On April 21 2009 06:00 CharlieMurphy wrote: this is dumb. #1 Zombies don't run because they are decrepit and old they can't move that fast, #2 they came out of snow, even if they could move normally (which they can't) the cold would have frozen them stiff, #3 this movie looks cheap as fuck. TL shitty movie nights imo
although that is pretty funny
Dear Sir.
Are you actually giving hypothetically, non-existing creatures fixed physical properties? If so I place you in one of the three following boxes:
Just how all the fanbois cried about the zealot death animation or blizzards explanation of the animation? :s
I base my opinion of tons of zombie/monster movies and also in accordance with Mr. George A Romero who is one of the (if the not THE) sole proprietors of Zombie Films. Films like 28 Days later, I am Legend/Omega Man, or games like L4D are not Zombies, that is a disease which turns people into crazy fuckers. Infected as they are dubbed. There is a difference. True zombies are shitty and slow and exactly what I said in my post.
Mr. George A Romero doesn't withhold the rights to give a fictitious creature physical properties either. Also, anyone can post something on Wiki, they don't hold the rights either :p
In my opinion, zombies, which are fictional can possess any properties that the author wants them to possess. But I think my preferred zombie is the kind of zombie in the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks. If you are a zombie fan and haven't read that book. GO GET IT!
I mean, they aren't just Zombies. They're NAZI zombies. This director has singlehandedly evolved the zombie film. They will now be "NaZombie Apocalypse" movies.
On April 21 2009 05:42 garmule2 wrote: My favorite zombie movie was some german indie film. Starts off with a really big cave-in so the main characters are trapped, and nobody knows they're there, so they are pretty much guaranteed to die no matter what. Then of course enter the zombies awesome brutal hand to hand fights and a cool ending where only one guy survives and all of the zombies and other people are dead. He's still trapped in the cave so he infects himself with the zombie 'whatever' on purpose, letting himself die to it slowly. Then it cuts to 90 years later when some construction project unearths the cave and they pull out this guy's corpse. They lay him on the ground and suddenly he wakes up and says (his brain is intact unlike the crazy zombies) oh my god it worked! then one of the construction workers bashes his head in with a shovel.
at least tell us the name of that movie so we can actually see it
On April 21 2009 05:42 garmule2 wrote: My favorite zombie movie was some german indie film. Starts off with a really big cave-in so the main characters are trapped, and nobody knows they're there, so they are pretty much guaranteed to die no matter what. Then of course enter the zombies awesome brutal hand to hand fights and a cool ending where only one guy survives and all of the zombies and other people are dead. He's still trapped in the cave so he infects himself with the zombie 'whatever' on purpose, letting himself die to it slowly. Then it cuts to 90 years later when some construction project unearths the cave and they pull out this guy's corpse. They lay him on the ground and suddenly he wakes up and says (his brain is intact unlike the crazy zombies) oh my god it worked! then one of the construction workers bashes his head in with a shovel.
what was it called? i need to see this movie
i havent posted on TL in god knows how long but this post has forced me to log in lol
haha, I saw this in the cinemas around christmas. truly an epic experience, starts out as a total horror movie and ends up being just hilarious. I totally recommend it, funny to see it at sundance :O
On April 22 2009 18:34 Sinep wrote: haha, I saw this in the cinemas around christmas. truly an epic experience, starts out as a total horror movie and ends up being just hilarious. I totally recommend it, funny to see it at sundance :O
I just watched the Nazi Dinosaurs clip and decided this thread needed a bump. If I had to wager, I'd say that clip is better than the movie in discussion.
what noooo..this movie is soo damn gory..i watched it in school and i had to like fast forward so many parts..after i pass it to a friend i am going to delete this..i regretted watching it D:
-epic zombie deaths; from chainsaws to WW2 machine guns and snowbike threads -it is remniscent of a traditional zombie movie -weird win noises during "out of the blue zombie attacks" -nice plot twist at the end
-intro takes almost forever -extremely gory character death animations + lots of gibs..its like the producers thought of a million different ways to die -so gory you will actually feel how pain the character is experiencing -its not funny..its just that the characters are really stupid and insensible later in the show..like one his arm and burnt it after his friend made a simple comment
EPT
awesome brutal hand to hand fights and a cool ending where only one guy survives and all of the zombies and other people are dead. He's still trapped in the cave so he infects himself with the zombie 'whatever' on purpose, letting himself die to it slowly. Then it cuts to 90 years later when some construction project unearths the cave and they pull out this guy's corpse. They lay him on the ground and suddenly he wakes up and says (his brain is intact unlike the crazy zombies) oh my god it worked! then one of the construction workers bashes his head in with a shovel.
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