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strongandbig
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States4858 Posts
June 11 2012 04:06 GMT
#21
On June 11 2012 12:58 gonzaw wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 11 2012 12:36 strongandbig wrote:
On June 11 2012 04:47 FourFace wrote:
/in be afraid, be very afraid

[image loading]


Lie Bot, what is the saddest thing?


A mother hen, days after Easter, finds some Peeps in the compost heap at the farm. Convinced that her lifetime of devoted, loving care for her eggs - only to have each of what she's convinced were her children taken from her before they could return her love - were at last rewarded, she brings them back to the nest. The next morning she wakes to find the yellow, gooey remnants of her melted offspring coating her chest.

As she jumps in front of the tractor later that day, she shouts, "I'm sorry I was a bad mother!"

The end, no moral.
"It's the torso" "only more so!"
gonzaw
Profile Joined December 2011
Uruguay4911 Posts
June 11 2012 04:12 GMT
#22
Oh no!
GMarshal
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States22154 Posts
June 11 2012 04:14 GMT
#23
On June 11 2012 12:58 gonzaw wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 11 2012 12:36 strongandbig wrote:
On June 11 2012 04:47 FourFace wrote:
/in be afraid, be very afraid

[image loading]


Lie Bot, what is the saddest thing?

A town led by a third party and sidetracked by two mafia teams.
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gonzaw
Profile Joined December 2011
Uruguay4911 Posts
June 11 2012 04:15 GMT
#24
On June 11 2012 13:14 GMarshal wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 11 2012 12:58 gonzaw wrote:
On June 11 2012 12:36 strongandbig wrote:
On June 11 2012 04:47 FourFace wrote:
/in be afraid, be very afraid

[image loading]


Lie Bot, what is the saddest thing?

A town led by a third party and sidetracked by two mafia teams.


Nooooo! *sobs*
FourFace
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
701 Posts
June 11 2012 11:21 GMT
#25
Let me try: A super-hot young girl who goes by the TL username of Smurfette in's into Bastard Mafia 2. A rich, lively, gorgeous, angel-faced, perfect assed + Show Spoiler +
warning.. picture of perfect ass + Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
and spontaneous chick who is so unsettled by the idea of getting lynched or shot that she will seek out every player personally, fly to him in her supersonic jet and give him a blow job with optional prostate massage if he promises not to vote her - every day cycle, and fuck every mafia every night - if she is town just so she can ensure the survival of her virtual avatar, but the host won't let her play because no smurfs allowed.
I don't know, lynch me!
FourFace
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
701 Posts
June 11 2012 11:23 GMT
#26
EBWOP: fucks everyone every night because she can't know who is mafia, sry for the inconsistency
I don't know, lynch me!
Hyaach
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Singapore1737 Posts
June 11 2012 11:47 GMT
#27
/in again?
Thailand is my new obsession
Bluelightz
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Indonesia2463 Posts
June 11 2012 12:46 GMT
#28
Excited! :D

will be fun to read!
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Radiation Is Good Because Nuclear bombs go BOOM | I love TL Mafia! ♥ http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 ♥| Mvp is most boss
Acrofales
Profile Joined August 2010
Spain18216 Posts
June 11 2012 12:54 GMT
#29
Not entirely sure I have the time for this, but what the hell!

/in

Also, substitute this for your own
comment about how much fun this game will be
Sinensis
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2513 Posts
June 12 2012 02:06 GMT
#30
/in
Nisani201
Profile Joined September 2010
United States1400 Posts
June 12 2012 19:10 GMT
#31
/in
Enjoy your day.
raynpelikoneet
Profile Joined April 2007
Finland43270 Posts
June 13 2012 01:56 GMT
#32
/sitout
table for two on a tv tray
EchelonTee
Profile Joined February 2011
United States5256 Posts
June 13 2012 04:31 GMT
#33
On June 11 2012 20:21 FourFace wrote:
Let me try: A super-hot young girl who goes by the TL username of Smurfette in's into Bastard Mafia 2. A rich, lively, gorgeous, angel-faced, perfect assed + Show Spoiler +
warning.. picture of perfect ass + Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
and spontaneous chick who is so unsettled by the idea of getting lynched or shot that she will seek out every player personally, fly to him in her supersonic jet and give him a blow job with optional prostate massage if he promises not to vote her - every day cycle, and fuck every mafia every night - if she is town just so she can ensure the survival of her virtual avatar, but the host won't let her play because no smurfs allowed.

that was.... inventive..... i guess....

/in
aka "neophyte". learn lots. dont judge. laugh for no reason. be nice. seek happiness. -D[9]
EchelonTee
Profile Joined February 2011
United States5256 Posts
June 13 2012 04:33 GMT
#34
On June 11 2012 12:58 gonzaw wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 11 2012 12:36 strongandbig wrote:
On June 11 2012 04:47 FourFace wrote:
/in be afraid, be very afraid

[image loading]


Lie Bot, what is the saddest thing?

A town circle where only 1 out of 3 members is town dominates a game
aka "neophyte". learn lots. dont judge. laugh for no reason. be nice. seek happiness. -D[9]
Bluelightz
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Indonesia2463 Posts
June 13 2012 04:39 GMT
#35
On June 13 2012 13:33 EchelonTee wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 11 2012 12:58 gonzaw wrote:
On June 11 2012 12:36 strongandbig wrote:
On June 11 2012 04:47 FourFace wrote:
/in be afraid, be very afraid

[image loading]


Lie Bot, what is the saddest thing?

A town circle where only 1 out of 3 members is town dominates a game


HA. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Liar Game looooool)




Forumite y u no update player list =[
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Radiation Is Good Because Nuclear bombs go BOOM | I love TL Mafia! ♥ http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 ♥| Mvp is most boss
Sinensis
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2513 Posts
June 13 2012 05:44 GMT
#36
/out
/sitout
Forumite
Profile Joined February 2011
Sweden3280 Posts
June 13 2012 11:06 GMT
#37
Updated player list.

Nisani, interested in playing?
:3
FourFace
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
701 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-13 14:03:58
June 13 2012 14:03 GMT
#38
EDIT WHILE YOU CAN!
I don't know, lynch me!
Nisani201
Profile Joined September 2010
United States1400 Posts
June 13 2012 18:15 GMT
#39
On June 13 2012 20:06 Forumite wrote:
Updated player list.

Nisani, interested in playing?

Yes.
Enjoy your day.
strongandbig
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States4858 Posts
June 13 2012 19:18 GMT
#40
Btw I do think Caller's "the coaches for this game are coaches lol" did a better job of capturing the bastard mentality; this has too much ... grammar.
"It's the torso" "only more so!"
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