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chaoser
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States5541 Posts
August 06 2010 01:48 GMT
#201
or do you?! dum dum DUMMMMMMMMMMM
Haven't you heard? I'm not an ex-progamer. I'm not a poker player. I'm not an admin of the site. I'm mother fucking Rekrul.
LSB
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States5171 Posts
August 06 2010 01:52 GMT
#202
On August 06 2010 10:44 Divinek wrote:
my want for lynching pandain supersedes all wants to lynch inactives

Strange... Before the game started, I could have sworn you were going after kill Misder first

On August 02 2010 08:30 Divinek wrote:
##vote misder

Once is an accident. Twice is coincidence. Three times is an enemy action. Bus Driver can never target themselves I'm sorry
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
August 06 2010 01:55 GMT
#203
On August 06 2010 10:52 LSB wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 06 2010 10:44 Divinek wrote:
my want for lynching pandain supersedes all wants to lynch inactives

Strange... Before the game started, I could have sworn you were going after kill Misder first

Show nested quote +
On August 02 2010 08:30 Divinek wrote:
##vote misder



lol i forgot he was in this game i just saw pandain first in the user list

so... ill probably as in like 80% switch my vote to him unless he changes his habits

consider sir pandain a place holder then
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
youngminii
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia7514 Posts
August 06 2010 01:55 GMT
#204
How come BC and citi.zen aren't playing? Did they get sick of us noobs from the last game or something?
lalala
BloodyC0bbler
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada7876 Posts
August 06 2010 01:58 GMT
#205
On August 06 2010 10:55 youngminii wrote:
How come BC and citi.zen aren't playing? Did they get sick of us noobs from the last game or something?


Nah, after last game the amount of you that would just go to kill me out of spite would be rather large. I'd like to avoid the inevitable tricode shootings in the future by not having well, all of you wanting to hang me, stab me, rake me, etc...
#3 Member of the Chill Fanclub / Rhaegar fought nobly. Rhaegar fought valiantly. Rhaegar fought honorably. And Rhaeger died. --Ser Jorah Mormont TL MAFIA FORUM http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 go go !
LSB
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States5171 Posts
August 06 2010 01:59 GMT
#206
Jw, why are people voting on Bill Murray? Did I miss something?
Once is an accident. Twice is coincidence. Three times is an enemy action. Bus Driver can never target themselves I'm sorry
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-06 02:09:16
August 06 2010 02:00 GMT
#207
[image loading]
TL Mafia XXX: Day 1 Start


My name is flamewheel. Throughout the centuries I have been trained in the art of assassination. I am an agent of chaos, the leader of a powerful Mafia. However, despite my, our, power, the Mafia have been forced to depart from Earth. After the machines took over, humanity was enslaved. Those who resisted were wiped out.

The remainder of the syndicate has relocated to a new planet, and we have taken control of one of the major continents. However, resources are scarce, and so we have set our sights upon the small, remote island known as Liquidia. Underneath Liquidia is the largest remaining source of Vespene gas, and we, the Mafia, seek to control it.

I have assembled a strike force of seven individuals, myself included, to take over the island’s small populace. We have easily infiltrated the city, more like a town, and we are ready to execute the first stage.

They day of reckoning has come. I am in place on the bus, and there are very few people on it besides me. I see the driver, his name is Incognito; he is a nice fellow, but ultimately he must die for this plan to come to fruition. There is a man sitting behind him, holding a cup of steaming coffee and reading the daily newspaper. I do not know who this man is, but he seems dangerous. I must be careful of the briefcase at his feet. One more man is on the bus, and he is a known enemy to the Mafia. Ver sits in the back every day, silently watching. I must be quick if I am to take him down. There are a few other people, but they are of no importance.

We are minutes away from the start. I keep glancing nervously at my watch. 10:55. 10:56. 10:57. Three minutes to go, and still no sign of trouble. The rest of the passengers have disembarked. It is just myself, Ver, and the briefcase man—I have determined that he is a lawyer—along with Incognito. We are arriving at the destination, and it is time to act.

As I rise out of my seat, I withdraw the handgun I had kept concealed in my pocket. Whirling around, I shoot at Ver’s head, only to find that he is no longer there. Where did he go? Turning back around to the front, Incognito the bus driver has also vanished. I console myself with killing the man with the coffee cup, blowing his brains out over the floor. As I stop to check his name, I see one word: Qatol. I am ecstatic, since his death makes things easier.

Suddenly, I feel a sharp pain in my back. I turn around and Ver is there, stabbing at me with a long knife. I withdraw my own knife, and we lock blades, as the bus starts swerving. A bump in the road—what was that? I look back, and I see that Incognito the Bus Driver Ninja has been killed by his own speeding vehicle.

The time is 10:59. I will be too late. With one arm fighting Ver, I reach into my overcoat and pull the trigger.


As onlookers watch in horror, the speeding bus explodes, killing flamewheel the Godfather and Ver the Ninja.

Just kidding, flamewheel survives. But then a random bolt of lighting strikes the bus.

And then he is dead.


Qatol the Blue Lawyer is now dead.
Incognito the Bus Driver Ninja is now dead.
flamewheel the Mafia Godfather has been struck by lightning.
Ver the Italicized Ninja is now dead.


My name is flamewheel, and this is my final message. Fear not, my Mafia brethren. My death is only just the beginning.


The game has started. Day 1 of TL Mafia XXX will run for 48 hours and will end on Sunday, Aug 08 2:00am GMT (GMT+00:00). The voting thread is located here. Please PM me if you have any questions.

I typed that damn thing in 8 minutes.
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
KF91
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Canada221 Posts
August 06 2010 02:02 GMT
#208
On August 06 2010 10:59 LSB wrote:
Jw, why are people voting on Bill Murray? Did I miss something?


Nope; the two people that voted on BM didn't post their reasons as to why they did yet, so I guess they're just placeholders?
youngminii
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia7514 Posts
August 06 2010 02:03 GMT
#209
On August 06 2010 11:00 flamewheel wrote:
[center][image loading]

This pic looks like Esther from Final Fantasy 8
lalala
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
August 06 2010 02:03 GMT
#210
On August 06 2010 11:02 KF91 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 06 2010 10:59 LSB wrote:
Jw, why are people voting on Bill Murray? Did I miss something?


Nope; the two people that voted on BM didn't post their reasons as to why they did yet, so I guess they're just placeholders?


see subject A. the last TL mafia game

this actually makes me want to vote for him now that i think about it
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
August 06 2010 02:04 GMT
#211
actually now that i see the 2 people that voted for him maybe they just know he's a spammy-tard sometimes..?

im not sure (or they actually followed the whole game)
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
youngminii
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia7514 Posts
August 06 2010 02:06 GMT
#212
Maybe they hate him for being so late as the mod of the last game
lalala
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
August 06 2010 02:06 GMT
#213
That story is fucking terrible.
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
Pandain
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States12989 Posts
August 06 2010 02:08 GMT
#214
On August 06 2010 11:06 flamewheel wrote:
That story is fucking terrible.


It would be good, if the whole mafia thing wasn't a teacher strike thing. hahaha
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
August 06 2010 02:10 GMT
#215
On August 06 2010 11:08 Pandain wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 06 2010 11:06 flamewheel wrote:
That story is fucking terrible.


It would be good, if the whole mafia thing wasn't a teacher strike thing. hahaha

Will type up an alternate one when I have more than 10 minutes to spare.
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
August 06 2010 02:12 GMT
#216
PMs are allowed.
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
VayeshMoru
Profile Joined September 2009
201 Posts
August 06 2010 02:13 GMT
#217
My purpose is simple. I am the Scribe. For what has transpired, and what will continue to transpire, I exist to write these summations of our limited existences. Hopefully a story told is a story saved. Will this hold true I wonder? Sometimes even the immortally captured objects fade to dust.


With dust in the air from our beginning turmoil, the records I keep will help us see with our clouded vision. It is time we begin writing the first chapter of our story. Let us begin.
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
August 06 2010 02:15 GMT
#218
can we wagon on misder yet
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
rastaban
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2294 Posts
August 06 2010 02:17 GMT
#219
Oh it is on!!!!

I am throwing my wait behind lynching an inactive, unless we see obvious scum.
Tyler: "...damn it, that's StarCraft. Opening doors is what we do. Being the first to find food is the greatest pleasure a player can have!"
DarthThienAn
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2734 Posts
August 06 2010 02:19 GMT
#220
On August 06 2010 11:13 VayeshMoru wrote:
My purpose is simple. I am the Scribe. For what has transpired, and what will continue to transpire, I exist to write these summations of our limited existences. Hopefully a story told is a story saved. Will this hold true I wonder? Sometimes even the immortally captured objects fade to dust.


With dust in the air from our beginning turmoil, the records I keep will help us see with our clouded vision. It is time we begin writing the first chapter of our story. Let us begin.


Chezinu, you know making a smurf account is illegal right?

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