 07:39 ComaDose wrote:
what? the first white guy to land here made sex slaves out of the women he found

to be fair though, the vikings made slaves of literally anyone they found.


for what its worth the vikings were supposed to be a lot sexier than the dudes they were rapping
like apparently had better hygiene and diets and probably bigger and stronger
and their slaves were treated decently I think, you weren't a slave for life afaik

plus they only stole the hot women thats why all the Scandinavian women are smoking while UK is full of mingers

I guess the conclusion is that taking over the place and taking all the women is pretty much the racial pastime

you could save up money and purchase your freedom, but if your master died you had to throw yourself on the funeral pyre and die with him.


its secretly to stop slaves killing em mothafuckas and bailing
Marmy
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Iran1697 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-01-08 23:02:22
January 08 2015 23:00 GMT
#79013
On January 09 2015 07:30 Slayer91 wrote:
Question 1: who is marmy
Question 2: who is rockafella lp
im out of the loop guise

maybe its because I dont have post counts to save me now
if there was a guy with low posts and from the united states id probably not pay attention if they posted more than a few times

You can remember me as that kid that sucks at everything
On January 09 2015 07:34 Scip wrote:
marmy is the prince of persia, he moved to US and studies the same highschool Ghandi does
rockafellalp is a canadian who sells chips, he used to have a different account with 4k+ posts but then decided he didn't like the name and made a new account.

also, that was the weirdest statement Ive ever read PX.




On January 09 2015 07:33 Parnage wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 09 2015 07:31 WaveofShadow wrote:
On January 09 2015 07:13 PrinceXizor wrote:
I mean i'm gonna avoid the guy who looks like he's got a gun tucked into his pants, but if its just a dude i dont care ever. but white guilt seeps in the strangest situations. i once slept with a girl solely because of white guilt.

Uh, wat
Storytime


I don't think I want to know, because no matter how he explains it I'm going to be massively disappointed in some fashion.

Also yeah, Marmy is jeff the younger and Rock is Rocky, he's a cool guy. Marmy showed up when Jeff went on vacation(alien abduction?) and Rocky showed up after chips left. Both are cool guys.

Lastly: Marmy this is not twitter, you can type longer here. Please do, we'd love your insight on topics like swimming, and advertisement.


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Firstly I was here before Jeff went on vacation (I think)
Fine, lets talk about how Christianity is the inferior religion, and how being a Muslim is superior.
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PrinceXizor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States17713 Posts
January 08 2015 23:00 GMT
#79014
On January 09 2015 07:31 WaveofShadow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 09 2015 07:13 PrinceXizor wrote:
I mean i'm gonna avoid the guy who looks like he's got a gun tucked into his pants, but if its just a dude i dont care ever. but white guilt seeps in the strangest situations. i once slept with a girl solely because of white guilt.

Uh, wat
Storytime

K so i was at a nightclub where my friend was DJing for the night, i was coming along in order to support him and go to the after party because i have no car. and a group came in and was going hard right by me being real hype and everything, so I'm laughing and having fun with them, and this pretty black girl comes up to me and starts asking me about myself and generally hitting on me. Her friends look over at me and see whats going on and smile and do that drunk girl woo shit. she laughs and we're talking now. She asks why i'm here and i mention my friend DJing at the time, and she cuts me off an drunkenly asks me to come with her and her friends back to their house. I'm trying to politely get out of it because I committed to going to the after party with my friends and i have no way of getting home from her place, and who the hell knows where it is (spoilers its about a 65 minute walk), and she takes me backing out as me not finding her attractive. so i'm stumbling trying to explain that i just have a prior commitment and i can't go with her. Eventually it gets awkward and i start to feel bad because thats what i do when pretty girls pout, and a friend of hers i hear tell her, you know fuck white boys girl, and that breaks me and i tell her i'll come with her, i miss a crazy after party where my friend had to dodge a threesome with these two dancers we know because he was in a relationship.and i sleep with the pretty black girl because i got white guilted into it and i walk home the next morning and apologize to my friends when i get back.
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
January 08 2015 23:02 GMT
#79015
LOOOOOOOOOOL
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
January 08 2015 23:03 GMT
#79016
On January 09 2015 08:00 PrinceXizor wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 09 2015 07:31 WaveofShadow wrote:
On January 09 2015 07:13 PrinceXizor wrote:
I mean i'm gonna avoid the guy who looks like he's got a gun tucked into his pants, but if its just a dude i dont care ever. but white guilt seeps in the strangest situations. i once slept with a girl solely because of white guilt.

Uh, wat
Storytime

K so i was at a nightclub where my friend was DJing for the night, i was coming along in order to support him and go to the after party because i have no car. and a group came in and was going hard right by me being real hype and everything, so I'm laughing and having fun with them, and this pretty black girl comes up to me and starts asking me about myself and generally hitting on me. Her friends look over at me and see whats going on and smile and do that drunk girl woo shit. she laughs and we're talking now. She asks why i'm here and i mention my friend DJing at the time, and she cuts me off an drunkenly asks me to come with her and her friends back to their house. I'm trying to politely get out of it because I committed to going to the after party with my friends and i have no way of getting home from her place, and who the hell knows where it is (spoilers its about a 65 minute walk), and she takes me backing out as me not finding her attractive. so i'm stumbling trying to explain that i just have a prior commitment and i can't go with her. Eventually it gets awkward and i start to feel bad because thats what i do when pretty girls pout, and a friend of hers i hear tell her, you know fuck white boys girl, and that breaks me and i tell her i'll come with her, i miss a crazy after party where my friend had to dodge a threesome with these two dancers we know because he was in a relationship.and i sleep with the pretty black girl because i got white guilted into it and i walk home the next morning and apologize to my friends when i get back.


you're an idiot lol
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
January 08 2015 23:03 GMT
#79017
rofl
10/10
A backwards poet writes inverse.
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
January 08 2015 23:03 GMT
#79018
Wow
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
PrinceXizor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States17713 Posts
January 08 2015 23:04 GMT
#79019
i don't know what you guys expected. no story is going to make me not sound stupid when i get white guilted into sex.
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
January 08 2015 23:04 GMT
#79020
I was right! but its better the way you tell it.
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
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