EPTMatch Fixing Players all Banned by Kespa - Page 6
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rugmonkey
United Kingdom126 Posts
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Garaman
United States556 Posts
i always enjoyed hwasin's t v z. savior is savior.. upmagic.... i remember nal_ra vs upmagic but wtff T__T | ||
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[Q9]HU
Vietnam21 Posts
So Sorrow. | ||
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KnightOfNi
United States1508 Posts
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So no fek
United States3001 Posts
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keV.
United States3214 Posts
On June 07 2010 22:00 Rekrul wrote: I bet these guys are really rooting for blizzard in the battle vs. kespa now lol. My first thought as well... | ||
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
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No_eL
Chile1438 Posts
lol | ||
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love1another
United States1844 Posts
On June 08 2010 01:39 Kennigit wrote: No protoss players involved because it is impossible to lose a game with that race! Lol, now think twice before calling toss the 1a2a3a scum! | ||
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BrownBear
United States6894 Posts
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Corrupt
Bulgaria1312 Posts
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yeti
United States258 Posts
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Fraidnot
United States824 Posts
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aupstar
Australia912 Posts
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Athos
United States2484 Posts
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LegendaryZ
United States1583 Posts
On June 07 2010 23:11 ionlyplayPROtoss wrote: It doesn't help to move when you can't speak any language other than korean and North Korea is obviously not an option. There are Korean communities all over the world where the majority of people don't speak the native language well or at all. I know plenty of Koreans here in NYC that don't speak any English whatsoever beyond "Hello" "Goodbye" and "Thank you." I don't think the language barrier is anywhere near as big of an issue as you would make it seem. Japan, Mexico, USA, Argentina, etc. Plenty of places where you can go with Korean communities. | ||
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Captain Peabody
United States3110 Posts
+ Show Spoiler [Stork] +  sAviOr: Hey, Stork, come here... Stork: What is it? I'm busy raid...er, I mean practicing.sAviOr: Hey, you know that upcoming finals you're in...the one where you're heavily favored versus a newer player?Stork: Aagh! @$%&ING TAUREN! Er...what about it?sAviOr: Well...you know how much money you'd get if you win? Well, what if I told you you could make even more if you lost?Stork: Um...I can't lose this final. People are calling me the new YellOw...the Silver Surfer. My self-esteem has dropped below Chavi's... sAviOr: But think about the money! You could buy yourself some new clothes...watches...Stork: No, I mean I can't lose this final. I've already made arrangements to hang myself if I do.sAviOr: ...[Later, after the finals...] Stork: *sniff*  + Show Spoiler [Reach] +  DarkElf: Hey, Reach, come over here...Reach: What is it? I was about to benchpress some Hydras...DarkElf: Yeah, well you know that upcoming game you're playing...well, it's not a very important game, right?Reach: Every game where I get to add to my Zerg skull collection is an important one.DarkElf: Well, you're not going to win any money on it, right? What if I told you that you COULD win money by playing that game? A lot of money.Reach: What's money?DarkElf: ...Uh...it's that stuff that you use to buy things. Like clothes and food and expensive watches... You know. Reach: Really? You have to 'buy' things?I just tell people to give me stuff... and then they do. I figured that's how it was for everyone. What does this "money" look like, anyway? DarkElf: Well, it's made of paper, and--well, that's not really the point. It'll help you get women, too!Reach: You think I need help getting women?DarkElf: ...[DarkElf walks away slowly] DarkElf: *sob*+ Show Spoiler [Rock] + Rock: Hey, sAviOr. What's up?sAviOr: Who are you? You're getting commonness on my Timex...Rock: I'm Rock! You know, the Protoss player from Wemade! sAviOr: Oh. Didn't you...uh...make Carriers...that one time? Rock: That's me! And I beat GoZip and Fresh in the MSL prelims! Anyway, I wanted to talk to you about some cash-making opportunities I heard you're in on. sAviOr: What about it?Rock: Well, I'm playing a well-respected player soon, and everyone expects me to lose. So I was thinking, instead of losing all the time, why not get PAID to lose? I'll throw the game, and then we'll both collect lots of cash! Isn't that a great idea? sAviOr: Um...no. Please go away.Rock: But...why not?sAviOr: You're not good enough to get paid to lose.Now, if you want to make yourself useful, go bring me a martini... Rock: *sniff*And for some non-Protoss bonuses... + Show Spoiler [Flash] + sAviOr: Hey, Flash, what's up?Flash: Practicing.sAviOr: I have a question for you: how'd you like some more money?Flash: Sure, whatever. Send it to my parents.sAviOr: What?Flash: My parents keep all my money. I just play Starcraft all day. sAviOr: Oh. But wouldn't you like to have some money of your own to spend?Flash: Not really. Now shush, I'm trying to perfect this TvZ build.sAviOr: ...+ Show Spoiler [Jaedong] + sAviOr: Hey, Jaedong, how'd you like to earn some extra money?Jaedong: Well, my parents say I should be earning a bigger salary...what kind of thing are you talking about?sAviOr: Here's how it works. All you have to do is throw a game--Jaedong: Wait. Throw a game? You mean I'd have to lose?sAviOr: Um...yeah.Jaedong: I don't lose.sAviOr: Yeah, I know: that's why we'd make so much money if you DID. See--Jaedong: I don't lose. sAviOr: Um...okay. See, the way it would work is--Jaedong: No, you don't get it. I hate losing more than death, Hitler, and Satan combined. Every time I lose, I'm filled with so much rage I have to spend the next week repeatedly four-pooling PerfectMan. I don't lose.sAviOr: ...Jaedong: Now if you'll excuse me, there's a new upstart Terran build I need to grind into the dust of the Earth. THE TYRANT HAS COME! | ||
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~ava
Canada378 Posts
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SkelA
Macedonia13032 Posts
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endy
Switzerland8970 Posts
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