Smurf Mini Mafia - Page 66

Welcome to Smurf Mini Maifa I! You are a Facility Soldier!, your name is Katie Derringer and you are one tough cookie. You were tasked to this backwater base as a sort of reward after helping to put down the riots of Ishban II. The memories of that wartorn planet and the attrocities that took place, on both sides, still give you nightmares. It seems like this "simple" assignment in which you were supposed to rest and recover has taken a sinister turn. Gather your wits and bring down the aliens.

Welcome to Smurf Mini Maifa I! You are a Facility Technician Michael Menda is your name, and you are the Head of Maintinence, which makes you, basically the janitor. The job is, for the most part, automated, thankfully. Unfortunately now everything is in lockdown and you can't hide in your office with a bottle of borboun and a count of how many hours until you get out of this iceball. Clean up this mess, like you always do, and get back to passing time until you can go home with your family.

Welcome to Smurf Mini Maifa I! You are a Derridian Infiltrator You were grown in a vat in a Derridian Poolworld that has no name that a human tounge can pronounce. Two years ago you were launched in a bio pod from long distance, along with a dozen other infilitrators, knowing that likely none of you would make your rendezvous with this planet. Yet you did. You quickly murdered a cyborg and took its place, ready to bring about the vengance of your people. Your heart sings with joy for the slaughter to come