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kainzero
United States5211 Posts
On October 04 2013 05:28 wei2coolman wrote: Go to club. Fling money around. Get bitches. First time I got table service I was surprised. Girls flock to your table. Many times they just try to steal free drinks. It feels good to kick them out. I wish that was a haiku. | ||
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wei2coolman
United States60033 Posts
On October 04 2013 05:34 kainzero wrote: First time I got table service I was surprised. Girls flock to your table. Many times they just try to steal free drinks. It feels good to kick them out. I wish that was a haiku. If you get a table, it's pretty much ezpz pick up. Unfortunately a table is fucking expensive as fuck. | ||
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Zess
Adun Toridas!9144 Posts
On October 04 2013 05:37 wei2coolman wrote: If you get a table, it's pretty much ezpz pick up. Unfortunately a table is fucking expensive as fuck. 1. Make banker friends 2. Let them make bank 3. Go out to the clubs 4. ??? 5. Profit | ||
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Requizen
United States33802 Posts
2. Be handsome 3. Don't take your dick out in public* *unless it's reaaaaaally impressive | ||
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UniversalSnip
9871 Posts
On October 04 2013 05:34 kainzero wrote: First time I got table service I was surprised. Girls flock to your table. Many times they just try to steal free drinks. It feels good to kick them out. I wish that was a haiku. Girls flock to table. Beware, they will steal your drinks. Kick them into dusk. | ||
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wei2coolman
United States60033 Posts
On October 04 2013 05:43 Requizen wrote: 1. Be rich 2. Be handsome 3. Don't take your dick out in public* *unless it's reaaaaaally impressive So what are you waiting for? Make bank. Start p90x. you'll be getting da gurls in no time. | ||
AsmodeusXI
United States15536 Posts
On October 04 2013 05:43 Requizen wrote: 1. Be rich 2. Be handsome 3. Don't take your dick out in public* *unless it's reaaaaaally impressive 1. Time-traveling blue box. Mine's faster. | ||
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Requizen
United States33802 Posts
On October 04 2013 05:55 AsmodeusXI wrote: 1. Time-traveling blue box. Mine's faster. "I'm the Doctor. Come with me, there's no time to explain!" You could probably legitimately go to a con and get like 30 numbers doing just that. | ||
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AsmodeusXI
United States15536 Posts
On October 04 2013 05:57 Requizen wrote: "I'm the Doctor. Come with me, there's no time to explain!" You could probably legitimately go to a con and get like 30 numbers doing just that. If you could pull off a British accent, that might not be an exaggeration. | ||
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Fusilero
United Kingdom50293 Posts
On October 04 2013 05:58 AsmodeusXI wrote: If you could pull off a British accent, that might not be an exaggeration. Never tried that as a Brit, I should totally go for that. But what if I descend into "u w0t m8" and end up creating a horrific cockney doctor D: | ||
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caelym
United States6430 Posts
On October 04 2013 05:59 Fusilero wrote: Never tried that as a Brit, I should totally go for that. But what if I descend into "u w0t m8" and end up creating a horrific cockney doctor D: American panties will still drop | ||
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Requizen
United States33802 Posts
On October 04 2013 05:59 Fusilero wrote: Never tried that as a Brit, I should totally go for that. But what if I descend into "u w0t m8" and end up creating a horrific cockney doctor D: u be'eh stop tha' Dalek, i swer on me mum | ||
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Scip
Czech Republic11293 Posts
I am going with marry Chespin, shag Fennekin, kill Froakie | ||
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Requizen
United States33802 Posts
Also I might call the police. | ||
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Hyren
United States817 Posts
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AsmodeusXI
United States15536 Posts
On October 04 2013 06:13 Hyren wrote: I haven't touched a Pokemon game past Ruby/Sapphire, from what i've heard about the recent gens I'm kind've afraid to ._. Someone tell me they're actually good and won't tarnish my memories. Dude, Ruby/Sapphire was objectively the worst era of Pokemon. They just keep getting better and better. Don't let the haters tell you lies. | ||
MoonBear
Straight outta Johto18973 Posts
On October 04 2013 05:58 AsmodeusXI wrote: If you could pull off a British accent, that might not be an exaggeration. Does not work when everyone has a British accent. Also, there are lots of types of British accents too. | ||
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Requizen
United States33802 Posts
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Requizen
United States33802 Posts
On October 04 2013 06:15 MoonBear wrote: Does not work when everyone has a British accent. Also, there are lots of types of British accents too. "If you're not from Britain why do you have a northern accent?" "Lots of places have a north!" RIP 9th | ||
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Dark_Chill
Canada3353 Posts
On October 04 2013 06:13 Hyren wrote: I haven't touched a Pokemon game past Ruby/Sapphire, from what i've heard about the recent gens I'm kind've afraid to ._. Someone tell me they're actually good and won't tarnish my memories. Each gen is better than the last. | ||
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