So...
Top doesn't speak English and never leaves lane ever, also doesn't react to ganks at all. I was fighting their top lane half a screen away from him and he didn't do anything. Somehow he was Plat 4 though.
Mid feeds Fizz to 5/0 at 10 minutes, then blames me (the jungler) while neither top or mid gave me any help on blue buff (I was blue side).
Got our Ezreal bot to 5/0 but it didn't help :/
We were basically fighting a 4v5 the whole game.

BlasiuS

United States2405 Posts

September 26 2013 16:56 GMT

#9822

heimer mid, j4 support in silver...

I have a feeling this is one of those games that's decided in champ select

edit: bot lane lost hard, heimer didn't feed but still lost lane T_T

Simberto

Germany11339 Posts

September 26 2013 18:49 GMT

#9823

Can someone explain to me why to some people "winning that argument" is more important then winning the fucking game? We were ahead, and kinda winning fights. Until Ez and Diana started flaming each other over a fucking bluebuff. And didn't stop. Until the end of the game. "I need it more" "No i deal more dmg" "No i do" "lol retard" "lol you retard" etc....This singlehandedly lost us the game because they both were typing more than they were playing.

nafta

Bulgaria18893 Posts

September 26 2013 19:05 GMT

#9824

I wish I had a competent team once in a while.How can every single lane but mine feed every game?It's like "hey you are not a troll so there is less chance to have one on your team herpa derpa" except rng is just rng so it doesn't matter at all.....

Simberto

Germany11339 Posts

September 26 2013 19:46 GMT

#9825

Yeah, i got that same feeling. Basically, when i hear first blood, i don't think "which team got it" but "ok my top fed again". And it is always true. It doesn't make any sense statistically, but it is still happening, and brought me from 90 points down to 50.

Edit: GARARHGHAHGHAHRHHAGHHAHGHAHRAGHAHHAHRH. Seriously? The one game i am winning, my vayne randomly decides to AFK for 5 minutes until we lose? No word was spoken, nothing. Just random afk. And i now i need to win 2 other games to make up for this BS. I will never get dia at this rate.

I think i just give up on dia as a support. It is impossible. I think i got better chances reaching it by learning jungle then by keeping on rolling the dice to see if i get lucky with my mates. Most of the games get decided in the first 5 minutes somewhere around top or mid. And i slowly reach the point where you can no longer destroy botlanes 1v2. And if you do, your AD disconnects.

Kenpark

Germany2350 Posts

September 26 2013 22:04 GMT

#9826

I´d like some statistics of winrate of lee top when on my team, Every time so useless. Jumping around from ward to ward doing nothing. Hate those guys.
And then like dude I won my lane vs that Nasus.

Simberto

Germany11339 Posts

September 27 2013 00:07 GMT

#9827

I just had the worst game in history. First we got invaded, and 2 of my team were afk. Nami gets caught, i tried to save her by jumping in and flashing out, but it doesn't work and i die. Then no one helps me at blue, which is kinda problematic when you have q on aatrox, and started dorans. Thresh somehow walks there from botlane and kills me. Then i go to red, and udyr kills me. From then on on, no matter where i went, udyr went there and killed me. He was never in his own jungle, my lanes didn't move, and he could kill me with 2 hits. What am i supposed to do in that situation?

scrubtastic

1166 Posts

September 27 2013 00:40 GMT

#9828

So...are there any good MF players active right now? Because it seems like each time I play support and get MF on my team, she fails at CS and loses lane, or takes terrible risks into feeding the enemy cait/vayne

One MF player on my team ended a 30 minute game with <50 CS. I think I'm gonna start picking supports that can act as AP mid so next MF that fails I'll just start CSing and hope to make bot lane suck less

upperbound

United States2300 Posts

September 27 2013 01:08 GMT

#9829

Honestly not sure which is more frustrating anymore:

Playing support, winning lane early, and then warding and have your team go full dora despite perfect vision;

Or playing a carry role and have to play like a little bitch because I can only afford 1-2 wards each back while my support beelines for dat shurelya/locket combo that only ever gets used to run away from getting caught because, ya know, we don't have wards.

Sakray

France2198 Posts

September 27 2013 01:57 GMT

#9830

On September 27 2013 09:40 scrubtastic wrote:
So...are there any good MF players active right now? Because it seems like each time I play support and get MF on my team, she fails at CS and loses lane, or takes terrible risks into feeding the enemy cait/vayne

One MF player on my team ended a 30 minute game with <50 CS. I think I'm gonna start picking supports that can act as AP mid so next MF that fails I'll just start CSing and hope to make bot lane suck less

When I have to adc I play MF 95-99% of the time, so I'm kinda good with her

Anggroth

United Kingdom345 Posts

September 27 2013 02:03 GMT

#9831

Why is it that all games pre-promotion are 1 sided stomps, then I hit promo series and get things like a top Vayne (vs Zed) who goes 1/10/3 because of "lag" and steals half my jungle so despite being 9/7/15 on jungle Aatrox we get fucked, then after Promo series get a game where the opponents surrender at 20 because we're so far ahead...

petered

United States1817 Posts

September 27 2013 02:57 GMT

#9832

tired of the same script every time I play pantheon.

dominate my lane, kill bot (unless bot is corki who is fucking stupid at the moment with infinite range leap and super speed due to op triforce) into secure dragon into lose game because pantheon is the worst late game character in the game.

I just faced a renekton top. Killed him three times in lane, then helped secure dragon. He took top and caught up in cs a bit (only down about 20 at that point) when i go back up to top and we fight. Keep in mind this is a 3/0/1 panth up 20 cs and a dragon versus 0/4 renekton up a tower. He fights me 1v1 and i win, but with about 20 health, so essentially a perfectly even fight. How is this possibly right? why does he do so much higher base damage than pantheon while still being able to tank and be useful for his team?

Sigh, I am near incoherence at this point. i'll have to go back to playing jarvan every game no matter the role to make myself feel better.

SwizzY

United States1549 Posts

September 27 2013 04:00 GMT

#9833

Amumu in silver elo is the biggest fucking troll in the game. Either he's banned, insta-picked and immediately used to suck the world's shit, or just carries and uncarryable game because everyone on your team is in a race to get the kill on a support.

krndandaman

Mozambique16569 Posts

September 27 2013 06:21 GMT

#9834

--- Nuked ---

Simberto

Germany11339 Posts

September 27 2013 06:39 GMT

#9835

This is some serious bullshit. Winning the game, hard. Every lane winning, getting every drake. People start throwing, standard. We come back from the throw and start winning again, until kass decides to get caught 2 times in a row. After the game he tells us "I wanted to throw, i am the dia 5 gatekeeper, making sure you guys stay plat 1". Seriously? Fuck you. You fucking asshole. Fuck you. Because this isn't hard enough without assholes like you. I hope that bastard gets banned for this shit. You seriously can't be serious. Fuck you.

Osmoses

Sweden5302 Posts

September 27 2013 07:52 GMT

#9836

On September 27 2013 11:57 petered wrote:
tired of the same script every time I play pantheon.

dominate my lane, kill bot (unless bot is corki who is fucking stupid at the moment with infinite range leap and super speed due to op triforce) into secure dragon into lose game because pantheon is the worst late game character in the game.

I just faced a renekton top. Killed him three times in lane, then helped secure dragon. He took top and caught up in cs a bit (only down about 20 at that point) when i go back up to top and we fight. Keep in mind this is a 3/0/1 panth up 20 cs and a dragon versus 0/4 renekton up a tower. He fights me 1v1 and i win, but with about 20 health, so essentially a perfectly even fight. How is this possibly right? why does he do so much higher base damage than pantheon while still being able to tank and be useful for his team?

Sigh, I am near incoherence at this point. i'll have to go back to playing jarvan every game no matter the role to make myself feel better.

Nothing wrong with pantheon; Renekton is fucking bullshit.

Gaslo

Finland951 Posts

September 27 2013 07:57 GMT

#9837

I've noticed this new thing recently. Flamers have started to take the victims role... Its so irritating. Played nofarm Annie yesterday bot at blind picks. did 45k damage, our mid nidalee did 19k. I said nothing, they are blind picks, so who cares, then Nidalee starts

nidalee: WE ARE LOSING BECAUSE YOU ALL SUCK AT THIS GAME
nidalee: STOP SUCKING SO MUCH AND FOCUS YI YOU FUCKING NOOBS
nidalee: CANT FUCKING PLAY WITH NOOBS
~maybe 5 lines more with caps and cursing then:

top zed: shut up pls, you are the one playing poorly, focus on that
me: stop with that caps... and yeah, try to poke them a bit, i havent seen a single spear
amumu: yeah stfu and focus on playing

Nidalee: /all REPORT MY NOOB FLAMING TEAM, JUST FLAME ALL GAME LONG FLAMERS

And in postgame chat he just continued it, calling others "flamer noob fuckers" etc. And thats not the first time thats happened. Did they have a troll conference, where they decided that playing the victim was the new cool thing to do?

NovaTheFeared

United States7212 Posts

September 27 2013 08:31 GMT

#9838

On September 24 2013 14:29 krndandaman wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +

riot matchmaking pls
i dont believe in this MMR, we got rolled.

If you want to see fail matchmaking (and a famous face)

Lylat

France8574 Posts

September 27 2013 08:49 GMT

#9839

3k+ normal games wins.. holy shit

Chemiczny84

Poland458 Posts

September 27 2013 11:05 GMT

#9840

Go 6-6 in 12 games, first 1-5, then 5-1. Get from 60 points to 0 BECAUSE OF FUCKING PROMOTION MATCHES SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU RIOT YOUR LEAGUE SYSTEM SUCKS SO MUCH BALLS IT COULD BE NAMED SASHA GREY