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Numy
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
South Africa35471 Posts
September 18 2014 15:45 GMT
#59401
Hmm Satan's asscrack? Think this is our next product. Share cock and crack with your friends for a more meaningful bonding experience.
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-09-18 15:52:13
September 18 2014 15:47 GMT
#59402
redacted - I'm dumb

we'll be Satan's Menagerie, LLC.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Numy
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
South Africa35471 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-09-18 15:52:57
September 18 2014 15:52 GMT
#59403
Well I'm assuming the crackee plays the "girl" and the cracker plays the "guy" so after rewarding the cracker with crack the crackee naturally gets the cock. It's the perfect satan's friendship package.

Ah nice being an LLC makes us seem far more legit.
+ Show Spoiler +
I was trying to do a Wolf of Wall Street joke but Comadose is too good for me ;(
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-09-18 15:53:55
September 18 2014 15:52 GMT
#59404
req just rekd himself for 2 days rip
+ Show Spoiler +
sorry numy i havn't seen that movie
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
September 18 2014 15:56 GMT
#59405
On September 19 2014 00:52 Numy wrote:
Well I'm assuming the crackee plays the "girl" and the cracker plays the "guy" so after rewarding the cracker with crack the crackee naturally gets the cock. It's the perfect satan's friendship package.

Ah nice being an LLC makes us seem far more legit.
+ Show Spoiler +
I was trying to do a Wolf of Wall Street joke but Comadose is too good for me ;(


Haven't seen that movie either =/

I felt the LLC was necessary - we're marketing devil phalli, I think we'd want the limited liability
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
September 18 2014 16:12 GMT
#59406
The fuck did this devolve into?
I can genuinely say I can't envision you ever talking about doing coke off of anyone's asscrack.
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
September 18 2014 16:18 GMT
#59407
not with that attitude
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
September 18 2014 16:24 GMT
#59408
On September 19 2014 01:12 WaveofShadow wrote:
The fuck did this devolve into?
I can genuinely say I can't envision you ever talking about doing coke off of anyone's asscrack.

well, that's what Im here for
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
September 18 2014 16:27 GMT
#59409
Ugh I fucking hate that phrase
Maybe it's because I have a shit attitude a lot of the time but still

Par example- last night my whole 5s team can't get into the game. We all relog to find out the enemy team all joined npnp. Game is an 11-0 stomp so far at something like 15min with us down an inhibitors at like 20 min. I say something along the lines of me being done, we can't come back from this. 'not with that attitude.'

FUCK that shit.
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
September 18 2014 16:29 GMT
#59410
Why can't you be more like your older brother?
Why can't you... OOOOooooOoooooo (blood pressure)
Why can't you do a little more for Jesus
Why can't you... (blood pressure) OOOOooooOooooo

I can't stop listening to this MuteMath album
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-09-18 16:31:06
September 18 2014 16:30 GMT
#59411
if you get upset over someone saying "not with that attitude" then I dare say you have pretty bad attitude
seriously, do you even tryhard?

am I the only one who gets embarassed when I get angry? Especially in a videogame
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
Numy
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
South Africa35471 Posts
September 18 2014 16:32 GMT
#59412
On September 19 2014 01:12 WaveofShadow wrote:
The fuck did this devolve into?
I can genuinely say I can't envision you ever talking about doing coke off of anyone's asscrack.


Don't you want your kids to live in a world where their skin colour or inheritance doesn't matter. Where people discrimination is eradicated and all that remains is the love for Satan's Jizz. The hip young product that transcended all boundaries.
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-09-18 16:33:46
September 18 2014 16:33 GMT
#59413
On September 19 2014 01:32 Numy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 19 2014 01:12 WaveofShadow wrote:
The fuck did this devolve into?
I can genuinely say I can't envision you ever talking about doing coke off of anyone's asscrack.


Don't you want your kids to live in a world where their skin colour or inheritance doesn't matter. Where people discrimination is eradicated and all that remains is the love for Satan's Jizz. The hip young product that transcended all boundaries.


We should use armfar and old jeff as our test market study - they've got them hipster connections

Numy, you can get some good Satan dick models from South Africa, right?
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
September 18 2014 16:35 GMT
#59414
On September 19 2014 01:30 Scip wrote:
if you get upset over someone saying "not with that attitude" then I dare say you have pretty bad attitude
seriously, do you even tryhard?

am I the only one who gets embarassed when I get angry? Especially in a videogame

Wouldn't want to display any sort of feeling, of course. Silly, how NA of me.
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
Numy
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
South Africa35471 Posts
September 18 2014 16:36 GMT
#59415
On September 19 2014 01:33 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 19 2014 01:32 Numy wrote:
On September 19 2014 01:12 WaveofShadow wrote:
The fuck did this devolve into?
I can genuinely say I can't envision you ever talking about doing coke off of anyone's asscrack.


Don't you want your kids to live in a world where their skin colour or inheritance doesn't matter. Where people discrimination is eradicated and all that remains is the love for Satan's Jizz. The hip young product that transcended all boundaries.


We should use armfar and old jeff as our test market study - they've got them hipster connections

Numy, you can get some good Satan dick models from South Africa, right?


Depends. Don't know if African man model might be too much for the petite Europeans.
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
September 18 2014 16:36 GMT
#59416
On September 19 2014 01:35 WaveofShadow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 19 2014 01:30 Scip wrote:
if you get upset over someone saying "not with that attitude" then I dare say you have pretty bad attitude
seriously, do you even tryhard?

am I the only one who gets embarassed when I get angry? Especially in a videogame

Wouldn't want to display any sort of feeling, of course. Silly, how NA of me.

Being sad and crying or being horny or excited isn't embarassing, but being angry is imo. Getting angry is silly somewhere between 98% and 100% of the time.
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
onlywonderboy
Profile Joined August 2012
United States23745 Posts
September 18 2014 16:37 GMT
#59417
On September 19 2014 01:36 Scip wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 19 2014 01:35 WaveofShadow wrote:
On September 19 2014 01:30 Scip wrote:
if you get upset over someone saying "not with that attitude" then I dare say you have pretty bad attitude
seriously, do you even tryhard?

am I the only one who gets embarassed when I get angry? Especially in a videogame

Wouldn't want to display any sort of feeling, of course. Silly, how NA of me.

Being sad and crying or being horny or excited isn't embarassing, but being angry is imo. Getting angry is silly somewhere between 98% and 100% of the time.

Man I knew something was missing in my life when I stopped hanging out on TS.
RIP Ryan Davis / TL or Die / @onlywonderboy
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
September 18 2014 16:38 GMT
#59418
On September 19 2014 01:36 Scip wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 19 2014 01:35 WaveofShadow wrote:
On September 19 2014 01:30 Scip wrote:
if you get upset over someone saying "not with that attitude" then I dare say you have pretty bad attitude
seriously, do you even tryhard?

am I the only one who gets embarassed when I get angry? Especially in a videogame

Wouldn't want to display any sort of feeling, of course. Silly, how NA of me.

Being sad and crying or being horny or excited isn't embarassing, but being angry is imo. Getting angry is silly somewhere between 98% and 100% of the time.


That is an absolutely foolish mindset. Getting angry is a completely rational reaction to things. Someone steals from me or intentionally harms me or someone I love - you're damn fucking right I'll get angry.

What really matters is how you act based on that feeling.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
September 18 2014 16:40 GMT
#59419
Finally got a run in this morning, haven't ran the past 2 weeks cuz it's been like 85+ by the time I wake up, finally a relatively cool morning today, got a small run in. Stamina was fine, I wasn't out of breath, but my legs were fucking burning like crazy. Rip my legs, barely got in 1.25 miles in this morning. At least it was a fairly fast pace.
liftlift > tsm
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
September 18 2014 16:40 GMT
#59420
You get angry when your mental faculties fail you and you just get an "error - can't handle". ESPECIALLY in the context of videogames.
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
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