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On June 08 2010 02:00 Captain Peabody wrote:Why no Protoss were implicated... + Show Spoiler [Stork] + sAviOr: Hey, Stork, come here...  Stork: What is it? I'm busy raid...er, I mean practicing. sAviOr: Hey, you know that upcoming finals you're in...the one where you're heavily favored versus a newer player? Stork: Aagh! @$%&ING TAUREN! Er...what about it? sAviOr: Well...you know how much money you'd get if you win? Well, what if I told you you could make even more if you lost? Stork: Um...I can't lose this final. People are calling me the new YellOw...the Silver Surfer. My self-esteem has dropped below Chavi's... sAviOr: But think about the money! You could buy yourself some new clothes...watches... Stork: No, I mean I can't lose this final. I've already made arrangements to hang myself if I do. sAviOr: ... [ Later, after the finals...] Stork: *sniff*   DarkElf: Hey, Reach, come over here... Reach: What is it? I was about to benchpress some Hydras... DarkElf: Yeah, well you know that upcoming game you're playing...well, it's not a very important game, right? Reach: Every game where I get to add to my Zerg skull collection is an important one. DarkElf: Well, you're not going to win any money on it, right? What if I told you that you COULD win money by playing that game? A lot of money. Reach: What's money? DarkElf: ... Uh...it's that stuff that you use to buy things. Like clothes and food and expensive watches... You know. Reach: Really? You have to 'buy' things? I just tell people to give me stuff... and then they do. I figured that's how it was for everyone. What does this "money" look like, anyway? DarkElf: Well, it's made of paper, and--well, that's not really the point. It'll help you get women, too! Reach: You think I need help getting women? DarkElf: ... [DarkElf walks away slowly] DarkElf: *sob* Rock: Hey, sAviOr. What's up? sAviOr: Who are you? You're getting commonness on my Timex... Rock: I'm Rock! You know, the Protoss player from Wemade! sAviOr: Oh. Didn't you...uh...make Carriers...that one time? Rock: That's me! And I beat GoZip and Fresh in the MSL prelims! Anyway, I wanted to talk to you about some cash-making opportunities I heard you're in on. sAviOr: What about it? Rock: Well, I'm playing a well-respected player soon, and everyone expects me to lose. So I was thinking, instead of losing all the time, why not get PAID to lose? I'll throw the game, and then we'll both collect lots of cash! Isn't that a great idea? sAviOr: Um...no. Please go away. Rock: But...why not? sAviOr: You're not good enough to get paid to lose. Now, if you want to make yourself useful, go bring me a martini... Rock: *sniff* And for some non-Protoss bonuses... + Show Spoiler [Flash] +sAviOr: Hey, Flash, what's up? Flash: Practicing. sAviOr: I have a question for you: how'd you like some more money? Flash: Sure, whatever. Send it to my parents. sAviOr: What? Flash: My parents keep all my money. I just play Starcraft all day. sAviOr: Oh. But wouldn't you like to have some money of your own to spend? Flash: Not really. Now shush, I'm trying to perfect this TvZ build. sAviOr: ... sAviOr: Hey, Jaedong, how'd you like to earn some extra money? Jaedong: Well, my parents say I should be earning a bigger salary...what kind of thing are you talking about? sAviOr: Here's how it works. All you have to do is throw a game-- Jaedong: Wait. Throw a game? You mean I'd have to lose? sAviOr: Um...yeah. Jaedong: I don't lose. sAviOr: Yeah, I know: that's why we'd make so much money if you DID. See-- Jaedong: I don't lose. sAviOr: Um...okay. See, the way it would work is-- Jaedong: No, you don't get it. I hate losing more than death, Hitler, and Satan combined. Every time I lose, I'm filled with so much rage I have to spend the next week repeatedly four-pooling PerfectMan. I don't lose. sAviOr: ... Jaedong: Now if you'll excuse me, there's a new upstart Terran build I need to grind into the dust of the Earth. THE TYRANT HAS COME!
You could make me smile after seeing Hwasin and Upmagic banned forever. Great post thanks! Lol at JD 4pooling perfectman for 1 week when he loses haha
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oh god peabody those are awesome lol
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hahahahaha
I DONT LOSE
awesomo :D
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haha, nice jokes there peabody. I still feel so bad that Hwasin was such an idiot though.
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Haha, nice post Captain! Savior debauching everyone, lol.
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On June 08 2010 02:00 Captain Peabody wrote:Why no Protoss were implicated... + Show Spoiler [Stork] +sAviOr: Hey, Stork, come here... Stork: What is it? I'm busy raid...er, I mean practicing. sAviOr: Hey, you know that upcoming finals you're in...the one where you're heavily favored versus a newer player? Stork: Aagh! @$%&ING TAUREN! Er...what about it? sAviOr: Well...you know how much money you'd get if you win? Well, what if I told you you could make even more if you lost? Stork: Um...I can't lose this final. People are calling me the new YellOw...the Silver Surfer. My self-esteem has dropped below Chavi's... sAviOr: But think about the money! You could buy yourself some new clothes...watches... Stork: No, I mean I can't lose this final. I've already made arrangements to hang myself if I do. sAviOr: ... [ Later, after the finals...] Stork: *sniff* DarkElf: Hey, Reach, come over here... Reach: What is it? I was about to benchpress some Hydras... DarkElf: Yeah, well you know that upcoming game you're playing...well, it's not a very important game, right? Reach: Every game where I get to add to my Zerg skull collection is an important one. DarkElf: Well, you're not going to win any money on it, right? What if I told you that you COULD win money by playing that game? A lot of money. Reach: What's money? DarkElf: ... Uh...it's that stuff that you use to buy things. Like clothes and food and expensive watches... You know. Reach: Really? You have to 'buy' things? I just tell people to give me stuff... and then they do. I figured that's how it was for everyone. What does this "money" look like, anyway? DarkElf: Well, it's made of paper, and--well, that's not really the point. It'll help you get women, too! Reach: You think I need help getting women? DarkElf: ... [DarkElf walks away slowly] DarkElf: *sob* Rock: Hey, sAviOr. What's up? sAviOr: Who are you? You're getting commonness on my Timex... Rock: I'm Rock! You know, the Protoss player from Wemade! sAviOr: Oh. Didn't you...uh...make Carriers...that one time? Rock: That's me! And I beat GoZip and Fresh in the MSL prelims! Anyway, I wanted to talk to you about some cash-making opportunities I heard you're in on. sAviOr: What about it? Rock: Well, I'm playing a well-respected player soon, and everyone expects me to lose. So I was thinking, instead of losing all the time, why not get PAID to lose? I'll throw the game, and then we'll both collect lots of cash! Isn't that a great idea? sAviOr: Um...no. Please go away. Rock: But...why not? sAviOr: You're not good enough to get paid to lose. Now, if you want to make yourself useful, go bring me a martini... Rock: *sniff* And for some non-Protoss bonuses... + Show Spoiler [Flash] +sAviOr: Hey, Flash, what's up? Flash: Practicing. sAviOr: I have a question for you: how'd you like some more money? Flash: Sure, whatever. Send it to my parents. sAviOr: What? Flash: My parents keep all my money. I just play Starcraft all day. sAviOr: Oh. But wouldn't you like to have some money of your own to spend? Flash: Not really. Now shush, I'm trying to perfect this TvZ build. sAviOr: ... sAviOr: Hey, Jaedong, how'd you like to earn some extra money? Jaedong: Well, my parents say I should be earning a bigger salary...what kind of thing are you talking about? sAviOr: Here's how it works. All you have to do is throw a game-- Jaedong: Wait. Throw a game? You mean I'd have to lose? sAviOr: Um...yeah. Jaedong: I don't lose. sAviOr: Yeah, I know: that's why we'd make so much money if you DID. See-- Jaedong: I don't lose. sAviOr: Um...okay. See, the way it would work is-- Jaedong: No, you don't get it. I hate losing more than death, Hitler, and Satan combined. Every time I lose, I'm filled with so much rage I have to spend the next week repeatedly four-pooling PerfectMan. I don't lose. sAviOr: ... Jaedong: Now if you'll excuse me, there's a new upstart Terran build I need to grind into the dust of the Earth. THE TYRANT HAS COME!
Haha, I liked JD and Flash
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On June 08 2010 02:01 ~ava wrote:
I've been following the match-fixing news as it has come in but haven't actually seen a specific match/footage of any rigged match. Have any games been officially labelled as 'rigged'?
Luxury vs Hwasin for one, Luxury clearly throws the game. Also a few others were listed in another thread.
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On June 08 2010 02:00 Captain Peabody wrote:Why no Protoss were implicated... + Show Spoiler [Stork] +sAviOr: Hey, Stork, come here... Stork: What is it? I'm busy raid...er, I mean practicing. sAviOr: Hey, you know that upcoming finals you're in...the one where you're heavily favored versus a newer player? Stork: Aagh! @$%&ING TAUREN! Er...what about it? sAviOr: Well...you know how much money you'd get if you win? Well, what if I told you you could make even more if you lost? Stork: Um...I can't lose this final. People are calling me the new YellOw...the Silver Surfer. My self-esteem has dropped below Chavi's... sAviOr: But think about the money! You could buy yourself some new clothes...watches... Stork: No, I mean I can't lose this final. I've already made arrangements to hang myself if I do. sAviOr: ... [ Later, after the finals...] Stork: *sniff* DarkElf: Hey, Reach, come over here... Reach: What is it? I was about to benchpress some Hydras... DarkElf: Yeah, well you know that upcoming game you're playing...well, it's not a very important game, right? Reach: Every game where I get to add to my Zerg skull collection is an important one. DarkElf: Well, you're not going to win any money on it, right? What if I told you that you COULD win money by playing that game? A lot of money. Reach: What's money? DarkElf: ... Uh...it's that stuff that you use to buy things. Like clothes and food and expensive watches... You know. Reach: Really? You have to 'buy' things? I just tell people to give me stuff... and then they do. I figured that's how it was for everyone. What does this "money" look like, anyway? DarkElf: Well, it's made of paper, and--well, that's not really the point. It'll help you get women, too! Reach: You think I need help getting women? DarkElf: ... [DarkElf walks away slowly] DarkElf: *sob* Rock: Hey, sAviOr. What's up? sAviOr: Who are you? You're getting commonness on my Timex... Rock: I'm Rock! You know, the Protoss player from Wemade! sAviOr: Oh. Didn't you...uh...make Carriers...that one time? Rock: That's me! And I beat GoZip and Fresh in the MSL prelims! Anyway, I wanted to talk to you about some cash-making opportunities I heard you're in on. sAviOr: What about it? Rock: Well, I'm playing a well-respected player soon, and everyone expects me to lose. So I was thinking, instead of losing all the time, why not get PAID to lose? I'll throw the game, and then we'll both collect lots of cash! Isn't that a great idea? sAviOr: Um...no. Please go away. Rock: But...why not? sAviOr: You're not good enough to get paid to lose. Now, if you want to make yourself useful, go bring me a martini... Rock: *sniff* And for some non-Protoss bonuses... + Show Spoiler [Flash] +sAviOr: Hey, Flash, what's up? Flash: Practicing. sAviOr: I have a question for you: how'd you like some more money? Flash: Sure, whatever. Send it to my parents. sAviOr: What? Flash: My parents keep all my money. I just play Starcraft all day. sAviOr: Oh. But wouldn't you like to have some money of your own to spend? Flash: Not really. Now shush, I'm trying to perfect this TvZ build. sAviOr: ... sAviOr: Hey, Jaedong, how'd you like to earn some extra money? Jaedong: Well, my parents say I should be earning a bigger salary...what kind of thing are you talking about? sAviOr: Here's how it works. All you have to do is throw a game-- Jaedong: Wait. Throw a game? You mean I'd have to lose? sAviOr: Um...yeah. Jaedong: I don't lose. sAviOr: Yeah, I know: that's why we'd make so much money if you DID. See-- Jaedong: I don't lose. sAviOr: Um...okay. See, the way it would work is-- Jaedong: No, you don't get it. I hate losing more than death, Hitler, and Satan combined. Every time I lose, I'm filled with so much rage I have to spend the next week repeatedly four-pooling PerfectMan. I don't lose. sAviOr: ... Jaedong: Now if you'll excuse me, there's a new upstart Terran build I need to grind into the dust of the Earth. THE TYRANT HAS COME!
hahaha, beautiful post!
Made my day..lol
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upmagic and hwasin had to do it in order to support tossgirl's high maintenance lifestyle and to keep her attracted!
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So...if Blizzard's transition with GOM is successful and all of the networks/teams in Korea move away from KeSPA's stronghold on the e-sport...will the banned players be given a second chance? possibly in SC2?
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On June 08 2010 02:26 chameleonism wrote:
So...if Blizzard's transition with GOM is successful and all of the networks/teams in Korea move away from KeSPA's stronghold on the e-sport...will the banned players be given a second chance? possibly in SC2?
IMO they should get a second chance in Sudden Attack... as punishment.
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I will hereby refer to him as "he who must not be named"
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Sad, but this is the only way to move on.
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can they switch to sc2? =D
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On June 07 2010 20:56 Mortician wrote:Show nested quote +On June 07 2010 20:39 aers wrote:
Sad, but had to happen.
Also amusing that there were no Protoss involved in the end. Well, you dont have to bribe a protoss to lose
Ha, I laughed pretty hard at this one
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They should all form a new SC2 esports team under savior and sponsored by blizzard (that'll teach kespa!). They have enough talent/noobs to bash to be a very good team! Plus, head start! They'd be the highest apm sc2 players. Saviour would actually be able to compete and kick ass!
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Could saviour have a rise in sc2, since there isnt a KeSPA
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On June 08 2010 02:00 Captain Peabody wrote:Why no Protoss were implicated... + Show Spoiler [Stork] +sAviOr: Hey, Stork, come here... Stork: What is it? I'm busy raid...er, I mean practicing. sAviOr: Hey, you know that upcoming finals you're in...the one where you're heavily favored versus a newer player? Stork: Aagh! @$%&ING TAUREN! Er...what about it? sAviOr: Well...you know how much money you'd get if you win? Well, what if I told you you could make even more if you lost? Stork: Um...I can't lose this final. People are calling me the new YellOw...the Silver Surfer. My self-esteem has dropped below Chavi's... sAviOr: But think about the money! You could buy yourself some new clothes...watches... Stork: No, I mean I can't lose this final. I've already made arrangements to hang myself if I do. sAviOr: ... [ Later, after the finals...] Stork: *sniff* DarkElf: Hey, Reach, come over here... Reach: What is it? I was about to benchpress some Hydras... DarkElf: Yeah, well you know that upcoming game you're playing...well, it's not a very important game, right? Reach: Every game where I get to add to my Zerg skull collection is an important one. DarkElf: Well, you're not going to win any money on it, right? What if I told you that you COULD win money by playing that game? A lot of money. Reach: What's money? DarkElf: ... Uh...it's that stuff that you use to buy things. Like clothes and food and expensive watches... You know. Reach: Really? You have to 'buy' things? I just tell people to give me stuff... and then they do. I figured that's how it was for everyone. What does this "money" look like, anyway? DarkElf: Well, it's made of paper, and--well, that's not really the point. It'll help you get women, too! Reach: You think I need help getting women? DarkElf: ... [DarkElf walks away slowly] DarkElf: *sob* Rock: Hey, sAviOr. What's up? sAviOr: Who are you? You're getting commonness on my Timex... Rock: I'm Rock! You know, the Protoss player from Wemade! sAviOr: Oh. Didn't you...uh...make Carriers...that one time? Rock: That's me! And I beat GoZip and Fresh in the MSL prelims! Anyway, I wanted to talk to you about some cash-making opportunities I heard you're in on. sAviOr: What about it? Rock: Well, I'm playing a well-respected player soon, and everyone expects me to lose. So I was thinking, instead of losing all the time, why not get PAID to lose? I'll throw the game, and then we'll both collect lots of cash! Isn't that a great idea? sAviOr: Um...no. Please go away. Rock: But...why not? sAviOr: You're not good enough to get paid to lose. Now, if you want to make yourself useful, go bring me a martini... Rock: *sniff* And for some non-Protoss bonuses... + Show Spoiler [Flash] +sAviOr: Hey, Flash, what's up? Flash: Practicing. sAviOr: I have a question for you: how'd you like some more money? Flash: Sure, whatever. Send it to my parents. sAviOr: What? Flash: My parents keep all my money. I just play Starcraft all day. sAviOr: Oh. But wouldn't you like to have some money of your own to spend? Flash: Not really. Now shush, I'm trying to perfect this TvZ build. sAviOr: ... sAviOr: Hey, Jaedong, how'd you like to earn some extra money? Jaedong: Well, my parents say I should be earning a bigger salary...what kind of thing are you talking about? sAviOr: Here's how it works. All you have to do is throw a game-- Jaedong: Wait. Throw a game? You mean I'd have to lose? sAviOr: Um...yeah. Jaedong: I don't lose. sAviOr: Yeah, I know: that's why we'd make so much money if you DID. See-- Jaedong: I don't lose. sAviOr: Um...okay. See, the way it would work is-- Jaedong: No, you don't get it. I hate losing more than death, Hitler, and Satan combined. Every time I lose, I'm filled with so much rage I have to spend the next week repeatedly four-pooling PerfectMan. I don't lose. sAviOr: ... Jaedong: Now if you'll excuse me, there's a new upstart Terran build I need to grind into the dust of the Earth. THE TYRANT HAS COME!
rofl ^_^
I'm glad there is no protoss involved. Protoss players are honest after all (if not skilled)
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