Nomination for Funniest Post / Funniest Player

I'll throw in strongandbig's post in Catastrophe Mafia, it was pleasantly silly and also America[/blue][/blue].
The game was nearly over and one of the more interesting/curious mechanics of the game hadn't been played with very much. So, strongandbig became a hero and encouraged us all to seek press the "button" and face our destinies.

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/mafia/447045-catastrophe-mafia?page=303#6049

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On April 22 2014 08:25 strongandbig wrote:

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you know what our actual best bet is, va

#YOLO

MY FRIENDS, THE TIME HAS COME. THE TIME TO TEST ALL OUR METTLES. THE TIME I HAVE BEEN WATCHING MY PARTICLE TRAP FOR FAR TOO LONG.
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THE TIME WE THE TOWN FIND OUT WHAT WE ARE REALLY MADE OF.

YES, MY FRIENDS, I SPEAK OF ONE THING AND ONE THING ONLY. ARE WE MEN? I SAY AGAIN, ARE WE MEN? MEN FACE THE UNKNOWN, NOT FEAR IT! MEN BOLDLY GO WHERE NO MEN HAVE GONE BEFORE!

NO, TODAY IS THE DAY WE CEASE TO GIVE IN TO COWARDICE.

TODAY, MEN, WE COMMIT OURSELVES TO AN ACT OF HEROISM. AN ACT OF BRAVERY, AND FAITH IN A HIGHER POWER. FOR GOD IS ON OUR SIDE; GOD IS WITH US; AND WITH GOD AT OUR BACKS THERE CAN BE NO FEAR.

YES, FRIENDS, TODAY IS THE DAY WE PUSH THE BUTTON

LIKE THIS SOARING EAGLE, LOVE [RED]AMERICA. LOVE THE TOWN. LOVE GOD. AND PUSH THE BUTTON.
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MAKE LOVE TO THIS WOMAN, WHO IS ALSO AMERICA, TOWN, AND GOD, AND PUSH THE BUTTON.
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STICK THIS IMPLEMENT UP THE ANUS OF OSAMA BIN LADEN, METAPHORICALLY, BY PUSHING THE BUTTON.
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SO JOIN ME, SONS OF THE TOWN. OF AMERICA. OF GOD! MY BROTHERS! I SEE IN YOUR EYES THE SAME FEAR THAT WOULD TAKE THE HEART OF ME. A DAY MAY COME WHEN THE COURAGE OF TOWN FAILS, WHEN WE NO LYNCH AT LYLO, WHEN WE FORSAKE OUR TEAM AND BREAK ALL BONDS OF TOWN CIRCLES, BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY.

AN HOUR OF WOLVES AND SCUM AND SHATTERED ALLIANCES WHEN THE AGE OF TOWN COMES CRASHING DOWN, BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY! THIS DAY WE PUSH THE BUTTON! BY ALL THAT YOU HOLD DEAR ON THIS GOOD EARTH, I BID YOU PUSH THE BUTTON, MEN OF THE TOWN!

raynpelikoneet

Finland43268 Posts

July 16 2014 20:15 GMT

#65

On July 17 2014 04:47 OnceKing wrote:
rayn:

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in thaaaaaaat case
I nominate raynpelikoneet's lynch on Day 2 of Team Melee Mini Mafia V: Newbies and Vets for Best Lynch.

This is perfectly fine nomination! ^_^

raynpelikoneet

Finland43268 Posts

July 16 2014 20:33 GMT

#66

On July 17 2014 04:50 Artanis[Xp] wrote:
Can we get my marv flowchart in for best image?

better was the train where mafia was run over, from geript's PYP.

marvellosity

United Kingdom36158 Posts

July 16 2014 20:34 GMT

#67

haha yes that was awesome.

edit: although i heavily approve of marv flowchart also.

raynpelikoneet

Finland43268 Posts

July 16 2014 20:37 GMT

#68

no gimme a sec, i have a better image

On March 23 2014 23:36 Koshi wrote:
Do I have to ##unvote in paint as well?
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On March 20 2014 19:21 Palmar wrote:

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I was legitimately confused too, I thought oljoolzef was some weird nickname for someone I didn't know about.

On March 20 2014 05:29 raynpelikoneet wrote:
noone = host.
i obviously saw who is that name.
oljoolzef

raynpelikoneet

Finland43268 Posts

July 16 2014 20:53 GMT

#69

btw oljoolzef got lynched in that game, on that day.

Koshi

Belgium38797 Posts

July 16 2014 21:15 GMT

#70

fuck you rayn

raynpelikoneet

Finland43268 Posts

July 16 2014 21:20 GMT

#71

I love you I < o s I n i (missing MS Paint here)..

raynpelikoneet

Finland43268 Posts

July 16 2014 21:23 GMT

#72

WaveofShadow

Canada31494 Posts

July 16 2014 21:25 GMT

#73

Well if we're doing this then I nominate kiterayn for best image. Too lazy to find it atm.

raynpelikoneet

Finland43268 Posts

July 16 2014 21:27 GMT

#74

On July 17 2014 06:25 WaveofShadow wrote:
Well if we're doing this then I nominate kiterayn for best image. Too lazy to find it atm.

You should nominate it for the most used image. Also the most look-a-like and other shit. haha

Holyflare

United Kingdom30774 Posts

July 16 2014 21:31 GMT

#75

Kiterayn rip

raynpelikoneet

Finland43268 Posts

July 16 2014 21:37 GMT

#76

why rip? no rip kiterayn.

Tehpoofter

United States2911 Posts

July 16 2014 21:41 GMT

#77

My nomination for best plan was Kushm4sta in World Cup mafia. Who at lylo led a lynch on myself and called out the rest of the mafia where the plan was stuck to until the end to win in a case of triple mylo! (He also shot Palmer as vigi which is pretty pro town.

Full Game

marvellosity

United Kingdom36158 Posts

July 16 2014 21:43 GMT

#78

not entirely sure having reads constitutes a "plan", lol

Tehpoofter

United States2911 Posts

July 16 2014 22:10 GMT

#79

I feel kush deserved credit for winning that game so wasn't sure what category he fell into.

Only other plan I could think of was when sandroba as mafia made all the stuff happen in Catastrophe through PMs.

IAmRobik

United States5878 Posts

July 17 2014 00:21 GMT

#80

On July 17 2014 07:10 Tehpoofter wrote:
I feel kush deserved credit for winning that game so wasn't sure what category he fell into.

Only other plan I could think of was when sandroba as mafia made all the stuff happen in Catastrophe through PMs.

Sandroba's mafia play in Catastrophe was so on point, until he stopped giving a shit for some reason. He had that game locked the fuck out