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On March 25 2008 05:31 aZnvaLiaNce wrote: I'd suspect that day post would be something like:
Shallowbay gets shanked. Comes back to life. Shallowbay gets gunned down and buried. Comes back to life. Shallowbay gets incinerated. Comes back to life. Shallowbay gets his crotch kicked numerous times. Comes back to life. Shallowbay gets decapitated and has his body parts and organs chopped up and shipped to different parts of the world. Somehow comes back to life. Shallowbay gets thrown off the Chrysler building. Does a matrix bounce off the concrete floor, dies, comes back to life. Shallowbay gets a massive heart attack. Comes back to life. Shallowbay has too much fun with female associates of the mafia and dies from drunken sex and fellatio. Comes back to life.
The mafia get tired of this resurrection shit, buy some liquid concrete and bury Shallow alive in a hole.
The End
I seriously wish this entire post would fit in my signature. I fear my profile is the next best option. brb, getting a Kleenex to wipe away the tears of laughter, which make this very hard to type.
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I lol'ed.
Apparently the mafia has no other choice but to attack in twos. Super gay. With all this double-teaming going around they should call this game The Gay Mafia
Mr. Pink: 'Hey there precious! How'd you like to get shanked by Mr. Willie?'
Proceed to Shallow getting boned, etc.
Necrophilia loving.
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On March 25 2008 05:34 Showtime! wrote: I lol'ed.
Apparently the mafia has no other choice but to attack in twos. Super gay. With all this double-teaming going around they should call this game The Gay Mafia
Mr. Pink: 'Hey there precious! How'd you like to get shanked by Mr. Willie?'
Proceed to Shallow getting boned, etc.
Necrophilia loving.
ARAHGRHARGAHRGAH stop itttttttttttt
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Haha, you changed your sig again, Shallow. Time to report another change!
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Too bad Mora isn't playing 
<3 Mora
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On March 25 2008 05:40 aZnvaLiaNce wrote: Haha, you changed your sig again, Shallow. Time to report another change!
Oh yeah
ShaLLoW[baY] Report # 23422 Signature changed, yadayada
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anyone want me too find and list all of mandalors posts? i dont know if its really needed or not ;x
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It's okay, Shallow. We still <3 you 
On a more relevant note, I'm not entirely sure what's going on in the flurry of PMs, but Ace has pretty much reduced this to a formula. Kudos to him, and good luck to you noob mafia trying to circumvent it. Try to keep the town entertained, k?
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Mafia, I permit you to kill me as long as Chuiu writes my death into the post as an overdose of fellatio.
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*Back to being serious*
OK, basically what Ace is doing is herding the mafia into different, smaller pens (wow, for a moment there I almost typed penis). By doing that, we, as the town, can better deduce who is mafia from a smaller pool of choices via detective ability.
Great thinking.
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Which one is it baby? Spitz or Swallows?
Yeah, but we at least have 6 more to identify.
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It's a good plan. Not a great enough plan to nail every single scum but good enough to nail at most 11 of the remaining ones.
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On March 25 2008 05:45 aZnvaLiaNce wrote: *Back to being serious*
OK, basically what Ace is doing is herding the mafia into different, smaller pens (wow, for a moment there I almost typed penis). By doing that, we, as the town, can better deduce who is mafia from a smaller pool of choices via detective ability.
Great thinking.
I say we dub it "The Pig Pen Plan"
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On March 25 2008 06:00 Ace wrote:Show nested quote +On March 25 2008 05:45 aZnvaLiaNce wrote: *Back to being serious*
OK, basically what Ace is doing is herding the mafia into different, smaller pens (wow, for a moment there I almost typed penis). By doing that, we, as the town, can better deduce who is mafia from a smaller pool of choices via detective ability.
Great thinking. I say we dub it "The Pig Pen Plan"
We can theorize about sending them to some sort of place where they'd be isolated in their pens, some sort of Pen Island if you will.
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On March 25 2008 06:01 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:Show nested quote +On March 25 2008 06:00 Ace wrote:On March 25 2008 05:45 aZnvaLiaNce wrote: *Back to being serious*
OK, basically what Ace is doing is herding the mafia into different, smaller pens (wow, for a moment there I almost typed penis). By doing that, we, as the town, can better deduce who is mafia from a smaller pool of choices via detective ability.
Great thinking. I say we dub it "The Pig Pen Plan" We can theorize about sending them to some sort of place where they'd be isolated in their pens, some sort of Pen Island if you will. Oh I love Pen island!
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Awww
I wanted to call it 'No mafia in my house plan' or MILF - 'Mafia is losing, fuckers'
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On March 25 2008 04:03 Ace wrote: Update
This is the plan for the next Day (the person who came up with this idea will remain anonymous, i just improved on it a bit).
In addition to that plan, we'll also be splitting the Mandalor Vote. The top 29(excluding me) will vote on Suspect#1 and the bottom 29 will vote on Suspect#2. These suspects will be revealed after tonight. Just like above, anyone who doesn't follow the plan we have no choice but to cast suspicion on them.
Double count the #s because my counting may be off. Here's the list:
Suspect#1 -29 Showtime! ShaLLoW[baY] qrs clazziquai ahrara_ Falcynn ZBiR unsoundlogic BWdero GeneralStan Scorch nemY MidnightGladius decafchicken L Empyrean Eti307 suresh0t randombum Lysithea French_Toast New104 Kau Artanis[Xp] Ninja4ever. Naib JeeJee Hittegods SoleSteeler
Suspect#2 -29 Romance_us Plexa LucasWoJ Caller Fishball RtS)Night[Mare Jimtudor GranDim Lenwe Alethios NatsuTerran 0cz3c Last Romantic zeks Pangolin SpiritoftheTuna Unforgiven_ve Energies BloodyC0bbler iNfuNdiBuLuM SoMuchBetter Camlito bumatlarge fanatacist ieatkids5 ~OpZ~ SonuvBob Siefu butidigress
Any questions, comments or concerns let them be known.
Once again, if you go against this plan we have no choice but to cast suspicions on you. Comment/concern: Sounds like a plan, but it should not come at the expense of lynching a mafioso tomorrow. Right now, as far as I'm concerned, Ghar is the prime suspect, at least until a detective tells us that the severed head did not point to him. If Ghar is suspect #1 or suspect #2, or if there is a stronger case pointing to them than to Ghar, I'll go along with the vote.
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On March 25 2008 06:07 qrs wrote:Show nested quote +On March 25 2008 04:03 Ace wrote: Update
This is the plan for the next Day (the person who came up with this idea will remain anonymous, i just improved on it a bit).
In addition to that plan, we'll also be splitting the Mandalor Vote. The top 29(excluding me) will vote on Suspect#1 and the bottom 29 will vote on Suspect#2. These suspects will be revealed after tonight. Just like above, anyone who doesn't follow the plan we have no choice but to cast suspicion on them.
Double count the #s because my counting may be off. Here's the list:
Suspect#1 -29 Showtime! ShaLLoW[baY] qrs clazziquai ahrara_ Falcynn ZBiR unsoundlogic BWdero GeneralStan Scorch nemY MidnightGladius decafchicken L Empyrean Eti307 suresh0t randombum Lysithea French_Toast New104 Kau Artanis[Xp] Ninja4ever. Naib JeeJee Hittegods SoleSteeler
Suspect#2 -29 Romance_us Plexa LucasWoJ Caller Fishball RtS)Night[Mare Jimtudor GranDim Lenwe Alethios NatsuTerran 0cz3c Last Romantic zeks Pangolin SpiritoftheTuna Unforgiven_ve Energies BloodyC0bbler iNfuNdiBuLuM SoMuchBetter Camlito bumatlarge fanatacist ieatkids5 ~OpZ~ SonuvBob Siefu butidigress
Any questions, comments or concerns let them be known.
Once again, if you go against this plan we have no choice but to cast suspicions on you. Comment/concern: Sounds like a plan, but it should not come at the expense of lynching a mafioso tomorrow. Right now, as far as I'm concerned, Ghar is the prime suspect, at least until a detective tells us that the severed head did not point to him. If Ghar is suspect #1 or suspect #2, or if there is a stronger case pointing to them than to Ghar, I'll go along with the vote.
The reason why is because investigating Ghar whether he is innocent or not right now only gets us 1 possible Mafia, whereas this method gets us 11.
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Kau
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Do you have enough suspects to just split the big group into 4 groups of 14 or 15 people? Because the 1 out of 7 in the other "pen" is already a pretty good ratio to work with.
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