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endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
June 07 2010 17:06 GMT
#121
On June 08 2010 02:00 Captain Peabody wrote:
Why no Protoss were implicated...

+ Show Spoiler [Stork] +
(Z)sAviOr: Hey, Stork, come here...

(P)Stork: What is it? I'm busy raid...er, I mean practicing.

(Z)sAviOr: Hey, you know that upcoming finals you're in...the one where you're heavily favored versus a newer player?

(P)Stork: Aagh! @$%&ING TAUREN! Er...what about it?

(Z)sAviOr: Well...you know how much money you'd get if you win? Well, what if I told you you could make even more if you lost?

(P)Stork: Um...I can't lose this final. People are calling me the new (Z)YellOw...the Silver Surfer. My self-esteem has dropped below (Z)Chavi's...

(Z)sAviOr: But think about the money! You could buy yourself some new clothes...watches...

(P)Stork: No, I mean I can't lose this final. I've already made arrangements to hang myself if I do.



(Z)sAviOr: ...

[Later, after the finals...]

(P)Stork: *sniff*


+ Show Spoiler [Reach] +
(T)DarkElf: Hey, Reach, come over here...

(P)Reach: What is it? I was about to benchpress some Hydras...

(T)DarkElf: Yeah, well you know that upcoming game you're playing...well, it's not a very important game, right?

(P)Reach: Every game where I get to add to my Zerg skull collection is an important one.

(T)DarkElf: Well, you're not going to win any money on it, right? What if I told you that you COULD win money by playing that game? A lot of money.

(P)Reach: What's money?

(T)DarkElf: ...

Uh...it's that stuff that you use to buy things. Like clothes and food and expensive watches... You know.

(P)Reach: Really? You have to 'buy' things?
I just tell people to give me stuff... and then they do. I figured that's how it was for everyone. What does this "money" look like, anyway?

(T)DarkElf: Well, it's made of paper, and--well, that's not really the point. It'll help you get women, too!

(P)Reach: You think I need help getting women?

(T)DarkElf: ...

[DarkElf walks away slowly]

(T)DarkElf: *sob*


+ Show Spoiler [Rock] +
(P)Rock: Hey, (Z)sAviOr. What's up?

(Z)sAviOr: Who are you? You're getting commonness on my Timex...

(P)Rock: I'm (P)Rock! You know, the Protoss player from Wemade!

(Z)sAviOr: Oh. Didn't you...uh...make Carriers...that one time?

(P)Rock: That's me! And I beat (P)GoZip and (T)Fresh in the MSL prelims! Anyway, I wanted to talk to you about some cash-making opportunities I heard you're in on.

(Z)sAviOr: What about it?

(P)Rock: Well, I'm playing a well-respected player soon, and everyone expects me to lose. So I was thinking, instead of losing all the time, why not get PAID to lose?
I'll throw the game, and then we'll both collect lots of cash! Isn't that a great idea?

(Z)sAviOr: Um...no. Please go away.

(P)Rock: But...why not?

(Z)sAviOr: You're not good enough to get paid to lose.
Now, if you want to make yourself useful, go bring me a martini...

(P)Rock: *sniff*


And for some non-Protoss bonuses...

+ Show Spoiler [Flash] +
(Z)sAviOr: Hey, (T)Flash, what's up?

(T)Flash: Practicing.

(Z)sAviOr: I have a question for you: how'd you like some more money?

(T)Flash: Sure, whatever. Send it to my parents.

(Z)sAviOr: What?

(T)Flash: My parents keep all my money. I just play Starcraft all day.

(Z)sAviOr: Oh. But wouldn't you like to have some money of your own to spend?

(T)Flash: Not really. Now shush, I'm trying to perfect this TvZ build.

(Z)sAviOr: ...


+ Show Spoiler [Jaedong] +
(Z)sAviOr: Hey, (Z)Jaedong, how'd you like to earn some extra money?

(Z)Jaedong: Well, my parents say I should be earning a bigger salary...what kind of thing are you talking about?

(Z)sAviOr: Here's how it works. All you have to do is throw a game--

(Z)Jaedong: Wait. Throw a game? You mean I'd have to lose?

(Z)sAviOr: Um...yeah.

(Z)Jaedong: I don't lose.

(Z)sAviOr: Yeah, I know: that's why we'd make so much money if you DID. See--

(Z)Jaedong: I don't lose.

(Z)sAviOr: Um...okay. See, the way it would work is--

(Z)Jaedong: No, you don't get it. I hate losing more than death, Hitler, and Satan combined. Every time I lose, I'm filled with so much rage I have to spend the next week repeatedly four-pooling (P)PerfectMan. I don't lose.

(Z)sAviOr: ...

(Z)Jaedong: Now if you'll excuse me, there's a new upstart Terran build I need to grind into the dust of the Earth. THE TYRANT HAS COME!


You could make me smile after seeing Hwasin and Upmagic banned forever. Great post thanks! Lol at JD 4pooling perfectman for 1 week when he loses haha
ॐ
sYz-Adrenaline
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States1850 Posts
June 07 2010 17:07 GMT
#122
oh god peabody those are awesome lol
Can you feel the rush?
Zavior
Profile Joined August 2009
Finland753 Posts
June 07 2010 17:13 GMT
#123
hahahahaha
I DONT LOSE
awesomo :D
cYaN
Profile Joined May 2004
Norway3322 Posts
June 07 2010 17:16 GMT
#124
haha, nice jokes there peabody. I still feel so bad that Hwasin was such an idiot though.
Corrupt
Profile Joined August 2009
Bulgaria1312 Posts
June 07 2010 17:17 GMT
#125
Haha, nice post Captain! Savior debauching everyone, lol.
Just a guy trying to enjoy living in the worst timeline and failing miserably since 1990.
SuperArc
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Austria7781 Posts
June 07 2010 17:18 GMT
#126
On June 08 2010 02:00 Captain Peabody wrote:
Why no Protoss were implicated...

+ Show Spoiler [Stork] +
(Z)sAviOr: Hey, Stork, come here...

(P)Stork: What is it? I'm busy raid...er, I mean practicing.

(Z)sAviOr: Hey, you know that upcoming finals you're in...the one where you're heavily favored versus a newer player?

(P)Stork: Aagh! @$%&ING TAUREN! Er...what about it?

(Z)sAviOr: Well...you know how much money you'd get if you win? Well, what if I told you you could make even more if you lost?

(P)Stork: Um...I can't lose this final. People are calling me the new (Z)YellOw...the Silver Surfer. My self-esteem has dropped below (Z)Chavi's...

(Z)sAviOr: But think about the money! You could buy yourself some new clothes...watches...

(P)Stork: No, I mean I can't lose this final. I've already made arrangements to hang myself if I do.

(Z)sAviOr: ...

[Later, after the finals...]

(P)Stork: *sniff*


+ Show Spoiler [Reach] +
(T)DarkElf: Hey, Reach, come over here...

(P)Reach: What is it? I was about to benchpress some Hydras...

(T)DarkElf: Yeah, well you know that upcoming game you're playing...well, it's not a very important game, right?

(P)Reach: Every game where I get to add to my Zerg skull collection is an important one.

(T)DarkElf: Well, you're not going to win any money on it, right? What if I told you that you COULD win money by playing that game? A lot of money.

(P)Reach: What's money?

(T)DarkElf: ...

Uh...it's that stuff that you use to buy things. Like clothes and food and expensive watches... You know.

(P)Reach: Really? You have to 'buy' things?
I just tell people to give me stuff... and then they do. I figured that's how it was for everyone. What does this "money" look like, anyway?

(T)DarkElf: Well, it's made of paper, and--well, that's not really the point. It'll help you get women, too!

(P)Reach: You think I need help getting women?

(T)DarkElf: ...

[DarkElf walks away slowly]

(T)DarkElf: *sob*


+ Show Spoiler [Rock] +
(P)Rock: Hey, (Z)sAviOr. What's up?

(Z)sAviOr: Who are you? You're getting commonness on my Timex...

(P)Rock: I'm (P)Rock! You know, the Protoss player from Wemade!

(Z)sAviOr: Oh. Didn't you...uh...make Carriers...that one time?

(P)Rock: That's me! And I beat (P)GoZip and (T)Fresh in the MSL prelims! Anyway, I wanted to talk to you about some cash-making opportunities I heard you're in on.

(Z)sAviOr: What about it?

(P)Rock: Well, I'm playing a well-respected player soon, and everyone expects me to lose. So I was thinking, instead of losing all the time, why not get PAID to lose?
I'll throw the game, and then we'll both collect lots of cash! Isn't that a great idea?

(Z)sAviOr: Um...no. Please go away.

(P)Rock: But...why not?

(Z)sAviOr: You're not good enough to get paid to lose.
Now, if you want to make yourself useful, go bring me a martini...

(P)Rock: *sniff*


And for some non-Protoss bonuses...

+ Show Spoiler [Flash] +
(Z)sAviOr: Hey, (T)Flash, what's up?

(T)Flash: Practicing.

(Z)sAviOr: I have a question for you: how'd you like some more money?

(T)Flash: Sure, whatever. Send it to my parents.

(Z)sAviOr: What?

(T)Flash: My parents keep all my money. I just play Starcraft all day.

(Z)sAviOr: Oh. But wouldn't you like to have some money of your own to spend?

(T)Flash: Not really. Now shush, I'm trying to perfect this TvZ build.

(Z)sAviOr: ...


+ Show Spoiler [Jaedong] +
(Z)sAviOr: Hey, (Z)Jaedong, how'd you like to earn some extra money?

(Z)Jaedong: Well, my parents say I should be earning a bigger salary...what kind of thing are you talking about?

(Z)sAviOr: Here's how it works. All you have to do is throw a game--

(Z)Jaedong: Wait. Throw a game? You mean I'd have to lose?

(Z)sAviOr: Um...yeah.

(Z)Jaedong: I don't lose.

(Z)sAviOr: Yeah, I know: that's why we'd make so much money if you DID. See--

(Z)Jaedong: I don't lose.

(Z)sAviOr: Um...okay. See, the way it would work is--

(Z)Jaedong: No, you don't get it. I hate losing more than death, Hitler, and Satan combined. Every time I lose, I'm filled with so much rage I have to spend the next week repeatedly four-pooling (P)PerfectMan. I don't lose.

(Z)sAviOr: ...

(Z)Jaedong: Now if you'll excuse me, there's a new upstart Terran build I need to grind into the dust of the Earth. THE TYRANT HAS COME!


Haha, I liked JD and Flash
Snow - future of protoss! :) Nada = baller
infinity2k9
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United Kingdom2397 Posts
June 07 2010 17:19 GMT
#127
On June 08 2010 02:01 ~ava wrote:
I've been following the match-fixing news as it has come in but haven't actually seen a specific match/footage of any rigged match. Have any games been officially labelled as 'rigged'?


Luxury vs Hwasin for one, Luxury clearly throws the game. Also a few others were listed in another thread.
aupstar
Profile Joined June 2007
Australia912 Posts
June 07 2010 17:22 GMT
#128
On June 08 2010 02:00 Captain Peabody wrote:
Why no Protoss were implicated...

+ Show Spoiler [Stork] +
(Z)sAviOr: Hey, Stork, come here...

(P)Stork: What is it? I'm busy raid...er, I mean practicing.

(Z)sAviOr: Hey, you know that upcoming finals you're in...the one where you're heavily favored versus a newer player?

(P)Stork: Aagh! @$%&ING TAUREN! Er...what about it?

(Z)sAviOr: Well...you know how much money you'd get if you win? Well, what if I told you you could make even more if you lost?

(P)Stork: Um...I can't lose this final. People are calling me the new (Z)YellOw...the Silver Surfer. My self-esteem has dropped below (Z)Chavi's...

(Z)sAviOr: But think about the money! You could buy yourself some new clothes...watches...

(P)Stork: No, I mean I can't lose this final. I've already made arrangements to hang myself if I do.

(Z)sAviOr: ...

[Later, after the finals...]

(P)Stork: *sniff*


+ Show Spoiler [Reach] +
(T)DarkElf: Hey, Reach, come over here...

(P)Reach: What is it? I was about to benchpress some Hydras...

(T)DarkElf: Yeah, well you know that upcoming game you're playing...well, it's not a very important game, right?

(P)Reach: Every game where I get to add to my Zerg skull collection is an important one.

(T)DarkElf: Well, you're not going to win any money on it, right? What if I told you that you COULD win money by playing that game? A lot of money.

(P)Reach: What's money?

(T)DarkElf: ...

Uh...it's that stuff that you use to buy things. Like clothes and food and expensive watches... You know.

(P)Reach: Really? You have to 'buy' things?
I just tell people to give me stuff... and then they do. I figured that's how it was for everyone. What does this "money" look like, anyway?

(T)DarkElf: Well, it's made of paper, and--well, that's not really the point. It'll help you get women, too!

(P)Reach: You think I need help getting women?

(T)DarkElf: ...

[DarkElf walks away slowly]

(T)DarkElf: *sob*


+ Show Spoiler [Rock] +
(P)Rock: Hey, (Z)sAviOr. What's up?

(Z)sAviOr: Who are you? You're getting commonness on my Timex...

(P)Rock: I'm (P)Rock! You know, the Protoss player from Wemade!

(Z)sAviOr: Oh. Didn't you...uh...make Carriers...that one time?

(P)Rock: That's me! And I beat (P)GoZip and (T)Fresh in the MSL prelims! Anyway, I wanted to talk to you about some cash-making opportunities I heard you're in on.

(Z)sAviOr: What about it?

(P)Rock: Well, I'm playing a well-respected player soon, and everyone expects me to lose. So I was thinking, instead of losing all the time, why not get PAID to lose?
I'll throw the game, and then we'll both collect lots of cash! Isn't that a great idea?

(Z)sAviOr: Um...no. Please go away.

(P)Rock: But...why not?

(Z)sAviOr: You're not good enough to get paid to lose.
Now, if you want to make yourself useful, go bring me a martini...

(P)Rock: *sniff*


And for some non-Protoss bonuses...

+ Show Spoiler [Flash] +
(Z)sAviOr: Hey, (T)Flash, what's up?

(T)Flash: Practicing.

(Z)sAviOr: I have a question for you: how'd you like some more money?

(T)Flash: Sure, whatever. Send it to my parents.

(Z)sAviOr: What?

(T)Flash: My parents keep all my money. I just play Starcraft all day.

(Z)sAviOr: Oh. But wouldn't you like to have some money of your own to spend?

(T)Flash: Not really. Now shush, I'm trying to perfect this TvZ build.

(Z)sAviOr: ...


+ Show Spoiler [Jaedong] +
(Z)sAviOr: Hey, (Z)Jaedong, how'd you like to earn some extra money?

(Z)Jaedong: Well, my parents say I should be earning a bigger salary...what kind of thing are you talking about?

(Z)sAviOr: Here's how it works. All you have to do is throw a game--

(Z)Jaedong: Wait. Throw a game? You mean I'd have to lose?

(Z)sAviOr: Um...yeah.

(Z)Jaedong: I don't lose.

(Z)sAviOr: Yeah, I know: that's why we'd make so much money if you DID. See--

(Z)Jaedong: I don't lose.

(Z)sAviOr: Um...okay. See, the way it would work is--

(Z)Jaedong: No, you don't get it. I hate losing more than death, Hitler, and Satan combined. Every time I lose, I'm filled with so much rage I have to spend the next week repeatedly four-pooling (P)PerfectMan. I don't lose.

(Z)sAviOr: ...

(Z)Jaedong: Now if you'll excuse me, there's a new upstart Terran build I need to grind into the dust of the Earth. THE TYRANT HAS COME!


hahaha, beautiful post!

Made my day..lol
Firebats, the natural enemy of octozerg
HaruHaru
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States988 Posts
June 07 2010 17:24 GMT
#129
upmagic and hwasin had to do it in order to support tossgirl's high maintenance lifestyle and to keep her attracted!
Long live BroodWar!
chameleonism
Profile Joined May 2010
United States31 Posts
June 07 2010 17:26 GMT
#130
So...if Blizzard's transition with GOM is successful and all of the networks/teams in Korea move away from KeSPA's stronghold on the e-sport...will the banned players be given a second chance? possibly in SC2?
okum
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
France5778 Posts
June 07 2010 17:28 GMT
#131
On June 08 2010 02:26 chameleonism wrote:
So...if Blizzard's transition with GOM is successful and all of the networks/teams in Korea move away from KeSPA's stronghold on the e-sport...will the banned players be given a second chance? possibly in SC2?

IMO they should get a second chance in Sudden Attack... as punishment.
Flash fan before it was cool | Coiner of "jangbang"
olof
Profile Joined July 2009
Sweden254 Posts
June 07 2010 17:28 GMT
#132
I will hereby refer to him as "he who must not be named"
hi man O_O
khellian
Profile Joined February 2010
Korea (South)922 Posts
June 07 2010 17:28 GMT
#133
Sad, but this is the only way to move on.
s2pid_loser
Profile Joined March 2010
United States699 Posts
June 07 2010 17:31 GMT
#134
can they switch to sc2? =D
Et Ducit Mundum Per Luce
GodspeedingTerran
Profile Joined May 2010
11 Posts
June 07 2010 17:34 GMT
#135
On June 07 2010 20:56 Mortician wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2010 20:39 aers wrote:
Sad, but had to happen.

Also amusing that there were no Protoss involved in the end.


Well, you dont have to bribe a protoss to lose


Ha, I laughed pretty hard at this one
aupstar
Profile Joined June 2007
Australia912 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 17:50:44
June 07 2010 17:35 GMT
#136
They should all form a new SC2 esports team under savior and sponsored by blizzard (that'll teach kespa!). They have enough talent/noobs to bash to be a very good team! Plus, head start! They'd be the highest apm sc2 players. Saviour would actually be able to compete and kick ass!
Firebats, the natural enemy of octozerg
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
June 07 2010 17:38 GMT
#137
Hwasin. =/
Inpu
Profile Joined May 2010
9 Posts
June 07 2010 17:40 GMT
#138
Could saviour have a rise in sc2, since there isnt a KeSPA
Hell, its about time.
Djin)ftw(
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Germany3357 Posts
June 07 2010 17:44 GMT
#139
On June 08 2010 02:00 Captain Peabody wrote:
Why no Protoss were implicated...

+ Show Spoiler [Stork] +
(Z)sAviOr: Hey, Stork, come here...

(P)Stork: What is it? I'm busy raid...er, I mean practicing.

(Z)sAviOr: Hey, you know that upcoming finals you're in...the one where you're heavily favored versus a newer player?

(P)Stork: Aagh! @$%&ING TAUREN! Er...what about it?

(Z)sAviOr: Well...you know how much money you'd get if you win? Well, what if I told you you could make even more if you lost?

(P)Stork: Um...I can't lose this final. People are calling me the new (Z)YellOw...the Silver Surfer. My self-esteem has dropped below (Z)Chavi's...

(Z)sAviOr: But think about the money! You could buy yourself some new clothes...watches...

(P)Stork: No, I mean I can't lose this final. I've already made arrangements to hang myself if I do.

(Z)sAviOr: ...

[Later, after the finals...]

(P)Stork: *sniff*


+ Show Spoiler [Reach] +
(T)DarkElf: Hey, Reach, come over here...

(P)Reach: What is it? I was about to benchpress some Hydras...

(T)DarkElf: Yeah, well you know that upcoming game you're playing...well, it's not a very important game, right?

(P)Reach: Every game where I get to add to my Zerg skull collection is an important one.

(T)DarkElf: Well, you're not going to win any money on it, right? What if I told you that you COULD win money by playing that game? A lot of money.

(P)Reach: What's money?

(T)DarkElf: ...

Uh...it's that stuff that you use to buy things. Like clothes and food and expensive watches... You know.

(P)Reach: Really? You have to 'buy' things?
I just tell people to give me stuff... and then they do. I figured that's how it was for everyone. What does this "money" look like, anyway?

(T)DarkElf: Well, it's made of paper, and--well, that's not really the point. It'll help you get women, too!

(P)Reach: You think I need help getting women?

(T)DarkElf: ...

[DarkElf walks away slowly]

(T)DarkElf: *sob*


+ Show Spoiler [Rock] +
(P)Rock: Hey, (Z)sAviOr. What's up?

(Z)sAviOr: Who are you? You're getting commonness on my Timex...

(P)Rock: I'm (P)Rock! You know, the Protoss player from Wemade!

(Z)sAviOr: Oh. Didn't you...uh...make Carriers...that one time?

(P)Rock: That's me! And I beat (P)GoZip and (T)Fresh in the MSL prelims! Anyway, I wanted to talk to you about some cash-making opportunities I heard you're in on.

(Z)sAviOr: What about it?

(P)Rock: Well, I'm playing a well-respected player soon, and everyone expects me to lose. So I was thinking, instead of losing all the time, why not get PAID to lose?
I'll throw the game, and then we'll both collect lots of cash! Isn't that a great idea?

(Z)sAviOr: Um...no. Please go away.

(P)Rock: But...why not?

(Z)sAviOr: You're not good enough to get paid to lose.
Now, if you want to make yourself useful, go bring me a martini...

(P)Rock: *sniff*


And for some non-Protoss bonuses...

+ Show Spoiler [Flash] +
(Z)sAviOr: Hey, (T)Flash, what's up?

(T)Flash: Practicing.

(Z)sAviOr: I have a question for you: how'd you like some more money?

(T)Flash: Sure, whatever. Send it to my parents.

(Z)sAviOr: What?

(T)Flash: My parents keep all my money. I just play Starcraft all day.

(Z)sAviOr: Oh. But wouldn't you like to have some money of your own to spend?

(T)Flash: Not really. Now shush, I'm trying to perfect this TvZ build.

(Z)sAviOr: ...


+ Show Spoiler [Jaedong] +
(Z)sAviOr: Hey, (Z)Jaedong, how'd you like to earn some extra money?

(Z)Jaedong: Well, my parents say I should be earning a bigger salary...what kind of thing are you talking about?

(Z)sAviOr: Here's how it works. All you have to do is throw a game--

(Z)Jaedong: Wait. Throw a game? You mean I'd have to lose?

(Z)sAviOr: Um...yeah.

(Z)Jaedong: I don't lose.

(Z)sAviOr: Yeah, I know: that's why we'd make so much money if you DID. See--

(Z)Jaedong: I don't lose.

(Z)sAviOr: Um...okay. See, the way it would work is--

(Z)Jaedong: No, you don't get it. I hate losing more than death, Hitler, and Satan combined. Every time I lose, I'm filled with so much rage I have to spend the next week repeatedly four-pooling (P)PerfectMan. I don't lose.

(Z)sAviOr: ...

(Z)Jaedong: Now if you'll excuse me, there's a new upstart Terran build I need to grind into the dust of the Earth. THE TYRANT HAS COME!


rofl ^_^

I'm glad there is no protoss involved. Protoss players are honest after all (if not skilled)
"jk CLG best mindgames using the baron to counterthrow" - boesthius
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June 07 2010 17:56 GMT
#140
good riddance.
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