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Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23464 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-14 19:43:51
April 14 2013 19:43 GMT
#961
On April 15 2013 04:40 obesechicken13 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 15 2013 04:35 Slayer91 wrote:
On April 15 2013 04:26 obesechicken13 wrote:
On April 15 2013 04:12 Slayer91 wrote:
On April 15 2013 03:12 obesechicken13 wrote:
On April 15 2013 02:55 Parnage wrote:
On April 15 2013 02:42 SnK-Arcbound wrote:
On April 15 2013 01:58 MoonBear wrote:
On April 14 2013 22:09 AsnSensation wrote:
xj9 got perm banned?

Well, there was account boosting and stuff. But I think what probably pushed it over the edge was this little outburst...

The tears of a beta.


I got to the 3rd or 4th paragraph and I just lost interest. I think I just tldr a post due to my lack of empathy. I almost feel bad..

Anyway, xj9's always been a unique kind of solo que player and while he most likely shouldn't be playing League with all his drama he does a fine job of carrying and jungle play. Most likely not competitive level but certainly strong enough for solo que dominance.

EDIT: tl;dr my girlfriend is overreacting and hates me and is doing really bad things and thinks what I did was bad even though I did it so she would stay and listen.

Wow he's 16!? And he's better than me...

Girls are weird o_0. Sticking to LoL.


lol, girls are weird? He did some fucked up crazy shit. Meet some other random chick and play with her (for the sole reason she is a chick guaranteed) Staying up for 35 hours without eating? Logging onto her account and spending 100$ of her money and intentionally feeding tons of games in a row? Constantly telling her to send chatlogs of talks with his "enemies" what the actual fuck.

The chick was just being typical teen girl and freaked when typical stream chat guys are like "lol u hear xj9 got new gf l0l0l0" and then talked to some other guys about the whole thing because xj9 was acting crazy as fuck like saying I love you don't leave me and you're overreacting and shit like 100 times an hour and she wanted to make sure she wasn't the crazy one.

this kid is fucked up
reminds me of outlaw but way worse

Nah you're definitely right. XJ9 sounds really sad and did some crazy stuff too.

I was half joking. But the way his girlfriend acts also makes me think she's some kind of spiteful princess who doesn't want her boyfriend to have any female friends.


To be fair he literally "picked her up" on a stream and obviously the only reason he'd want to play with her is that she's a girl.

How would your (hypothetical or not) gf react if she went away for a weekend and you meet a random girl in the bar and take her home to watch movies and be like "its np lol I was just having fun". And then you start telling her she's overreacting.
+ Show Spoiler [video] +



I imagined he kinda just got invited to play some normals with some friends and friends of friends.

I don't feel like arguing about this stuff so that's it for me.


"But you see, one day... I was on Destiny's streamand this girl (ellista) that was duoing with him started talking to me through the stream when I was messaging Destiny... So I decided to say hi and then I added her and started to talk to her. I played 2 games with her, and then went off to bed."

"So, later that day the girl comes to me and asks me to play, and so we go off and play games together this time with skype, and we talk and stuff, and then sometimes she says she has to go and play with Destiny so then she would go off and play with him.

She does this thing, where she gives hugs to people and stuff, so I asked for a hug from her but she just ignored me, mostly because she was tired, but also cause she was in a game and she has a hard time concentrating. So, in skype I messaged her saying "OH MY GOD WHERES MY HUG IM CRYING T..T" ect. in a jokingly way, hence the caps...

I also said things like "what would I do without you" when she saved me when she was playing support, because I was about to die, so it seemed appropriate to say plus we were just laughing having fun playing games...
"

I thought the quotes speak for themselves. llol
no imagining or arguing required
aka Teutonica
zulu_nation8
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
China26351 Posts
April 14 2013 19:45 GMT
#962
woah woah what happened to outlaw?

Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23464 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-14 19:47:36
April 14 2013 19:46 GMT
#963
nothing but he randomly hates everyone he talks too because he gets very emotional for some reason
I think he quit LP and probably TL "forever" (which is like a year in 16 year old emo language)
aka Teutonica
Juicyfruit
Profile Joined May 2008
Canada5484 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-14 20:01:11
April 14 2013 19:58 GMT
#964
kainzero
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States5211 Posts
April 14 2013 20:05 GMT
#965
was playing last night with friends in normals and we run into nbee. i had no idea who he was.
"hey that guy has a lee sin montage video that has like a million views or something."

lol, let's go win.
guy has 200-300 people watching his stream.

on skype we punctuated every big play by yelling "IS THAT GONNA BE ON THE MONTAGE"

all our lanes lose, but somehow we come back.

then we threw mega hard at the end. for some reason everyone on the team goes in 1v5 in front of our inhib tower instead of retreating, the end result is a 1v3 and i'm the 1 who is janna. nothing gonna happen there, nexus gone.

i watched the stream archive now and just realized that some people on our team were intimidated by a 12-year-old lee sin player. everyone's junior/senior level college student except for me who graduated college 7 years ago.

i don't think this story can get any better. i couldn't decide to put it on the awesomeness thread or the qq thread so i figured this is the most appropriate place.
BlackPaladin
Profile Joined May 2010
United States9316 Posts
April 14 2013 20:09 GMT
#966
Xj9's life is like a literal interpretation of what would happen if scumbag steve and overly attached girlfriend were together.
"Your full potential does not matter if you do not use all 100% of it."
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
April 14 2013 20:27 GMT
#967
Didn't know xj9 had so many TL fanbois... Transference much?
liftlift > tsm
NeoIllusions
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
United States37500 Posts
April 14 2013 20:38 GMT
#968
On April 15 2013 05:27 wei2coolman wrote:
Didn't know xj9 had so many TL fanbois... Transference much?

Blame Shake.
ModeratorFor the Glory that is TeamLiquid (-9 | 155) | Discord: NeoIllusions#1984
LaNague
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Germany9118 Posts
April 14 2013 20:43 GMT
#969
I dont understand the concept of internetgirlfirends.

You cant touch them, but you talk to them all day? What is this madness?!
NeoIllusions
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
United States37500 Posts
April 14 2013 20:45 GMT
#970
On April 15 2013 05:43 LaNague wrote:
I dont understand the concept of internetgirlfirends.

You cant touch them, but you talk to them all day? What is this madness?!

But it feels like love, LaNague!
ModeratorFor the Glory that is TeamLiquid (-9 | 155) | Discord: NeoIllusions#1984
Vlanitak
Profile Joined November 2009
Norway3045 Posts
April 14 2013 20:48 GMT
#971
On April 15 2013 05:43 LaNague wrote:
I dont understand the concept of internetgirlfirends.

You cant touch them, but you talk to them all day? What is this madness?!

Internet Girl Friends, should probably be the more correct term. Its a GF, but the kind you would just talk to over the phone for hours at end back in the days of wired phones, and since you go to a catholic school you only get to see each other once a year for a date where her parents (the community in this case) sits behind her and judges. your. every. move.
washed
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
April 14 2013 20:48 GMT
#972
On April 15 2013 05:43 LaNague wrote:
I dont understand the concept of internetgirlfirends.

You cant touch them, but you talk to them all day? What is this madness?!

When I was like 12 and chatrooms were a new and shiny thing, that's where you got your bitches at.

Eventually you'll realize there are real girls with real boobs.

It's a phase.

just that MAH PHEELINGS R REALZ!! kinda thing that kids/teenagers love so much.
A backwards poet writes inverse.
Shikyo
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Finland33997 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-14 21:08:41
April 14 2013 21:06 GMT
#973
On April 15 2013 05:43 LaNague wrote:
I dont understand the concept of internetgirlfirends.

You cant touch them, but you talk to them all day? What is this madness?!

Hm.

I knew this american girl from a MMORPG who got an internet boyfriend in finland and now she lives in finland and they're married.

I also know a canadian man who had an internet girlfriend from USA from a MMORPG and now he lives in USA and they are married and have a child.
League of Legends EU West, Platinum III | Yousei Teikoku is the best thing that has ever happened to music.
Ketara
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States15065 Posts
April 14 2013 21:12 GMT
#974
On April 15 2013 06:06 Shikyo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 15 2013 05:43 LaNague wrote:
I dont understand the concept of internetgirlfirends.

You cant touch them, but you talk to them all day? What is this madness?!

Hm.

I knew this american girl from a MMORPG who got an internet boyfriend in finland and now she lives in finland and they're married.

I also know a canadian man who had an internet girlfriend from USA from a MMORPG and now he lives in USA and they are married and have a child.


Yeah I know a bunch of people that ended up marrying internet girlfriend/boyfriends, it's not as weird/creepy a thing as it was 10 years ago.

My mom just recently married a 65 year old man she met on the internet.
http://www.liquidlegends.net/forum/lol-general/502075-patch-61-league-of-legends-general-discussion?page=25#498
Shikyo
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Finland33997 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-14 21:16:29
April 14 2013 21:16 GMT
#975
Well my mom's currently with a man she met from an internet cyber sex chat room
League of Legends EU West, Platinum III | Yousei Teikoku is the best thing that has ever happened to music.
Cedstick
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Canada3336 Posts
April 14 2013 21:16 GMT
#976
This is more a warning than mockery, but saying you have an internet girlfriend is like unwittingly admitting you're in the friendzone. It's why, though xj9 most definitely created this, I can understand why he's frustrated.
"What does Rivington do when he's not commentating?" "Drool." ~ Categorist
Chrispy
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada5878 Posts
April 14 2013 21:17 GMT
#977
On April 15 2013 06:16 Shikyo wrote:
Well my mom's currently with a man she met from an internet cyber sex chat room


Quoting to preserve this gem for all of eternity.
Retvrn to Forvms
Ketara
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States15065 Posts
April 14 2013 21:19 GMT
#978
On April 15 2013 06:16 Shikyo wrote:
Well my mom's currently with a man she met from an internet cyber sex chat room


Oh YEAH? Well MY mom can beat up your mom!
http://www.liquidlegends.net/forum/lol-general/502075-patch-61-league-of-legends-general-discussion?page=25#498
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
April 14 2013 21:24 GMT
#979
I'd be tempted to make that escalate with the Deezer "beat off" stuff, but that may be going a bit too far.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
Numy
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
South Africa35471 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-14 21:26:14
April 14 2013 21:25 GMT
#980
On April 15 2013 06:16 Shikyo wrote:
Well my mom's currently with a man she met from an internet cyber sex chat room


This explains a lot

Anyway is Gambit vs SK worth a watch?
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