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Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
March 20 2016 15:06 GMT
#13141
The reason french got a bad rep is because when they tilt they start speaking french, so you know that's what they are :p
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
dsyxelic
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1417 Posts
March 26 2016 00:45 GMT
#13142
gotta love the people who troll to prove themselves right that the game is lost


our thresh afk's from 15 minutes onwards, we manage to hold 4v5 and win every single teamfight until 50 minutes and then we lose off baron+triple inhibs as he sits in fountain spamming wards and flaming the team.

now where the fuck is 'the player you have reported has been punished' popup?


rage quitting even once like that should be instant ban.
TL/SKT
Fusilero
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United Kingdom50293 Posts
March 26 2016 01:26 GMT
#13143
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I LOVE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
Glorious SEA doto
dsyxelic
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1417 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-03-26 23:17:37
March 26 2016 03:04 GMT
#13144
todays not my day huh

3 of your laners dead before you even finish 2nd buff

open mid @10 minutes with 4-0 darius and 5-0kindred and a gp tear ezreal that won lane hard.


feelsbadman

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great day of soloq


0 damage team while the tanks do the most lomo


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apaprnetly this zed and janna had beef over their previous game, so we had janna just sit mid soaking up zed's experience demanding that he kill gp or she wouldn't leave.

so they go for some retarded ass dive and ofc gp lives and janna dies.

she ragequits.

4th open mid/ragequit in 2 days and I've played <10 games

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meanwhile all I've done was go 50 cs up on gragas while getting ganked 4 times and 1v2 killing once.
gotta love ranked
TL/SKT
Lonyo
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United Kingdom3884 Posts
March 29 2016 19:16 GMT
#13145
Every fucking game, either a troll or an AFK fuck. What's the fucking point in playing.

Then extra trolls when people won't even fucking surrender at 20 when it's 4v5. Fucking waste of time shitfests over and over.
HOLY CHECK!
Jek
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Denmark2771 Posts
March 30 2016 08:58 GMT
#13146
Riot please give us loss prevented when we have someone DC for 10 minutes or more. Just happend twice, rip my promos.
It's Elo not ELO - Every statiscian playing League
DarkCore
Profile Joined March 2011
Germany4194 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-04-04 13:44:07
April 04 2016 13:04 GMT
#13147
http://matchhistory.euw.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/EUW1/2598551716/30920155

Now I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure that the kind of ppl like Nasus and Zed are what I would expect in low Silver at the highest, and not in a Plat 1/2 game. Seriously Nasus didn't think once of ulting when Voli got on top of him, he just tried to run, and when you're 0/8 that's just not going to happen. And Zed suffered from Lee syndrome, see champion, ult champion, realize that he can't kill champion because Soraka with Exhaust is nearby, die.

Also, ty Riot for implementing dynamic queue, every time I get into a game the enemy has three man premades or higher, and I have no premades. I know that a team consisting of Plat 1-5 players might theoretically be evenly matched against a team of Plat 1/2, but not when ppl like Nasus and Zed exist.

Carried the hell out of the next game though, sometimes tilt can be a good thing.
Fixed a bug where LeBlanc could lose
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35172 Posts
April 08 2016 18:02 GMT
#13148
I'm just going to start dodging whenever a teammate locks in LB. I almost outfarmed the last two from the jungle.
Fusilero
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United Kingdom50293 Posts
April 08 2016 23:44 GMT
#13149
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Focus on improve
Glorious SEA doto
Ansibled
Profile Joined November 2014
United Kingdom9872 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-04-09 15:09:49
April 09 2016 15:09 GMT
#13150
On April 09 2016 08:44 Fusilero wrote:
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Focus on improve

I wonder why you don't show damage dealt : p

So many unlucky Vaynes lately though
'StarCraft is just a fairy tale told to scare children actually.'
TL+ Member
Fusilero
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United Kingdom50293 Posts
April 11 2016 01:21 GMT
#13151
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Xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa
Glorious SEA doto
las91
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States5080 Posts
April 11 2016 02:39 GMT
#13152
so after break from soloq from nov-> march to wait for things to settle down.... lost 9 in a row two days ago. half the games every lane but mine (if i was duo lane) fed before 10 mintues and when i'm in the jungle literally every lane miscalculates an allin simultaneously

i'm now under .500 by 9 games. literally never had a losing winrate before

how in the fuck is this platinum
In Inca we trust
Prog
Profile Joined December 2009
United Kingdom1470 Posts
April 11 2016 15:28 GMT
#13153
Back in D3 promos. Not surprising that I play against 2 obvious smurfs (80% winrate) and get jungle brand in my team. Fun times.
DarkCore
Profile Joined March 2011
Germany4194 Posts
April 16 2016 12:30 GMT
#13154
i'm now under .500 by 9 games. literally never had a losing winrate before


That's nice, I always start the season with a really bad losing streak. This season I had a sub 20% win rate in my first 20 games, somehow didn't get demoted (I assume bc my placement league and MMR were so far apart. Not even entirely sure if it's me, I lose a lot of games where I felt I was the only reason it wasn't a 20 min surrender.

Got flamed one game where enemy Vayne snowballed so hard with PD rush (seriously, that's one of the most terrifying snowball builds I've seen bot lane vs the likes of Lucian, you just lose lane so badly even trading kills), told I was trash tier AD and should stop playing. Everyone on their team was ahead of their lane counterpart, Vayne wasn't even that fed until the endgame when he two shot me while going full yolo into my team, which was unable to kill him bc they blew everything on fed Ahri with Zhonyas. But no, it's the AD's fault, he's doing 0 dmg. They even flamed me after a team fight we won where I got a double kill as 'just last hitting enemy champions'. Love premades.

Next two games I did twice as much dmg as my AD counterparts, shit tier AD ftw.
Fixed a bug where LeBlanc could lose
dsyxelic
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1417 Posts
April 18 2016 06:15 GMT
#13155
tfw a graves jungle has less damage dealt than a thresh, is 0/0/0, and gets outfarmed by an irelia jungle.


feelsbadman
TL/SKT
ticklishmusic
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States15977 Posts
April 19 2016 02:35 GMT
#13156
I get our Ez to 5/0 and the score is 7-1 ez win for our team?

Nah we lose a 50 min game, and our Ez has second lowest damage on our team

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35172 Posts
April 21 2016 22:41 GMT
#13157
Finish season 5 in Silver 3. Go 4-6 in promos and get placed in Bronze 2. Okay, fine. That's normal.

Friend finishes season 5 in Gold 5 0LP, goes 3-7, and gets placed into Silver 2.

Waht m8?
Symbioth
Profile Joined October 2011
Poland103 Posts
April 22 2016 00:51 GMT
#13158
I go 15/2/11 as Diana mid vs Yasuo. The first 8-10 minutes, lee camps the shit out of midlane but I kept good wards on both sides, haven't died once. More, one of the early ganks I first blood'ed him under tower, and killed him again afterwards. Despite the camp, I still obliterate my lane opponent.

Except for some reason, we do 0 objectives. Our botlane despite my roams + no enemy jungler ganks feeds hardcore. Tristana adc decides to show off his boiler plate iq and flames everybody for feeding while being 3/10 and for "never being with her" when she literally goes 1v5 a whole map length away from the team.

Then teamfights happen with taric ult that grants fucking invulnerability. We're still up in score but no objectives whatsoever for whatever fucking reason that is even possible. Everyone is just purposelessly running all over the fucking map for some unexplainable reason. Somehow, our opponents killed both of our mid towers and later hot baron. Teamfight, 3 of us die, Im left with eve to def inhib. Eve decides pushing top where not even the 2nd turret is killed, is a better idea than not losing the game.

Opponents, for some even more inexplicable reason, decide to chase eve instead of finishing the game, which has got to be the retard move of the game award. But only until my teammates decide to engage 1v3, then 2v3, and then 1v3, and then me getting my 2nd death 1v2 bot. Then we just lose.

Another promo failed. Another day in bronze. Love love love love love it.....
IamPryda
Profile Joined April 2011
United States1186 Posts
April 22 2016 07:49 GMT
#13159
on my 290th ranked game of the season I finally got a dc on other team... we lost.... our bot lane sat for 14 mins freezing the wave not getting the tower. letting the janna sit there unpunished against a Lucian Leona lane. when the jhin finally connected he got a kill before our bot lane had any kill contribution. they weren't even bad players just stupiued he thought him farming his cull > towers dragons kills. 16 kills on kassadin and I cant win the game fucking joke. I now have a better record winning games with 4 ppl then I do with the enemy team missing there adc for a third of the game.
Moar banelings less qq
suicideyear
Profile Joined December 2012
Ivory Coast3016 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-04-23 03:27:20
April 23 2016 03:27 GMT
#13160
fucking byu [lds] clan tag assholes feeding in my games how do mormons even have computers i thought they were like the amish fuck
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