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Palmar's Purge: Crisis and Turmoil in Liquidia
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TOTAL SOVIET VICTORY! ##I announce my candidacy for General Secretary of the Central committee of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union Let us continue the Legacy! On August 16 2009 22:54 Caller wrote: TOTAL SOVIET VICTORY Congratulations Comrades! Despite the fact that we only took about 85% casualties, and failed to kill all of the Ukrainians, we have managed to capture the treacherous Ukrainian capital! While our division took heavy losses for the motherland, the other 30 motor-rifle divisions, not to mention 88th Guards Tank Division and 1st Shock Army, were able to wipe out the remaining Ukrainian resistance without any trouble at all! It is my distinct honor to designate the 3rd Liquidgrad Motor-Rifle Division with our new name, “The Screaming Banshees,” for our service in this police action. Unfortunately, we had a few surprises. We saw former Field Marshal Ace had hijacked a T-34 tank and was driving it off into Germany. We searched his possessions and found a Swastika, an Iron Cross, vampire blood, and a Hitler mustache. The man was clearly a Nazi. We also noticed that decafchicken had left in a captured Ukrainian tank. We found his tracks were off in the direction of Ace, and also noticed that he had Mossad insignia in his bunk. In any case, I have been authorized by High Command to award fellow Comrades for their services in this Great Patriotic War! Hero of the Soviet Union: Chezinu, Caller Order of Lenin: Ver, Showtime! Order of the October Revolution: Plexa, ~OpZ~, ydg, Kuja900 And we also have received news that the Ukrainian Government-in-Exile is awarding rewards to their cowardly terrorists! Hero of Ukraine: Caller The Wise Order of Prince Yaroslav: Trancestorm Order of Bohdan Khmelnytsky: Shikyo, IloveKT GG All, Will Release Roles/Actions/Whatever upon request and whenever I have time. | ||
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How much are you willing to pay for the answer? | ||
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On August 16 2016 08:33 Grackaroni wrote: I'm an American and I know my rights. ##I announce my candidacy for the President of the United States of America On August 16 2016 08:44 GlowingBear wrote: ##I announce my candidacy for the President of the United States of America Let's do this! On August 16 2016 09:01 Tumblewood wrote: I heard the president gets money. also gets Secret Service probably. ##I announce my candidacy for the President of the United States of America On August 16 2016 09:55 Onegu wrote: First off nobody said they will make america great again who is running for president so F them. Second I am the only one Democratic enough for Russia. ##I announce my candidacy for General Secretary of the Central committee of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union Where are you Onegu? Are you in Russia? | ||
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On August 16 2016 12:16 sicklucker wrote: fun fun. im sure the ideal strategy is to say as little as possible and not piss anyone off to receive a nuke in the face so ill try that awww! it's working!! I won't nuke you! | ||
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We need someone who can make America Triumph Again! We need someone who can make US great without conceding to globalism, someone who cannot be brought out by lobbyist or special interest groups. | ||
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On August 16 2016 12:37 Onegu wrote: I am not in russia I am close though. I may not be able to run against you... Good, let me send a nuke to you for trying to run against me. k, thanks! | ||
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пятилетки My first act in office will be to stimulate our economy through a five-year plan. I have heard the threat of foreign meddling within our political system. I will deal with the matter rather promptly. | ||
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On August 17 2016 09:09 GlowingBear wrote: This game is instant fun. I'm so excited! Hey, you should totally ditch democracy and join the USSR. US of USSR! Last person who suggested such methods.. well... they will be having a nuke coming after them. The USSR does not tolerate foreign invaders. | ||
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How does one sign up? ##Apply for USSR PASSPORT Without special permissions it may be hard to enter the USSR, the soon to be the great expanding empire. With refugees facing the harsh realities of Europe and the US citizens suffering the woes of capitalism with a great purge. We will like to welcome all fleeing migrates with of course reasonable restrictions. We must perform the appropriate background checks. If you are seen in the Great USSR without your papers, it may not go well with you. So apply today! And remember PAPERS PLEASE! | ||
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On August 17 2016 09:41 Onegu wrote: Don't nuke me chez I will have to respond in kind and I don't want to nuke my communist friends As stated earlier, I have already sent the orders. Papers, Please! | ||
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Calm Down. There may be abilities and events that change this. | ||
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On August 17 2016 11:26 Kurumi wrote: Bumatlarge would never do that to me Anything else? I have read total of 0 pages so far I am the General Secretary of Soviet Russia. My five year plan is in effect. Foreign invaders will be punished. Prepare your papers, for USSR is coming to you if not you to the USSR. | ||
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Lunaticman doesn't want us to use nukes Lunaticman says bad stuff about Chez Lunaticman wants more transparency. I will give him the last one. Chezinu wants to defend the USSR Chezinu will use nukes to defend USSR Chezinu says good stuff about Chez Chezinu wants more blind faith. | ||
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Some of you think I'm a part of this faction called, "mafia". Where did you guys get the impression such a faction exist? The forum title? Seriously, why do people think there are mafia I this game? Is there some win condition I'm unaware of? I'm playing for my role. My role has objectives. I follow them and not based on some misguided assumption which may or may not exist. So, let's continue on and help me defend Mother Russia. I'm already dying, so I'll do my best to kill all the invaders. So far, all who have attacked our country or citizens have ceased to exist. Well... there is one that is still alive... for now. | ||
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Perhaps if we make a new being we could be more successful. Ilya Ivanov could help... I wonder if he is willing to help out.. | ||
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Want to umm.. Cooperate on an international project that will surmount to passing half the sky without being imploded by global terrorist? | ||
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Onegu -nukes-> Superbia (An USSR Citizen!!!) Chezinu -nukes-> Onegu (A dictator of a foreign regime that invaded attacked up first) this same foreign dictator tried running for General Secretary during our elections. We of course took notice of him. Before he was reprimanded, he managed to apply for an USSR passport (He was denied) and launched a nuke at our dear USSR space pilot. While we were dealing with this southern enemy, USSR was invaded by a lunatic. Your dear General Secretary whom has defended this land has taken cover in a secret hide out at an undisclosed location. The USSR has taken action against the crazed invader. We hope to see his shortfall in the coming hours. At this, it may be due to the sacrifice our your dearly beloved leader. Nuclear launch has already been detected. | ||
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On August 21 2016 04:05 Lunaticman wrote: Also Also Chez surived my one shot town vigi attack. I don't know if we should allow him to live. I'd rather take out some of the inactives tbh. Confession accepted. Execution is still immanent. | ||
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[muAHAHHAHAHA | ||
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On August 21 2016 04:24 Koshi wrote: We could use 3 if we have a cure to pressure somebody. IN THEORY I would be able to remove the poison during D3. However, this is not confirmed but it would somehow be possible due to a spell I have. Can you cure me? I've been living in the USSR with tons of explosions everywhere... WHAT IF I R INFECTED!!!!! OH WAIT! The zombies can't touch me!!! I are radioactives!! which is totes anti-zombie. Well, zombie are leaving now... so cures would be the cools!!! | ||
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On August 21 2016 06:23 Tumblewood wrote: hey in case you haven't noticed I've been gone for some time all I've looked at since 107 is modposts no pms and no flip so nothing huge has happened. it seems like the elections are working out okay. not sure what I can do to help town (short of reading filters because filters suck + mobile sucks) but I can yell at someone if you want I didn't notice. Thanks for letting me know. I haven't read the majority of the thread. Cure the Chez, Elect the Chez. Praise the Chez. Mourn the Chez. such a sad ending...  | ||
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oh geez... uh... he was in Africa for a while doing some nasty stuff with some monkeys.. after failing, we tried impregnating women with some monkey stuff... but the people didn't want him to do it in the hospital... there was no consent. The people killed him.. Did this stuff really happen? I doubt he kept any records of his crimes. | ||
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On August 21 2016 06:28 Chezinu wrote: oh geez... uh... he was in Africa for a while doing some nasty stuff with some monkeys.. after failing, we tried impregnating women with some monkey stuff... but the people didn't want him to do it in the hospital... there was no consent. The people killed him.. Did this stuff really happen? I doubt he kept any records of his crimes. he***** not we..... not a psychological slip at alls! | ||
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On August 21 2016 06:28 Artanis[Xp] wrote: You're.. not doing anything. That's been the point all along. Now you're asking me "why should I put in effort to find out who is the scummiest person when they're all doing things that make them look scummy?" Are we playing the same game? Do you believe their is a faction called mafia? Is nationality above faction? | ||
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+ Show Spoiler + lazy, inactive, winner? | ||
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On August 21 2016 06:38 Half the Sky wrote: QT snippets outed him as mafia. You probably missed it. So, what is this qt that GB uses that everybodies be talking about and lynching about and doesn't use fake names or anything....ah... the memories... someone as inactive as me totally couldn't have been using the fakes to be like somebodies elses cause they would have called it out.. unless they didn't see the qt.. yeah.. that would be the odd.. k, let's see the values of the qt! | ||
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On August 21 2016 06:42 prplhz wrote: christ this ilya ivanov really existed he's like an actual villain out of a james bond movie or something The Man the Pro-Evo crowd doesn't want you to know about! | ||
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On August 21 2016 06:42 Tumblewood wrote: also why iamp? and is there a way to lynch chezinu? he seems not to have changed. PSH.... everybodies been attacking me since like Day 0.. . Do you know how many people visited me on the first of the Days? There was so many that a crowd formed around me protecting me from the villians. Of course, I had the USSR-TSA comrades take all their stuff for trying to be mean to me. That will shows them. I protected the USSR. Them NK nuked or spaceship and tried to mess with my election. We showed hims. Now we got this lunatic trying to be all leader like after invading.. we will take care of him. He tried bringing with him the zombies, but my nukes scared them aways, YALLS welcomes! I don't see how I am not doing a wonderful living. Seriously, has you seen the value of the ruble??? I like multiples it values abouts 100 times!!! If there is another vacancy for the USSR, I believe, I would do a phenomenal job! | ||
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can you tell me who the badies are? | ||
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On August 21 2016 06:51 Lunaticman wrote: Because I got a message about it now. Ive been away all day dont fret me. I am convinced I want to kill chez, he is fucking scary and hasnt helped town once, I meam he survived a shot without a doc? OH NOES!!! I R SOOO SCARED OF ThIS SUCUIDE BOMBER HERE!!! OH NOES!!! ARE yoU GOING TO BLOW UP BOTH UP!?!?! TROLOLOL thanks for the poision earlier.. it really hurts. | ||
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I have killed as much mafia at this point as anyone else in this game. Just saying. If placing texts on the screen is your skill... then ok. It not always mine. | ||
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HELLO EVERYONE! Want a zombie free place to live? Come to Mother Russia! ZSR of USSR, Do yall want fresh meat to run for a position in your council? | ||
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Guys, you just needed to be prepared for the zombie apocalypse like me and y'all could survive the hordes and the nukes. | ||
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##I announce my candidacy for the World Leader | ||
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Chez was not elected world leader. Chez would have fought the aliens. I would have crushed them. But now we know who our world leader is... so we must follow the leader. Simon says human activity is illegal except to communicate. I will perform no actions, if I am human that is. I will obey all orders, if I am human that is. | ||
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On August 23 2016 09:38 Tumblewood wrote: I don't think it works like that, considering it would mean that only about a quarter of the game would be able to play. if it does though, is interesting regarding nonhumans. it implies that everyone on the conveyor belt is a human though so I think humans can PoP too. I shall ask our glorious host palmar. You know what happens to humans who ask questions directed toward the host/ | ||
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I wins?! | ||
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On August 31 2016 02:29 Kurumi wrote: you can't top sengoku though Sometimes I think that Chezinu is actually a tormented soul, whose torment will end together with Sengoku Mafia. One day.... tomorrow will come... one day the points will be tallied. On that day, Those who persevere will be rewarded! | ||
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