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Ladies... Nah, just gentlemen.
We, at The Mad Processor, are, again, proud to present the 5th Starcraft 2 LAN tourney in downtown Amsterdam.
This special and prestigious tournament wil commence on the 14th of april with THE most scary, awesome, delicious, nerdy and tasty players Holland has to offer.
These awesome and (for some odd reason still unknown!) hunks of tasty meat will battle it out for an awesome cash prize, clout and respect from their peers in a battle that will shake the very grounds of the canal infested city that is Amsterdam.
One might wonder why we would pick Amsterdam as a place to host a battle of such nerdy glamour and galore? Afterall, a city that's as awesome as Amsterdam could not stand such an infestation of Starcraft 2 players poluting the awesomeness of our city? Well, as always, the hosts thought of everything.
Not only will there be a cash prize, but some additional prizes as well. Next to the cup that will be given to the winning players, we will also have some other prizes:
1.) The All loss streak: if you lose all your games, not winning once, you will get to be Kim Holland's fluffer for three days. This may sound weird, but you will get it when you meet her. So fellas, you better put some work into it.
2.) The 'I registered but I did not show up' douche's: ah, how very common! People that register that don't show up. How annoying! Well, we have a special person in our mids who will be tracking the people who commit such atrocities! Our very special mascotte, Madame Baktaart, who has the blackbelt in midgetgolf, will be tracking down any hoodlum that does not show up. He will break into your house, poop in your closet and stick a Belgian (sorry NoeNoe) flag in it. Be warned!
3.) Arguing with the ref: if you win an argument with the ref concerning one of your games, you will be banned! Yes gentlemen! A once in a life time REAL LIFE BAN prize!
How does a RL ban work exactly you ask? Well...
Now you may be thinking... ''Wait a minute! These are not prizes? Those are achievements. There are no such things as RL achievements!''
Well, guess again. There are. Because in Amsterdam, everything is possible.
Join the club, The Mad Processor club, get the achievements and play as a progamer at our tourney! Where everyone plays like doodoo! No worries about Boxer!
No nightmares about Idra stealing your girlfriend! No lunch being eaten by Sheth! Just you, and your fellow gold players in a battle for the title of...
GRAND AMSTERMASTER!
Does sound cool right? I know. It must be the coolest title to have as a Starcraft 2 player.
So, to all you nerds, geeks, turds, morons, douche's and fugly's: SIGN UP! Sign up and play the 14th of april. We will welcome you with open hands and energy drinks.
Register and compete with your fellow newbs. Meet your foes who called you a newb on the internet and slay them with all the fury you can muster!
See you soon!
ShittySingu,
Details
The event will be held APRIL14th 2012 in The Mad Processor in Amsterdam. http://maps.google.nl/maps?hl=nl&source=hp&q=The Mad Processor&ie=UTF8&hq=The Mad Processor&hnear=Amsterdam&z=16&iwloc=A.
The tournament will start at 1pm CET. We decided to not allow smoking inside during the tournament. If you want to smoke , there is an area outside where you can smoke.
This tournament is available for everybody who owns a SC II account on EUROPE server and there are a total of 32 spots available. So sign in asap!
Here is the deal
- 32 PC's available (it is possible to bring your own gear).
- Entry fee is € 25,-
€ 320 guaranteed
1st € 170 + goodies
2nd € 100 + goodies
3rd € 50 + goodies
Map pool
- 1v1 laddermappool.
Registration
If you want to participate you need to email dutchsc2tourneys@hotmail.com including your:
- Full name
- ESL ID, if you do not have an ESL account yet, create your account here http://www.esl.eu/benelux/register_player/. You can find your ID in the address bar while visiting your profile. For example: quakerix (Id: 574370).
Questions?
For any further questions please contact : dutchsc2tourneys@hotmail.com
Previous cup-winners
-Liquid'Ret
-srs(RAZER)Sushi
-ESC.Goody
-PoYo
List of Participants (updated daily)
1.Jeroen Bot
2.Florian Rota
3.Maikel Rota
4.Miza Akdah
5.Skip Goeree
6.Berwout de Vries Robles
7.Lennart Roest
8.Wladi Contreras
9.Camille Versteeg
10.Patrick van Ankum
11.Lloyd Reichman
12.Tom Brekelmans
13.Luca Lin
14.Faan Langelaan
15.Jaap de Knegt
16.Jay Boekstaaf
17.Gijs Bijsterbosch
Did i forget a name? Let me know.
