[Guide] Trolling

On June 03 2009 14:01 fanatacist wrote:

Were you right?

On June 03 2009 13:52 triangle wrote:
tl:dr

People waste so much type posting useless crap online when they should be working, assuming they have any job opportunities which most members of this site do not, given that they spend most of their lives playing a computer game that's over a decade old.

On June 03 2009 14:14 thopol wrote:
How to meta-troll: Write a guide about it.

On June 03 2009 14:09 fanatacist wrote:

Lol yea that would be brutal.


You don't troll hard enough ):



Sorry ): Good thing I finished it tonight instead of putting it off.

You can write something else!

On June 03 2009 14:07 Hawk wrote:
FUCK I DIDNT MAKE TH LSIT FUCK SHIT CUNT

On June 03 2009 14:36 Mooga wrote:
Your list is retarded. Half of those people are just flamers and the other half are so stupid that you think they troll, but in reality they actually believe the shit that they are typing. Also I like how you asserted that you are an authority on trolling when you in fact have never trolled anyone.

By the way, trolling is not a game where you pretend that you're a gay sniper or tank or some other dumb LARPing bullshit, it's a fucking way of life. Fantacist, what in gods' names were you smoking when you make this shitty thread?

On June 03 2009 13:37 uberTR0LLN00b69 thought to himself:
"Omg I just trolled a thread, and it was about TROLLING! ROFL!!!1!11!"

On June 03 2009 14:46 HamerD wrote:
Awesome guide, there are loads of tanks in TL. I'm one of em...refuse to let a point slide and go basically until I'm banned or humiliated and even then still go on.

You did forget one type of troll which is the one which rides on the coat-tails of a forum vet to the sycophantic extent of essentially going 'yeaaaah' and 'repreSENT bitch' after every inflammatory post the forum vet makes. The sycophantroll...

Example:

User 1: I liek Kittehs moar than Dogz

Sycophantroll: eh...I kind of like dogs better but ok.

Incontrol{88}: What the fuck is this bullshit. *insert made up statistical ratio* of *insert made up demographic* are *insert irrelevant adjective*. You disgust me, and my debating trophies vomit on your fucking retarded face. I hate you, and everything you stand for. (3 pages later) Dogs literally kick the shit out of cats and it's only because you are such a complete fucking RETARD that you don't agree with me.

Sycophantroll: I just don't fucking know how you were delivered by a doctor without them noticing how GOD DAMN retarded you are, User 1, and putting you in a fucking WHEELIE bin before your mother could experience the DISGRACE of seeing your KITTEN BUMMING face. Hey everyone, let's GET this fucker!

Fanaticism: Kid, you just need to get your facts straight, kid, listen, I am more experienced, kid, so, child, infant, go back to learning dogs and cats, child, progeny, spawning, before I have to explain, even though I shouldn't have to because I am wiser and better than you, why cats are clearly better than dogs, kid.

Sycophantroll: Yeah incontrol, just lay off it ok, we all need to calm down.

etc.

[B]On June 03 2009 13:41 fanatacist wrote:

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On June 03 2009 15:12 LeperKahn wrote:
Way to stretch the frame.

On June 03 2009 15:18 ghermination wrote:
Why would you advocate trolling? Its activity like that that destroys the moral fiber of the internet.

On June 03 2009 14:59 Sunyveil wrote:
I'm surprised this didn't make it as an example of a one-post wonder

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=93927

On June 03 2009 15:19 fanatacist wrote:


This must be amended. SpiritoftheTunA goes too. Zulunation_8 I guess too.

On June 03 2009 15:21 HamerD wrote:


what about the one where the OP goes 'my sister got raped' and the troll goes 'what map was it on?'

On June 03 2009 15:22 Grobyc wrote:

what? link?

On June 03 2009 15:23 fanatacist wrote:

I honestly don't remember any trolls by you.

Or travis.

On June 03 2009 15:26 jodogohoo wrote:
in before trolling in a guide about trolling

On June 03 2009 14:38 caldo149 wrote:
People are retarded if they think there is any point in trolling this thread; it's practically expected anyway:

On June 03 2009 15:24 LeperKahn wrote:


http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=29491

-gg_hertzz

On June 03 2009 15:35 qrs wrote:
You missed the best one.

On June 03 2009 15:33 fanatacist wrote:

He is a Troll? to me but I would say 90% chance he is just an idiot.

On June 03 2009 15:43 travis wrote:
I don't troll and my posts are always good just no one understands them

On June 03 2009 15:45 SonuvBob wrote:

This wasn't covered in the guide!

On June 03 2009 15:20 Nevuk wrote:

The internet has no moral fiber, that's kind of the point.

On June 03 2009 15:49 HuskyTheHusky wrote:
WTF is this THE post of all posts?

On June 03 2009 15:43 travis wrote:
I don't troll and my posts are always good just no one understands them

On June 03 2009 16:36 Rekrul wrote:
what a pathetic thread, i can't believe you wasted your time posting about this trolling bullshit, who cares faggot

On June 03 2009 17:10 Itachii wrote:
this thread is so
ed

On June 03 2009 17:03 konadora wrote:
IS THIS REKRUL OR SOME MOD TROLLING?

On June 03 2009 17:17 PokePill wrote:
kind of disappointed I was hoping I would get a shout out but that just means I have that much more work cut out for me during the road ahead

and I think you're missing a key category.. trolling isn't always malicious, to some people it is beautiful and transcends beyond the words and reactions, but an ideal that encompasses something that can't be described with just text

Title: "Animal Rights"
Respond against a pro-animal stance citing personal experience.

On June 03 2009 17:17 PokePill wrote:
kind of disappointed I was hoping I would get a shout out but that just means I have that much more work cut out for me during the road ahead

and I think you're missing a key category.. trolling isn't always malicious, to some people it is beautiful and transcends beyond the words and reactions, but an ideal that encompasses something that can't be described with just text

On June 03 2009 16:36 Rekrul wrote:
what a pathetic thread, i can't believe you wasted your time posting about this trolling bullshit, who cares faggot

On June 03 2009 17:12 Rekrul wrote:


lol u think i would troll like that?

wtf, that guys just a dumb faggot with 0 trolling skills

i'm a professional

On June 03 2009 18:44 MamiyaOtaru wrote:

Why would arguing against animal rights be a troll?

How else are you supposed to respond when people get all butthurt over a video about drowning a kitten? So much "how could you harm such an innocent being" never mind that cats are the most vicious killers around. Those things are songbird serial killers.

Then there's the usual comments about how "I'd like to drown him" because these idiots are more concerned about animals than their fellow humans. Maybe that's the effect of murderous video games and violent movies kicking in Fucking Hollywood. You knew the dog would survive Independence Day while we get desensitized to seeing humans killed off.

So we end up with a bunch of pussies who will wear leather and eat Big Macs but hate on an award winning kitten drowning film when they don't even know the background. Fucking thing could have had a terminal illness or something. And even if it didn't, it's just a goddamn animal.

Hope you enjoyed my guide n_n;

On June 03 2009 20:57 sArite_nite wrote:


One day this fucking cat bit me and I nearly got rabies. I mean seriously, you'd allow these miserable creatures to breed and spread rabies, no wonder we've got zombies in Nkorea right now. Animalhuggerpussies should open their eyes and UNDERSTAND that we're breeding ourselves out by letting these seemingly cute and small creatures live.

Like that? =(

ME 1
Thread Title: "Playing with APM <200"
First post:
"My apm is too low blah blah can I still get to C level blah blah"
Second post:
"APM is not as important as what you do with it blah blah no spam blah blah have at least 100 eapm blah blah"
The One-Hit Wonder post:
"I MADE IT TO OLYMPIC WITH 90 APM, APM IS NOTHING LOL LOL. I mean it doesn't matter that I only bulldogged PvT on Longinus against C- white players from 3rd-world countries only right? So yea APM is for noobs!!!1!1"

On June 04 2009 01:22 fanatacist wrote:
HamerD was just banned by Plexa.

That account was created on 2008-01-27 09:35:32 and had 1922 posts.

Reason: By request




!!!

This is what trolling is all about, people.

On June 04 2009 01:52 GHOSTCLAW wrote:


That's kind of sad...

On June 04 2009 00:59 fanatacist wrote:

I really think he is serious 99% of the time. I guess he classifies as a Troll?.

On June 04 2009 00:45 Eatme wrote:
Why didnt our nr1 troll MoltkeWarding get any mention or credit? One of the few trolls with such balls to go into a debate with two sides and make claims to piss both sides off and not getting shit from it. He is really my favourite troll and I envy his skills.

On June 04 2009 09:27 bumatlarge wrote:
why linkin park lyrics, they suck

On June 04 2009 09:27 bumatlarge wrote:
why linkin park lyrics, they suck

On June 03 2009 15:01 IntoTheWow wrote:
Why do you spend so much time saying everything I've said before. All these words they make no sense, you need to use better wording.

On June 04 2009 09:27 bumatlarge wrote:
why linkin park lyrics, they suck

On June 04 2009 10:35 Lysdexia wrote:
guide sucks

On June 04 2009 10:35 Lysdexia wrote:
guide sucks

On June 04 2009 10:22 iNfeRnaL wrote:
ROFL were you thinking nobody is going to troll you because you made a troll thread?
My god that just proved you know nothing about trolls thus your whole thread is useless god damn it....

On June 04 2009 10:22 iNfeRnaL wrote:
ROFL were you thinking nobody is going to troll you because you made a troll thread?
My god that just proved you know nothing about trolls thus your whole thread is useless god damn it....

On June 04 2009 10:59 AttackZerg wrote:

umm he has actively trolled his own thread himself the entire time.

I think he fits the troll cataglory pretty well. He is trolling the entire forum, do you realize the trouble he is going to cause/is causing site wide by encouraging this.

www.teamliquid.net
Difficulty: Hard

On June 04 2009 12:55 SonuvBob wrote:

Too obvious, no one will fall for that. 7/10


Nevermind, make that 9/10.

On June 04 2009 10:14 onihunter wrote:
another good troll: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=90490

On June 04 2009 14:46 pat777 wrote:
I don't see the point in trolling in this thread. The title makes any kind of attempt at trolling obvious. You guys are just wasting time that could be used more productively.

On June 04 2009 14:52 Roffles wrote:


Trolls don't give a shit about wasting time. Fail post. 0/10

On June 04 2009 14:46 pat777 wrote:
I don't see the point in trolling in this thread. The title makes any kind of attempt at trolling obvious. You guys are just wasting time that could be used more productively.

On June 04 2009 14:56 Chef wrote:
The dream... Getting paid to troll:

Never gonna give you up

On June 04 2009 15:06 ilj.psa wrote:

2.5/10

On June 04 2009 15:59 Chef wrote:

8=D/10

On June 04 2009 18:30 DeathSpank wrote:

8=================D

On June 04 2009 10:14 onihunter wrote:
another good troll: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=90490