EPTCan't wait for some sweet sweet syllo-sandroba love.
[T] Jack of All Trades Mafia
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On March 03 2015 17:45 geript wrote: Hi CheZinU. I'm a bank robber. Will you open your vaults to me? Don't you know that I've used to run a bank? I am very sorry, but I don't feel like spending time with you might help my today's cause. It's a matter of professional standing, you understand. Unless you were lying, then I am very displeased that you have tried to play me. You shouldn't try to play me, isn't that true? My agenda for today is to polish your guns. I've heard about one individual who became filthy rich after dabbling in polishing some other object and I do believe that's what I need to further my goals. If you'd like your gun polished and checked, please type ##Request Checkup in the thread and I shall get to it when I get a chance. It's very important to have your gun work properly before the Big Shot, yes? Now I need to attend a meeting with my In your grace, Chezinu. | ||
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Turns out that actually those were not Bengali hamsters, but Guinea pigs. Some unwise individual thought that living on an island is good enough premise to deduce that those creatures can swim. He has been willingly terminated and given our Good Bad Goodbye Employee Package™. Hopefully he'll remember the company policies to actually request aid from our knowledgeable technicians. Who knows what can happen, if your equipment wasn't checked! So that's for the news from your friendly corporation, now onto more shocking news. I've been trying to contact so-called "Ninjas" and had no luck with succeeding. Any information concerning "Ninjas" is welcome! Just use the form N1N-7S and someone from the Corporation shall come in touch with you. I am a very busy man but hopefully this list will prove to be interesting: Chezinu raynpelikoneet LightningStrike kitatheman27 Foolishness. 'Till the next meeting friends! | ||
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I am back with great news: many of you have filled the N1N-7S form! Corporation is very thankful for the information you have provided and shall act accordingly. It's amusing how they don't know they count as Mafia for checks!!! Happy behind their vest, happy under their desk, but clueless like light in a prism! I have prepared raynpelikoneet's gun for today's Big Shot! He paid a fair price let me assure you, and he is not going to be disappointed! The employee I fired some hours ago started a kickstarter campaign for fire-safe candles! That's the spirit, too bad we own the kickstarter platform he is using... Not surprising, he was just a HR assistant... I have now updated my list! Chezinu raynpelikoneet LightningStrike HalfTheSky Alakaslam kitatheman27 Foolishness your mom ObiWanShinobi I'll remind you again to ##Request Checkup so you don't embarrass yourself during the Big Shot! Another thing: my secretary told me that my behaviour towards employees isn't exactly as it should be - she fears that I am becoming a shut-in with all this Talk-Only-Through-Emails-or-On-Meetings. Lucy is a bright and beautiful woman so I heed her advice. This is a fifteen minute AMA with your favourite CEO! Face to face! Don't ruin it! | ||
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On March 04 2015 05:06 Tubesock wrote: What changed your mind about Slam? Why is spirit Foolishness in your list? Or even how? Hello Tubesock! Have you had your gun polished lately? No? How about giving me your gun for a while so I can make sure it works? We'll agree on the price in private, I am sure you'll be another happy costumer! What change of mind? Everything is documented! I always push for good documentation! It is really important to know how much coffee is drunk every day and how many poor souls have to drink decaf thanks to our Corporate Random Decaf Generator™ It is true that many CEOs have outlandish beliefs, but I am not one of them! There are no spirits, ghosts, ghouls, religious ghouls, evil doppelgangers or little green Martians! That's a codename I tell you! We do it all the time in C.O.R.P.O.R.A.T.I.O.N.! A must nowadays with all the corporate espionage, you understand. | ||
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On March 04 2015 05:20 Tubesock wrote: your last town post is the only post you mention Alakaslam. Where is the documentation? I missed it. I am a lowly fileclerk. I do not understand the magic you use to find Foolishness, to me he is but a ghost. Casper or ...? Upper management usually don't have my interest at heart. My gun will only go to Toadesstern or Raynepelikoneet. Hi Tubesock! Yes of course! Why'd you ask such a question if Alakaslam was unmentioned or mentioned as a baddie? It's self-evident that Alakaslam has become an interesting person in my inquiries about the nature of the T.E.A.M. . I believe he'd a be a great support in finding out the means by which T.E.A.M. recruits its members! All documented as said - remember that documentation creates reality! Casper is too peaceful for the W.R.A.I.T.H. Foolishness is! You are really missing a lot of information by not reading the initial documentation given you at the very start of your job in Corporation! Everything's in "Corporation & You: Guide to Living Well in Corporation" - make sure to re-read it, Tubesock! You know that we have an union here, at Corporation! Your rights are guarded by the very best, I love my union employees! Lucy and John are my favourite lunch partners. Have I talked about John? John is the IT guy who locked himself in a server room over the weekend once. He survived thanks to hunting bugs and drinking carrot juice from the vending machine set-up in the server room! Brave man! | ||
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On March 04 2015 05:34 kitaman27 wrote: So what's the deal with the Kita guy? I hear he is an incredibly reliable townie. I have been given damning enough evidence this morning to think he is part of the T.E.A.M. . The information is hours old, but nothing new has come in yet! Documentation is everything. There is no way the CEO like me should not stick to the known techniques! On that topic I am very displeased that you are lying about hearing such things! There is no documentation for that! He is unknown! He is the unspoken! The unsaid! The unthought! | ||
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I hope you are glad that you have chosen our services. It was an honour for us, the Corporation to service you. We guarantee that your Big Shot experience shall be the fullest. We would also love to hear any feedback you might have - we actually sometimes take something besides documentation into account! That's because documentation is best. I am speaking about concise one and honest one. You need to be clear in your thought and writing so people, who might need the documentation, shall feel satisfied when looking at it. Dropping random fragments is unacceptable! Giving fragments of information without context or without a follow-up is also unacceptable! Your dear CEO, who is unjustly said to usually behave differently by individuals unknown to him. | ||
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##Vote: Don't shoot for another 12 hours All the best, Chezinu | ||
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Ah! The meeting! Yes, yes, yes... Welcome all! I am very displeased that our freshest addition had to be terminated today. He passed our tests and filed the forms with flying colours! Many employees he was working with reported suspicious behaviour, which I have also taken into account, as something possibly connected to the T.E.A.M. . His blatant lies about my nature, your Benevolent CEO, and misconduct were enough of a basis to believe his intentions are not the best. After contacting some of my friends, including Lucy and John, we agreed that it was just him being young and naive. I forgive you and am pleased to inform you that skills you possess will surely come in handy in two years from now on. Please apply again! Positive outcome is sure! As I've told you all, it is very important to have your gun polished! What I didn't say is that you can polish your guns elsewhere cheaper! But wait! There's more! Polishing your gun somewhere else had a chance of the employee just spitting on the gun, then using toilet paper to scrape off what he could, rendering your gun totally useless instead of potentially useless! That's what happened - that's what I told you! The question arises - why would somebody use shady services instead of the trustworthy Corporation? Why would they use such services then to kill one of good employees? Why did they tried to influence our workplace using foreign means? Fufufu... if I only could send people to HR... That reminds me, HR stays. As Human Removal. I have such power to do so and I am going to use it! Haha! Always sunny in CEO's room! Updated list: Chezinu raynpelikoneet LightningStrike HalfTheSky Alakaslam your mom Koshi syllogism Toadesstern Foolishness Sepulchre Mocsta IAmRobik Kurumi sicklucker Keirathi ObiWanShinobi kitatheman27 | ||
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On March 05 2015 04:36 Fecalfeast wrote: I'm not fully caught up but did anyone else actually look at this list? Nobody really commented on it in the next page or so afterward. 1)Syllogism/foolishness, how does he know which spirit is which and why are they even on the list? 2)I don't exist? 3)Are there blues in this game? I thought someone (koshi?) said there were none and we had to get powers from the spirits. Why are people blue coloured and why are you blue yourself in this list? 4)No explanation for anything, how has nobody other than LS pinged this list? AM I MISSING SOME SUPER OBVIOUS JOKE HERE? Hello Fecalfeast, Corporation knows its ways. We already know who the Ninjas are and we are focusing on T.E.A.M. now. No strong documentation suggesting anyone yet, but we're waiting. Come to think of it, there was something I was supposed to see in the IT HQ. Wonder what it can be! Maybe a new Microwave System! Best wishes, Chezinu | ||
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One quick thing, I did want to press the button! I press all the buttons! I am the CEO here, you understand. I need to show'em who's boss! 'Nother thing is that T.E.A.M. has devised a great plan to trick us! They are very happy to present one of theirs so we forget about all the others! I shall not be deceived! I shall look for five of them, not one! For now, I am not occupied with these four. Never will be probably, Providence sees all and he or she is going to die anyway! God, let my bullets fly! Best wishes, Chezinu | ||
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On March 06 2015 03:30 Tubesock wrote: Dear CEO Chezinu: I am a mere file clerk with aspirations of promotion. I, however, am puzzled and lack understanding while reading documentation concerning Sepulchre and Mocsta. Would you be willing to mentor me for a moment? Yours Truly, Tubesock Dear Tubesock, I am very happy that somebody has decided to talk to me! Felt lonely here. Feels like I never get to do anything, never... Interesting you ask about those two individuals that are not concerned in today's lynch! Are you really that great to think what's behind the curtains?! Oh man! So let me get to this: Sepulchre, according to my documentation is supposed to be a an experienced manager. Never seems so. To worsen the situation, his higher ground never shows; he never really accuses anybody. I mean, he's all fine, all neutral about everybody pretty much! He's fine with anything goes! Do you really think this apathy works for concerned people like me or you? As for Mocsta, I think his mustache is missing. Like, his mustache was what made him good. Now he is too buzzed. Too aggressive. Too crazy. He goes all-in on someone, gets criticised for it and then changes his mind! How bogus! There was never any moment for thought. There was all-on attack! He talks too much about possible things that "you shouldn't look into". What's more important to me? He doesn't know the documentation presented to us all! I might be oblivious to it (as I am concerned with greater things than that...) but he really doesn't care! He comes in, pickes at some weirdies and pushes it like it is the most imporant thing! Cherries are all good and sweet, but as I said before; I am not settling for one, I am going for five! You get the one, I get the five! Best of luck, Chezinu | ||
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On March 06 2015 09:39 Tubesock wrote: Dear CEO Chezinu, Thank you so kindly for your words, attention and help. I wish that I were great to have foreseen that this committee I am in is going anywhere but west. I thank you for your candid warning on that matter and wisdom to see the larger picture. Unfortunately, I spilled coffee on my Sepulchre documentation and now it is clouded and tainted from paperwork on another. This other I trusted but no longer. He stole my stapler. I want my stapler. He won't give me my stapler. I agree with employee Mocsta. He rejected my powerpoint, yet later agreed with the very foundation of it. The very building block of my presentation. No consideration otherwise. The Unseen, The Unknown, he is considering. He is investigating. He cares. Others too. Not Mocsta, no not at all. Thank you for your attention. I hope we speak again. Your loyal file clerk, Tubesock Hey, I might be the CEO, but I never talk who you are! Greetings! I shall start an invoice for another stapler for you. You shouldn't go without a stapler ever! Like super ever! You are nice! You are the bread an butter of the company! You do the thing, you do it so well you don't stand out! T.E.A.M. is deceived! I am so happy! T.E.A.M. thinks they need to get rid of the most talkative guys, but that's a no-no! (Hey T.E.A.M. , what am I doing right now? Suckers!). I love your policy of truth and raynpelikoneet sympathy! He wasn't that obvious great employee. You caught that he is! Silent, but diligent! Going further... Sepulchre needs to be thought of. Claims too much credit for work not done! Please, remember that. I really fear for my life. The Outsides did not think I am worthy of living surely, yet... Hopefully they will! A thick fog would do... I feel very vulnerable right now... Mocsta will react! He needs to! We want that! He is very close to an edge RIGHT NOW! Probably had the decaf from R.A.N.D.O.M. machine, tehee! I mean, oh well! On March 06 2015 10:06 kitaman27 wrote: Kurumi, are you aware that there is a green cop check on onegu? If you feel the check is false, you should probably be voting sandroba. Otherwise, sick/tube. Hello kitatheman27, How's your Ninja life? Why didn't you kill Obi? I love you. I wanted you to win. I wanted you to stop killing my Town brethren. Why did you go for it? Why? I trusted your judgement. I am Chezinu. I am the Tracker of Brown. I am Tracker of all that is different. Why didn't you trust me? The outside documentation might not be existent or the outside documentation might be forged! That's what I feel! My friend, my Ninja friend, don't you think Onegu's play is not satisfying? I think it is better to go for a clear target! We kill sandroba, he turns out Town and we get nothing really! We kill Onegu, he seems T.E.A.M. and we get three goodies (-Ninja... who is not present in the group!!!). I do not trust documentation I do not have in front of me. I trust what I see. I trust what I can check and can go back to. Love, Chezinu | ||
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Even if I possessed the means to directly acquire documentation, I would not waste such occasion to gather it about kitatheman27. Much love, Chezinu | ||
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On March 06 2015 22:44 sicklucker wrote: Someone told me last game that when kurimi trolls and does nothing hes mafia. I used it to lynch him acualy ;p Dear sicklucker, You are another person pushing an anti-CEO agenda based on lies. Please check your documentation. Cheers, Chezinu | ||
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On March 07 2015 15:14 Tubesock wrote: Dear CEO Chezinu, First, I would like to inform you I have my stapler. Thank you. I would ask if you have had time to review my report. The PA announcement gave me pause today. At first, it made me question my report, but then after our unfortunate loss I realized that maybe the speaker was faulty. Sandroba is more TEAM in my eyes now than before assuming I correctly read your assessment of Onegu. Do you think I understood your wishes? I also note, that your documentation and my documentation of Robik have differing conclusions. I believe Robik is a buyer for our great corporation, but you seem to have him as a salesman of last record. Sincerely yours, Tubesock Dear Tubesock, As have you seen, thanks to patience and time, your assessments were wrong. I would push for your platform if it wasn't that I can't really be under anybody, you understand My intention was to shift the focus of documentation from idle speculation to active observation. It was widely believed that we should put faith into the unwritten and improbable rather to what is observable and confirmable. I still believe that Onegu is not a good help to the company and now believe that sandroba is not much of help either. I am happy that syllogism-sandroba relations are still strong a great it seems. I really love love. Makes my stomach fill with heat.Interesting how people spreading lies turned out not to be part of the T.E.A.M. ... Why speak of something if there's documentation to the contrary? Baffling. Small list: geript Onegu sandroba Keirathi Breshke Sepulchre | ||
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On March 10 2015 09:24 Keirathi wrote: Who are you and why are you shitting up the post game with these kinds of comments? Not nice of you to speak like that. I like Spirits idea, I like the Ninjas - what I would change is probably Town Spirit powers. Like let him give a power to random TOWN player. Give a random power to random town player. So he knows it goes to the right hands, but he doesn't know what or else. Lynch mechanics were crazy man, I was so scared of Cell/Resistance. Thanks for hosting, it was really good for a Themed idea-factory game! I had fun, probably should post more (because I had an awesome universe for myself...) and hosting was nice. My Mafia team was a pleasant bunch, thanks for the cooperation guys. I also agree with Toad that bullying is absolutely terrible. EDIT: kitaman27, you had this ninja plan in your first post that really set me off. OBS also talked a lot of ninjas and was scared of them... Guess I was going for a low hanging fruit  | ||
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