[Hell, It's Aboot Time] Day 1 - Page 2

On August 22 2015 00:03 rotta wrote:
This intro screen (or whatever) is cool but why are T and P allied against Z?

On August 22 2015 00:03 IntoTheheart wrote:

Get more passion next time!

On August 22 2015 00:19 The_Templar wrote:

Turns out I have a class during day one anyway :D

On August 22 2015 00:21 IntoTheheart wrote:

You can LR/shitpost while in class, son. I shitposted like hell for the Blizzcon thread back in the day while attending all my lectures.

On August 22 2015 00:25 The_Templar wrote:

No, this is the super important class with the smartest 20-25 other people in it. And the instructor doesn't allow electronics.

(None of my classes allow electronics fml)

On August 22 2015 00:27 Big J wrote:

The story basically is that Protoss and Terran were infesting all the good planets and meanwhile zerg was sitting on char just chilling out being like: "That's ok, we're gonna try to live on the crappiest planet in the system." And then Fenix came and punched the overmind in his face and said: "The hell you will" And as he said that he grilled a zergling and ate it, but the peaceful zerg were like: "well, we don't want to start an intergalactic war. Please let us retreat from the cthulhu sector!". And Tassador said "Ok", but what he really did is that he put them in his carrier and flew them over to mar sara.
And there some wannabe American cowboy guy called Jim Raynor punched them around even more. And then the Protoss were all happy to grill the Terrans and the Zerg. And Tassadar even commited sodoku to kill the overmind just for being "too fat for this sector".
Only this one hot Terran grill understood what was actually going on and she asked Mensk to evacuate the zergs on new gettysburg but Mensk was an asshole too and so Kerrigan joined the Zerg and united them and fled with them. But then Raynor and Mensk and all the Protoss assholes came after her because they were evil patriarchs that couldn't stand how Kerrigan dressed and how she had her hair and that's how SC2 began.

On August 22 2015 00:27 Big J wrote:

The story basically is that Protoss and Terran were infesting all the good planets and meanwhile zerg was sitting on char just chilling out being like: "That's ok, we're gonna try to live on the crappiest planet in the system." And then Fenix came and punched the overmind in his face and said: "The hell you will" And as he said that he grilled a zergling and ate it, but the peaceful zerg were like: "well, we don't want to start an intergalactic war. Please let us retreat from the cthulhu sector!". And Tassador said "Ok", but what he really did is that he put them in his carrier and flew them over to mar sara.
And there some wannabe American cowboy guy called Jim Raynor punched them around even more. And then the Protoss were all happy to grill the Terrans and the Zerg. And Tassadar even commited sodoku to kill the overmind just for being "too fat for this sector".
Only this one hot Terran grill understood what was actually going on and she asked Mensk to evacuate the zergs on new gettysburg but Mensk was an asshole too and so Kerrigan joined the Zerg and united them and fled with them. But then Raynor and Mensk and all the Protoss assholes came after her because they were evil patriarchs that couldn't stand how Kerrigan dressed and how she had her hair and that's how SC2 began.

On August 22 2015 00:27 Big J wrote:

The story basically is that Protoss and Terran were infesting all the good planets and meanwhile zerg was sitting on char just chilling out being like: "That's ok, we're gonna try to live on the crappiest planet in the system." And then Fenix came and punched the overmind in his face and said: "The hell you will" And as he said that he grilled a zergling and ate it, but the peaceful zerg were like: "well, we don't want to start an intergalactic war. Please let us retreat from the cthulhu sector!". And Tassador said "Ok", but what he really did is that he put them in his carrier and flew them over to mar sara.
And there some wannabe American cowboy guy called Jim Raynor punched them around even more. And then the Protoss were all happy to grill the Terrans and the Zerg. And Tassadar even commited sodoku to kill the overmind just for being "too fat for this sector".
Only this one hot Terran grill understood what was actually going on and she asked Mensk to evacuate the zergs on new gettysburg but Mensk was an asshole too and so Kerrigan joined the Zerg and united them and fled with them. But then Raynor and Mensk and all the Protoss assholes came after her because they were evil patriarchs that couldn't stand how Kerrigan dressed and how she had her hair and that's how SC2 began.

On August 22 2015 00:39 Heartland wrote:
I really hope this goes well, Basetrade deserves it