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Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
March 31 2014 02:07 GMT
#30861
TIL Requizen grew up legoless

no other way to explain this travesty
A backwards poet writes inverse.
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
March 31 2014 02:08 GMT
#30862
It's an expression of my chaotic soul. You people just don't understand modern art.
It's your boy Guzma!
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35173 Posts
March 31 2014 03:02 GMT
#30863
Love playing 5+ hearthstone games where you lose solely because of legendaries.
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
March 31 2014 03:04 GMT
#30864
On March 31 2014 12:02 Gahlo wrote:
Love playing 5+ hearthstone games where you lose solely because of legendaries.

First time I saw The Black Knight take out my Ancient of War, I think I cried
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21244 Posts
March 31 2014 03:07 GMT
#30865
On March 29 2014 15:09 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 29 2014 12:28 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
Roffles came to NY to visit and he was supposed to stay with me. I got off. He didn't get off the subway fast enough and the doors shut on him. Now he's lost in NY alone. RIP Roffles.

I'm still fucking in tears over this.

Thinking of Roffles, cold and alone... he's probably like "damn I was pretty mean to Ghandi... I never told him I loved him... I wish I wasn't so tsundere /)x.x(\"

Yeah that's what he's saying. Yeah.


Roffles says "shut up Jeff."
TranslatorBaa!
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
March 31 2014 03:10 GMT
#30866
On March 31 2014 12:07 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 29 2014 15:09 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
On March 29 2014 12:28 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
Roffles came to NY to visit and he was supposed to stay with me. I got off. He didn't get off the subway fast enough and the doors shut on him. Now he's lost in NY alone. RIP Roffles.

I'm still fucking in tears over this.

Thinking of Roffles, cold and alone... he's probably like "damn I was pretty mean to Ghandi... I never told him I loved him... I wish I wasn't so tsundere /)x.x(\"

Yeah that's what he's saying. Yeah.


Roffles says "shut up Jeff."

Starting a charity.
Calling it "Hugs for Roffles."

Anyone here can donate.

Come on friends. Imagine yourself as the cold, wasted, desolate soul that is Roffles. I'm sure you'd want to have people pitch in. Make a difference.

Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35173 Posts
March 31 2014 03:10 GMT
#30867
On March 31 2014 12:07 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 29 2014 15:09 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
On March 29 2014 12:28 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
Roffles came to NY to visit and he was supposed to stay with me. I got off. He didn't get off the subway fast enough and the doors shut on him. Now he's lost in NY alone. RIP Roffles.

I'm still fucking in tears over this.

Thinking of Roffles, cold and alone... he's probably like "damn I was pretty mean to Ghandi... I never told him I loved him... I wish I wasn't so tsundere /)x.x(\"

Yeah that's what he's saying. Yeah.


Roffles says "shut up Jeff...baka"

Fixed.
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
March 31 2014 03:14 GMT
#30868
On March 31 2014 10:34 BlackPaladin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 31 2014 09:53 Cixah wrote:
Drove to Austin today to see my dad on his birthday and to use my phone upgrade for the S5 since I have a shitty iPhone 4. Soooooooooon.

I have no computer here other than my moms laptop that doesn't run anything. Someone Save me.


Can't any computer run hearthstone? lol


Didn't bring my authenticator. I guess I'll just watch people on twitch.
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
March 31 2014 03:25 GMT
#30869
It physically hurts me how accurate this is. So accurate that I had to lie down and count to 10.
It's your boy Guzma!
caelym
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6425 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-03-31 03:41:01
March 31 2014 03:37 GMT
#30870
On March 31 2014 12:25 Requizen wrote:
It physically hurts me how accurate this is. So accurate that I had to lie down and count to 10.

moral of the story: be agreeable, treat everyone like dumb children, take their moneys, later on give them a paper mache and convince them it's the real thing.
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
March 31 2014 03:48 GMT
#30871
where does gragas get his barrels from
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
Zergneedsfood
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10671 Posts
March 31 2014 03:51 GMT
#30872
On March 31 2014 12:25 Requizen wrote:
It physically hurts me how accurate this is. So accurate that I had to lie down and count to 10.


At work this week, I realized my boss's wanted me to write code that would basically be the equivalent of creating an app for an internet start up. I told them I couldn't do it and that it would be like making a whole new search engine for them.

They were like "okay. Let's not waste anybody's time then" and proceeded to thank me for confirming that they had given me a task that was probably too great for the company.

T__T;
/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ Make a contract with me and join TLADT | Onodera isn't actually a girl, she's just a doormat you walk over to get to the girl. - Numy 2015
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
March 31 2014 04:43 GMT
#30873
On March 31 2014 12:25 Requizen wrote:
It physically hurts me how accurate this is. So accurate that I had to lie down and count to 10.


I'm not sure why, but the combination of asian and british accents was really entertaining for me
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
March 31 2014 04:48 GMT
#30874
In other news, does anybody on TL not named JonGalt actually not code?
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
March 31 2014 04:49 GMT
#30875
o/
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
March 31 2014 04:57 GMT
#30876
I use code and know some syntax, but I don't know enough to make anything work.

Does that count?
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
Sufficiency
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada23833 Posts
March 31 2014 05:03 GMT
#30877
On March 31 2014 08:28 onlywonderboy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 31 2014 08:16 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Elder Scrolls Online looks fun. Quick, someone hit me so I don't buy it.

Just wait a couple months for it to go free-to-play.


Wise words.
https://twitter.com/SufficientStats
Sufficiency
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada23833 Posts
March 31 2014 05:03 GMT
#30878
On March 31 2014 13:48 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
In other news, does anybody on TL not named JonGalt actually not code?


The things I code barely works.
https://twitter.com/SufficientStats
BlackPaladin
Profile Joined May 2010
United States9316 Posts
March 31 2014 05:10 GMT
#30879
On March 31 2014 14:03 Sufficiency wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 31 2014 13:48 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
In other news, does anybody on TL not named JonGalt actually not code?


The things I code barely works.


This is true for all programmers.
https://xkcd.com/844/
"Your full potential does not matter if you do not use all 100% of it."
Lord Tolkien
Profile Joined November 2012
United States12083 Posts
March 31 2014 05:11 GMT
#30880
I don't code. Usually. Except on rare occasions where I do.
"His father is pretty juicy tbh." ~WaveofShadow
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