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Holyflare
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Palmar
Iceland22633 Posts
This is the BBC World Service! Bringing you the latest headlines from around the globe ![[image loading]](http://www.brandsoftheworld.com/sites/default/files/styles/logo-thumbnail/public/0023/3343/brand.gif?itok=BLysmm0G){kind=logo} Russian Astronaut Dies Yuri Gagarin, a pilot in the Soviet air force, has died during the launch of Soviet Russia's first manned rocket to Space. The launch site was hit with a nuclear missile originating in North Korea. Soviet Russia responded to the attack and has wiped North Korea off the map Rumors regarding Yuri Gagarin's deteriorating health will thus never be confirmed, but he was seen being helped by wheelchair to the rocket cockpit. Superbia as Yuri Gagarin has been killed + Show Spoiler [Role] + Yuri Gagarin Nationality: Soviet Russia Faction: Town Starting Location: Soviet Russia Traits: Handsome (Extremely) Abilities:
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ritoky
United States6851 Posts
Fox News! A fair and balanced look at American society ![[image loading]](https://lh6.ggpht.com/bmdvWGTQ5xyA07ZRU_gf_RW8MQX8Oo1u8opdwg-FDmWn5OFEaq7Nt1KkwbVnX4TLV_g=w300) Disturbing Developments Regarding Gulag Escape Our investigative journalist in the USSR Weedlord Bonerhilter has submitted to Fox News further information regarding the break in at the Soviet Gulag. He uncovered some photographs taken by a couple on their anniversary date that clearly showed the prisoner stumbling onto a shanty raft that we have reason to believe is bound for Africa. More disturbingly, the escaped criminal was missing an ear and bleeding profusely from his head. USSR has issued an official bounty on this escaped convict and anyone associated with his escape. 500 million for conspirators and 1 billion for the man himself (Prices are halved if brought to Russia dead). When asked to do further reporting on the matter, Weedlord Bonerhitler responded "I need to leave Russia, now." Unpatriotic buffoons have suggested that it was Fox News who helped him escape, how can anyone blame a company that is so unabashedly AMERICAN! | ||
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Palmar
Iceland22633 Posts
This is the BBC World Service! Bringing you the latest headlines from around the globe A Vulcan Science Officer Dies Little is known about the person called Spock. He claims to be from the future in a different timeline. Our reporter got utterly confused. It looks like Spock gave up on taking part in this world, it's not even clear if he's dead, or if he's just moved on to another dimension. Vivax as Spock has been killed + Show Spoiler [Role] + Spock Nationality: Vulcan Faction: Town Starting Location: Space Traits: Strong, Rational Abilities:
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ritoky
United States6851 Posts
Auctions Closed ![[image loading]](http://anthonysauctions.com/images/SOLD.jpg) All auction results will be resolved via PM before the end of the resolution period. Check back tomorrow for further opportunities. | ||
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Palmar
Iceland22633 Posts
Announcement from the Communist Party of the Soviet Union Chezinu has been ousted as the General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union. Invading forces under the command of Lunaticman have taken the Kremlin. The cold, harsh Russian winter seemed to do nothing to stop Lunaticman as he relentlessly chased his adversary. In the end, Chezinu narrowly escaped, his whereabouts are not currently known. The Communist Party is now united under the new Leadership of Lunaticman. Glory to Lunaticman, the General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union. | ||
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Palmar
Iceland22633 Posts
BBC Nature Presents ![[image loading]](http://www.cheekymonkeyresources.co.uk/cmrimages/weblinks/topics/science/bbcnature.png) Unknown animal eaten by local wildlife! The previously spotted animal has been found in Africa. It was dead, having been eaten by local wildlife. ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/54AHgkd.png) | ||
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ritoky
United States6851 Posts
Fox Business! ![[image loading]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/699974743751929856/nf8OCM2A.jpg) President of the United States BANKRUPT! On an anonymous tip from a true patriot, Fox News Financial Team looked into the financial records of the President to find out that he was completely bankrupt. Unrest from the American people over a clear lack of money management is growing. | ||
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Palmar
Iceland22633 Posts
Memorials ![[image loading]](http://rebelpundit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Des-Moines-Register.jpg) Local Man Dies A man was found dead in a bar, it was no one important. Grackaroni as an ordinary man has been killed + Show Spoiler [Role] + Ordinary Man Nationality: USA Faction: 3rd Party Starting Location: USA Traits: None Abilities:
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Palmar
Iceland22633 Posts
Grackaroni has been promoted to co-host | ||
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Grackaroni
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Palmar
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Shapelog
United States5188 Posts
Which one of you arses freed me from Gulag? Grack was it you? | ||
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Damdred
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GlowingBear
Brazil12446 Posts
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sicklucker
Canada16987 Posts
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sicklucker
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GlowingBear
Brazil12446 Posts
MY GOD SOMEONE ROBBED ME | ||
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iamperfection
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Chezinu
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