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ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-24 20:33:54
March 24 2008 20:33 GMT
#2561
On March 25 2008 05:31 aZnvaLiaNce wrote:
I'd suspect that day post would be something like:

Shallowbay gets shanked. Comes back to life.
Shallowbay gets gunned down and buried. Comes back to life.
Shallowbay gets incinerated. Comes back to life.
Shallowbay gets his crotch kicked numerous times. Comes back to life.
Shallowbay gets decapitated and has his body parts and organs chopped up and shipped to different parts of the world. Somehow comes back to life.
Shallowbay gets thrown off the Chrysler building. Does a matrix bounce off the concrete floor, dies, comes back to life.
Shallowbay gets a massive heart attack. Comes back to life.
Shallowbay has too much fun with female associates of the mafia and dies from drunken sex and fellatio. Comes back to life.

The mafia get tired of this resurrection shit, buy some liquid concrete and bury Shallow alive in a hole.

The End


I seriously wish this entire post would fit in my signature. I fear my profile is the next best option. brb, getting a Kleenex to wipe away the tears of laughter, which make this very hard to type.
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
Showtime!
Profile Joined November 2007
Canada2938 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-24 20:36:28
March 24 2008 20:34 GMT
#2562
I lol'ed.

Apparently the mafia has no other choice but to attack in twos. Super gay. With all this double-teaming going around they should call this game The Gay Mafia

Mr. Pink: 'Hey there precious! How'd you like to get shanked by Mr. Willie?'

Proceed to Shallow getting boned, etc.


Necrophilia loving.
Mini skirt season is right around the corner. ☻
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
March 24 2008 20:38 GMT
#2563
On March 25 2008 05:34 Showtime! wrote:
I lol'ed.

Apparently the mafia has no other choice but to attack in twos. Super gay. With all this double-teaming going around they should call this game The Gay Mafia

Mr. Pink: 'Hey there precious! How'd you like to get shanked by Mr. Willie?'

Proceed to Shallow getting boned, etc.


Necrophilia loving.


ARAHGRHARGAHRGAH stop itttttttttttt
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
aZnvaLiaNce
Profile Joined June 2007
United States942 Posts
March 24 2008 20:40 GMT
#2564
Haha, you changed your sig again, Shallow. Time to report another change!
Isnt that worth fighting for? Isnt that worth dying for? - Morpheus
Showtime!
Profile Joined November 2007
Canada2938 Posts
March 24 2008 20:40 GMT
#2565
Too bad Mora isn't playing

<3 Mora
Mini skirt season is right around the corner. ☻
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
March 24 2008 20:41 GMT
#2566
On March 25 2008 05:40 aZnvaLiaNce wrote:
Haha, you changed your sig again, Shallow. Time to report another change!


Oh yeah

ShaLLoW[baY] Report # 23422
Signature changed, yadayada
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
Dark.Carnival
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5095 Posts
March 24 2008 20:41 GMT
#2567
anyone want me too find and list all of mandalors posts? i dont know if its really needed or not ;x
@QxGDarkCell ._.
MidnightGladius
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
China1214 Posts
March 24 2008 20:42 GMT
#2568
It's okay, Shallow. We still <3 you

On a more relevant note, I'm not entirely sure what's going on in the flurry of PMs, but Ace has pretty much reduced this to a formula. Kudos to him, and good luck to you noob mafia trying to circumvent it. Try to keep the town entertained, k?
Trust in Bayes.
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
March 24 2008 20:42 GMT
#2569
Mafia, I permit you to kill me as long as Chuiu writes my death into the post as an overdose of fellatio.
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
aZnvaLiaNce
Profile Joined June 2007
United States942 Posts
March 24 2008 20:45 GMT
#2570
*Back to being serious*

OK, basically what Ace is doing is herding the mafia into different, smaller pens (wow, for a moment there I almost typed penis). By doing that, we, as the town, can better deduce who is mafia from a smaller pool of choices via detective ability.

Great thinking.
Isnt that worth fighting for? Isnt that worth dying for? - Morpheus
Showtime!
Profile Joined November 2007
Canada2938 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-24 20:47:27
March 24 2008 20:46 GMT
#2571
Which one is it baby? Spitz or Swallows?

Yeah, but we at least have 6 more to identify.
Mini skirt season is right around the corner. ☻
aZnvaLiaNce
Profile Joined June 2007
United States942 Posts
March 24 2008 20:48 GMT
#2572
It's a good plan. Not a great enough plan to nail every single scum but good enough to nail at most 11 of the remaining ones.
Isnt that worth fighting for? Isnt that worth dying for? - Morpheus
Ace
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States16096 Posts
March 24 2008 21:00 GMT
#2573
On March 25 2008 05:45 aZnvaLiaNce wrote:
*Back to being serious*

OK, basically what Ace is doing is herding the mafia into different, smaller pens (wow, for a moment there I almost typed penis). By doing that, we, as the town, can better deduce who is mafia from a smaller pool of choices via detective ability.

Great thinking.


I say we dub it "The Pig Pen Plan"
Math me up, scumboi. - Acrofales
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
March 24 2008 21:01 GMT
#2574
On March 25 2008 06:00 Ace wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 25 2008 05:45 aZnvaLiaNce wrote:
*Back to being serious*

OK, basically what Ace is doing is herding the mafia into different, smaller pens (wow, for a moment there I almost typed penis). By doing that, we, as the town, can better deduce who is mafia from a smaller pool of choices via detective ability.

Great thinking.


I say we dub it "The Pig Pen Plan"


We can theorize about sending them to some sort of place where they'd be isolated in their pens, some sort of Pen Island if you will.
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
~OpZ~
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
United States3652 Posts
March 24 2008 21:06 GMT
#2575
On March 25 2008 06:01 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 25 2008 06:00 Ace wrote:
On March 25 2008 05:45 aZnvaLiaNce wrote:
*Back to being serious*

OK, basically what Ace is doing is herding the mafia into different, smaller pens (wow, for a moment there I almost typed penis). By doing that, we, as the town, can better deduce who is mafia from a smaller pool of choices via detective ability.

Great thinking.


I say we dub it "The Pig Pen Plan"


We can theorize about sending them to some sort of place where they'd be isolated in their pens, some sort of Pen Island if you will.

Oh I love Pen island!
Maybe I could teach Osama that using a plane as a wraith or dropship would be 10x better than using it as a scourge..... ^^; -Flex
Showtime!
Profile Joined November 2007
Canada2938 Posts
March 24 2008 21:06 GMT
#2576
Awww

I wanted to call it 'No mafia in my house plan' or MILF - 'Mafia is losing, fuckers'
Mini skirt season is right around the corner. ☻
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
March 24 2008 21:07 GMT
#2577
On March 25 2008 04:03 Ace wrote:
Update

This is the plan for the next Day (the person who came up with this idea will remain anonymous, i just improved on it a bit).

In addition to that plan, we'll also be splitting the Mandalor Vote. The top 29(excluding me) will vote on Suspect#1 and the bottom 29 will vote on Suspect#2. These suspects will be revealed after tonight. Just like above, anyone who doesn't follow the plan we have no choice but to cast suspicion on them.

Double count the #s because my counting may be off. Here's the list:


Suspect#1 -29
Showtime!
ShaLLoW[baY]
qrs
clazziquai
ahrara_
Falcynn
ZBiR
unsoundlogic
BWdero
GeneralStan
Scorch
nemY
MidnightGladius
decafchicken
L
Empyrean
Eti307
suresh0t
randombum
Lysithea
French_Toast
New104
Kau
Artanis[Xp]
Ninja4ever.
Naib
JeeJee
Hittegods
SoleSteeler


Suspect#2 -29
Romance_us
Plexa
LucasWoJ
Caller
Fishball
RtS)Night[Mare
Jimtudor
GranDim
Lenwe
Alethios
NatsuTerran
0cz3c
Last Romantic
zeks
Pangolin
SpiritoftheTuna
Unforgiven_ve
Energies
BloodyC0bbler
iNfuNdiBuLuM
SoMuchBetter
Camlito
bumatlarge
fanatacist
ieatkids5
~OpZ~
SonuvBob
Siefu
butidigress

Any questions, comments or concerns let them be known.

Once again, if you go against this plan we have no choice but to cast suspicions on you.
Comment/concern: Sounds like a plan, but it should not come at the expense of lynching a mafioso tomorrow. Right now, as far as I'm concerned, Ghar is the prime suspect, at least until a detective tells us that the severed head did not point to him. If Ghar is suspect #1 or suspect #2, or if there is a stronger case pointing to them than to Ghar, I'll go along with the vote.
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
Ace
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States16096 Posts
March 24 2008 21:13 GMT
#2578
On March 25 2008 06:07 qrs wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 25 2008 04:03 Ace wrote:
Update

This is the plan for the next Day (the person who came up with this idea will remain anonymous, i just improved on it a bit).

In addition to that plan, we'll also be splitting the Mandalor Vote. The top 29(excluding me) will vote on Suspect#1 and the bottom 29 will vote on Suspect#2. These suspects will be revealed after tonight. Just like above, anyone who doesn't follow the plan we have no choice but to cast suspicion on them.

Double count the #s because my counting may be off. Here's the list:


Suspect#1 -29
Showtime!
ShaLLoW[baY]
qrs
clazziquai
ahrara_
Falcynn
ZBiR
unsoundlogic
BWdero
GeneralStan
Scorch
nemY
MidnightGladius
decafchicken
L
Empyrean
Eti307
suresh0t
randombum
Lysithea
French_Toast
New104
Kau
Artanis[Xp]
Ninja4ever.
Naib
JeeJee
Hittegods
SoleSteeler


Suspect#2 -29
Romance_us
Plexa
LucasWoJ
Caller
Fishball
RtS)Night[Mare
Jimtudor
GranDim
Lenwe
Alethios
NatsuTerran
0cz3c
Last Romantic
zeks
Pangolin
SpiritoftheTuna
Unforgiven_ve
Energies
BloodyC0bbler
iNfuNdiBuLuM
SoMuchBetter
Camlito
bumatlarge
fanatacist
ieatkids5
~OpZ~
SonuvBob
Siefu
butidigress

Any questions, comments or concerns let them be known.

Once again, if you go against this plan we have no choice but to cast suspicions on you.
Comment/concern: Sounds like a plan, but it should not come at the expense of lynching a mafioso tomorrow. Right now, as far as I'm concerned, Ghar is the prime suspect, at least until a detective tells us that the severed head did not point to him. If Ghar is suspect #1 or suspect #2, or if there is a stronger case pointing to them than to Ghar, I'll go along with the vote.



The reason why is because investigating Ghar whether he is innocent or not right now only gets us 1 possible Mafia, whereas this method gets us 11.
Math me up, scumboi. - Acrofales
Showtime!
Profile Joined November 2007
Canada2938 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-24 21:16:14
March 24 2008 21:15 GMT
#2579
PMing.
Mini skirt season is right around the corner. ☻
Kau *
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada3500 Posts
March 24 2008 21:28 GMT
#2580
Do you have enough suspects to just split the big group into 4 groups of 14 or 15 people? Because the 1 out of 7 in the other "pen" is already a pretty good ratio to work with.
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