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Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
April 28 2014 22:25 GMT
#35881
Girlfriend wakes me up says "I'm hungry lets go get food."

I respond with, "Ok where do you want to go? I'll come get you and..."

"YOU NEVER HAVE YOUR OWN IDEAS."

and hangs up. I woke up not even 5 minutes ago wth.
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
April 28 2014 22:31 GMT
#35882
welcome to women
A backwards poet writes inverse.
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
April 28 2014 22:32 GMT
#35883
I don't think it's that, I just thought that when you have to wake someone up to go get food, that you normally already have an idea of where you want to go.
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23461 Posts
April 28 2014 22:32 GMT
#35884
fuck her to assert dominance
aka Teutonica
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
April 28 2014 22:35 GMT
#35885
On April 29 2014 07:32 Cixah wrote:
I don't think it's that, I just thought that when you have to wake someone up to go get food, that you normally already have an idea of where you want to go.

do i need to repeat myself here
A backwards poet writes inverse.
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
April 28 2014 22:39 GMT
#35886
On April 29 2014 07:35 Dandel Ion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 29 2014 07:32 Cixah wrote:
I don't think it's that, I just thought that when you have to wake someone up to go get food, that you normally already have an idea of where you want to go.

do i need to repeat myself here


apparently

welcome to women
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
April 28 2014 22:39 GMT
#35887
On April 29 2014 06:46 Tooplark wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 29 2014 06:19 Dandel Ion wrote:
3v3 tennis is a cancerous version of 2v2 tennis.

ball's not dead until it stops rolling, two courts are better than one
it's the tennis equivalent of ARAM

Lol this is how I played in gym class doubles when the teacher wasn't watching our court
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
Zess
Profile Joined July 2012
Adun Toridas!9144 Posts
April 28 2014 22:39 GMT
#35888
Sounds like someone is parting the Red Sea.
Administrator@TL_Zess
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Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
April 28 2014 22:40 GMT
#35889
On April 29 2014 07:39 xes wrote:
Sounds like someone is parting the Red Sea.


Time to get some chocolate.
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23461 Posts
April 28 2014 22:40 GMT
#35890
genius
aka Teutonica
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
April 28 2014 22:43 GMT
#35891
On April 29 2014 07:39 xes wrote:
Sounds like someone is parting the Red Sea.


Well, not Cixah, that's for sure.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
April 28 2014 22:46 GMT
#35892
On April 29 2014 07:25 Cixah wrote:
Girlfriend wakes me up says "I'm hungry lets go get food."

I respond with, "Ok where do you want to go? I'll come get you and..."

"YOU NEVER HAVE YOUR OWN IDEAS."

and hangs up. I woke up not even 5 minutes ago wth.

Congrats, you just found out you're dating someone who wakes you up in the middle of your slumber, only to yell at you.
liftlift > tsm
Ketara
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States15065 Posts
April 28 2014 22:48 GMT
#35893
On April 29 2014 07:25 Cixah wrote:
Girlfriend wakes me up says "I'm hungry lets go get food."

I respond with, "Ok where do you want to go? I'll come get you and..."

"YOU NEVER HAVE YOUR OWN IDEAS."

and hangs up. I woke up not even 5 minutes ago wth.


I have the solution.

Go back to bed.
http://www.liquidlegends.net/forum/lol-general/502075-patch-61-league-of-legends-general-discussion?page=25#498
ketchup
Profile Joined August 2010
14521 Posts
April 28 2014 22:55 GMT
#35894
On April 28 2014 01:45 TheYango wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 27 2014 13:31 MoonBear wrote:
Well that's sort of like Barrier if it gave magic immunity.

The most accurate analogy would be a Black Shield cast by a Morgana with infinite AP.

Also, Cixah: red, milo and I might be doing more newbie learning stacks this week.


Can I join in on those newbie learning stacks when you have room? I usually play with a friend, but I need to play more. If not play, can I listen to chatter/spectate?

This is like 10 pages late, but oh well.
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35174 Posts
April 28 2014 23:16 GMT
#35895
On April 29 2014 07:32 Cixah wrote:
I don't think it's that, I just thought that when you have to wake someone up to go get food, that you normally already have an idea of where you want to go.

+ Show Spoiler [relevant] +
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Shelke14
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada6655 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-28 23:55:02
April 28 2014 23:53 GMT
#35896
I stick to the motto "chicks are faggots" and "fuck bitches get money"


I'd say it's helped me out in life quite a bit


Disclaimer: I totally respect women to the fullest and think they deserve equal oppertunity in all ways of life. Just dating them fucking sucks 98 percent of the time.
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
April 28 2014 23:58 GMT
#35897
This has been "TruTalk" with Shelke
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
April 29 2014 00:01 GMT
#35898
On April 29 2014 08:58 jcarlsoniv wrote:
This has been "TruTalk" with Shelke

I'd dig it
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
April 29 2014 00:01 GMT
#35899
On April 29 2014 08:53 Shelke14 wrote:
I stick to the motto "chicks are faggots" and "fuck bitches get money"


I'd say it's helped me out in life quite a bit


Disclaimer: I totally respect women to the fullest and think they deserve equal oppertunity in all ways of life. Just dating them fucking sucks 98 percent of the time.

Except when it doesn't~ Then it's the best thing in the universe~
It's your boy Guzma!
Ketara
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States15065 Posts
April 29 2014 00:01 GMT
#35900
"chicks are faggots"

Internet wisdom.
http://www.liquidlegends.net/forum/lol-general/502075-patch-61-league-of-legends-general-discussion?page=25#498
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