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A VOTE FOR RITOKY IS A VOTE FOR FREEDOM - Are you tired of communists? - Do you want massive corporate influence on your politics? - Do you feel like you don't have enough FREEDOM in your life? - Are you someone who wants to tell someone they are doing it wrong in their own home? - Do you want to bring a gun to a sword fight? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then I am your man. If you answered no to all of them, then you are a commie and I plan to vote you out. A quick gander at my profile will show you that I sport an amazing record of 9 games played on TL mafia and a 100% town rate; you can't get much more freedom than that. Those who are born with freedom flowing through their veins are naturally 'murrican, and cannot be stopped. They dispense freedom with every breath they take, every drop of blood they spill, and every cheeseburger they eat. Those who are the enemies of freedom shall be eradicated. Stand by my side, stand with freedom, and you shall never walk alone; but rather you will walk alongside me on the corpses of the fallen commie scum. In a recent survey of all the people who matter: I may yell at you for simply disagreeing with me about anything, I may not listen to a single one of your suggestions, I may give guns to a rebel faction in your country; but know that this is because 'murrica. And if there is one thing 'murrica knows, it is freedom and victory. Stand behind the banner of the red white and blue, join the land of the free and the home of the brave; and you will find victory and the annihilation of scum. ##Vote: ritoky Here are my supporting credentials: On May 28 2014 07:48 ritoky wrote: A VOTE FOR RITOKY IS A VOTE FOR FREEDOM - Do you want to feel murrica flowing through you in every facet of your life? - Do you want moderately acceptable health care at a ridiculously high price? - Do you want to bring the hammer of murrican justice down upon the scum of cell mafia? - Do you want to be able to call everyone who disagrees with you a dirty commie? - Do you want to crap excellence? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then I am the man for you. If you click my profile you will see that I am undefeated in mafia. I sport an incredible record of 2-0, with a 100% town rate. This is purely because of the fact that I am murrican, and those who are from murrica are born on the side of freedom. We will use the power of freedom to oust those dirty scum from our thread! Trust murrica and freedom; get on the side that has never lost, and we will conquer the scum together! In a recent survey of the entire planet: I may invade your country, I may step one your toes, I may yell at you and tell you you're doing it wrong in your own home; but know that it is all in the name of murrica, freedom, and victory. Because if there is one thing that murricans are about that isn't freedom, it is winning. A vote for me is a vote for winning. ##Vote: ritoky | ||
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On August 28 2014 07:17 batsnacks wrote: Are you a man who feels like you're using your EDGE? Are you getting ALL YOU CAN from your work outs? Are you satisfied with your ROMANTIC LIFE? I, BAT, am dedicated to the science of PERFORMANCE MANAGEMENT and helping men like you be the best you can be. I know the secrets of how you can:
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On August 28 2014 07:19 batsnacks wrote: As long as what happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom. Have you ever felt the power of FREEDOM pulsing through your dong? | ||
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On August 28 2014 07:24 batsnacks wrote: Yes and by voting BAT you too can feel the power of SEXUAL FREEDOM pulsing through your dong. You obviously lack the 'murrican spirit. One is born with freedom, it cannot be taught or given by man. It is a GOD GIVEN RIGHT! You sir need to read the Constitution of the United States, only then will you truly know about sexual freedom. | ||
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On August 28 2014 07:24 27ninjabunnies wrote: Ritoky.... fuck your Freedom. Just putting that out there boys Everybody please welcome out first communist scum to the thread. A slight against freedom, is a slight against the founding fathers, is a slight against democracy, meaning you're a commie scummer. | ||
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On August 28 2014 07:30 27ninjabunnies wrote: Nah, I just hate unorigianality. you used it before, your freedom thing. Use something new. I'm bored. You know what, for you. I will do just that. I realized that meapak has withdrawn from the game; so I don't have a murrica buddy anymore new campaign coming shortly to a theater near you. | ||
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A VOTE FOR RITOKY IS A VOTE FOR WOMEN'S RIGHTS - Are you tired of the double standard? - Do you feel like whenever you go to the bar men stare at you as a sex object? - Do you get paid less for equal work? - Do you feel like even though you're the majority of the country and the most prominent voters that you still lack representation? - Are you offended that Rowe vs Wade is even a discussion? - Are you tired of being asked why you don't have kids yet? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then I am your (wo)man. It is time to rise up and take a stand for the rights of the most deserving and poorly treated members of our society: women. Too long have harmful stereotypes been perpetuated by the mafia. Too long have women been given less and treated as less even though we would simply die off as a species without them. It is time that we all rise up together, treat women as equals and give them the respect they deserve. If you answered no to any of the above questions, then you probably abuse your wife you mafia scum! We shall crucify you as an example that women will no longer be subjugated by anyone! We are (wo)men, we are strong! According to a pissed off woman: If you are a man, you may not follow the way my brain operates, I may get a bit more emotional than you do; but know that all I do is for the sake of equality for women and the riddance of the dirty oppressive scum that tries to hold us back. Stand with me sisters, arm in arm, and let us march to a brighter future. ##Unvote: Freedom ritoky ##vote: ritoky | ||
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On August 28 2014 07:45 Professor Apathy wrote: if you vote for me instead of bat or ritoky I'll make sure group E will be the last group, meaning we don't actually have to do shit and laugh at all the other people who tryhard so much to survive this cruel game! you scared you gonna give yourself away as mafia early? a brave woman would never put herself last, such hiding types as yourself are women of the past. that mindset needs to go so that we can have proper treatment of women. | ||
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On August 28 2014 07:56 Professor Apathy wrote: wouldn't I be more likely to give myself away somewhere along the lines when placed at the end if I were to be mafia? Or does being placed at the end somehow give me the power to play better early on assuming I am mafia? why are you content with being a selfish coward? why wouldn't you do what is in the best interest of all women? these traits you are displaying are neither healthy for a mayor nor healthy for the future of women's rights. actively stating you intend to place yourself at the end with 0 information in the thread is a selfish act of cowardice that i cannot get behind in any way shape or form. a mayor should do what is right and best for all women, not just herself. your lack of concern for other women makes me believe that you are a misogynist. | ||
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On August 28 2014 08:00 27ninjabunnies wrote: Ritoky, I'm pretty sure the only woman in this game is me. And therefore you fail again. Are you saying that men are not in favor of women's rights? I reject the notion. | ||
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On August 28 2014 08:12 Professor Apathy wrote: I don't care about what's best for you. I care about what's funny for me Never vote for this person. | ||
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On August 28 2014 08:20 Professor Apathy wrote: why not? I have not seen you bring up a better plan for how to arrange the groups. Mine at the very least promises that Marv is alive until 4th cycle and I can't shitstorm the thread because I don't have to defend myself. Everyone wins, I get to have fun and yet you don't seem to trash my idea without bringing something up yourself? my idea is to wait for more people to post in the thread, get some reads on them, and then formulate the order i feel is best for women's victory; regardless of if that places my cell first, 3rd, 4th, 2nd or last. marv hasn't even posted in the thread so i have no idea why you would have any indication of where to place him outside of some personal affections or that you're scum together. and i think your idea is crap because it is basically this: boooohooo you want it to be all about you and you having fun. sorry, but i want women's rights to prevail and for the women to eradicate misogynistic scum like yourself. currently i would put your group first and vote your ass out cuz you don't give a shit about women's victory in the slightest. | ||
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On August 28 2014 08:33 Holyflare wrote: Never vote ritoky after last cell where he made the worst cell order in existence. I'm not going to make a big mayor run post but artanis is a troll and made me town again so vote for me if you want. I'm just going to put the group with the most obvious mafia's first and if marv is town leave him or me 3/4/5 or something. Depends how fooked it looks. my cell order was fine, the town just donkeyd it up and didn't listen to me when i called 4 of 5 mafia zzzzz they listened to you instead, and that got em to derptown. | ||
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On August 28 2014 08:36 Holyflare wrote: No they didn't listen to me at all because they almost lynched me. they listened to you when you stopped them from lynching the confirmed mafia in the first cell that we found about 25 seconds into the game | ||
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On August 28 2014 09:15 Holyflare wrote: You realise this is a points based game right? You are essentially saying that 2 50/50's (your group and ez read marvs group) should be after shit storms thus giving us the lower chance to win? she already said she doesn't give a shit. she said she just wants to do what is funny for her. reading her ideas and posts regarding cell order is pretty pointless at this point. if i am not mayor i actually wouldn't mind holyflare being mayor. i prodded her and she responded with the proper level of pissed-offness that indicates to me she is probz town. | ||
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On August 29 2014 02:43 Amiko wrote: @Apathy I'm on board with the idea that reads get easier over time. But how does that at all support your proposed order of Cell E last? On August 28 2014 08:12 Professor Apathy wrote: I don't care about what's best for you. I care about what's funny for me Look I answered your question by reading! | ||
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No one should ever vote for this guy. First and foremost, this quote: On August 28 2014 08:12 Professor Apathy wrote: I don't care about what's best for you. I care about what's funny for me He has already indicated that he has no intention of doing anything beneficial for others or town victory at the sacrifice of his own fun. Especially if that is in regards to moving his own cell from last to anywhere else. A mindset like that determining something that can have great impact on the game will only lead to the detriment of women's rights and the town as a whole. Further, there are some strange things about him that would ward me off otherwise. First, this guy has been like a sleazeball politician trying to get votes. He talks with people and they say "ah i would change this about that order", and then he does it and says "see i did it, vote for me!". I don't want such desperation in my leaders. Secondly, he had that strange unexplained comment early on about marv before marv had talked that wasn't explained. Thirdly, he has been calling group A a shitstorm non-stop but for no particular reason. To me it indicates that he knows something more about my group than I do. I look at my group and I don't particularly see some of the more rude/boisterous people I have played with on these forums so I can't think he is referring to that. So what the hell is he referring to? Seeing as how it is his primary justification for wanting the group early. Re: Order of cells I am pretty much at the same place that BH is at. I think D and E are interchangeable for first and 2nd. D is a miserable group with low participation rates and a bunch of smurfs; last time I was mayor I made the mistake of leaving that group until later and going for the 2 groups I felt were slam dunks early. It backfired badly, because they still didn't participate. Group E seems way too straightforward to leave until anywhere past 2nd. Apathy has done some questionable things and his mind is in the gutter, but he has tried to be the center of attention which gives him back some town cred for me. Bunnies is being wayyyyyyy to similar to the last cell game. She wants her cell in the same place, she is making no effort to get involved in mayor race, she isn't screaming town; just a lot of things pointing to the same play style that was mafia last time. As for wade, that guy is town. Like my top town read. His entrance into the thread was just pure BALLS. His first full-fledged game and he does that? If he is mafia, he has pocketed me already. As for the remaining order, BH proposes ABC. My only issue with that is C being last, and it really isn't my issue. A lot of people just say that scum Marv is super easy to read, and so in the event he is scum and everyone knows it early on; it would be shitty to have an easy scum read sitting at the end cuz we may not get to him. Currently I have no preference between the order of ABC as 3,4 and 5; other than I would prefer C not be 5. | ||
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On August 29 2014 03:34 Holyflare wrote: Ritoky why do you spend the first portion of your post defaming apathy and telling everyone not to vote him but then saying he's probably town??? because i think i know who his alias is and it isn't the first time he has had a selfish and destructive mindset, and i really wish it would change. | ||
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On August 29 2014 03:38 27ninjabunnies wrote: And the reading of me is wrong once again Ritoky It's okay though, let me enlighten you. Just because I want to be placed in 3rd or 4th does not make me mafia. Sure, yes, I did it last game too (Which you ended up putting my group last. Such a donkey), but I really do have better reads late game than early game. I actually wouldn't mind being second. I feel like I can contribute much to town reads. Also, not everyone wants to become mayor like you Ritoky. I put it out there I wouldn't mind being in the running, but I'm not proactively doing it. Why? Because I could care less. Yes, I think the mayor is an important decision in cell order, but who gets it doesnt matter. I feel that cell order should be consensus of town and not decided by one person. So as mayor, I'd listen to town suggestions that benefit town. As for now, my cell order would be D/E/A, B/C. The slashes can be interchangable of course, but that is what I would use. I disagree with you about your own analysis of your game lol. That's the 'murrican in me. You being the person I have played with most on these forums, from what I have seen, have a historically weaker late game. Your strength from my perspective has always been early projection of town on an overflowingly town level. Which you didn't do last cell and I thought you were scummy for and you aren't doing now. And who's got the bad read? Pretty sure you have ML'd me as town quite a few times | ||
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