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Malongo
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Chile3472 Posts
May 22 2009 05:04 GMT
#1621
On May 22 2009 14:03 Caller wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 22 2009 14:03 Qatol wrote:
On May 22 2009 14:00 L wrote:
And the fact that Qatol inadvertently admitted they needed to re-write shit means that dreamflower is nearly 100%confirmed innocent.

Doesn't matter. she is also 100% Confirmed Dead

gotem gotem gotem gotem gotem gotem

also L i believe you're dead too

SO STFU

Last words?
Help me! im still improving my English. An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. M. G.
Tricode
Profile Joined January 2009
United States538 Posts
May 22 2009 05:04 GMT
#1622
@caller......should i be thanking you or be mad that we lost another townie?
1, 2, he is coming for you. Kill the C0bbler!
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
May 22 2009 05:04 GMT
#1623
On May 22 2009 14:04 Malongo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 22 2009 14:03 Caller wrote:
On May 22 2009 14:03 Qatol wrote:
On May 22 2009 14:00 L wrote:
And the fact that Qatol inadvertently admitted they needed to re-write shit means that dreamflower is nearly 100%confirmed innocent.

Doesn't matter. she is also 100% Confirmed Dead

gotem gotem gotem gotem gotem gotem

also L i believe you're dead too

SO STFU

Last words?

naw i'll save those after the post
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
Qatol
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States3165 Posts
May 22 2009 05:05 GMT
#1624
On May 22 2009 14:03 Caller wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 22 2009 14:03 Qatol wrote:
On May 22 2009 14:00 L wrote:
And the fact that Qatol inadvertently admitted they needed to re-write shit means that dreamflower is nearly 100%confirmed innocent.

Doesn't matter. she is also 100% Confirmed Dead

gotem gotem gotem gotem gotem gotem

also L i believe you're dead too

SO STFU

So are you. Heed your own advice please.
Uff Da
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
May 22 2009 05:05 GMT
#1625
On May 22 2009 14:04 Tricode wrote:
@caller......should i be thanking you or be mad that we lost another townie?

the only reason we killed him was because he was pissing me off lol
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
May 22 2009 05:05 GMT
#1626
On May 22 2009 14:05 Qatol wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 22 2009 14:03 Caller wrote:
On May 22 2009 14:03 Qatol wrote:
On May 22 2009 14:00 L wrote:
And the fact that Qatol inadvertently admitted they needed to re-write shit means that dreamflower is nearly 100%confirmed innocent.

Doesn't matter. she is also 100% Confirmed Dead

gotem gotem gotem gotem gotem gotem

also L i believe you're dead too

SO STFU

So are you. Heed your own advice please.

post isn't up yet ^^
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
Qatol
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States3165 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-22 05:07:00
May 22 2009 05:06 GMT
#1627
On May 22 2009 14:05 Caller wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 22 2009 14:05 Qatol wrote:
On May 22 2009 14:03 Caller wrote:
On May 22 2009 14:03 Qatol wrote:
On May 22 2009 14:00 L wrote:
And the fact that Qatol inadvertently admitted they needed to re-write shit means that dreamflower is nearly 100%confirmed innocent.

Doesn't matter. she is also 100% Confirmed Dead

gotem gotem gotem gotem gotem gotem

also L i believe you're dead too

SO STFU

So are you. Heed your own advice please.

post isn't up yet ^^

Caller
Happy? Now let me fix the day post please
Uff Da
Tricode
Profile Joined January 2009
United States538 Posts
May 22 2009 05:06 GMT
#1628
@caller lol. Sadly we have something we can agree on. Though if he is part of you dieng and you being mafia.

Then I would like to say good job L. I still won't take back the things i said about you though.
1, 2, he is coming for you. Kill the C0bbler!
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
May 22 2009 05:06 GMT
#1629
On May 22 2009 14:06 Qatol wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 22 2009 14:05 Qatol wrote:
On May 22 2009 14:03 Caller wrote:
On May 22 2009 14:03 Qatol wrote:
On May 22 2009 14:00 L wrote:
And the fact that Qatol inadvertently admitted they needed to re-write shit means that dreamflower is nearly 100%confirmed innocent.

Doesn't matter. she is also 100% Confirmed Dead

gotem gotem gotem gotem gotem gotem

also L i believe you're dead too

SO STFU

So are you. Heed your own advice please.

[23:04] Caller: yes i am
[23:04] Caller: but i'm not dead yet ^^
Caller
Happy? Now let me fix the day post please

awwww

with my last breath

I CURSE ZOIDBERGGGGGGGGGG
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
Malongo
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Chile3472 Posts
May 22 2009 05:11 GMT
#1630
Congratulations people. You made it. I dont understand anything.
Help me! im still improving my English. An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. M. G.
L
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada4732 Posts
May 22 2009 05:15 GMT
#1631
I was pretty sure I was going to die tonight, so I've already told all the important townies about each other in small groups.

There's going to be an avalanche of high quality analysis posted tomorrow.

lets have fun watching the game from the sidelines, now, caller.
The number you have dialed is out of porkchops.
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
May 22 2009 05:15 GMT
#1632
On May 22 2009 14:15 L wrote:
I was pretty sure I was going to die tonight, so I've already told all the important townies about each other in small groups.

There's going to be an avalanche of high quality analysis posted tomorrow.

lets have fun watching the game from the sidelines, now, caller.

let's
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
May 22 2009 05:16 GMT
#1633
oh and by the way i was actually the last dt
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
RebirthOfLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
USA5860 Posts
May 22 2009 05:16 GMT
#1634
lol Caller if you are indeed mafia that is the most interesting last words I think were possible, whether it be a taunt or a red herring

Also 0cz3c I had no idea you were capable of a coherent thought. Holy shit, after this post I am going to have to bring my A-Game if I still think you are suspicious. I was at work and I was distracted by a customer, I believe my second line was my second point. The keyboards there are also at a funny angle so my sentence structure looks different.

You can actually substantially notice the differences if you actually read other games, since I play at work usually 10% of the time. They usually involve less words and seem rushed compared to rest of the things I write. Also way more typos because they don't use Mozilla, they use IE

Your also still acting weird, you just accused me, BC, and bockit of being mafia when we said we suspect you and began to lash out. Whatever, lets wait for this beautiful day post.

Be a man, Become a Legend. TL Mafia Forum Ask for access!!
RebirthOfLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
USA5860 Posts
May 22 2009 05:17 GMT
#1635
Ebwop: Free translations suck for Latin.
Be a man, Become a Legend. TL Mafia Forum Ask for access!!
L
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada4732 Posts
May 22 2009 05:18 GMT
#1636
On May 22 2009 14:16 Caller wrote:
oh and by the way i was actually the last dt


If true: rofl, cocks.
The number you have dialed is out of porkchops.
Qatol
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States3165 Posts
May 22 2009 05:23 GMT
#1637
On May 22 2009 14:18 L wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 22 2009 14:16 Caller wrote:
oh and by the way i was actually the last dt


If true: rofl, cocks.

Both of you please just stop posting.
Uff Da
Qatol
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States3165 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-22 08:21:07
May 22 2009 05:34 GMT
#1638
[image loading]

Several hours after a city-wide dinner of omelettes, most of the activity in Liquidia was wrapping up for the night. The half-star restaurant on the ground floor of the Liqui Resort was down to a staff of two to handle late night room service orders. L and infundibulum were hard at work in the kitchen on one such order, grumbling about people's eating schedules. They stopped at the sound of yelling coming from the restaurant.

"Service! Service! What kind of restaurant is this?"

L shot infundibulum an angry look.

"You were supposed to lock the restaurant area up!" barked L.

"I thought I did! Could you go throw them out? I can't leave this wok or we will both have to start over."

Cursing his misfortune and his coworker, L made his way to the restaurant floor and stopped dead in his tracks. Shattered glass littered the floor as the remnants of the front door lay warped in the center of the room. Two oddly mismatched men were sitting at a table, pounding the table with their fists. The larger man shouted again.

"No one to seat us. No one to take our orders. How did they manage to get even half of a star? I am definitely not leaving a tip!"

"Well, there is someone over there" noticed the smaller man.

L recoiled from the piercing gaze and ran screaming back into the kitchen. infundibulum watched in confusion as L ran through the kitchen, yelling and flailing his arms in terror. L opened up the walk-in freezer and quickly shut the door behind him. infundibulum tried to figure out what was going on while continuing to man his wok.

The two strange customers entered the kitchen, startling infundibulum and finally separating him from his spot in front of the stove. infundibulum was slowly backing away, trembling, when the larger one spoke again.

"Where did he go?"

Seeing no recourse, infundibulum pointed a single finger towards the freezer. The larger man nodded and moved in that direction. infundibulum let out a sigh of relief before realizing the smaller man's attention had never left him.

"Well, if you aren't going to cook anything for us..."

The smaller man snapped his fingers and infundibulum burst into flames.

L hunched in the corner of the freezer, trying to make himself as small as possible. The banging on the freezer door was only interrupted by infundibulum's screams. The screams went from muffled to painfully loud as the larger man finally managed to solve the problem posed by the door. He quickly spotted L and started punching him repeatedly. Surprisingly, the blows didn't seem to hurt L as much as he had expected. With the hope of escape now flashing before him, L looked for something to ward off the attacker. He immediately noticed that infundibulum had clearly not defrosted the freezer in months. He was thankful. He broke off one of the icicles and tried to stab his attacker's face with it, but he couldn’t figure out exactly where to stab. L was trying to sort out his confusion when a blow from a blunt object crushed his head. L toppled to the floor. The larger man left the door ajar as he left, ensuring that the freezer would get its long overdue defrosting.

Caller exited the hotel out the rear entrance into a large garden, leaving his comrades behind in search of a new target. He grinned and laughed, syringe in hand as he walked down the path. Deciding to try a shortcut, he jumped down to the lower level of the garden but he never reached the ground. He landed on a giant plant's mouth. That plant's jaws quickly closed around him. He beat furiously on the walls around him but the jaws would not unclench. His resistance diminished as the enzymes began to work. Caller rapidly dissolved away.

Someone exited the hotel into the garden in time to see this struggle unfold. He charged towards the struggle and rammed into the plant. The jaws unclenched and Caller’s bones spilled to the ground. Letting out a cry, the would-be savior pulled on the stem until the plant was uprooted. He proceeded to trample dreamflower until only green goo remained.


[No clue area]
Infundibulum the Towny, L the Paramedic, Caller the Mafioso, and Dreamflower the Vigiliante are now dead.

It is time to vote to lynch someone! Since there is a double lynch today, please vote twice here in the voting thread. Voting will close at 10:30 PM Mountain Time (GMT -6).
Uff Da
RebirthOfLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
USA5860 Posts
May 22 2009 05:41 GMT
#1639
oh shit.

So red herring or arrogance? " I curse zoidberg" futurama reference as well as 0cz3c's boat quote.
Be a man, Become a Legend. TL Mafia Forum Ask for access!!
Bockit
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sydney2287 Posts
May 22 2009 05:42 GMT
#1640
That was a 5 star morning post.
Their are four errors in this sentance.
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