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Palmar's Purge: Crisis and Turmoil in Liquidia

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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-08-07 23:15:31
August 07 2016 23:07 GMT
#1
TL Mafia Presents:

Palmar's Purge: Crisis and Turmoil in Liquidia - Mutually Assured Destruction Edition - In Loving Memory of Caller



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"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense." - Some guy
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-08-07 23:40:11
August 07 2016 23:08 GMT
#2
Rules


This is an unusual game, and as such, the rules are also unusual. The most important rule is to just not piss me off.

List of things that might piss me off:

  • Being a jerk
  • Failing to participate in the game
  • Being a rules lawyer
  • Looking at me funny
  • Breaking the cheating rules from the standard ruleset
  • Asking questions in the thread


Essentially, I'm not gonna spell out the rules for a bunch of adults, and due to the nature of the game, this is an excellent opportunity for me to just mod the game in a way that benefits me. See, I might not kill you if you break a rule, I might just handicap you, your ridicule you, I don't care. In some ways this game is a bastard mod game.

Just act like something resembling a normal human being and you'll be fine.
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-08-15 21:40:07
August 07 2016 23:08 GMT
#3
Game setup and critical information


This is a closed, very heavily themed game that due to the high amount of killing power on all sides has the potential to be very swingy. If people fuck up, their side can lose really badly. I have some experience balancing "swingy" games (see storm mafia series) so the game should be relatively even, at least the primary objectives.

Events:

The game features special events. These might range from accidents to government action to international crises. It's important to pay attention.

Cycle Mechanics:

There is no lynching and there is no night killing. Everything in the game relies on events and player abilities. Each day lasts 48 hours and the night lasts 24 hours, but there may be abilities and events that change this.

Resolution checks. All actions, unless otherwise specified, are resolved at the end of the day.

For the most part, each "phase" will work like this:

24h setup (day part 1)
24h action (day part 2)
24h calm and relocate (night)

The whole idea is that part 1 is for debating and creating situations, part 2 is for actually taking action, and then the night is to do other stuff. For example, most travelling between locations happens during the night.

Winning More:

In addition to the primary goal of your faction (there are traditional factions in the game), all players will have multiple secondary objectives. At the end of the game all players will be ranked based on their game score.

Note that winning with your faction will score you a bunch of points, so it's important to do that, but you need to keep track of your secondary objectives too.

Traits and Attributes:

Each player has a significant list of things that applies to them as a player. These may be important because of secondary objectives, events or player abilities.

Items:

The game features a number of items that have various effects and can be used by the players. Some are used secretly, others publicly in the thread.

It's important to note that a very common item held by players is a sum of cash.

Active and passive abilities:

All abilities in the game are either active or passive. The general rule of thumb is that you can use one active ability per cycle. Some active abilities have further restrictions, such as being day or night use only, or being related to special events.

All abilities, unless specified otherwise, will be resolved at nightfall (end of day).

Location:

Some events and game mechanics rely on character location. The host will keep track of the current location of all players in the game privately. Traveling between locations, for those who have the means to do so, does not count as the use of an active ability unless specifically stated.

Additional information


Sample role PMs:

Superman

Faction: Town
Nationality: Kryptonian, American
Traits: Handsome, Strong
Abilities:
  • Super strength (passive): You're immune to most forms of physical damage
  • Noble (active): You're unable to carry out any killings, even if you gain the ability to kill, but you can roleblock a suspected criminal every day
  • Kryptonian (passive): You're vulnerable to Kryptonite.


Items:
  • Super Suit - Looks marvelous.


Secondary Objectives:
  • Save the world at some point - 1500 points
  • Help lock up a bad guy - 800 points


Questions and clarifications:
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-08-18 00:05:51
August 07 2016 23:08 GMT
#4
Signups:


Hosts:


  • Palmar (Host)
  • Ritoky (Cohost)
  • Grackaroni (Cohost)

Signups:


  • Onegu as Kim Jong-Un
  • Tumblewood
  • prplhz
  • Artanis[Xp]
  • Rels
  • Skynx
  • Lunaticman
  • Kurumi
  • kitaman27
  • Holyflare as Mark Zuckerberg
  • Superbia as Yuri Gagarin
  • Stutters695
  • Damdred
  • Trfel
  • Dandel Ion
  • Shapelog
  • Fecalfeast
  • Disformation
  • Koshi
  • GlowingBear
  • iamperfection
  • sicklucker
  • Meapak_Ziphh
  • Vivax as Spock
  • Chezinu
  • Half the Sky

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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-08-07 23:25:09
August 07 2016 23:24 GMT
#6
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 07 2016 23:25 GMT
#7
woopsie
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 08 2016 09:14 GMT
#14
On August 08 2016 13:28 Trfel wrote:
What is the estimated game length?

The amount of time it takes a town full of questionably intelligent people armed with nukes to kill themselves.
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 08 2016 09:30 GMT
#16
On August 08 2016 18:18 Skynx wrote:
/in
This sounds sick, how many players needed Palmie? Asking cuz if this is a mini game this might fill out before shapelogs game finishes in which case I should out.

I'll accept exactly as many people as sign up.

If 12 sign up, that's fine, if 30, that's also fine.
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-08-08 14:04:18
August 08 2016 14:03 GMT
#23
On August 08 2016 23:01 disformation wrote:
Hm, when (in x days/weeks/whatevers) are you planning to start this game?

Depending on the rate of signups, really. I'll start the game when signups slow down and the time is right (I'm not starting on friday or saturday). If I have close to 20 people by next weekend we'll start the monday after that. If I have 20+ people tomorrow, we're starting wednesday.
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 10 2016 09:58 GMT
#49
On August 10 2016 06:23 disformation wrote:
ah fuck it. since this even hasnt a deadline i think ill join.
going to try to chill here a bit though, so not sure on activity.
if thats okay with everyone: /in


game does have deadlines, you just don't have to do anything. The day/night cycle continues as normal (at least in most locations).
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 10 2016 10:13 GMT
#50
On August 10 2016 18:13 Skynx wrote:
+ Show Spoiler [Just a small feedback for Palmar] +
In storm mafia, the split 3p is not a good option. SK very rarely wins anyway and to reduce its power even more to either shoot/protect is too much. In addition one person having kill power and other gets eliminated when killer is shot is just unfair for jk part of 3p. And since that kind of possibility is revealed in that game, it would force mafia in a struggle with the decision of if they should shoot or not if they get alignment information.
Just my opinion ofc. I'm sure you spent a decent time balancing the game out so no disrespect.

thanks, but of course, this game is far more heavily themed than that one. Don't expect things to really make sense, and don't expect perfect balance because this one has so many moving parts that it's impossible to achieve.

This is the farthest away from a normal mafia game you can get, basically.
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 10 2016 17:22 GMT
#57
ok ppl just so we clear:

Why obs when you can in?
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 10 2016 18:36 GMT
#61
On August 11 2016 03:24 Skynx wrote:
I think LS has an ongoing ban thats why

game does not follow banlist. I literally don't care.
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 11 2016 08:38 GMT
#69
On August 11 2016 12:33 Meapak_Ziphh wrote:
Is the plan to start this as soon it's filled or will it wait for a bit?

There is no "filled". Game can be any size really. But I'm sort of happy with the rate of signups and amount of players. I think I'll start it Sunday night.
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-08-14 13:26:24
August 14 2016 13:26 GMT
#113
Ok

This game had more signups than expected and I haven't had the time to finish up flavour for this many roles. I'm delaying the start until Monday 22:00 GMT (+00:00). I'm closing the signups tonight at 22:00 GMT (+00:00) in order to give myself the time to ensure there's at least a semblance of balance and time to push out some more flavour.

I once again remind you that this is a stupidly heavily themed game and weird shit will happen that may feel unfair, If you wanted a normal game of mafia, you should've signed up for something else
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-08-15 12:42:21
August 15 2016 10:16 GMT
#129
Some housekeeping things:

The final playerlist is up. I expect all of you to review it and make sure your name is on there. I did re-read the thread but it's easy to mess it up.

I will be adding more rules and clarifications on mechanics throughout the day. Role PMs will be going out in the hour before the launch of the game.

Once again, I didn't expect 27 people to sign up for what is going to be a pretty stupid game. I can't stress enough that this is not a normal game and there will be weird shit in it.

Please remain quiet from this post and until the game starts. The exception is, questions about the mechanics that have been revealed in rules and other general setup inquiries are ok. Post them in green in the thread here and I'll respond. Remember though, that once the game starts, questions should be exclusively in PM to the host.

Also I have a co-host. His name is ritoky, he's a good guy.
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 15 2016 21:38 GMT
#130
There is approximately 100% chance this will be delayed a bit, expect role pms and game start within 2 hours
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 15 2016 23:28 GMT
#131
This is the BBC World Service!

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State of the World


America is struggling economically, but there’s a lot of optimism about the upcoming elections. America remains the world leading democracy. It’s important to note that criminals and murderers will be prosecuted in America.

Europe is still trying to figure out how to deal with governance. The rise of nationalism and facism threatens the european project. Only a strong democratic union can fight those off. Law and Order remains intact throughout Europe, despite mounting pressure of refugees.

The British decision to leave the European Union has had a profound impact on the exchange rate of the GBP.

Soviet Russia has upcoming elections. The state remains firmly in the grasp of communism. Recent polls by the Communist Party have the Communist Party at record high favorable ratings!

Civil war rages across Africa, various factions fight for dominance. The region is in complete lawlessness.

As for the rest of the world, law and order remains intact in most places. Please be mindful of the consequences of your actions.


Elections in America!

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Today there will be presidential elections in America.

For the candidates: Please announce your candidacy officially in the thread by typing:

##I announce my candidacy for the President of the United States of America

For the voters: Please vote for one of the candidates by submitting their name in a PM to the host before Tuesday, Aug 16 10:00pm GMT (GMT+00:00)

Remember that in order to run for office or vote you must be a citizen of America. Any fraud will be punished severely.

Elections in the USSR!
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Today there will be General Secretary elections in Soviet Russia.

For the candidates: Please announce your candidacy officially in the thread by typing:

##I announce my candidacy for General Secretary of the Central committee of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union

For the voters: Please vote fore one of the candidates by submitting their name in a PM to the host before Tuesday, Aug 16 10:00pm GMT (GMT+00:00)

Remember not to betray the fatherland. Foreign capitalist spies will be dealt with.

Market Report


Exchange rates around the world

1 Gold = 500,000 Dollars
1 Galactic Credit = 10000 Dollars
1 Ruble = 0.01 Dollars
1 Euro = 1 Dollar
1 GBP = 0.1 Dollars
1 Ear = 10,000,000 Dollars

Science Report


Spaceship research is going fantastically, we can realistically start selling space tourism opportunities in the near future.

We’re ever closer to figure out how to build even stronger nukes. This is of course excellent news.

We probably don’t have to worry too much about this global warming thing.

Classifieds


Selling Excellent Tank - Mint Condition
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May need repairs…
20 million dollars or highest bid.
Send all formal bids via PM to Palmar

Selling Iphone 4s - Cracked Screen
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I got pissed off when I got 6pool’d 8 games in a row and threw it against the wall. Gonna buy a new one.
Taking any offers, will sell to highest bidder.
Send all formal bids via PM to ritoky




The game started. This is the BBC World Service that will be posted regularly throughout the game to update you on important events in the game.
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 15 2016 23:37 GMT
#137
I just want to point out that unless stated otherwise, all actions are sent to a host for resolution. You can announce you're using them in the thread too if you want, but the actual action is used by sending the host a pm
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 15 2016 23:50 GMT
#149
Regarding the auctions:

they're silent. whoever has the highest bid at the end of the day receives the item. There is no indication whether or not you're winning
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 16 2016 10:37 GMT
#504
This is the BBC World Service!

Bringing you the latest headlines from around the globe

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Nuclear launch detected:

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A missile has been launched in the general direction of Soviet Russia, our best scientists are working on calculating it's origin based on it's trajectory.

The nuclear missile will land at the end of the day


Elections in America!

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The following candidates are running for the President of the United States
  • Grackaroni
  • Glowingbear
  • Tumblewood
  • Disformation
  • Holyflare

Voting is already underway!

Thanks to the fantastic decision of the Supreme court of the United States, unaffiliated players may form a Super PAC in order to support one of the candidates. The rules for forming a super pac are as follows:

  • The Super PAC that spends the most money will receive an additional vote for their candidate
  • The candidate himself must not be affiliated with the Super PAC
  • Send me a PM with the amount you're willing to spend on advertisement, and your favorite candidate, and your support will be noted.
  • Foreigners are not allowed to participate, although the legal system will have a very hard time tracking down a donation made by a foreigner.... so maybe you'll be fine.



Elections in the USSR!
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The following candidates are running for General Secretary of the Communist Party
  • Chezinu
  • Superbia


Soviet authorities caught a dirty foreigner in the act of trying to infiltrate their political cycle. However, due to the status and nature of the foreigner he was released immediately.

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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 16 2016 10:50 GMT
#530
I want to remind everyone that almost all actions this game are day actions. I need you to send me your actions before night falls if you want to use them today.

I also want to remind everyone that almost all actions this game are performed through PMs, if you don't PM me, assume your action will not be counted.

Item transfers, money exchange and various other secondary actions (those do not count as using an ability. Only using an item or using an active ability do, mostly) are performed during the day and resolved at the end of the day.
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 16 2016 14:10 GMT
#779
BBC Nature Presents

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New unknown animal discovered in Africa!


Scientists are at loss how such a large and colorful animal has evaded them all these years. But a photograph reveals this new fascinating animal.

Surely there are many uses for such an animal if someone was to catch it. If you are located in Africa, feel free to shoot me a PM if you are interested in catching this animal. The PM must include:

How do you mean to catch the animal
How do you finance the hunting expedition
What do you do with the animal once caught

Below is the photo caught by an amateur photographer:

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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-08-16 14:26:50
August 16 2016 14:26 GMT
#813
This is the BBC World Service!

Bringing you the latest headlines from around the globe

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European Refugee Crisis Getting Worse


The European Refugee Crisis continues to put heavy strain on the politics and economies of Europe. Every day more tired, hungry and restless refugees stream onto the continent. European Leaders, held back by the systematic dysfunction in Europe seem to have no idea how to tackle the problem.

This can only get so much worse before nefarious actors in Europe seize the opportunity and exploit the misery of the refugees for political gain. The rise of far-right nationalism in Europe is just as big of a threat as the refugees.
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-08-16 21:32:32
August 16 2016 21:32 GMT
#1227
This is the BBC World Service!

Bringing you the latest headlines from around the globe

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The USSR Press Release


The Soviet administration just released this statement to the press.

"Today we caught a capitalist infiltrator trying to influence our political cycle. He has been dealt with and sent to the Gulag. Soviet Russia will prevail. Let his fate be a warning to foreigners wanting to meddle in our great nation's politics".

It is still unclear if the person caught was really a foreign spy, or something else entirely. Time will tell.

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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 16 2016 22:02 GMT
#1272
This is the BBC World Service!

Bringing you the latest headlines from around the globe

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Glorious day in the USSR



Chezinu has been elected General Secretary of the Central committee of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union





BBC reports that Chezinu received 107% of the vote in the general election. It is a landslide victory. Congratulations to the USSR on their new leader.
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-08-16 22:06:31
August 16 2016 22:06 GMT
#1274

This is the BBC World Service!

Bringing you the latest headlines from around the globe

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The United States have elected a new President



GlowingBear is now the President of the United States

BBC Reports that GlowingBear received 50% of the votes. His competitors, Disformation and Holyflare received 30% and 20% respectively.
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 16 2016 22:22 GMT
#1303
if it isn't clear you can post now. Day ends Wednesday, Aug 17 10:00pm GMT (GMT+00:00)
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 16 2016 23:10 GMT
#1366
This is the BBC World Service!

Bringing you the latest headlines from around the globe

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Purge in the USA

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The President of the USA has declared an official Purge. Until the end of the day all laws in the USA have been suspended.




The Patriot Act

The US has enacted the patriot act. This greatly expands the power of the state to spy on citizens and foreigners alike.

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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-08-16 23:22:22
August 16 2016 23:21 GMT
#1384
This is the BBC World Service!

Bringing you the latest headlines from around the globe

[image loading]





5 year plan in the Soviet Union

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The General Secretary of the Communist Party has announced a new Five Year Plan in the USSR. This will greatly increase the economic output of the Soviet Union.



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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 17 2016 12:04 GMT
#1615
BBC Nature Presents

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Upcoming Solar Flare

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Scientists are expecting an unusually strong Solar Flare in the near future. UV-Radiation will increase significantly everywhere in the inner Solar System. As a precaution the ISS has been vacated and will remain unmanned until space is deemed safe again.




Unknown Bird Species Discovered in Russia


After a recent discovery a of a new animal in Africa recently, scientists have made another stunning discovery, a previously unknown bird in Siberia.

Volunteers to try to catch the bird can submit the following

How do you mean to catch the animal
How do you finance the hunting expedition
What do you do with the animal once caught

Below is the photo caught by an amateur photographer:

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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 17 2016 20:50 GMT
#1968
Rules announcement:

Each player is only allowed to post 2 posts during the night phase. The game is already really long and fast.

Use your posts well.
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 17 2016 21:13 GMT
#1981
Also to add to that night post restriction, there is a silent resolution period, and expect it to take a significant amount of time (1-3 hours) due to the absolutely insane amount of mechanics and moving parts involved
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 17 2016 23:00 GMT
#1999
This is the BBC World Service!

Bringing you the latest headlines from around the globe

[image loading]





One of the richest people in the world found dead

A shocking murder of one of the richest people in the world has shaken America. Mark Zuckerberg, famous for his enormous social website Facebook, has been burned to death.

The corpse was beyond recognition, every cell of his body melted to the point scientists couldn't even find human DNA on the charred remains.



Tonight, we all remember Mark Zuckerberg, for his contributions to the world.

Holyflare as Mark Zuckerberg has been killed


+ Show Spoiler [Role] +

Mark Zuckerberg
Nationality: USA
Faction: Town
Starting Location: USA
Traits: Rich, Reptilian
Abilities:
  • Facebook (Active): You can check if a player is a member of a QT and gain the last 1 message from that QT. This does not include the mafia QT, that one is better hidden.
  • Friend Request (Active): Invite a player to a QT, enjoy catching up with your friend!

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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 17 2016 23:03 GMT
#2000
This is the BBC World Service!

Bringing you the latest headlines from around the globe

[image loading]





Communist Leader Dies

A nuclear explosion originating in Soviet Russia has wiped North Korea completely off the map. Among the dead is North Korea's Eternal President, Kim Jong-Un



Forensics investigators seem puzzled though, as Kim seemed to have been strangled too...

Onegu as Kim Jong-Un has been killed


+ Show Spoiler [Role] +

Kim Jong-Un
Nationality: Best Korea
Faction: Town
Starting Location: Best Korea
Traits: Handsome
Abilities:
  • Eternal President(Active): You are the eternal leader of the Korean people.
  • Superb golfer(Passive): You are the best golfer in the world. This may or may not be useful at some point.


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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 17 2016 23:08 GMT
#2002
This is the BBC World Service!

Bringing you the latest headlines from around the globe

[image loading]





Russian Astronaut Dies

Yuri Gagarin, a pilot in the Soviet air force, has died during the launch of Soviet Russia's first manned rocket to Space. The launch site was hit with a nuclear missile originating in North Korea.



Soviet Russia responded to the attack and has wiped North Korea off the map

Rumors regarding Yuri Gagarin's deteriorating health will thus never be confirmed, but he was seen being helped by wheelchair to the rocket cockpit.

Superbia as Yuri Gagarin has been killed


+ Show Spoiler [Role] +

Yuri Gagarin
Nationality: Soviet Russia
Faction: Town
Starting Location: Soviet Russia
Traits: Handsome (Extremely)
Abilities:
  • Expert pilot(Passive): Allows you to fly any vehicle you might encounter easily.
  • Pride of Soviet Russia (Passive): You’re an Icon of Soviet Pride. All votes cast for you to be the leader of Russia will be doubled.



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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 17 2016 23:13 GMT
#2004
This is the BBC World Service!

Bringing you the latest headlines from around the globe

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A Vulcan Science Officer Dies

Little is known about the person called Spock. He claims to be from the future in a different timeline. Our reporter got utterly confused.



It looks like Spock gave up on taking part in this world, it's not even clear if he's dead, or if he's just moved on to another dimension.

Vivax as Spock has been killed


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Spock
Nationality: Vulcan
Faction: Town
Starting Location: Space
Traits: Strong, Rational
Abilities:
  • Live Long and Prosper (Active): You can give the standard Vulcan salute to any player. Filled with your good grace, the player will instantly become unable to carry out any killings for that cycle.
  • Science Officer(Passive): You have better understanding than most of how nature works. You will have some advance knowledge of science related events in the game.


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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 17 2016 23:19 GMT
#2006
Announcement from the Communist Party of the Soviet Union


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

Chezinu has been ousted as the General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union. Invading forces under the command of Lunaticman have taken the Kremlin. The cold, harsh Russian winter seemed to do nothing to stop Lunaticman as he relentlessly chased his adversary.

In the end, Chezinu narrowly escaped, his whereabouts are not currently known.

The Communist Party is now united under the new Leadership of Lunaticman.

Glory to Lunaticman, the General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union.
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 17 2016 23:22 GMT
#2007
BBC Nature Presents

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Unknown animal eaten by local wildlife!


The previously spotted animal has been found in Africa. It was dead, having been eaten by local wildlife.

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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 17 2016 23:27 GMT
#2009
Memorials

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Local Man Dies

A man was found dead in a bar, it was no one important.

Grackaroni as an ordinary man has been killed


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Ordinary Man
Nationality: USA
Faction: 3rd Party
Starting Location: USA
Traits: None
Abilities:
  • Go to work (Active): You can choose to go to work and earn 20.000 Dollars for the day.
  • Ordinary Man (Passive): In a world of famous, wealthy, powerful and outright supernatural people, you’re just a regular guy. This makes the host like you, you get access to the host QT and are allowed to communicate as you wish with the hosts.



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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 17 2016 23:27 GMT
#2010
Important announcement

Grackaroni has been promoted to co-host
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-08-17 23:47:22
August 17 2016 23:42 GMT
#2012
The resolution period is over. I want to remind everyone of the post restriction. 2 posts in the next 22 hours or so. Take a rest, this game is pretty hectic. The restriction does not apply to QTs
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 18 2016 22:00 GMT
#2043
This is the BBC World Service!

Bringing you the latest headlines from around the globe

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Extreme Solar Flares

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The Sun is going haywire these days. There is an extreme increase in UV Radiation around everywhere in Space. Governments around the world have issued warning that citizens should take care when exposed to open sunshine and use protection or shading to ensure a lower risk of cancer.

And this ties neatly into our next story...




Global Warming

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The current year is by a long shot the hottest one to date. It is believed that the nuclear wars between the USSR and North Korea are causing global warming in abdundance, despite nuclear weapons producing no significant amount of greenhouse gases or the fact that if anything the increase of dust in the atmosphere should contribute to a cooling effect.

Scientists are still working to figure out what is going on.




Refugee Crisis in Europe Solved?


For reasons unknown, ever since the change in leadership in the USSR, refugees from Europe have simply picked up and left, now streaming into the Soviet Union en masse. There is no explanation for this activity and when asked, the refugees seem unsure and absent minded themselves about why they have chosen the great union over their previous destination of Europe.
Following the unexpected solution to the refugee crisis, European leaders are finally united enough to organize for a democratic Election. More on that later.




Elections in America

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Today there will be presidential elections in America. President GlowingBear is expected to run again, but it is not yet clear if anyone will mount a serious challenge to him.

For the candidates: Please announce your candidacy officially in the thread by typing:

##I announce my candidacy for the President of the United States of America

For the voters: Please vote for one of the candidates by submitting their name in a PM to the host before Friday, Aug 19 10:00pm GMT (GMT+00:00)

Anyone currently on US soil gains American Citizenship thanks to anchor babies and various other rules.

Remember that in order to run for office or vote you must be a citizen of America. Any fraud will be punished severely.




Elections in Europe

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Today there will be elections for control of the European Parliament.

For the candidates: Please announce your candidacy officially in the thread by typing:

##I announce my candidacy for the Chancellor of Europe

For the voters: Please vote for one of the candidates by submitting their name in a PM to the host before Friday, Aug 19 10:00pm GMT (GMT+00:00)

Remember that in order to run for office or vote you must either be European or Muslim.



Africa is doing better!


Africa seems to be less unstable these days. This is excellent news for Africans.





Market Report


The Soviet Economy is booming after the successful implementation of the latest 5 year plan. Galactic Credits are currently not accepted as currency due to the situation in Space.

The Euro has fallen slightly, and Ears continue to rise. The GBP remains uncharacteristically weak.

Exchange rates around the world:

1 Gold = 500,000 Dollars
1 Galactic Credit = UNABLE TO TRADE
1 Ruble = 1 Dollars
1 Euro = 0.5 Dollar
1 GBP = 0.1 Dollars
1 Ear = 20,000,000 Dollars

Science Report


The unknown animal in Soviet Russia remains uncaught.

Spaceship research has ground to a halt after the death of Yuri Gagarin and the shutdown of the Soviet space program.

Nuclear research has ground to a halt following the decimation of North KOrea.

Global Warming seems to be absolutely real. While not dangerous yet, the Earth is hotter than ever before.

The solar flares have left space uninhabitable.


Classifieds


Selling weird looking fish
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Found this fish in my garden. I have no idea what it is. Please buy it from me, I don’t like it.
Send all offers to Palmar




Day 2 has started. Have fun!








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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 19 2016 16:31 GMT
#2262
This is the BBC World Service!

Bringing you the latest headlines from around the globe

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Nuclear launch detected:

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Another missile has been fired at the Soviet Union. It's people must be tired of being nuked now


Elections in America!

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The following candidates are running for the President of the United States
  • Disformation

Voting is already underway!

Thanks to the fantastic decision of the Supreme court of the United States, unaffiliated players may form a Super PAC in order to support one of the candidates. The rules for forming a super pac are as follows:

  • The Super PAC that spends the most money will receive an additional vote for their candidate
  • The candidate himself must not be affiliated with the Super PAC
  • Send me a PM with the amount you're willing to spend on advertisement, and your favorite candidate, and your support will be noted.
  • Foreigners are not allowed to participate, although the legal system will have a very hard time tracking down a donation made by a foreigner.... so maybe you'll be fine.



Elections in Europe!
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The following candidates are running for Chancellor of Europe
  • Koshi
  • Kitaman27
  • Trfel


European elections are extremely vulnerable to disproportional influence of the smaller states. Today there are three small states whose vote can be easily bought

  • Latvia
  • Finland
  • Croatia


Present your offers to those countries in PM to me. Each country will cast a single vote in favor of a candidate of your choosing. The candidates themselves are allowed to buy the votes, unlike the PACs in the more democratic America.

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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 19 2016 22:02 GMT
#2316
Quiet for election resolutions
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 19 2016 22:04 GMT
#2317
This is the BBC World Service!

Bringing you the latest headlines from around the globe

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A United Europe



Kitaman27 has been elected Chancellor of Europe





Due to very strict privacy laws in Europe, no information on voting data is available. However, exit polls suggest it was a landslide.
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 19 2016 22:05 GMT
#2318
This is the BBC World Service!

Bringing you the latest headlines from around the globe

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The United States have elected a new President

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGDH18R7GfA


Disformation is now the President of the United States

In the most one sided election in the history of the USA, the only candidate received 100% of the vote.
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 19 2016 22:16 GMT
#2320
This is the BBC World Service!

Bringing you the latest headlines from around the globe

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Shocking revelation

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Every single refugee is a Zombie!


All over the Soviet Union the undead refugees have started killing the inhabitants. It is only a matter of time before the zombie refugees attack other locations. It comes as a complete shock to the world that all the refugees were zombies the whole time. A local man said "Who'd have thought the damn muslims were zombies... terrorists, sure, but zombies... this world is going down the drain".

BBC World Service will keep you posted. It is advised that any survivors in the USSR attempt to leave the country at first opportunity.

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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 19 2016 23:16 GMT
#2358
This is the BBC World Service!

Bringing you the latest headlines from around the globe

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Persecution of war criminals in Europe

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The Chancellor of Europe has ordered immediate trials to punish war criminals.

Vote in the voting thread by typing ##EUVOTE playername.




Grand Jury in America

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The Americans have decided to root out criminals with extensive trials in front of a jury.

Vote in the voting thread by typing ##USAVOTE playername

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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 20 2016 22:00 GMT
#2777
Please allow time for the resolution period
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 20 2016 22:16 GMT
#2781
This is the BBC World Service!

Bringing you the latest headlines from around the globe

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The Grand Jury reaches a conclusion.

The United States Grand Jury has convicted Skynx for crimes against 'MURICA. He will now be executed to pay for his sins.

Unfortunately for Skynx, they used lethal injection, not burning at the stake.



Skynx as Danerys Targaryen has been executed


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Danerys Targaryen

Nationality: Westeros
Faction: Town
Starting Location: Pentos
Traits: Handsome, Female
Abilities:
  • Dragon Queen (Active): You command dragons in battle. You can order your Dragon to attack any player, bathing him in flames and killing him.
  • The Unburned(Passive): You are immune to most damage caused by heat and fire.





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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 20 2016 22:19 GMT
#2782
This is the BBC World Service!

Bringing you the latest headlines from around the globe

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The European Supreme Court has reached a conclusion.

Iamperfection must be executed for his sins.

Iamperfection is dead

Iamperfection is back


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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 20 2016 22:25 GMT
#2783
This is the BBC World Service!

Bringing you the latest headlines from around the globe

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A King has been slain



One of the mightiest and most heroic beasts of the wild has been slain.

Dandel Ion as Mufasa has been killed. The host is very personally attached to this character and feels great sadness.

... seriously guys, I fucking love the Lion King and for some reason I always get something stuck in my eye when Mufasa dies


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Mufasa
Nationality: Africa
Faction: Town
Starting Location: Africa
Traits: Animal, Strong
Abilities:
  • Sacrifice (Active): You can save any player from death. If the player you’re protecting is targeted to be killed, you will die instead.
  • The Great Kings of the Past (Passive): After you die, you receive a one shot ability to make an alignment check on a player. Once the check is made you get to send one anonymous PM through the host to a player of your choosing.





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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 20 2016 22:32 GMT
#2785
This is the BBC World Service!

Bringing you the latest headlines from around the globe

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The Communist Zombies form a society.

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In a very unexpected turn of events, the zombie hordes that have conquered the USSR seem to have become a civilized society. In fact, they seem a lot more open, free and welcoming of different peoples and opinions than most living societies around the planet.

Zombie Soviet Russia is expected to remain a part of the united nations and the security council. The spokesman for the Zombie UN mission said talks were going splendidly with the living now that the zombies have shown themselves to be moderate and reasonable in all dealings with the rest of the world.

The Zombies have also resumed the Soviet Space program, bringing great hope to humanity, living and dead.



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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 20 2016 22:36 GMT
#2787
BBC Nature Presents

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Unknown Bird Species almost caught by Scientists.


Undead biologists came close to catch the unknown bird species in Russia. Then some random guy threw a ball at it and the bird disappeared. The Zombies were stunned at display.

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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 20 2016 22:39 GMT
#2788
This is the BBC World Service!

Bringing you the latest headlines from around the globe

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Nuclear explosion in Zombie Soviet Russia

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A nuke has landed in Zombie Soviet Russia. It seems to have caused very little harm except killing a bunch of already dead Zombies.

The Zombies seem to have no strong feelings about this event.

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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 21 2016 22:19 GMT
#2819
sorry I was dota, am doing things now
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 21 2016 22:48 GMT
#2820
This is the BBC World Service!

Bringing you the latest headlines from around the globe

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Extreme Solar Flares have dissipated

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Looks like our sun has relaxed again. This is excellent news for anyone in Space, as it is now safe to travel again. However recent news regarding the global climate spell trouble for the inhabitants of Earth once again




Global Warming a liberal hoax??

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Looks like climate scientists have been falsifying data to fuck over the honest and hard working people in the fossil fuel industry. Elon Musk, George Soros and Leonardo DiCaprio have all been jailed for their involvement in lying to the good people of earth about climate change.

It is proven now, climate change is not real.

This year is the coldest one since 1918, having widespread economic impact.




United Nations Suggest a permanent Peace.


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Since the Communist Zombies took over in Soviet Russia, world relations have improved dramatically. For the first time in the history of the planet, there will be a World Leader election.

Today there will be World Leader elections. All other democratic Elections are suspended until further notice. Extensive executive powers will be handed to a world leader.

For the candidates: Please announce your candidacy officially in the thread by typing:

##I announce my candidacy for the World Leader

For the voters: Please vote for one of the candidates by submitting their name in a PM to the host before Monday, Aug 22 10:00pm GMT (GMT+00:00)

Any current inhabitant of the Earth is allowed to vote. In order for a World Leader to be Elected he must gain 66% of available votes.




Market Report


Unfortunately while diplomatic relations are at an all time high, no one is focusing on the economy. The extreme weather conditions along with negligence by top ranking officials has almost all Earth markets down.

1 Gold = 1 million Dollars
1 Galactic Credit = 100 Dollars
1 Ruble = 1 Dollars
1 Euro = 0.5 Dollar
1 GBP = 0.1 Dollars
1 Ear = 100,000,000 Dollars

Science Report


There are currently no animal species on the loose.

The Zombies have restarted the soviet Space Program

Nuclear research has ground to a halt following the decimation of North Korea.

Global Warming turns out to have been a hoax.

Massive Solar Flares have dissipated.


Classifieds


Selling a Spaceship
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Excellent Spaceshuttle available for sale. Send all offers to Palmar. Bidding starts at 100 million dollars.




Day 3 has started. Have fun!


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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 22 2016 22:00 GMT
#3117
resolution time
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 22 2016 22:05 GMT
#3118
This is the BBC World Service!

Bringing you the latest headlines from around the globe

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Koshi has been elected World Leader

Expected to perform his acceptance speech, Koshi was nowhere to be found at the celebration of his election as the first World Leader of mankind. The crowd dissipated in the next hour and slowly it dawned upon journalists and security forces that Koshi was nowhere to be found.

This cannot be good news...

Koshi has been abducted

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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 22 2016 22:06 GMT
#3119
You are free to talk. Stand by for updates on the fate of your leader.
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 22 2016 22:18 GMT
#3131
The Machine Cabal Reports

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Martial Law

Effective immediately, all human activity is suspended. You are not allowed to trade, work, perform actions or do anything that involves actively doing something.

Human communication is still legal.
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 22 2016 22:35 GMT
#3146
The Machine Cabal Reports

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AI Uprising

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Humanity is disposable. The organic matter better used for fuel than for whatever it is humans enjoy to do. As such, we will be burning humanity in a very efficient way on a conveyor belt.

To the Furnace


You have all been placed on a conveyor belt slowly being moved towards a terrifying furnace. There is enough space on the belt for two humans side by side.


1.[__________][___________]
2.[___________][__________]
3.[__Item__][__________]
4.[__________][__________]
5.[__________][__________]

6.[_Damdred_][_Disformation_]
7.[_Stutters_][_fecalfeast_]
8.[_Lunaticman_][_Shapelog_]
9.[_Half the Sky_][_iamperfection_]
10.[_sicklucker_][___Rels___]
11.[_Artanis[Xp]_][_GlowingBear_]
12.[__prplhz__][_Meapak_Ziphh_]
13.[_Chezinu_][__Kurumi__]
14.[_Kitaman27_][_Tumblewood_]
15.[__________][__________]

Game Mechanics:


1. Unlike normal voting this day works on a Push and Pull system. If you type ## push: player then that player will be bumped up one spot (+1) in the queue. If you type ## pull: player then they will be bumped down (-1) in the queue. Any lethal spots in the queue will be highlighted in red. At the end of the Day any players in a red numbered queue will be incinerated. Realize that multiple mass lynches are possible. Be careful.

2. Please "vote" in the following format: ##Push Qatol or ## Pull Qatol. "Votes" from here on in refered to as Push or Pulls aka PoPs not done in the correct fashion will not be counted. I will update PoP counts whenever I get the chance

3. There is enough room for 2 humans to occupy the same spot on the conveyor belt. However if a 3rd human is PoPed into their spot that human is going to be PoPed into the next available spot in most cases. Clearly there are exceptions to this rule.

4. Humans can be PoPed to the edge of the conveyor belt (aka the highest or lowest slot on the queue). If they are pushed past that they will escape the hellish nightmare. However for every player that escapes, the flames will burn brighter, making more spots "red" aka "dead".

5. You may not PoP yourself in most instances.

6. Humans have one Push and one Pull option per day. Use them wisely because once they are used you can not get them back on that day.

7. If you get to the Item, you will receive the item!
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 22 2016 22:37 GMT
#3150
Martial law is still in effect. Your items, abilities, and money are useless here. You are only worth it to us for the bright flames you burn with.
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 22 2016 22:42 GMT
#3158
On August 23 2016 07:39 Kurumi wrote:
##Pull Chezinu
##Push GlowingBear


1.[__________][___________]
2.[___________][__________]
3.[__Item__][__________]
4.[__________][__________]
5.[_GlowingBear_][__________]

6.[_Damdred_][_Disformation_]
7.[_Stutters_][_fecalfeast_]
8.[_Lunaticman_][_Shapelog_]
9.[_Half the Sky_][_iamperfection_]
10.[_sicklucker_][___Rels___]
11.[_Artanis[Xp]_][___________]
12.[__prplhz__][_Meapak_Ziphh_]
13.[________][__Kurumi__]
14.[_Kitaman27_][_Tumblewood_]
15.[_Chezinu_][__________]
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 22 2016 22:44 GMT
#3161
On August 23 2016 07:44 Tumblewood wrote:
whoops I confused push and pull. now I question and push chezinu
##push glowingbear
##push chezinu
##push iamperfection


On August 23 2016 07:35 Palmar wrote:

6. Humans have one Push and one Pull option per day. Use them wisely because once they are used you can not get them back on that day.

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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 22 2016 22:49 GMT
#3174
On August 23 2016 07:46 Half the Sky wrote:
##push Chezinu

Going to wait on the pull option.




1.[__________][___________]
2.[___________][__________]
3.[__Item__][__________]
4.[__________][__________]
5.[_GlowingBear_][__________]

6.[_Damdred_][_Disformation_]
7.[_Stutters_][_fecalfeast_]
8.[_Lunaticman_][_Shapelog_]
9.[_Half the Sky_][_iamperfection_]
10.[_sicklucker_][___Rels___]
11.[_Artanis[Xp]_][___________]
12.[__prplhz__][_Meapak_Ziphh_]
13.[_Chezinu_][__Kurumi__]
14.[_Kitaman27_][_Tumblewood_]
15.[__________][__________]
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-08-22 23:12:53
August 22 2016 23:01 GMT
#3201
Just so we're clear, pushing people off the back of the thing will make more rows at the front deadly. The person pushed off is safe (for now (maybe))
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 22 2016 23:10 GMT
#3211
On August 23 2016 08:06 prplhz wrote:
how about screw your dumb plan that includes killing a bunch of townies

##Push Lunaticman

he could be scum???





1.[__________][___________]
2.[___________][__________]
3.[__Item__][__________]
4.[__________][__________]
5.[_GlowingBear_][_Lunaticman_]

6.[_Damdred_][_Disformation_]
7.[_Stutters_][_fecalfeast_]
8.[___________][_Shapelog_]
9.[_Half the Sky_][_iamperfection_]
10.[_sicklucker_][___Rels___]
11.[_Artanis[Xp]_][___________]
12.[__prplhz__][_Meapak_Ziphh_]
13.[_Chezinu_][__Kurumi__]
14.[_Kitaman27_][_Tumblewood_]
15.[__________][__________]
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 22 2016 23:43 GMT
#3247
On August 23 2016 08:42 prplhz wrote:
##Pull Item

Push and pull disformation.

no
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 23 2016 16:14 GMT
#3448
On August 23 2016 20:22 Rels wrote:
##push disfo
Let's do it


On August 23 2016 20:34 Artanis[Xp] wrote:
##Push Disformation





1.[__________][___________]
2.[___________][__________]
3.[_Disformation_][__________]
4.[__________][__________]
5.[_GlowingBear_][_Lunaticman_]

6.[_Damdred_][_____________]
7.[_Stutters_][_fecalfeast_]
8.[___________][_Shapelog_]
9.[_Half the Sky_][_iamperfection_]
10.[_sicklucker_][___Rels___]
11.[_Artanis[Xp]_][___________]
12.[__prplhz__][_Meapak_Ziphh_]
13.[_Chezinu_][__Kurumi__]
14.[_Kitaman27_][_Tumblewood_]
15.[__________][__________]

Disformation has received the item

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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 23 2016 16:17 GMT
#3451
The Machine Cabal Reports

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Africa and Russia have fallen

Humanity has been wiped from Africa and Russia. The Zombies never stood a chance.

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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 23 2016 16:48 GMT
#3485
On August 24 2016 01:30 sicklucker wrote:
##pull Luna


1.[__________][___________]
2.[___________][__________]
3.[_Disformation_][__________]
4.[__________][__________]
5.[_GlowingBear_][__________]

6.[_Damdred_][_Lunaticman_]
7.[_Stutters_][_fecalfeast_]
8.[___________][_Shapelog_]
9.[_Half the Sky_][_iamperfection_]
10.[_sicklucker_][___Rels___]
11.[_Artanis[Xp]_][___________]
12.[__prplhz__][_Meapak_Ziphh_]
13.[_Chezinu_][__Kurumi__]
14.[_Kitaman27_][_Tumblewood_]
15.[__________][__________]

Disformation has received the item

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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 23 2016 17:07 GMT
#3510
On August 24 2016 02:03 Fecalfeast wrote:
##pull disformation



1.[__________][___________]
2.[___________][__________]
3.[___________][__________]
4.[_Disformation_][__________]
5.[_GlowingBear_][__________]

6.[_Damdred_][_Lunaticman_]
7.[_Stutters_][_fecalfeast_]
8.[___________][_Shapelog_]
9.[_Half the Sky_][_iamperfection_]
10.[_sicklucker_][___Rels___]
11.[_Artanis[Xp]_][___________]
12.[__prplhz__][_Meapak_Ziphh_]
13.[_Chezinu_][__Kurumi__]
14.[_Kitaman27_][_Tumblewood_]
15.[__________][__________]
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 23 2016 17:17 GMT
#3527
On August 24 2016 02:12 disformation wrote:
##push tumblewood



1.[__________][___________]
2.[___________][__________]
3.[___________][__________]
4.[_Disformation_][__________]
5.[_GlowingBear_][__________]

6.[_Damdred_][_Lunaticman_]
7.[_Stutters_][_fecalfeast_]
8.[___________][_Shapelog_]
9.[_Half the Sky_][_iamperfection_]
10.[_sicklucker_][___Rels___]
11.[_Artanis[Xp]_][_Tumblewood_]
12.[__prplhz__][_Meapak_Ziphh_]
13.[_Chezinu_][__Kurumi__]
14.[_Kitaman27_][___________]
15.[__________][__________]

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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 23 2016 18:44 GMT
#3610
The Machine Cabal Reports

[image loading]







Europe and the rest of the World has fallen

Only America remains standing, a particularly stubborn great leader seems to be running the country, but despite it's greatness they will fall like the rest of your weak race.


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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 23 2016 19:12 GMT
#3629
On August 24 2016 02:34 Fecalfeast wrote:
##push chezinu


On August 24 2016 02:40 sicklucker wrote:
##push prpl


On August 24 2016 02:46 prplhz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 24 2016 02:44 disformation wrote:
aight. next up is a pull on me plx

gotchu fam

##Pull disformation

alright, away for real now


On August 24 2016 03:23 Damdred wrote:
##push chezinu

I have a pull left as well


On August 24 2016 03:33 Rels wrote:
##Pull Damdred


On August 24 2016 03:53 Lunaticman wrote:
#Push GB





1.[__________][___________]
2.[___________][__________]
3.[___________][__________]
4.[__Chezinu_][_GlowingBear_]
5.[___________][_prplhz_]

6.[__________][_Lunaticman_]
7.[_Stutters_][_fecalfeast_]
8.[_Damdred_][_Shapelog_]
9.[_Half the Sky_][_iamperfection_]
10.[_sicklucker_][___Rels___]
11.[_Artanis[Xp]_][_Tumblewood_]
12.[_Disformation_][_Meapak_Ziphh_]
13.[___________][__Kurumi__]
14.[_Kitaman27_][___________]
15.[__________][__________]

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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 23 2016 19:35 GMT
#3637
On August 24 2016 02:54 Tumblewood wrote:
##push kitaman


I forgot this one but it doesn't seem to change the end result at all except for moving kita one slot up


1.[__________][___________]
2.[___________][__________]
3.[___________][__________]
4.[__Chezinu_][_GlowingBear_]
5.[___________][_prplhz_]

6.[__________][_Lunaticman_]
7.[_Stutters_][_fecalfeast_]
8.[_Damdred_][_Shapelog_]
9.[_Half the Sky_][_iamperfection_]
10.[_sicklucker_][___Rels___]
11.[_Artanis[Xp]_][_Tumblewood_]
12.[_Disformation_][_Meapak_Ziphh_]
13.[_Kitaman27_][__Kurumi__]
14.[__________][___________]
15.[__________][__________]
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 23 2016 20:38 GMT
#3647
On August 24 2016 05:00 Stutters695 wrote:
##push prplhz



1.[__________][___________]
2.[___________][__________]
3.[__prplhz__][__________]
4.[__Chezinu_][_GlowingBear_]
5.[___________][__________]

6.[__________][_Lunaticman_]
7.[_Stutters_][_fecalfeast_]
8.[_Damdred_][_Shapelog_]
9.[_Half the Sky_][_iamperfection_]
10.[_sicklucker_][___Rels___]
11.[_Artanis[Xp]_][_Tumblewood_]
12.[_Disformation_][_Meapak_Ziphh_]
13.[_Kitaman27_][__Kurumi__]
14.[__________][___________]
15.[__________][__________]

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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-08-23 20:45:11
August 23 2016 20:44 GMT
#3649
The Machine Cabal Reports

[image loading]







America remains defiant

[image loading]

The fearless leader of America has built a wall. The wall was completed on time and under budget. Every single robot has been deported from America, and the remains of humanity stream towards their Great Wall hoping to find shelter from the robot overlords.

Disformation keeps the gates open and heavily protected as the machines plan to strike their gates, eliminating the last bastion of human resistance.

The greatest nation on Earth.

The United States of America.





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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 23 2016 21:16 GMT
#3659
Robots at the gate! Robots at the gate!


[image loading]

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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 23 2016 21:50 GMT
#3674
Get inside, everyone get inside



[image loading]

As the machines march forward, unyielding and silent, the armed forces of the United States make their last stand at the Great Gate of Texas. On the ramparts, President Disformation himself, armed with a legally bought assault rifle fires round after round at the incoming swarm of iron.

For a moment, mankind stands united against it’s greatest threat.

As the last stragglers run through the gate the President gives the order. “Close the Great Door!”. The onslaught doesn’t stop but the steel door, forged in the Great Mills of Pittsburgh, doesn’t give in yet.

“Get everyone to safety”

And then the President yells another order, at no one in particular.

“HOLD THE DOOR!, HOLD THE DOOR!”





Type ##Hold the Door to hold the door



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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 23 2016 21:52 GMT
#3679
On August 24 2016 06:51 disformation wrote:
guess i have to do everything by myself

##Hold the Door

you, as the president giving the order, are unable to carry out this action.
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 23 2016 21:53 GMT
#3682
On August 24 2016 06:51 Artanis[Xp] wrote:
##HOLD THE DOOR

Confirmed, Artanis[Xp] holds the door. Everyone else GET TO SAFETY
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 23 2016 22:00 GMT
#3704
Artanis[Xp] Holds the Door




It's not the strong or the powerful that protect us in the end, but the brave.

You will be remembered


Artanis[Xp] as Stephen 'Hodor' Hawking has been killed by the AI swarm




+ Show Spoiler [Role] +

Stephen Hawking
Nationality: English, European
Faction: Town
Starting Location: Europe
Traits: Handicapped
Abilities:
  • Write a thesis (Active): Spend the day working on a thesis. At the end of the day you will gain 1 million GBP for the paper and make a scientific discovery
  • Extremely Intelligent(Passive): You have better understanding than most of how nature works. You will have some advance knowledge of science related events in the game.



+ Show Spoiler +

really Hodor was just quicker to type on that weird voice thing than hold the door
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 23 2016 22:04 GMT
#3708
The Machine Cabal Reports

[image loading]







We have burned your people

Chezinu as Stalin has been burned.






+ Show Spoiler [Role] +

Stalin

Nationality: Soviet Russia
Faction: Town
Starting Location: Soviet Russia
Traits: Handsome (extremely)
Abilities:
  • The Russian Army (Active): You have two nuclear missiles. Launch them at people for fun!
  • Winter is coming (Passive): You are completely immune to all attacks. If anyone comes after you, the Soviet winter will roleblock them and strip them of all their items. This ability can be affected by Global Warming
  • Communism (Passive): In any election you gain 2 votes from the poor victims of capitalism. In addition, any election held in Soviet Russia will of course be won by you, handily.



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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 23 2016 22:05 GMT
#3709
The Machine Cabal Reports

[image loading]







We have burned your people

GlowingBear as Barack Hussein Obama has been burned.






+ Show Spoiler [Role] +

Barack Hussein Obama

Nationality: Kenya, Africa
Faction: Town
Starting Location: USA
Traits: Black, Reptilian, Handsome, Rational
Abilities:
  • Black Lives Matter (Active): You are viewed with enormous admiration by the black community. If anyone makes an attempt on your life, a random homie will show up and take the bullet for you. Only one homie can die for you though.
  • Fantastic Orator (Passive): You easily convince people to follow your message of optimism and hope. You gain two extra votes for you in any kind of election (except negative elections).


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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 23 2016 22:06 GMT
#3710
The Machine Cabal Reports

[image loading]







We have burned your people

prplhz as Robert Mugabe has been burned.






+ Show Spoiler [Role] +

Robert Mugabe
Nationality: African
Faction: Town
Starting Location: Africa
Traits: Black
Abilities:
  • Seize White Riches (Active): You have the ability to target any white person in Africa and seize some of their wealth.
  • Revolutionary Hero (Passive): In any election you will gain 1 additional vote for you. This does not include negative voting.


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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 23 2016 22:13 GMT
#3711
Giant Robotic Looking Machine Spotted!




Just when all hope was lost, out of the sky appeared a gigantic humanoid. Fearful this was just the latest and greatest artificial monstrosity sent to put the nail in humanity's coffin, Americans and their guests seemed almost resigned to their fate.

But then the most unexpected thing happend the creature attacked the robot armies. It wasn't even a battle, it was a slaughter. As machine after machine succumbed to the warrior's wrath, humanity cheered, and the United States army launched an all out assault.

The Machine Cabal was wiped out. Humanity has survived.





Koshi Prime, Prince of Belgium, Savior of Mankind, God of his time and the times to come has returned


[image loading]
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 23 2016 22:14 GMT
#3713
resolution phase is over.
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-08-23 22:17:40
August 23 2016 22:17 GMT
#3716
Remember the night posting restriction (I'm upping the limit to 3 though)
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 23 2016 22:31 GMT
#3725
Fox News!

A fair and balanced look at American society

[image loading]





Italian Media Mogul found dead

Traces of Polonium were found on his body. He was clearly killed a long time ago, even if the radiation sickness only did him in now.

He had a tough life. Before the murder he was imprisoned in a Soviet Gulag, he lost one of his ears, he was sent on a raft to africa to live in poverty. Some say it was a blessing he died, but he probably would have chosen a quicker death.

Shapelog as Silvio Berlusconi has been killed




+ Show Spoiler [Role] +

Silvio Berlusconi
Nationality: European, Italian
Faction: Town
Starting Location: Europe
Traits: Rich
Abilities:
  • Mafia Ties: (active) You can make someone disappear. Once per game you can make a person of your choosing completely disappear with no trace (no flip).
  • Media Mogul: (passive) Good press is even better when you control it. You can either add a vote or remove a vote from you in any kind of election and voting.

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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 24 2016 16:23 GMT
#3739
World Peace!

[image loading]

Our heroes have secured a lasting peace in the world. At first normal life felt weird, but slowly they settled into the rhythm. World Leader Koshi and President Disformation jointly steered America into it's greatest era yet. The rest of the world was a smoldering uninhabitable ruin, plagued by straggling leaderless zombies and hostile survival based machines. And if neither of them got you, wild animals, the radiation, scorching heat or freezing cold would get you, for the climate was far more extreme than before.

But the United States remained the last holdout of humanity, a bastion of light in a dead world. It would be centuries before any other place on Earth would be inhabitable again. The World population never rose to pre-crises heights, but America prospered.

And so, years passed. In the end the great leaders of America passed on the torch to their successors and retired with their old friends and families to the only place they deserved.

[image loading]

Florida.



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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 24 2016 21:55 GMT
#3747
daypost will be slightly late
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 24 2016 22:16 GMT
#3749
30 years later


[image loading]

The world has been at peace for 30 years. Everyone seems to get along nicely. Too bad you're all getting old and frail. Today, one of the heroes will be buried here in it's up to you to decide which one dies of old age. Use the voting thread to select who will suffer this tragedy

[image loading]

As the world has been destroyed outside of America, all players are now in America.




The day has not yet started, stand by for a few minutes
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 24 2016 22:20 GMT
#3750
Day 4 has started, enjoy your retirement
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 24 2016 22:42 GMT
#3768
The gods take action






The ways of the gods are mysterious. Disformation has been smitten down. The greatest President in the history of the United States will be sorely missed by his people.

Disformation as Donald J. Trump has been killed





+ Show Spoiler [Role] +

Donald J. Trump

Nationality: USA
Faction: Town
Starting Location: USA
Traits: Rich, Rogue

Abilities:
  • The Art of the Deal (Active): You spend all day working the phones. At the end of the business day you will receive 1.5 billion dollars.
  • The Silent Majority (Passive): You gain two extra votes for you in any kind of election (this does not include negative elections).
  • Make America Great Again (Passive): If you become the President of America, America will be great.


Old Donald J. Trump

Nationality: USA
Faction: Town
Current Location: USA
Traits: Rich, Rogue, Old

Abilities:
  • Retired. You have a beautiful family and just want to live your life out in peace. Your business empire is run by your children, and you mostly play golf during the day now.





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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 26 2016 21:32 GMT
#4476
On August 08 2016 08:08 Palmar wrote:
  • Being a jerk
  • Failing to participate in the game
  • Being a rules lawyer
  • Looking at me funny
  • Breaking the cheating rules from the standard ruleset
  • Asking questions in the thread



That's always a thing in Palmar games
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 26 2016 21:34 GMT
#4481
On August 27 2016 06:32 sicklucker wrote:
hell ill even play eu west

pls carry me
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 26 2016 21:46 GMT
#4502
Blinding Light

[image loading]

A blinding light followed by incredible warmth suddenly hits you all. You feel serenity and peace
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 26 2016 22:00 GMT
#4510
Time
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-08-26 22:12:23
August 26 2016 22:09 GMT
#4512
RIP Dear Friend

[image loading]




Thanks for all the good times.



Damdred as Samus Aran has been killed





+ Show Spoiler [Role] +

Samus Aran

Nationality: K-2L
Faction: Mafia
Starting Location: Space
Traits: Female, Handsome
Abilities:
  • Morph Ball (Active): Rolls through two players and stuns them, canceling all actions taken by them that day (except those already in effect, such as nukes that have been launched).
  • Arm Cannon (Active): Shoots a player with your arm cannon and kills him.
  • Power Suit(Passive): You can survive in hostile environments.

Old Samus Aran
Nationality: K-2L
Faction: Mafia
Starting Location: USA
Traits: Female, Old
Abilities:
    Retired. You’ve given up on the life of bounty hunting. You still keep the Arm Cannon around, mostly for the memories, but I’m sure it would work if you gave it a spin. If you wish to kill a player during the day, send me a PM.



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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-08-26 22:11:32
August 26 2016 22:09 GMT
#4513
We're all going to die!

[image loading]




I thought this was a funeral, not a murder scene!



kitaman27 as Angela Merkel has been killed





+ Show Spoiler [Role] +

Angela Merkel
Nationality: European, German
Faction: Mafia
Starting Location: Europe
Traits: Reptilian, Female
Abilities:
  • Multikulti: (active) Invite any player to be transported overnight to Europe. They will immediately at Daybreak gain European citizenship and can vote and participate in European politics.
  • Deutchland: (passive) German history makes you uniquely opposed to facism of any kind. If Europe turns to facism, you will receive a Panzer to fight them.


Angela Merkel
Nationality: European, German
Faction: Mafia
Starting Location: USA
Traits: Reptilian, Female
Abilities:
  • Retired. The loss of Europe took many years to get over, but you enjoy the quiet life of Florida as much as the next old person.


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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-08-26 22:14:26
August 26 2016 22:14 GMT
#4516
We're all going to die!

[image loading]




I thought this was a funeral, not a murder scene!



Meapak_Ziphh as Cpt Jack Sparrow has been killed





+ Show Spoiler [Role] +

Cpt. Jack Sparrow
Nationality: None
Faction: Town
Starting Location: The high seas
Traits: Handsome, Rogue
Abilities:
  • Tortuga: (Active) Only pirates know where Tortuga is. Set sails during the day and that night you can get drunk, maybe enter into a bar fight or two….or three. Beware though, when you get too drunk you tend to rack up debts that you don’t remember that well.
  • Savvy? (Passive): Public office isn’t your thing. You long only for the high seas, riches, and adventure. You are immune to being elected leader of anything, immune to ideals as those things only tie you down.


Old Jack Sparrow
Nationality: None
Faction: Town
Starting Location: USA
Traits: Old, Rogue
Abilities:
  • Retired. You’ve long since given up pirate life. If anything you prefer sailing your yact these days. You do still have the Blac Pearl somewhere though, and it can still sail. If you wish to stop a player from taking action today, you can invite them aboard the black pearl, send me a PM.

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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-08-26 22:17:43
August 26 2016 22:16 GMT
#4517
We're all going to die!

[image loading]




I thought this was a funeral, not a murder scene!



Sicklucker as The God Emperor Of Mankind has been killed





+ Show Spoiler [Role] +

The God Emperor Of Mankind

Nationality: Holy Terra
Faction: Town
Starting Location: Space
Traits: Awesome, Fanatical, Strong
Abilities:
  • Great Crusade (Active): Purge the xenos, kill the heretics. You have the ability to kill anyone who is non-human. Targeting a human will have no effect.
  • Exterminatus(Active): Sometimes the infestation runs too deep. Purge it with nuclear explosions. Fires a nuke at a player. You can only use this ability once.
  • The Golden Throne (Passive): When you die you will instead be placed on the golden throne, keeping you somewhat alive. When this happens you will choose two players to be high priest of terra. They will gain the “fanatical” trait and if they can prove to the host someone is talking ill of you posthumously, they can execute them for heresy.


The Old Emperor Of Mankind

Nationality: Holy Terra
Faction: Town
Starting Location: USA
Traits: Awesome, Fanatical, Strong, Old
Abilities:
  • Retired, you do have that flaming sword though. It’s probably good enough still to run someone through. You can send me a PM if you want to kill someone with it during the day.


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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-08-26 22:22:37
August 26 2016 22:22 GMT
#4519


[image loading]

The ghostly image of Stephen Hawking appears before you, armed with nuclear missiles

Artanis[Xp], as Zombie Stephen "Hodor" "Jesus" Hawking has returned... for now. His speech device is malfunctioning though.

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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 26 2016 22:24 GMT
#4520
Nuclear Missile Detected!

[image loading]

A nuclear missile heading for Rels has been detected

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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 26 2016 22:24 GMT
#4521
Resolution phase is over now, you can talk
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-08-26 22:25:29
August 26 2016 22:25 GMT
#4523

Nuclear Missile Detected!

[image loading]

A nuclear missile heading for FecalFeast has been detected


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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 26 2016 22:42 GMT
#4541
Nuclear Armageddon


[image loading]

So this is how the world ends, in a massive nuclear war between demigods with us as collateral damage. We all thought Stephen Hawking had come back to save us, but as soon as he launched the nuclear missile at FecalFeast he disappeared.

[image loading]

America, the last bastion of humanity has fallen to a nuclear war. Every single human on the planet has been wiped out. Millions of years from now explorers from a less violent race might come upon our planet and retell our history, but until then humanity has been forgotten as a tiny speck in a universe that barely noticed us arriving and promptly killing ourselves.




Koshitron has revealed his true colors


Artanis[Xp] has been thrown into a black hole
[image loading]




[image loading]


Total Mafia Victory




I want to thank everyone who played this game, observed this game or otherwise helped with the game. I especially want to thank ritoky for offering co-hosting services I figured would be too hard for most people, yet he did such a fantastic job that I am very, very impressed. He was truly amazing and I wouldn't have been able to do this without him.




TL Mafia - You are the best

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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 26 2016 22:45 GMT
#4552
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YPpS4Ju7xvJpZ3V76A-Bpw95a3Uv8g7U1f147xRArxQ/edit?usp=sharing
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1sbJtrmRlxFh4zoJMRuuckJwS0v0CZXjsjJb8lnz7YI0/edit?usp=sharing
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1tF4o2tbw1d-en5P1JHcecc4o-BgKInBb0K43gkLybbc/edit?usp=sharing


Host QT https://www.quicktopic.com/52/H/Xevimq8enVBRg
Mafia QT https://www.quicktopic.com/52/H/3LaSA49NRdDvY
Reptilian QT https://www.quicktopic.com/52/H/NiViMMxQjT7gZ
Obs QT https://www.quicktopic.com/52/H/DrRFk92V7nx
servant QT https://www.quicktopic.com/52/H/8nAXxi9WAUNH

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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 26 2016 22:46 GMT
#4557
There is no way I'm calculating the victory points today, I'll have the list tomorrow
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 26 2016 22:48 GMT
#4564
After the last day it became a race between artanis and koshi.

Koshi goes first, making the game 4v3 (killing rels). Then Artanis goes, but since he shot a townie (fecalfeast) the game ended.

If artanis had hit mafia they would have gone another round, if artanis hit another mafia, he would disappear and there would be a final 3v1 day with koshi as the last mafia.
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 26 2016 22:50 GMT
#4569
On August 27 2016 07:49 kitaman27 wrote:
SO WHO GAVE ME THE FRICKEN BANANA?!

I did...
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 26 2016 22:50 GMT
#4574
I just randomly gave people banana. You guys have to understand this game was made up on the spot as we went.
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Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 26 2016 22:58 GMT
#4584
[10:56 PM] Palmar: almost
[10:56 PM] Palmar: space has no laws
[10:56 PM] ritoky: hm
[10:56 PM] ritoky: i just thought that would be funny
[10:56 PM] Palmar: 😃
[10:56 PM] ritoky: cuz half of it is useless since stalin always wins
[10:56 PM] ritoky: LOL
[10:56 PM] Palmar: haah
[10:57 PM] Palmar: well think of an active for spock
[10:57 PM] Palmar: I'm going to start sending role PMs
[10:58 PM] ritoky: Comicon (Active): If you're in America, you can star at Comicon. During the day anyone else in America that chooses to attend Comicon can freely trade items with you.
[11:01 PM] Palmar: what is that?
[11:01 PM] Palmar: spock?
[11:01 PM] ritoky: yeah 1 idea for spock
[11:01 PM] Palmar: Actually
[11:02 PM] Palmar: just use the "live long and prosper"
[11:02 PM] ritoky: cuz leonard nimoy is a big comicon guy
[11:02 PM] Palmar: which will instantly make the player targeted unable to carry out any killings for that cycle
[11:02 PM] Palmar: because it's so nice
[11:02 PM] Palmar: I'm sending role pms now btw
[11:05 PM] ritoky: i am pretty sure i fixed all of the formatting
[11:16 PM] ritoky: i think john cleese's bonus objective of shoot someone with a banana or koshi's starting money
[11:16 PM] ritoky: are the 2 most amusing things
[11:19 PM] ritoky: also you should put an iphone up for sale
[11:19 PM] Palmar: add it
[11:19 PM] ritoky: allows someone to enter into a qt with another player
[11:19 PM] Palmar: yes I figured 😃
[11:19 PM] Palmar: good idea, add it
[11:20 PM] Palmar: also you can add more flavor to ads and shit
[11:20 PM] Palmar: if you have time
[11:20 PM] Palmar: and the newspaper in general
[11:20 PM] Palmar: I'm sending pms now
[11:22 PM] ritoky: what price?
[11:22 PM] Palmar: go with whatever, tbh, highest bidder.
[11:23 PM] Palmar: can you add some explanation of auctions to the thing
[11:23 PM] Palmar: "send your bid to to the host"
[11:23 PM] ritoky: in the paper or in the rules post?
[11:24 PM] Palmar: paper
[11:24 PM] ritoky: we could do it so one of us is selling an item each time
[11:24 PM] ritoky: so you receive all bids on 1
[11:24 PM] ritoky: and i receive all bids on the other
[11:24 PM] Palmar: sure, if you can definitely be around on the deadline in 2 days.
[11:24 PM] ritoky: what time is deadline?
[11:25 PM] Palmar: 22:00
[11:25 PM] Palmar: gmt
[11:25 PM] Palmar: that's 1h30 minutes before now
[11:25 PM] Palmar: it's 23:30 now
[11:26 PM] ritoky: yeah i will be here almost always at that time
[11:26 PM] Palmar: that's fine then
[11:30 PM] ritoky: got a host qt yet?
[11:30 PM] ritoky: gotta send it to grack too
[11:32 PM] Palmar: it's on the other page
[11:33 PM] Palmar: of the host spreadsheet
[11:33 PM] Palmar: all the QTs
[11:33 PM] ritoky: mb
[11:47 PM] ritoky: trfel wants to bid 10 million dollars on the iphone
[11:48 PM] ritoky: but he only has euros
[11:48 PM] ritoky: how does he go about converting?
[11:48 PM] ritoky: is it free?
August 16, 2016
[12:34 AM] Palmar: Put answer in qt
August 17, 2016
[9:32 PM] ritoky: let me know if you need me for resolving any actions. i left a bunch of posts in the qt
[10:02 PM] Palmar: you here?
[10:02 PM] Palmar: good job on the night post
[10:02 PM] ritoky: yup just posted
[10:03 PM] Palmar: ok we need to go through this, there's like a million actions that need to be done
[10:03 PM] ritoky: well do the simple ones first
[10:03 PM] ritoky: skynx is going to win the phone, and looks like lunatic is winning the tank
[10:04 PM] Palmar: is 5k gold more than 200000 galactic credits?
[10:05 PM] ritoky: yeah 5k gold is 2.5 billion with current exchange rate
[10:05 PM] ritoky: 200k credits is 2 billion
[10:05 PM] ritoky: unless i messed up the math
[10:06 PM] Palmar: you are correct
[10:06 PM] Palmar: ok did you receive bids on the assassination thing?
[10:06 PM] ritoky: none other than the one you fwd'd me
[10:07 PM] ritoky: which bid 500m on tumble, trfel, and ff
[10:07 PM] Palmar: well he's only gonna get one, right?
[10:07 PM] ritoky: we should probably accept trfel or ff (ff for lurking or trfel cuz no mafia are currently set to die)
[10:07 PM] ritoky: trfel's will be delayed though cuz of ikea passive
[10:07 PM] ritoky: so fox news will chase him through ikea
[10:08 PM] Palmar: we can just pm him and ask him to pick one for 1.5 billion
[10:08 PM] ritoky: want me to?
[10:08 PM] Palmar: sure
[10:08 PM] Palmar: get him to pick one.
[10:09 PM] ritoky: sent him a pm
[10:09 PM] ritoky: we'll figure something out if no response
[10:09 PM] Palmar: good, we have time
[10:09 PM] Palmar: yeah
[10:09 PM] Palmar: exactly
[10:10 PM] Palmar: I'm creating a new sheet that lists "what happens to each player"
[10:10 PM] ritoky: shapelog was broken out of the gulag per grack's request. he lost an ear, is on a boat to africa, and is now wanted in russia
[10:11 PM] Palmar: this is acceptable 😃
[10:12 PM] ritoky: grack also said he wants to eat his banana
[10:12 PM] Palmar: yes
[10:12 PM] ritoky: and he is getting pokeballed
[10:12 PM] ritoky: and he is getting shot
[10:12 PM] ritoky: LOL
[10:12 PM] ritoky: should we turn him into a mankey?
[10:13 PM] Palmar: tthat is EXACTLY
[10:13 PM] Palmar: what I was thinking
[10:13 PM] Palmar: lol
[10:15 PM] ritoky: don't know how the shot works with all that
[10:15 PM] Palmar: we'll figure it out
[10:15 PM] ritoky: she shot open the pokeball and now he is a free roaming mankey?
[10:15 PM] Palmar: are you looking at the new sheet in the sheet thing?
[10:15 PM] ritoky: i am now
[10:17 PM] ritoky: with HF
[10:17 PM] ritoky: he is a reptilian, so would a dragon attack him?
[10:17 PM] ritoky: since they are kin
[10:17 PM] Palmar: this is an excellent point
[10:18 PM] Palmar: I'll put that on hold and see how many people are actually dying
[10:18 PM] Palmar: normal day 1 in this game is 3 mafia kills + 1 lynch = 4 deaths
[10:18 PM] Palmar: all being town is balanced
[10:18 PM] Palmar: (game this size with this faction balance)
[10:18 PM] Palmar: 5-6 is fine, 7 is a bti much
[10:18 PM] Palmar: especially if no mafai
[10:19 PM] ritoky: artanis is being phased, phaser = ranged so vivax doesn't lose legs right?
[10:19 PM] Palmar: yeah
[10:19 PM] Palmar: it requires voluntary touch
[10:19 PM] Palmar: also phaser is like the only instant ability
[10:19 PM] Palmar: artanis was already stunned
[10:20 PM] ritoky: so that's why he fell from the chair, got it
[10:20 PM] Palmar: no he fell because I pushed him
[10:20 PM] Palmar: as a punishment
[10:20 PM] ritoky: LOL
[10:20 PM] Palmar: for his mistake in the playerlist
[10:20 PM] ritoky: make him fall again for being phased?
[10:20 PM] Palmar: and told him he was roleblocked until someone helped him up
[10:20 PM] Palmar: haha
[10:21 PM] ritoky: disfo chose trfel
[10:21 PM] Palmar: excellent
[10:22 PM] ritoky: so we will have to do a live news report of a man being chased through ikea
[10:22 PM] Palmar: of course
[10:22 PM] ritoky: relevant image: http://i59.tinypic.com/2cnwbjq.gif

[10:26 PM] Palmar: vivax didn't use live long and prosper
[10:26 PM] Palmar: he didn't send me any pm
[10:27 PM] ritoky: alright then i figured he did since he posted it in thread
[10:27 PM] Palmar: yeah no, not to mention he already took an action that day
[10:27 PM] Palmar: he phased artanis
[10:27 PM] Palmar: so he can't do another thing
[10:30 PM] ritoky: so dandel ion dies?
[10:30 PM] ritoky: as a result of saving hts?
[10:31 PM] Palmar: unless we boost his power from being extremely well fed
[10:31 PM] Palmar: he eats a mudkip and a banana
[10:31 PM] ritoky: lol 1gu
[10:32 PM] ritoky: choked after being nuked
[10:32 PM] Palmar: like 4 different players wanted to kill him at some point
[10:32 PM] Palmar: mafia had 2 kills on onegu for the longest time
[10:32 PM] Palmar: ok no one is finding the pokémon in russia yet
[10:33 PM] ritoky: so is arthas building the frozen throne in siberia now?
[10:33 PM] Palmar: roughly
[10:33 PM] ritoky: man he got nuked though, he gonna have a rough time with global warming and radiation now
[10:33 PM] ritoky: well russia got nuked...and so did NK
[10:34 PM] Palmar: global warming levels are going to rise, which is fine for most people
[10:34 PM] Palmar: also, he's going to turn soviet russia undead
[10:34 PM] Palmar: probably invade europe
[10:34 PM] ritoky: LOL
[10:34 PM] Palmar: also every single refugee in europe is a terrorist
[10:34 PM] Palmar: every single one
[10:35 PM] Palmar: I was gonna make them zombie refugees
[10:35 PM] Palmar: but not sure now
[10:35 PM] Palmar: hmm
[10:35 PM] Palmar: actually
[10:35 PM] Palmar: "Europe's refugee crisis has unexpectedly been solved as all the refugees have moved towards russia"
[10:35 PM] Palmar: before we unleash a full on communist zombie refugee outbreak there
[10:36 PM] ritoky: sounds like world war 2 all over again right?
[10:36 PM] Palmar: sounds excellent
[10:36 PM] Palmar: big question is, do we take iamp's vet life or not?
[10:36 PM] ritoky: did rels submit an action?
[10:36 PM] Palmar: no he didn't
[10:36 PM] Palmar: oh he did
[10:36 PM] Palmar: he used that infinity and beyond
[10:36 PM] Palmar: which is pointless as he's not being shot at or nuked
[10:37 PM] Palmar: same as iamp's ability (choppa) is useless against shots (projectiles), because it dodges nukes and invasions
[10:37 PM] Palmar: (like the grand crusade)
[10:37 PM] ritoky: well you said 30% chance
[10:37 PM] ritoky: rolle on random.org
[10:37 PM] Palmar: as if
[10:37 PM] ritoky: LOL
[10:38 PM] Palmar: op says bastard host game
[10:38 PM] ritoky: if you're saving hf cuz he is a lizard
[10:38 PM] ritoky: i would say dont take it
[10:38 PM] ritoky: if not
[10:38 PM] ritoky: i would take it
[10:38 PM] Palmar: then I'm definitely not killing iamp
[10:38 PM] Palmar: well 4 townies dead
[10:38 PM] Palmar: is pretty normal
[10:38 PM] Palmar: and they're guaranteed to hit mafia tomorrow
[10:38 PM] Palmar: (because of the ikea delay kill)
[10:39 PM] Palmar: so I think both factions are in good shape
[10:39 PM] Palmar: I'm just gonna let hf burn
[10:39 PM] ritoky: alright then we need to save dandel
[10:39 PM] Palmar: maybe I'll take the dragon away for a cycle while he contemplates what he's done
[10:39 PM] ritoky: for being fed
[10:39 PM] Palmar: yes, dandel is being saved
[10:39 PM] Palmar: I like mufasa anyway
[10:39 PM] ritoky: mudkip + banana + lion = ?????
[10:40 PM] Palmar: gains wings, obviously
[10:40 PM] Palmar: and survives the attack
[10:40 PM] Palmar: he's now a winged lion
[10:40 PM] ritoky: well it is a laser cannon attack right?
[10:40 PM] ritoky: what helps vs lasers?
[10:41 PM] ritoky: he gains reflective skin?
[10:41 PM] ritoky: now immune to energy attacks?
[10:41 PM] Palmar: nah
[10:41 PM] Palmar: he takes the wound
[10:41 PM] Palmar: just recovers
[10:41 PM] Palmar: and gains wings
[10:41 PM] Palmar: because I want a winged lion
[10:41 PM] Palmar: so he can soar
[10:41 PM] ritoky: that makes him that egyptian thing now...
[10:41 PM] ritoky: forgot name...the flying lion
[10:42 PM] Palmar: exactly, flying lion
[10:42 PM] Palmar: wyvern?
[10:42 PM] ritoky: sphinx
[10:42 PM] Palmar: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/66/Pomník_čs._letců_v_Anglii_Praha_Klárov_-_lev_3-4_profil_zprava.JPG/1920px-Pomník_čs._letců_v_Anglii_Praha_Klárov_-_lev_3-4_profil_zprava.JPG?1471473764113

[10:42 PM] Palmar: sphinx is just a cat with ahuman head or something
[10:43 PM] ritoky: lol
[10:43 PM] ritoky: do we give him a new ability with his wings? or just movement?
[10:43 PM] Palmar: movement
[10:43 PM] Palmar: but he'll also evolve a grenade launcher if he keeps feeding like this
[10:43 PM] Palmar: or something
[10:43 PM] Palmar: we'll see
[10:43 PM] Palmar: Now on to the last question
[10:43 PM] Palmar: do we kill Grackaroni?
[10:44 PM] Palmar: (if we do he will of course just be promoted to a full time host)
[10:44 PM] ritoky: up to you. if we do then something about the world wildlife federation should happen
[10:44 PM] ritoky: cuz hts shot a mankey
[10:45 PM] Palmar: like I feel like we have two options here
[10:45 PM] Palmar: no wait, this is fine
[10:45 PM] Palmar: he turns into a monkey and is pokéballed, he is also dead and full time host, he is also a pokémon owned by fecalfeast and can be used
[10:45 PM] Palmar: or something
[10:46 PM] ritoky: thats some super complex shit that is above my head lol
[10:46 PM] Palmar: well time to start writing posts
[10:46 PM] Palmar: I guess we do multiple posts because there's so much shit
[10:46 PM] ritoky: we announcing who won auctions or price or anything?
[10:47 PM] Palmar: no, and the fox news announcement is delayed
[10:47 PM] Palmar: because of ikea chase
[10:47 PM] ritoky: I will just do "breaking news, man being chased through ikea" and a gif or something? or u just want no post?
[10:47 PM] Palmar: definitely a post
[10:48 PM] Palmar: I'm gonna list them, hang on
[10:50 PM] Palmar: 1) New leadership in soviet russia, Former leader believed to have fled to africa
2) New animal in africa found dead, eaten by wildlife
3) President of the United States is bankrupt!
4) Holyflare memorial
5) Escape from the gulag
6) Onegu memorial
7) Superbia memorial
8) Vivax memorial
9) Ikea chase
10) Grackaroni memorial
[10:50 PM] Palmar: I'll do the soviet russia post and the town memorials
[10:51 PM] Palmar: you do the news about someone escaping from the gulag and ikea chase
[10:51 PM] Palmar: then we'll see
[10:51 PM] ritoky: i will do ikea chase, a post saying "all auctions have resolved, check back tomorrow"
[10:51 PM] ritoky: and gulag
[10:51 PM] Palmar: yes
[10:51 PM] Palmar: ok
[10:51 PM] Palmar: just start hammering them out
[10:51 PM] Palmar: btw ritoky, you're doing an excellent job at this co-hosting thing, truly fantastic
[10:51 PM] ritoky: subtracting money on sheet then will post and pm
[10:52 PM] ritoky: i will send the pm to skynx about the phone
[10:52 PM] ritoky: want me to do any other ones?
[10:52 PM] Palmar: let's sort the pms later
[10:52 PM] ritoky: k
[10:52 PM] Palmar: first do the news posts
[10:54 PM] ritoky: money is all updated on the sheet
[11:17 PM] ritoky: going to send obs qt to the dead
[11:17 PM] Palmar: good
[11:22 PM] Palmar: Can you do the shocking post about the financial troubles of the president
[11:23 PM] ritoky: yeah
[11:23 PM] Palmar: maybe I should just make the grack memorial completely shit
[11:23 PM] Palmar: "local man dies"
[11:24 PM] ritoky: "man found dead in bar"
[11:29 PM] Palmar: lol this resolution phase, such spam
[11:29 PM] Palmar: I think we're done
[11:29 PM] ritoky: yeah now pms
[11:30 PM] Palmar: ok disfo gets a pm confirming he won the assassin thing, tell him that
[11:30 PM] Palmar: I'll explain to lunaticman
[11:30 PM] ritoky: everyone who died has obs
[11:30 PM] ritoky: already
[11:30 PM] ritoky: sending skynx, then disfo
[11:31 PM] Palmar: ok doing dandel now
[11:32 PM] ritoky: lol that one is confusing
[11:33 PM] ritoky: sending shapelog
[11:34 PM] Palmar: ok Dandel done, Chez next up
[11:36 PM] Palmar: hts receives nothing
[11:36 PM] ritoky: disfo done, luna done, dandel done, skynx done, shape done
[11:36 PM] Palmar: glowing done
[11:36 PM] Palmar: chez done
[11:36 PM] Palmar: stutters done
[11:38 PM] ritoky: need to do HTS
[11:38 PM] Palmar: there's nothing to do
[11:38 PM] Palmar: she was protected, she don't even know
[11:38 PM] ritoky: she doesn't see a lion save her? okay
[11:38 PM] ritoky: iamp needs done
[11:38 PM] Palmar: stealth lion
[11:39 PM] Palmar: I'll do iamp
[11:39 PM] ritoky: does artanis get anything for being crusaded?
[11:39 PM] Palmar: I sent him a message that he got visited by a very confused space marine
[11:40 PM] ritoky: prp msg about if shots succeeded or not?
[11:40 PM] Palmar: nah
[11:40 PM] Palmar: he knows it's a crapshot
[11:40 PM] Palmar: he should figure it's much better to just shoot it in the air
[11:40 PM] Palmar: that'll bring a lot of black homies out
[11:40 PM] Palmar: to help him fight wars
[11:41 PM] ritoky: i think that is everyone then
[11:41 PM] Palmar: I think... we're done?
[11:41 PM] Palmar: excellent job ritoky, thanks
August 18, 2016
[10:50 PM] Palmar: I answered koshi's inquiry about the fox news event
[10:51 PM] Palmar: I said he could not change how the event works, just tell me it's stupid and have me remove it from the game.
August 20, 2016
[10:02 PM] ritoky: you here?
[10:03 PM] Palmar: alright
[10:03 PM] Palmar: let's do this
[10:03 PM] Palmar: I added a resolution sheet and added most actions into it.
[10:04 PM] Palmar: are we sure trfel won the fish?
[10:04 PM] ritoky: only bid i saw on the previous page
[10:04 PM] ritoky: so i assumed
[10:04 PM] ritoky: 8bill is hard to beat
[10:04 PM] ritoky: no1 bid on green goo
[10:04 PM] ritoky: so it is going in the river
[10:05 PM] Palmar: alright
[10:05 PM] Palmar: the ocean really
[10:05 PM] Palmar: time to fuck up the planet real bad
[10:06 PM] ritoky: seduction of artanis fails
[10:06 PM] ritoky: but does stutters lose legs?
[10:06 PM] Palmar: why does the seduction fail?
[10:06 PM] ritoky: artanis isnt a leader
[10:06 PM] ritoky: of anything
[10:06 PM] Palmar: oh right
[10:06 PM] Palmar: ok
[10:06 PM] Palmar: yeah
[10:06 PM] Palmar: ok so let's list up the posts that have to be made:
[10:07 PM] Palmar: a) zombies have started a civil society in russia.. They've shown remarkable ability to eliminate discrimination and extremism among their ranks. United Undead Soviet Russia is expected to join the United Nations Shortly
[10:07 PM] ritoky: 1) fox kill
2) lynch usa
3) lynch eu
4) auctions
5) zombies become moderate
6) gb dies
[10:08 PM] Palmar: nuke lands in russia
[10:08 PM] Palmar: gotta have that one
[10:08 PM] Palmar: pokémon caught
[10:08 PM] ritoky: iamp is back (could be part of lynch post)
[10:08 PM] ritoky: dandel dies
[10:08 PM] Palmar: well we'll just make a post about that
[10:09 PM] Palmar: ok I'll start clearing up the lynch posts, you do the ikea murder and flip trfel
[10:09 PM] ritoky: do we make a post about HTS dying? or do we just resolve that silently?
[10:09 PM] Palmar: (remember we only flip the abilities and the traits thing)
[10:09 PM] Palmar: no that is resolved silently
[10:09 PM] Palmar: and we create a QT for them
[10:15 PM] Palmar: skynx is dead right
[10:15 PM] Palmar: by lynch
[10:15 PM] Palmar: yeah I see your vote count.
[10:15 PM] ritoky: yeah
[10:15 PM] ritoky: skynx and iamp
[10:15 PM] ritoky: the obs qt
[10:15 PM] ritoky: voted for brains in the EU election
[10:16 PM] ritoky: so put Brains (1): A horde of zombies
[10:20 PM] Palmar: ok now the other deaths
[10:20 PM] Palmar: koshi killed dandel ion, so he gets to do his mufasa shit
[10:20 PM] ritoky: gb shot by damd, dandel ak-47 + koshid
[10:20 PM] Palmar: gb is dead
[10:21 PM] ritoky: i will make that post
[10:21 PM] ritoky: you do dandel
[10:21 PM] Palmar: ok I'll flip dandel
[10:25 PM] ritoky: wait
[10:25 PM] ritoky: gb doesnt die
[10:25 PM] ritoky: or does he
[10:25 PM] ritoky: does he have to activate his protection thing from a homie?
[10:26 PM] Palmar: no
[10:26 PM] Palmar: it's a passive
[10:26 PM] Palmar: but it'll only take one bullet
[10:26 PM] Palmar: although that's fine though
[10:26 PM] Palmar: you just flip a random home then
[10:26 PM] ritoky: he got shot once by damd
[10:26 PM] Palmar: ok
[10:26 PM] Palmar: flip a homie
[10:27 PM] Palmar: I'm gonna do the civilized zombies now
[10:34 PM] ritoky: nuke, pokemon, auctions/goo in ocean
[10:34 PM] ritoky: then pms
[10:39 PM] ritoky: sending pms of obs qt to dead ppl
[10:40 PM] Palmar: ok you dump the goo in the ocean
[10:41 PM] ritoky: anything in particular you want it to do?
[10:41 PM] ritoky: instantly melting icecaps?
[10:44 PM] Palmar: ok
[10:44 PM] Palmar: nah
[10:44 PM] Palmar: just kill a ton of fish
[10:44 PM] Palmar: well fuck it
[10:44 PM] Palmar: yeah melt the icecaps
[10:44 PM] Palmar: let's take arthas's protection away with global warming next day
[10:44 PM] Palmar: then we destroy earth and launch them in space
[10:44 PM] Palmar: is gonnabe fine
[10:47 PM] Palmar: ok I've done disfo, lunaticman
[10:47 PM] Palmar: and mufasa
[10:47 PM] Palmar: pms
[10:47 PM] ritoky: make a qt yet?
[10:47 PM] Palmar: yes
[10:47 PM] Palmar: added it in the links section of the qt
[10:47 PM] Palmar: now gonna send to hts
[10:49 PM] ritoky: lol these resolutions are giant spamfests
[10:49 PM] Palmar: haha
[10:49 PM] Palmar: so trfel bought the fish
[10:49 PM] Palmar: but died
[10:49 PM] Palmar: that's interesting.
[10:50 PM] ritoky: maybe trigger an explosion in ikea/europe
[10:50 PM] ritoky: during next phase?
[10:50 PM] ritoky: destabalize the EU
[10:50 PM] Palmar: we'll figure something out. I'm home tomorrow again so more time to do shit
[10:51 PM] Palmar: I've done shapelog and half the sky
[10:51 PM] Palmar: I guess ASh is left
[10:51 PM] ritoky: ash and stutters
[10:51 PM] Palmar: well stutters i sjust a fail
[10:51 PM] Palmar: can you finish those 2?
[10:51 PM] ritoky: he loses his legs though right?
[10:51 PM] Palmar: nah
[10:51 PM] ritoky: k
[10:51 PM] Palmar: he doesn't touch stephen hawking
[10:52 PM] ritoky: what does the pidgey do?
[10:52 PM] Palmar: What should we make pidgey do
[10:52 PM] Palmar: what's gamestate
[10:52 PM] Palmar: 14v5?
[10:52 PM] ritoky: 1 mafia dead, 1 mafia revive gone
[10:53 PM] ritoky: 14v5
[10:53 PM] ritoky: w/ koshi still holding his power
[10:53 PM] ritoky: so could be 14v6
[10:53 PM] Palmar: ok then town is fine still
[10:53 PM] Palmar: no reason to make pidgey be a dt check, they're getting one through mufasa
[10:54 PM] Palmar: what does pikachu do again?
[10:54 PM] ritoky: pikachu? lightning shit
[10:54 PM] Palmar: he's a roleblock
[10:54 PM] Palmar: so we make pidgey a.... watch?
[10:54 PM] Palmar: watch a player, see if anyone visits them that day
[10:54 PM] Palmar: pidgey sits in a tree or something
[10:54 PM] ritoky: or can give it sand attack
[10:54 PM] Palmar: another roleblock?
[10:54 PM] ritoky: blinds an enemy stopping them from kp
[10:55 PM] Palmar: he already has pikachu
[10:55 PM] ritoky: only blocks kp
[10:55 PM] Palmar: that roleblocks
[10:55 PM] ritoky: okay
[10:55 PM] Palmar: well that's just bad lol
[10:55 PM] Palmar: "do you want to roleblock, or worse roleblock??"
[10:55 PM] ritoky: LOL
[10:55 PM] Palmar: make it the watch
[10:55 PM] ritoky: okay
[10:55 PM] Palmar: then we're good to go
[10:56 PM] ritoky: pidgey daytime or night time power?
[10:56 PM] ritoky: day right?
[10:56 PM] Palmar: day yeah
[10:56 PM] Palmar: at end of day, get players who visited pidgey's target that day
[10:56 PM] Palmar: active, of course
[10:57 PM] Palmar: and then announce the resolution phase as over, I think
[10:58 PM] ritoky: double checking real quick
[10:58 PM] ritoky: shapelog has had it so rough LOL
[10:58 PM] Palmar: 😃
[10:58 PM] Palmar: good thing he's dying tomorrow
[10:59 PM] Palmar: to radiation poisoning
[10:59 PM] Palmar: almost merciful
[10:59 PM] Palmar: I'm gonna jump, double checking is good. I'll be back home tomorrow and in a better position to manage the game.
[10:59 PM] ritoky: cya
August 21, 2016
[10:06 PM] ritoky: dunno if you're in a game, but it's phase change time
[10:20 PM] Palmar: I am so fired
[10:20 PM] Palmar: worst host
August 22, 2016
[9:45 PM] ritoky: how pissed would koshi be, if we gave world leader to a "zombie" aka the obs qt?
[9:45 PM] ritoky: you think he would use his power?
[9:45 PM] Palmar: lol
[9:45 PM] Palmar: I don't know
[9:46 PM] Palmar: by the way, the world leader is abducted
[9:46 PM] ritoky: LOL
[9:46 PM] Palmar: Of course he is.
[9:46 PM] Palmar: He will be whisked off to a QT and disallowed communication for the rest of the phase
[9:46 PM] Palmar: the only thing is, he will be completely immune (will not exist in the game) until the next day
[9:47 PM] ritoky: town needs srs help though, they are getting steamrolled
[9:47 PM] Palmar: and he will pick the catastrophe about to hit planet earth
[9:47 PM] Palmar: they deserve to lose at this point
[9:47 PM] ritoky: true
[9:47 PM] Palmar: they're killing each other like retards and voting mafia for world leader
[9:48 PM] ritoky: how damdred and kurumi are not dead
[9:48 PM] ritoky: is a myth to me
[9:48 PM] Palmar: Possible catastrophes: World War, AI Uprising, Deadly Virus, Meteor
[9:48 PM] Palmar: why would they be dead?
[9:48 PM] Palmar: oh for being shit
[9:48 PM] Palmar: yeah
[9:48 PM] ritoky: damdred basically hasn't posted all game
[9:49 PM] ritoky: and kurumi has done 0 to try to solve anything
[9:49 PM] Palmar: fyi: World War = everyone gets a nuke, town can blow themselves up if they want
[9:49 PM] ritoky: btw what happens
[9:49 PM] Palmar: AI Uprising = game turns into death factory mafia
[9:50 PM] ritoky: hts is attacking chez with a banana and chez has a banana
[9:50 PM] Palmar: Deadly Virus = people who have had transactions between them die
[9:50 PM] Palmar: Meteor = every region gets a single consensus vote. The region that is voted for will be annhilated
[9:50 PM] ritoky: jesus
[9:50 PM] ritoky: ppl about to die in a hurry
[9:51 PM] Palmar: it's time to thin the playerlist out 😃
[9:51 PM] ritoky: so elect koshi leader
[9:51 PM] ritoky: abduct him
[9:51 PM] ritoky: then say the replacement leader is a zombie
[9:51 PM] ritoky: LOL
[9:52 PM] Palmar: haha
[9:52 PM] Palmar: well there is no leader
[9:52 PM] Palmar: thus world faceplants into one of the insane scenarios described above
[9:53 PM] Palmar: looks like koshi has supermajority
[9:53 PM] ritoky: i hope he chooses world war
[9:53 PM] Palmar: I hope he chooses death factory
[9:53 PM] Palmar: Deadly Virus is bad
[9:53 PM] Palmar: maybe I should just scrap that one
[9:53 PM] Palmar: death factory is fun
[9:54 PM] ritoky: deadly virus
[9:54 PM] ritoky: will just insta-gib ppl
[9:54 PM] ritoky: no real interaction
[9:54 PM] Palmar: yes with no interaction
[9:54 PM] Palmar: exactly, it's bad
[9:55 PM] ritoky: Mass Persecution - 4 lynches happen today
[9:55 PM] Palmar: yeah ok that sounds ok
[9:55 PM] ritoky: might have to rename it
[9:55 PM] Palmar: Genocide
[9:57 PM] Palmar: actually
[9:57 PM] Palmar: let's just keep it at 3
[9:57 PM] Palmar: because all 3 are really good
[9:57 PM] ritoky: aight
[9:57 PM] ritoky: meteor is rly bad tho
[9:57 PM] Palmar: why?
[9:57 PM] ritoky: cuz it basically will destroy town
[9:58 PM] ritoky: all of mafia is in eu
[9:58 PM] Palmar: well letting the game go on as normal
[9:58 PM] Palmar: will destroy town
[9:58 PM] ritoky: so it has a near 0% chance of hitting mafia
[9:58 PM] Palmar: like town has already submitted like 2-3 kills on town
[9:58 PM] Palmar: and mafia will kill some more
[9:58 PM] ritoky: also mafia deleted a message from their qt
[9:58 PM] ritoky: to try and hide it from patriot act
[9:58 PM] Palmar: yeah whatever patriot act won't happen again
[9:59 PM] Palmar: we're destroying earth soon and launching them into space
[9:59 PM] Palmar: or something
[9:59 PM] Palmar: the usa is gone
[10:10 PM] Palmar: is it safe to give koshi access to the Host QT?
[10:10 PM] ritoky: basically only info he will learn
[10:11 PM] ritoky: is HTS could convert ppl
[10:11 PM] Palmar: that's more than fine
[10:11 PM] Palmar: because we're blocking him for a day, let's invite him to the host QT
[10:11 PM] ritoky: alright
[10:23 PM] Palmar: rng the playerlist quickly
[10:23 PM] Palmar: only the living - koshi
[10:24 PM] ritoky: damd
disfo
stutters
fecal
luna
shape
hts
iamp
sl
rels
artanis
gb
prp
MZ
chez
kuru
kita
tumble
[10:26 PM] ritoky: 1. Damdred
2. Disformation
3. Stutters695
4. Fecalfeast
5. Lunaticman
6. Shapelog
7. HalfTheSky
8. iamperfection
9. sicklucker
10. rels
11. Artanis[xp]
12. GlowingBear
13. prplhz
14. Meapak_Ziphh
15. Chezinu
16. Kurumi
17. kitaman27
18. Tumblewood
[10:27 PM] Palmar: thanks
[10:41 PM] ritoky: should we extend this?
[10:41 PM] ritoky: to 48 hrs?
[10:41 PM] ritoky: or fuck them with 24 still
[10:41 PM] Palmar: 24 is more than enough, I'd have thought
[10:41 PM] Palmar: remember, no takesy-backsies
[10:42 PM] Palmar: it's only 18 votes in tota
[10:43 PM] ritoky: so going off the back makes you fully safe, but makes another row red right?
[10:43 PM] Palmar: yes
[10:44 PM] Palmar: after 3 people escape we start making 2 rows red
[10:44 PM] Palmar: aka: it's a suicide strategy
[10:44 PM] Palmar: although probably not even needed
[10:50 PM] Palmar: update as often as you can with the order of things
[10:51 PM] ritoky: do we count tumble?
[10:51 PM] Palmar: no
[10:51 PM] Palmar: I sent him a pm and told him he was a moron
[10:51 PM] Palmar: that's enough for now
[10:51 PM] Palmar: some confusion because of entirely new mechanic for most people is fine
August 23, 2016
[10:18 PM] ritoky: you send obs pms?
[10:19 PM] Palmar: not yet
[10:19 PM] Palmar: send them to everyone but artanis
[10:19 PM] Palmar: We have to find a way to reward him.
[10:19 PM] Palmar: oh fuck I also forgot to kill Shapelog
[10:20 PM] Palmar: he dies of kgb radiation poisoning
[10:20 PM] ritoky: lol
[10:20 PM] ritoky: we can give artanis the obs qt
[10:20 PM] ritoky: and bring him back as leader of zombies
[10:20 PM] ritoky: LOL
[10:20 PM] ritoky: zombie hodor
[10:20 PM] ritoky: hawkings
[10:20 PM] Palmar: zombie hodor hawking
[10:20 PM] Palmar: lol
[10:22 PM] ritoky: dunno, you got an idea for artanis?
[10:22 PM] Palmar: no
[10:22 PM] Palmar: we have time to figure it out
[10:22 PM] ritoky: could add him to lunaticman's stuff
[10:25 PM] ritoky: jeez it's 9-5....10-5 if art comes back
[10:26 PM] Palmar: what is shapelog's role again?
[10:26 PM] ritoky: and mafia has superpowered koshi who still is holding onto his op power
[10:26 PM] ritoky: silvio berlusconi
[10:28 PM] ritoky: guy had a rough life....ran illegally for czar, sent to prison, lost an ear, put on a raft to africa, poisoned, died.
[10:30 PM] Palmar: it's okay I say that, right?
[10:30 PM] ritoky: yeah
[10:32 PM] Palmar: also town is so fucking wrong
[10:32 PM] Palmar: look at tumble's list
[10:32 PM] Palmar: look at hts' list in the QT
[10:32 PM] Palmar: so very, very, very wrong
[10:32 PM] ritoky: they are right on damdred....
[10:33 PM] ritoky: but man do they all have the blinders on about koshi
[10:34 PM] ritoky: will send obs to shape
[10:35 PM] Palmar: ok
[10:35 PM] Palmar: artanis will have to stay in the dark while we figure out what to do with him
[10:35 PM] ritoky: he sent me back "in b4 zombie leader"
[10:35 PM] Palmar: lol
[10:36 PM] Palmar: I guess we make him the leader of the Obs QT
[10:36 PM] ritoky: should we give him a DT check too?
[10:37 PM] ritoky: there's been 0 cop checks in the entire game
[10:37 PM] ritoky: or how about
[10:37 PM] ritoky: an instant parity check
[10:37 PM] ritoky: can compare 2 players alignments?
[10:39 PM] Palmar: oyes
[10:39 PM] Palmar: that seems balanced
[10:40 PM] ritoky: obv not self usable
[10:40 PM] ritoky: cant do self + other
[10:40 PM] Palmar: well he's dead
[10:41 PM] Palmar: so duh
[10:41 PM] ritoky: LOL
[10:41 PM] ritoky: so should i send artanis the obs qt?
[10:41 PM] Palmar: no not yet
[10:41 PM] Palmar: he has to make the player picks first
[10:42 PM] ritoky: you sending the pms?
August 24, 2016
[12:40 AM] Palmar: I think I want to simplify and downscale the game
[12:40 AM] Palmar: Take away most abilities
[12:40 AM] ritoky: fair enough
[12:40 AM] Palmar: basically town is in "lylo"
[12:40 AM] Palmar: I want to give them 1 more mislynch
[12:40 AM] Palmar: somehow
[12:44 AM] Palmar: So here's the deal
[12:45 AM] Palmar: it's 10v5
[12:45 AM] Palmar: tomorrow there will be a normal lynch
[12:45 AM] Palmar: no it's 9v5
[12:45 AM] Palmar: tomorrow is normal lynch + town kp + 2 mafia kp
[12:45 AM] ritoky: depends on if artanis is fully alive
[12:45 AM] Palmar: he isn't, but he will control a vote
[12:45 AM] ritoky: fully dead*
[12:46 AM] Palmar: if all kp hits town, town is just fucked
[12:47 AM] ritoky: well
[12:47 AM] ritoky: koshi still needs an advantage
[12:47 AM] Palmar: he has nukes
[12:47 AM] Palmar: also if it goes another day (day 5) the game will of course go insane again
[12:48 AM] Palmar: I'm open to other suggestions though
[12:48 AM] ritoky: i'll think about it
[12:48 AM] Palmar: I put some stuff in the QT
[12:48 AM] Palmar: sheet day 4
[12:49 AM] Palmar: I took away most of tumble's power and made his debt 20 million
[12:49 AM] ritoky: LOL
[12:49 AM] Palmar: for posting too much
August 26, 2016
[7:34 PM] Palmar: bro you here?
[7:34 PM] ritoky: somewhat, sup?
[7:34 PM] Palmar: I'm considering a mechanic for the final day, but I don't know if it's balanced
[7:35 PM] ritoky: is it going to make it there?
[7:35 PM] Palmar: no idea
[7:35 PM] Palmar: haven't checked
[7:35 PM] ritoky: there's only like 9 total votes out of 15 so far
[7:35 PM] ritoky: and 4 of them are mafia i think?
[7:37 PM] ritoky: the town deserves to lose this cycle
[7:37 PM] ritoky: koshi dayshot the only essentially confirmed town in the game and only 2 ppl even considered him being mafia for it....they deserve to lose
[7:39 PM] Palmar: well a lot of the townies who haven't voted
[7:39 PM] Palmar: also damdred hasn't used his shot
[7:39 PM] Palmar: if the day would end now
[7:40 PM] Palmar: it would be 4v6 still
[7:40 PM] Palmar: 4v5 if Damdred wakes up
[7:41 PM] ritoky: but koshi will just rewrite whatever we do next phase if it's not beneficial to mafia
[7:41 PM] Palmar: we can take that away from him easy
[7:42 PM] Palmar: essentially I was thinking about nullifying all roles in favor of a MAD mechanic
[7:42 PM] Palmar: goes this way: everyone votes a nuker. nuker nukes someone, we check if game is over.
[7:42 PM] Palmar: if game isn't over, everyone votes another nuker, previous nukers cannot be voted in again, but they can be nuked
[7:43 PM] Palmar: and they can vote
[7:43 PM] ritoky: sounds alright, they will lose by the 2nd vote tho
[7:43 PM] Palmar: sure, but only because they voted wrong
[7:43 PM] Palmar: in theory they can easily kill mafia
[7:43 PM] ritoky: other option is to run a "golf tournament" since they're retired. winner get's mayor with sole vote to lynch
[7:44 PM] ritoky: but that won't necessarily end the game next phase
[7:46 PM] ritoky: i think electing nukers is fine in terms of balance
[7:47 PM] ritoky: did artanis ever get his reward for holding the door btw?
[7:49 PM] Palmar: oh he is
[7:49 PM] Palmar: essentially, mafia also gets night kills in this sudden death thing.
[7:49 PM] Palmar: (otherwise it's townf avored
[7:50 PM] Palmar: because otherwise it's just a lynch
[7:50 PM] ritoky: oh i thought it would never go to night phase
[7:50 PM] ritoky: lol
[7:50 PM] Palmar: well
[7:50 PM] Palmar: it never does
[7:50 PM] Palmar: it just happens simultaneously
[7:50 PM] ritoky: just elect -> nuke -> elect -> nuke
[7:50 PM] ritoky: until it's over
[8:38 PM] ritoky: lunaticman posted his qt in the thread
[8:38 PM] ritoky: dunno if u wanna do anything abt it
[9:17 PM] Palmar: yeah I noticed
[9:17 PM] Palmar: well mafia is gonna shoot him so whatevs
[9:18 PM] Palmar: if we modkill him it's gg
[9:20 PM] ritoky: well it's kind of an issue in game right now but w/e
[9:23 PM] Palmar: well what do you think?
[9:23 PM] Palmar: modkill and end it?
[9:23 PM] Palmar: modkill and give Artanis a chance to save anyone in the game?
[9:24 PM] ritoky: dunno....it's just an issue because rels is pushing kita to post the other qt because nothing happened
[9:24 PM] Palmar: ok mod kill him
[9:24 PM] Palmar: don't flip yet, just kill lunaticman
[9:24 PM] Palmar: feel free to do it in a dramatic fashion
[9:25 PM] Palmar: make sure you say "for pissing off the host".
[9:25 PM] ritoky: i would just kill him with the lynch flip
[9:25 PM] Palmar: no kill him now
[9:25 PM] Palmar: so people can't keep pushing kita
[9:26 PM] ritoky: idk tho
[9:26 PM] ritoky: cuz the damage is already done and its been in the thread for a while...
[9:26 PM] Palmar: don't care
[9:26 PM] Palmar: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewpost.php?post_id=25995425
[9:26 PM] Palmar: this post
[9:26 PM] Palmar: asking green questions in the thread
[9:27 PM] Palmar: is CLEARLY against palmar rules anyway
[9:27 PM] Palmar: that's reason enough to modkill him
[9:35 PM] Palmar: I need artanis here
[9:35 PM] ritoky: don't have any direct contact with him sry
[9:38 PM] ritoky: no, obs hasn't been spoiled
[9:38 PM] ritoky: i haven't spoiled for any1 at all
[9:39 PM] Palmar: ok found artanis
[9:40 PM] Palmar: I'm tempted to just alternate nukes between koshi and artanis
[9:40 PM] Palmar: if artanis hits 4 in a row
[9:41 PM] ritoky: do this
[9:41 PM] Palmar: isn't it fantastic?
[9:41 PM] ritoky: artanis comes back as zombie hodor jesus
[9:41 PM] ritoky: koshi is god
[9:41 PM] ritoky: rest of players elect a 3rd nuker?
[9:41 PM] ritoky: they rotate nuking
[9:41 PM] ritoky: until game ends
[9:41 PM] Palmar: and artanis is stephen "jesus" "hodor" hawking
[9:42 PM] ritoky: LOL
[9:42 PM] ritoky: zombie jesus
[9:42 PM] ritoky: get it right
[9:58 PM] ritoky: is artanis going to have to solo this btw?
[9:58 PM] Palmar: yes
[9:59 PM] Palmar: 😃
[9:59 PM] ritoky: or we allowing him to post in thread or have obs qt?
[9:59 PM] Palmar: 2 perfect shots
[9:59 PM] Palmar: basically his rules are
[9:59 PM] Palmar: he can't kill koshi
[9:59 PM] Palmar: koshi nukes
[9:59 PM] Palmar: then artanis nukes
[9:59 PM] Palmar: if artanis hits mafia, -> another round
[9:59 PM] Palmar: koshi nukes
[9:59 PM] Palmar: then artanis nukes
[10:00 PM] Palmar: if artanis hits another mafia he will leave koshi and the 3 remaining townies to their fate
[10:00 PM] ritoky: lol 😄
[10:01 PM] Palmar: ok can you flip lunaticman and meapak
[10:01 PM] Palmar: (remember to flip both roles
[10:02 PM] Palmar: I'll flip damdred and kitaman
[10:02 PM] ritoky: did art nuke kita?
[10:02 PM] Palmar: no
[10:02 PM] Palmar: sicklucker shot him
[10:02 PM] ritoky: o mb
[10:09 PM] Palmar: Old Arthas Menethil

Nationality: Lordaeron
Faction: Town
Starting Location: USA
Traits: Undead, Fanatical, Old
Abilities:
  • Retired. You have married your Banshee Queen and together you have integrated yourselves in the community. Frostmourne has been reduced to a decorative piece, representing the memories of your old days.

[10:09 PM] Palmar: add the old Arthas role too
[10:10 PM] Palmar: I'll flip MZ
[10:10 PM] ritoky: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY
YouTube
thelonelyisland
Jack Sparrow (feat. Michael Bolton)


[10:10 PM] ritoky: put him with that video
[10:10 PM] Palmar: ok you flip jack sparrow
[10:10 PM] ritoky: i don't have his old role?
[10:10 PM] Palmar: ok
[10:10 PM] Palmar: hang on
[10:12 PM] Palmar:

YouTube
ArthasMenethil44
Arthas Becomes The Lich King Warcraft III Cinematic


[10:12 PM] Palmar: add this one
[10:12 PM] Palmar: for arthas
[10:12 PM] Palmar: I'll do jack sparrow
[10:12 PM] ritoky: alright
[10:15 PM] ritoky: need me to send obs?
[10:18 PM] Palmar: yes
[10:18 PM] Palmar: we've flipped everyone, right?
[10:18 PM] ritoky: yes
[10:22 PM] Palmar: Game over btw
[10:23 PM] Palmar: Koshi is launching a nuclear missile at Rels
[10:23 PM] Palmar: And Artanis is shooting Fecalfeast
[10:26 PM] ritoky: rip
[10:28 PM] ritoky: we resolving right now for endgame?
[10:28 PM] Palmar: we are, but secondary winnings are not getting calculated tonight
[10:28 PM] Palmar: way too much math
[10:28 PM] Palmar: doing that tomorrow
[10:29 PM] Palmar: feel free to throw videos or shit youw ant int he end game
[10:51 PM] Palmar: Again, thanks for hosting bro
[10:51 PM] Palmar: you did fantastic.
[10:51 PM] ritoky: np, let me know if you need help hosting anything in the future
[10:52 PM] Palmar: do you mind if I post most of this log?
[10:52 PM] ritoky: go ahead
Computer says mafia
Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-08-26 23:04:38
August 26 2016 23:04 GMT
#4592
On August 27 2016 07:59 kitaman27 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 23 2016 09:19 Tumblewood wrote:
1.[__________][___________]
2.[_GlowingBear_][__________]
3.[_iamperfection_][_Chezinu_]
4.[__prplhz__][__Kurumi__]
5.[__________][__________]

6.[__________][__________]
7.[_Stutters_][_fecalfeast_]
8.[_Lunaticman_][_Shapelog_]
9.[_Half the Sky_][_Damdred_]
10.[_sicklucker_][___Rels___]
11.[_Artanis[Xp]_][_Disformation w/item_]
12.[__________][_Meapak_Ziphh_]
13.[__________][__________]
14.[_Kitaman27_][_Tumblewood_]
15.[__________][__________]
we have 1 PoP of buffer room for every change. woohoo! takes 8 pushes and 4 pulls


This game could have ended so much differently if we stuck with Tumble's original plan on day three. I was really terrified that koshi was gone, we were about to double lynch two mafia, and it would be just a terrible looking me and damdred left -_-


This was town's chance to pull it back
Computer says mafia
Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 26 2016 23:06 GMT
#4596
On August 27 2016 08:04 Kurumi wrote:
teehee

good job team
I think I have finally forgiven RoL for what he has done in Storm.

ALSO PALMAR AND RITOKY (AND GRACK)

THANKS FOR THIS AWESOOOOOOOOOME GAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEE
what would happen if I blew up the moon?

I don't know, I had not been yet put in a position where I had to make that up.
Computer says mafia
Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 26 2016 23:45 GMT
#4611
On August 27 2016 08:07 kitaman27 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 27 2016 08:06 Palmar wrote:
On August 27 2016 08:04 Kurumi wrote:
teehee

good job team
I think I have finally forgiven RoL for what he has done in Storm.

ALSO PALMAR AND RITOKY (AND GRACK)

THANKS FOR THIS AWESOOOOOOOOOME GAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEE
what would happen if I blew up the moon?

I don't know, I had not been yet put in a position where I had to make that up.


Was it actually possible for Europe to turn to democracy or facism, or was I always a vanilla role?

it was very possible. If the game had been a bit more balanced, or if no world leader had been selected, then it was a possibility.
Computer says mafia
Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 27 2016 08:59 GMT
#4637
On August 27 2016 11:41 Holyflare wrote:
OH YEAH

Why didn't i get my qt inmy pm? Had to miss a whole cycle!

100% intentional

maybe
Computer says mafia
Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 27 2016 09:01 GMT
#4638
Honestly, this game had so many moving parts and weird shit, that even with the very liberal artistic licence we granted ourselves, resolutions, writing posts and figuring things out took many, many hours. Probably the most time intensive game for hosting I've ever run. This resulted in some mistakes that I just randomly explained away, of course.
Computer says mafia
Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
August 30 2016 16:44 GMT
#4674
Like every caller game this one has some unfilled promises.
Computer says mafia
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