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GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
October 25 2013 16:09 GMT
#7881
Chicks dig fancy scrambled eggs.
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Zess
Profile Joined July 2012
Adun Toridas!9144 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-25 16:11:26
October 25 2013 16:09 GMT
#7882
On October 26 2013 00:47 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 26 2013 00:45 mordek wrote:
As far as I know we're dressing the baby up as a panda cub and going as zookeepers... that's the best we could do lol.


Make him Amumu!

At one of my meetings our icebreaker was "worst halloween costumes" and one person said from ages 4-7 her parents dressed her up as a mummy but did it really shitty and it traumatized her for life.

On October 26 2013 01:08 AsmodeusXI wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 26 2013 01:01 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
I'm slowly learning to cook as a backup plan in case I become forever alone. To do this I've been watching copious amounts of shows starring Gordon Ramsey.

It's all for science, obviously.


Cooking is a good skill toi have. Your food is cheaper, more likely to be better for you, and will generally taste better than if you went to most restaurants.

Cooking also helps to NOT be forever alone.



Learning to cook is a double edged sword. You attract all the ladies, esp the ones who are godawful at cooking by some fluke of social context, but now the problem is you're stuck cooking. As one of my birthday gifts for 2011 my girlfriend said she'd cook for me. Still waiting on that zzzzzzz
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ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
October 25 2013 16:11 GMT
#7883
On October 26 2013 01:01 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
I'm slowly learning to cook as a backup plan in case I become forever alone. To do this I've been watching copious amounts of shows starring Gordon Ramsey.

It's all for science, obviously.

heh iuno about the merits of your original plan to find someone that would cook for you all the time. mind you maybe i just have bad luck with that.
At least I have become a good cook as a result!
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-25 16:12:56
October 25 2013 16:11 GMT
#7884
Duly noted. I'm open to any suggestions that don't cost a lot of money.

You teach your significant other to cook. If she(he) is hesitant you just make it a collaborative date activity. Pretty soon sharing the responsibility is no problem
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
October 25 2013 16:13 GMT
#7885
On October 26 2013 01:11 ComaDose wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 26 2013 01:01 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
I'm slowly learning to cook as a backup plan in case I become forever alone. To do this I've been watching copious amounts of shows starring Gordon Ramsey.

It's all for science, obviously.

heh iuno about the merits of your original plan to find someone that would cook for you all the time. mind you maybe i just have bad luck with that.
At least I have become a good cook as a result!

It's not the mountain that's important.
It's the climb.

-Miley Cyrus
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
October 25 2013 16:14 GMT
#7886
On October 26 2013 01:09 xes wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 26 2013 00:47 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On October 26 2013 00:45 mordek wrote:
As far as I know we're dressing the baby up as a panda cub and going as zookeepers... that's the best we could do lol.


Make him Amumu!

At one of my meetings our icebreaker was "worst halloween costumes" and one person said from ages 4-7 her parents dressed her up as a mummy but did it really shitty and it traumatized her for life.

Show nested quote +
On October 26 2013 01:08 AsmodeusXI wrote:
On October 26 2013 01:01 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
I'm slowly learning to cook as a backup plan in case I become forever alone. To do this I've been watching copious amounts of shows starring Gordon Ramsey.

It's all for science, obviously.


Cooking is a good skill toi have. Your food is cheaper, more likely to be better for you, and will generally taste better than if you went to most restaurants.

Cooking also helps to NOT be forever alone.



Learning to cook is a double edged sword. You attract all the ladies, esp the ones who are godawful at cooking by some fluke of social context, but now the problem is you're stuck cooking. As one of my birthday gifts for 2011 my girlfriend said she'd cook for me. Still waiting on that zzzzzzz

My dad is the one who cooks out of my parents, but he seems to enjoy it. Probably why I never learned.
It's your boy Guzma!
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
October 25 2013 16:14 GMT
#7887
I went as donny darko one year. but not as his halloween costume. i went like this + Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
and drew the time remaining on my arm.

worst Halloween costume ever.
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
Zess
Profile Joined July 2012
Adun Toridas!9144 Posts
October 25 2013 16:14 GMT
#7888
On October 26 2013 01:13 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 26 2013 01:11 ComaDose wrote:
On October 26 2013 01:01 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
I'm slowly learning to cook as a backup plan in case I become forever alone. To do this I've been watching copious amounts of shows starring Gordon Ramsey.

It's all for science, obviously.

heh iuno about the merits of your original plan to find someone that would cook for you all the time. mind you maybe i just have bad luck with that.
At least I have become a good cook as a result!

It's not the mountain that's important.
It's the climb.

-Miley Cyrus

It's not the mountain that's important.
It's the climb.

-Adolf Hitler
Administrator@TL_Zess
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wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
October 25 2013 16:15 GMT
#7889
On October 26 2013 01:08 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 26 2013 01:07 Dandel Ion wrote:
I can cook enough to not die.

Close enough

I've learned since college that the frozen bag meals that you make in a covered pan are like the best thing to make you think you can cook.

The opposite is Ramen or canned soup.

Nah. Slow cooker is the best way to start learning how to cook. It's insanely forgiving way to cook.
liftlift > tsm
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
October 25 2013 16:18 GMT
#7890
On October 26 2013 01:09 xes wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 26 2013 00:47 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On October 26 2013 00:45 mordek wrote:
As far as I know we're dressing the baby up as a panda cub and going as zookeepers... that's the best we could do lol.


Make him Amumu!

At one of my meetings our icebreaker was "worst halloween costumes" and one person said from ages 4-7 her parents dressed her up as a mummy but did it really shitty and it traumatized her for life.



moral of the story, don't make it a shitty mummy costume
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GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-25 16:20:50
October 25 2013 16:19 GMT
#7891
On October 26 2013 01:14 xes wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 26 2013 01:13 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
On October 26 2013 01:11 ComaDose wrote:
On October 26 2013 01:01 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
I'm slowly learning to cook as a backup plan in case I become forever alone. To do this I've been watching copious amounts of shows starring Gordon Ramsey.

It's all for science, obviously.

heh iuno about the merits of your original plan to find someone that would cook for you all the time. mind you maybe i just have bad luck with that.
At least I have become a good cook as a result!

It's not the mountain that's important.
It's the climb.

-Miley Cyrus

It's not the mountain that's important.
It's the climb.

-Adolf Hitler

I'm in a Jewish Temple right now.

You've just gone and made me sacrilegious.

Dick.

Would just like to add that I have become the white god of Ramen at my household. It tastes like Jesus.

Oh good Hitler and Jesus in one post, sweet Buddha how much more damage can I do?
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
October 25 2013 16:22 GMT
#7892
Man. I wish I was young enough to go trick or treat again. Free candy is the best
liftlift > tsm
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
October 25 2013 16:23 GMT
#7893
On October 26 2013 01:19 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 26 2013 01:14 xes wrote:
On October 26 2013 01:13 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
On October 26 2013 01:11 ComaDose wrote:
On October 26 2013 01:01 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
I'm slowly learning to cook as a backup plan in case I become forever alone. To do this I've been watching copious amounts of shows starring Gordon Ramsey.

It's all for science, obviously.

heh iuno about the merits of your original plan to find someone that would cook for you all the time. mind you maybe i just have bad luck with that.
At least I have become a good cook as a result!

It's not the mountain that's important.
It's the climb.

-Miley Cyrus

It's not the mountain that's important.
It's the climb.

-Adolf Hitler

I'm in a Jewish Temple right now.

You've just gone and made me sacrilegious.

Dick.

Would just like to add that I have become the white god of Ramen at my household. It tastes like Jesus.

Oh good Hitler and Jesus in one post, sweet Buddha how much more damage can I do?


Man this cheeseburger is really good.
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
October 25 2013 16:24 GMT
#7894
On October 26 2013 01:23 AsmodeusXI wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 26 2013 01:19 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
On October 26 2013 01:14 xes wrote:
On October 26 2013 01:13 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
On October 26 2013 01:11 ComaDose wrote:
On October 26 2013 01:01 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
I'm slowly learning to cook as a backup plan in case I become forever alone. To do this I've been watching copious amounts of shows starring Gordon Ramsey.

It's all for science, obviously.

heh iuno about the merits of your original plan to find someone that would cook for you all the time. mind you maybe i just have bad luck with that.
At least I have become a good cook as a result!

It's not the mountain that's important.
It's the climb.

-Miley Cyrus

It's not the mountain that's important.
It's the climb.

-Adolf Hitler

I'm in a Jewish Temple right now.

You've just gone and made me sacrilegious.

Dick.

Would just like to add that I have become the white god of Ramen at my household. It tastes like Jesus.

Oh good Hitler and Jesus in one post, sweet Buddha how much more damage can I do?


Man this cheeseburger is really good.

I worked like 11 hours yesterday and then got off and had a Five Guys Bacon Cheeseburger. It tasted like everything I ever wanted in life and more.
It's your boy Guzma!
Zdrastochye
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Ivory Coast6262 Posts
October 25 2013 16:25 GMT
#7895
http://www.buzzfeed.com/hunterschwarz/theres-a-pushup-bra-for-men-that-will-give-you-bigger-pecs?bffb

Will this make me carry harder when yolo queuing it up?
Hey! How you doin'?
Nos-
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada12016 Posts
October 25 2013 16:29 GMT
#7896
that looks so god damn stupid
Bronze player stuck in platinum
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
October 25 2013 16:30 GMT
#7897
$50 for fake pecs on a shirt lol. Who the fuck.
It's your boy Guzma!
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-25 16:32:58
October 25 2013 16:31 GMT
#7898
On October 25 2013 23:45 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 25 2013 19:47 Alaric wrote:
I just noticed Gandhi posted the Shi Tennō battles theme from MonMusu in our VGM fad a few pages back. Other people actually played that? õ_o

(Someone also gets bonus points for putting some DK and Wario Land 4 music in there.)

So many people played that shit game, man.

It's so bad. But it did have one or two good tracks.

EDIT: Also guys, Gandhi is Gandhisauce, a clearly far inferior player to me, GhandiEAGLE

Yeah, well, that's like, your opinion, ô sacrificial la- feathery thing. I found it pretty good considering where it started from. There's a trick, though: you shouldn't take the game at face value.
(Then again Amira kinda drops hints on you when she kicks the 4th wall to the curb on a regular basis.)

On October 26 2013 01:22 wei2coolman wrote:
Man. I wish I was young enough to go trick or treat again. Free candy is the best

T_T
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
October 25 2013 16:32 GMT
#7899
I guess some people might need fake pecs. Lol plebians.
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
October 25 2013 16:33 GMT
#7900
On October 26 2013 01:25 Zdrastochye wrote:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/hunterschwarz/theres-a-pushup-bra-for-men-that-will-give-you-bigger-pecs?bffb

Will this make me carry harder when yolo queuing it up?

Could just spend that money for 4 month gym membership....
liftlift > tsm
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