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ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-02-12 14:47:39
February 12 2014 14:46 GMT
#23061
"Some objects may fall off shelves or be knocked over." rofl rofl they are all pretty good
right off wikipedia link fail
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
February 12 2014 14:48 GMT
#23062
On February 12 2014 23:46 ComaDose wrote:
"Some objects may fall off shelves or be knocked over." rofl rofl they are all pretty good
right off wikipedia link fail


yeah, this is what got me
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
JonGalt
Profile Joined February 2013
Pootie too good!4331 Posts
February 12 2014 15:02 GMT
#23063
HAHAHA dichter scale. that's great. good work teut + coma. your parents would be proud.
LiquidLegends StaffWho is Jon Galt?
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
February 12 2014 15:06 GMT
#23064
freud would have a field day with how you're instantly thinking of "parents" when the topic is sex
A backwards poet writes inverse.
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-02-12 15:10:36
February 12 2014 15:08 GMT
#23065
speaking of which imagine going on a field trip with freud driving the bus
real awkward
"sooo... do you want your dads dick yet???"

also freud on XBOX live
"is your zeal for banging someone elses mom redirecting your own sexual attraction toward your own mother???"

On February 12 2014 17:11 Gahlo wrote:
Hey buddy, try and get some more sun, kay?
[image loading]


it's glorious because his arms are spread out like he's making a proclamation to the world but there's literally nobody around him
good metaphor for alarics posting
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
February 12 2014 15:52 GMT
#23066
Alaric's posts are great and informative, you guys all suck. I would never have had such a comprehensive guide on how to lose in Arena if it weren't for him.
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
February 12 2014 16:00 GMT
#23067
We tease because we love you Alaric :3
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
February 12 2014 16:04 GMT
#23068
Also because it's funny.
It's your boy Guzma!
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
February 12 2014 16:05 GMT
#23069
Mostly because it's funny.
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
February 12 2014 16:06 GMT
#23070
You don't call a retarded kid retarded to his face - that's just not tasteful.

Well...Teut does, but what can you do
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
February 12 2014 16:06 GMT
#23071
Mostly because you guys are toolbags
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
February 12 2014 16:09 GMT
#23072
On February 13 2014 01:06 jcarlsoniv wrote:
You don't call a retarded kid retarded to his face - that's just not tasteful.

Well...Teut does, but what can you do


You can be generous.

WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
February 12 2014 16:13 GMT
#23073
On February 13 2014 01:06 mordek wrote:
Mostly because you guys are toolbags

Hey woah
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
February 12 2014 16:14 GMT
#23074
On February 13 2014 01:06 mordek wrote:
Mostly because you guys are toolbags


You wound me with your words sir.

GOOD DAY.
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-02-12 16:15:32
February 12 2014 16:14 GMT
#23075
On February 13 2014 01:13 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 13 2014 01:06 mordek wrote:
Mostly because you guys are toolbags

Hey woah

It's all in jest youngun
LOL you guyz
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
February 12 2014 16:19 GMT
#23076
Ye faggots it's all in jest are you fuckin stupid or something?
It's your boy Guzma!
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
February 12 2014 16:22 GMT
#23077
dear FPI,

please continue this trend of hiring attractive females

love, a concerned citizen
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
February 12 2014 16:25 GMT
#23078
You need a rebound girl first.
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
February 12 2014 16:26 GMT
#23079
I mean, I'm not necessarily planning on pooping where I eat. I just enjoy the eye candy
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
February 12 2014 16:28 GMT
#23080
Damn, that blog was good.

On February 13 2014 00:52 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Alaric's posts are great and informative, you guys all suck. I would never have had such a comprehensive guide on how to lose in Arena if it weren't for him.

I feel like I'm better at losing at League than at Arenas, should I post about it here then?

On February 13 2014 01:06 jcarlsoniv wrote:
You don't call a retarded kid retarded to his face - that's just not tasteful.

Well...Teut does, but what can you do

Yango did too, but it's not like he was wrong.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
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