Koshi was based almost solely on activity if you want me to be honest. He didn't play last game, and he did this game. EZPZ. Was it strong? NOPE! However, he called me town, and I wasn't about to do something like call Koshi scum when I think he's town and risk him thinking I'M mafia. I don't have to tell you how Koshi treats people he thinks are mafia.
Rayn is exactly the same shit as last game, and I'm just astounded that you can't see that. He came in here with an early read that makes SOME sense, and held onto it hard. Ignored all else, and basically quit after finding his one mafia. It's like a carbon-copy of last game Bugs. And I hard townread rayn last game, and you didn't find it particularly suspicious. Maybe because I explained it, but I didn't think I HAD to explain it this game because I explained it last game and it was the exact same shit man!
On May 25 2019 23:54 wherebugsgo wrote: For my lovely Artanis
On February 25 2012 13:41 wherebugsgo wrote:
Breaking News Alert
I am running for President.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, your candidate this game is none other than...me!
But, many of you may be asking, who am I? Well, I'll tell you who I am.
Here on this forum I've long gone by the name of “wherebugsgo.” In fact, for years (since 1992 in fact!) I've been surfing the internet with this alias. But, what many of you may not know is that my real name is not “wherebugsgo.” Today, however, is the day you will all see the truth, and I shall lead you all to the light.(1)
Some of you may know me alternately as WBG. This is an affectionate short-hand name often used for me by people who are incapable of pronouncing full syllables; like babies, old people, and non-native English speakers.(2) Many of you may not know, however, that it was originally coined by a dyslexic.
Yes, that's right. I'm dyslexic. I suppose you all know what that means by now-my actual initials are not WBG. They're GWB.
You heard correctly. Let in the light. Let the realization wash over you. Are you excited yet?(3)
I know that may have been hard for some of you to learn. It was hard for me too. Don't worry though, dylexia is not contagious.(4) This is my story. I was a wee little boy of 8 years old, and particularly difficult for me was third grade. I spent ten years in the God-forsaken land of Mrs. Brown's class because I couldn't read the first sentence of “James and the Giant Peach.” However, if I am elected, I will ensure that no boy, girl, or animal will ever have to be subjected to that torture! By my mandate, not one individual or corporate entity will ever be held back on the basis of illiteracy.(5) Instead, they shall all be left behind to be swallowed up by the bullies and larger companies.
In addition, I will bomb the living shit out of anyone who opposes our interests. I have connections in high places. I have intelligence that I can manipulate to prove that we are in trouble. We will kill them all, one by one if we have to. All you have to do now is believe in me.
At this point, I want your undivided attention,(6) for I will be performing the miracle. I have shed some light on my past, and what I shall do in the future, but I have been living in secrecy ever since you elected a Kenyan to office. Until I show you the present truth, that terrorist will slowly kill us all. Today, I, your most beloved Texan, will return for a third term as The Lord himself, JesusPresident of the United States of America.
Behold:
With that out of the way, I am currently looking for a running mate. If anyone believably claims Dick Cheney, he will be #2. Also, Al Gore can go fuck himself.(7)
God Bless America and her gays(8)---I mean this amazing forum.
(5)It shall also allow you all to guiltlessly continue playing mafia badly
(6)Also your money, since I want to bomb Iraq
(7)FFS never google this phrase
(8)Highly confidential military information finally revealed to the press:
On February 25 2012 19:25 wherebugsgo wrote:
On February 25 2012 18:13 jaybrundage wrote: Wow WBG if you become elected what power do you get
no, not WBG. GWB.
I get to bomb countries I don't like and then not actually get tried for crimes on humanity.
On February 26 2012 06:28 wherebugsgo wrote: Yo wtf jaybrundage just made a nonsensical threat in PMs: "you might get nukes so give me your role"
Curu you scumbuddies with this illegal immigrant?
On February 26 2012 17:42 wherebugsgo wrote:
On February 26 2012 17:39 sandroba wrote:
On February 26 2012 01:25 Curu wrote: Alright guys. I don't know much, but here's what I know:
Jackal is Town. sandroba is scum. WBG is scum.
I should be Emperor.
Curu you are stupid as fuck.
On February 26 2012 21:38 wherebugsgo wrote: I've been lynched a total of twice as town; two weeks ago because my keyboard broke and 4 months ago in a game where I couldn't handle the stupidity of other townies. Namely, I thought you were scum for like 3 days straight and I got lynched because I wanted to kill all the bad townies and mafia ended up letting me.
On February 27 2012 06:33 wherebugsgo wrote: Why the fuck are people calling me scum
Scum campaign = Jackal IMO. if there is one, anyway.
On February 27 2012 06:38 wherebugsgo wrote: Rofl Zephirdd and Jackal = scum
"I'll vote WBG!" votes Jackal -_-
I need your votes people, I can't pull a Florida/Ohio this time
On February 27 2012 06:57 wherebugsgo wrote: I'm gonna vote syllo cause fuck jackal
On February 27 2012 07:06 Kurumi wrote:
Glorious Day for Soviet Union
Stalin was watching the day unfold with a huge grin on his face. Everything looked red. Red, like Soviet Union. Red, like victory. Red, like his favourite vodka name. Red, like blood of the innocent.
Also, Jackal became the Polish President. Syllogism became.. noone cares, sadly.
Wherebugsgo, the George W Bush was lynched!
Jo-jo! You're picking role for one player. After that You become Thief and that makes You are able to steal role from someone and they become the new Thief. You're also Town.
sandroba, the Ace was nuked!
You're Town Vigi. To use Your shot You must call Your target stupid 5 times during the day.
Curu, the Listcheck DT was nuked!
You are listchecking DT. You can check voters on someone's lynch during the night. You'll be given alignments of players on chosen player.
syllogism, the Red Cross Ackbar was nuked!
You're Inventor! You can invent things during the night. You die if noone calls Your invetion stupid during one cycle. You're weak to vodka.
Opz, the Chezinu Soul Bank ate himself!
Welcome to Kaller Game. You are the leader of secret 3rd party Chezinu Cult. You're Bulletproof and You can recruit one person every night.
devourke, the Gollum failed to simply enter Mordor!
Welcome to Kaller Game. You are 3rd party Gollum. You're Bulletproof and You might steal an item every night. If it's not The One Ring, You throw it away and it's given to a random player.
Actions to me and Palmar. It's now nighttime baby!
On February 28 2012 05:45 wherebugsgo wrote:
On February 28 2012 02:53 Jayjay54 wrote: but whatever. lynching bugs is understandable to a agree...
what the fuck
my claim was impeccable!
Now I shall haunt you all by reminding you of all the shitty legislation I pushed during my first 2 terms
Classic GWB
I love it. I'm reminded of a game in which Amber[LighT] could only send a few phrases. It was amazing.
On May 31 2011 06:15 hiro protagonist wrote: Amber is a guard dog!?!?!?!
*wiggles his tail*
On May 31 2011 06:16 redFF wrote: lol whoever gave amber a role like that. :D
On May 31 2011 06:18 Karshe wrote: Hahahaha, this game is already cracking me up. Whoever gave him the dog role, assuming he is not trolling, is my hero.
On May 31 2011 06:16 Kurumi wrote: Ok,looks like Amber is a)A Detective Dog b) Trolling
A) is more likely,that means we have some kind of Bullet-bill role.
grrr.....
On May 31 2011 06:15 GMarshal wrote:
On May 31 2011 06:13 Node wrote:
On May 31 2011 06:12 Amber[LighT] wrote:
On May 31 2011 06:11 GMarshal wrote:
On May 31 2011 06:10 Amber[LighT] wrote:
On May 31 2011 06:06 sandroba wrote: @BC Isn't this only going to give us a vet/good player list for this game. Do you think mafia will purposefully remove their good players from their list?
That's pretty much a list of players we think would be good as mafia no?
grrr....
Dear god, thats quite a post restriction you have going on there Amber. Unless I'm wrong and you are faking.
Are you able to talk normaly?
*whines sadly*
poor little doggy
Ok, lets assume you are telling the truth and not pulling a BM (in penalty mafia he faked a pr for most of a day). Can you post which expressions, exactly, you are limited to?
On May 25 2019 23:54 wherebugsgo wrote: For my lovely Artanis
On February 25 2012 13:41 wherebugsgo wrote:
Breaking News Alert
I am running for President.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, your candidate this game is none other than...me!
But, many of you may be asking, who am I? Well, I'll tell you who I am.
Here on this forum I've long gone by the name of “wherebugsgo.” In fact, for years (since 1992 in fact!) I've been surfing the internet with this alias. But, what many of you may not know is that my real name is not “wherebugsgo.” Today, however, is the day you will all see the truth, and I shall lead you all to the light.(1)
Some of you may know me alternately as WBG. This is an affectionate short-hand name often used for me by people who are incapable of pronouncing full syllables; like babies, old people, and non-native English speakers.(2) Many of you may not know, however, that it was originally coined by a dyslexic.
Yes, that's right. I'm dyslexic. I suppose you all know what that means by now-my actual initials are not WBG. They're GWB.
You heard correctly. Let in the light. Let the realization wash over you. Are you excited yet?(3)
I know that may have been hard for some of you to learn. It was hard for me too. Don't worry though, dylexia is not contagious.(4) This is my story. I was a wee little boy of 8 years old, and particularly difficult for me was third grade. I spent ten years in the God-forsaken land of Mrs. Brown's class because I couldn't read the first sentence of “James and the Giant Peach.” However, if I am elected, I will ensure that no boy, girl, or animal will ever have to be subjected to that torture! By my mandate, not one individual or corporate entity will ever be held back on the basis of illiteracy.(5) Instead, they shall all be left behind to be swallowed up by the bullies and larger companies.
In addition, I will bomb the living shit out of anyone who opposes our interests. I have connections in high places. I have intelligence that I can manipulate to prove that we are in trouble. We will kill them all, one by one if we have to. All you have to do now is believe in me.
At this point, I want your undivided attention,(6) for I will be performing the miracle. I have shed some light on my past, and what I shall do in the future, but I have been living in secrecy ever since you elected a Kenyan to office. Until I show you the present truth, that terrorist will slowly kill us all. Today, I, your most beloved Texan, will return for a third term as The Lord himself, JesusPresident of the United States of America.
Behold:
With that out of the way, I am currently looking for a running mate. If anyone believably claims Dick Cheney, he will be #2. Also, Al Gore can go fuck himself.(7)
God Bless America and her gays(8)---I mean this amazing forum.
On February 25 2012 18:13 jaybrundage wrote: Wow WBG if you become elected what power do you get
no, not WBG. GWB.
I get to bomb countries I don't like and then not actually get tried for crimes on humanity.
On February 26 2012 06:28 wherebugsgo wrote: Yo wtf jaybrundage just made a nonsensical threat in PMs: "you might get nukes so give me your role"
Curu you scumbuddies with this illegal immigrant?
On February 26 2012 17:42 wherebugsgo wrote:
On February 26 2012 17:39 sandroba wrote:
On February 26 2012 01:25 Curu wrote: Alright guys. I don't know much, but here's what I know:
Jackal is Town. sandroba is scum. WBG is scum.
I should be Emperor.
Curu you are stupid as fuck.
On February 26 2012 21:38 wherebugsgo wrote: I've been lynched a total of twice as town; two weeks ago because my keyboard broke and 4 months ago in a game where I couldn't handle the stupidity of other townies. Namely, I thought you were scum for like 3 days straight and I got lynched because I wanted to kill all the bad townies and mafia ended up letting me.
On February 27 2012 06:33 wherebugsgo wrote: Why the fuck are people calling me scum
Scum campaign = Jackal IMO. if there is one, anyway.
On February 27 2012 06:38 wherebugsgo wrote: Rofl Zephirdd and Jackal = scum
"I'll vote WBG!" votes Jackal -_-
I need your votes people, I can't pull a Florida/Ohio this time
On February 27 2012 06:57 wherebugsgo wrote: I'm gonna vote syllo cause fuck jackal
Stalin was watching the day unfold with a huge grin on his face. Everything looked red. Red, like Soviet Union. Red, like victory. Red, like his favourite vodka name. Red, like blood of the innocent.
Also, Jackal became the Polish President. Syllogism became.. noone cares, sadly.
Wherebugsgo, the George W Bush was lynched!
Jo-jo! You're picking role for one player. After that You become Thief and that makes You are able to steal role from someone and they become the new Thief. You're also Town.
sandroba, the Ace was nuked!
You're Town Vigi. To use Your shot You must call Your target stupid 5 times during the day.
Curu, the Listcheck DT was nuked!
You are listchecking DT. You can check voters on someone's lynch during the night. You'll be given alignments of players on chosen player.
syllogism, the Red Cross Ackbar was nuked!
You're Inventor! You can invent things during the night. You die if noone calls Your invetion stupid during one cycle. You're weak to vodka.
Opz, the Chezinu Soul Bank ate himself!
Welcome to Kaller Game. You are the leader of secret 3rd party Chezinu Cult. You're Bulletproof and You can recruit one person every night.
devourke, the Gollum failed to simply enter Mordor!
Welcome to Kaller Game. You are 3rd party Gollum. You're Bulletproof and You might steal an item every night. If it's not The One Ring, You throw it away and it's given to a random player.
Actions to me and Palmar. It's now nighttime baby!
On February 28 2012 05:45 wherebugsgo wrote:
On February 28 2012 02:53 Jayjay54 wrote: but whatever. lynching bugs is understandable to a agree...
what the fuck
my claim was impeccable!
Now I shall haunt you all by reminding you of all the shitty legislation I pushed during my first 2 terms
Classic GWB
I love it. I'm reminded of a game in which Amber[LighT] could only send a few phrases. It was amazing.
On May 31 2011 06:22 Amber[LighT] wrote:
On May 31 2011 06:15 hiro protagonist wrote: Amber is a guard dog!?!?!?!
*wiggles his tail*
On May 31 2011 06:16 redFF wrote: lol whoever gave amber a role like that. :D
On May 31 2011 06:18 Karshe wrote: Hahahaha, this game is already cracking me up. Whoever gave him the dog role, assuming he is not trolling, is my hero.
On May 31 2011 06:16 Kurumi wrote: Ok,looks like Amber is a)A Detective Dog b) Trolling
A) is more likely,that means we have some kind of Bullet-bill role.
grrr.....
On May 31 2011 06:15 GMarshal wrote:
On May 31 2011 06:13 Node wrote:
On May 31 2011 06:12 Amber[LighT] wrote:
On May 31 2011 06:11 GMarshal wrote:
On May 31 2011 06:10 Amber[LighT] wrote:
On May 31 2011 06:06 sandroba wrote: @BC Isn't this only going to give us a vet/good player list for this game. Do you think mafia will purposefully remove their good players from their list?
That's pretty much a list of players we think would be good as mafia no?
grrr....
Dear god, thats quite a post restriction you have going on there Amber. Unless I'm wrong and you are faking.
Are you able to talk normaly?
*whines sadly*
poor little doggy
Ok, lets assume you are telling the truth and not pulling a BM (in penalty mafia he faked a pr for most of a day). Can you post which expressions, exactly, you are limited to?
On May 26 2019 00:09 VisceraEyes wrote: LIKE ITS NO GWB NUKE SPREE, but I did kill BC.
That post ties directly to a BC read I made this game do you know in what way Bugs? Or were you actually ignoring my posts?
I HAVE made reads on people, and I HAVE taken stances. Will you admit to overblowing your case on me?
NO VE NO WE JUST HAD PEACE
Artanis I'm not trying to fight, I'm trying to get my townread to read me town. This game isn't just reminiscing and good times, as much as we all wish it was. We still have to get shit done.
On May 25 2019 01:37 VisceraEyes wrote: I wish Artanis had responded to Jock's point about him scumreading Bugs for things that way more than Bugs are guilty of. :/
I mean he unvoted and voted iGrok and everything but....he said he'd address points against him and he just like....left.
I asked him at the time to point me to examples of what he meant and as far as I'm aware these haven't been presented yet.
I know but like, that feels like you didn't defeat his point, you just assigned him busywork before you'd address it and because he didn't complete it, it never needed to be addressed. *shrug*
I'm referring to a read I made on BC. HF asked if there were any instances of BC being reasonable as scum to try and get a read this game. I said that in spite of killing him in an extraordinarily dumb fashion, he Masoned me in a later game and was super reasonable in IRC, though I couldn't speak to his thread demeanor.
It was one of several instances of me working productively with people you are calling town that aren't rayn/Koshi.
On May 26 2019 00:11 Jockmcplop wrote: I'm disappointed with artanis. NO BREAD OR FISH FOR YOU until you do something useful.
I've made plenty of reads and posted thoughts in the last 3 hours? It's mostly waiting for Calix and iGrok to return and I'm currently trying to get a better read on Disfo.
Your reads are boring rehashes of stuff that other people already said. You don't have to defend yourself against me tho, I'm just a newbie and I'm not angry with you I just feel a little bit let down.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person to press Disfo as well as questioning WBG. I've brought up plenty of points that hadn't been made yet.
oh no you don't get back in line. You're going from 99.9% town to 99.8% for pushing Jock out of the way to buddy me here, buddy
I'm so confused, I'm trying to get Jock to townread me because I prefer not being lynched. Also, how am I buddying you in that post?
"i'm the first person to question WBG LOL"
said to Jock, literally captain of the WBG questioning squad
get outta here ok let me get outta here cause it's past my bedtime. Anyway you can get that tenth of a percent back if you want now cause you can question me anytime bb
EPT
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