I just thought it would be good to start a new thread dedicated to any and all pranks pulled on this wonderful day. I'll start off with a prank that just came about spontaneously today.
So I got this calculus problem set back, and I aced that shit, but at the top my name was circled and instead of "Evan (last name)" it said "Evan loves cock"
Case in Point:
Anyway, so I explain to my teacher that indeed it was not me that wrote that I love cock, and that it was a good friend of mine that likes to pull that kind of shit and didn't realize I wouldn't notice. My calc teacher is a pretty cool guy and he didn't really care, but I quickly realized a way I could get my friend back back. I texted him "my calc teacher is so pissed you wrote that get in here he's really mad". And my calc teacher offered to play the part.
SOOO we get him in there and I'm trying not to crack up, but my calc teacher slams my paper down on the desk and is like
calc teacher: "WHO DID THIS? WAS THIS YOU? IF THERE IS ONE THING I CANNOT TOLERATE IT'S IMMATURITY IN MY CLASSROOM"
my friend: "Uhh sorry sir I meant it as a jo-" and he starts to giggle remembering doing it
calc teacher: "IS THIS A JOKE TO YOU? I HOPE YOU KNOW I'VE ALREADY WRITTEN YOU UP FOR THIS AND YOU WILL MOST LIKELY BE IN DETENTION FOR QUITE A WHILE"
my friend: begins shitting his pants when he realizes that he's serious
..... (I can barely stand not laughing at this point and it's getting obvious)....
calc teacher: "ALSO I WOULD LIKE YOU TO NOTE IT'S APRIL FOOLS DAY AND I'M COMPLETELY KIDDING"
my friend: "OMFG" and like runs out of the classroom.
I called my GF and asked her if she heard about that "Jupiter Saturn thing." She's like, what's that? I explained that Jupiter and Saturn were in alignment, and this caused an interaction with our planets gravitational field, etc etc and she should be able to stand an egg on it's end today, she said she'd give it a try.
Just picturing her sitting there with an egg for like 30 minutes trying to get the thing to stand.
She works at the bar I'm going to tonight though, so she's in a pretty good spot if she wants to get me back.
I didn't do anything big but I did tell this girl (who is like one of my best friends but she won't admit it) that I'm moving. I kept it up for the entire class, making up details as I go and her face was soo sad I almost laughed like 4 times. She's really pissed at me and denies any feeling of sadness when I told her.
On April 02 2009 06:09 Jyvblamo wrote: Some guys on my floor went to the girls wing and used rope to tie all their doors together in the middle of the night so they couldn't get out.
On April 02 2009 06:09 Jyvblamo wrote: Some guys on my floor went to the girls wing and used rope to tie all their doors together in the middle of the night so they couldn't get out.
lol Keep us updated on what the girl's reactions were.
On April 02 2009 06:09 Jyvblamo wrote: Some guys on my floor went to the girls wing and used rope to tie all their doors together in the middle of the night so they couldn't get out.
Shit, you realize how boring you have become when you immediately start thinking about what could happen if the place where on fire. SAFETY FIRST!
NOTHING happened to me today! I was severely disappointed. Of course by this time tomorrow you'll find out that half the things that happened to me were pranks, but I was too stupid to figure it out.
I was texting my prom date and I told her she should have told me she couldn't go to prom and she said she should have thought of that... now if she tries to pull anything before the day's done I'll see it coming.
But yeah I'm a loser... the best I could come up with was telling someone else what they should have done to me.
Simple one: Faked Google hiring me. What made it believable was that I did win a prize in a programming competition a few months ago (I still don't consider I am that good. I think the standards around here are low, though I did beat like 90 ppl). Fooled a number of people. Great satisfaction watching their reactions before and after individually.
I engaged in coitus with my significant other and immediately after while she was cleaning up I spilled some ketchup on the sheets and then pointed it out to her as soon as she got up to throw away the tissues I pointed at the sheets with a scared look and said "You're period shouldn't start yet... Are you sure this isn't blood from fetal implantation?"
You should have seen the look on her face xD
That's what she gets for making me think she was pregnant a few months ago by having her period 3 weeks late due to Plan B. That'll teach her.
On April 02 2009 07:13 fanatacist wrote: I engaged in coitus with my significant other and immediately after while she was cleaning up I spilled some ketchup on the sheets and then pointed it out to her as soon as she got up to throw away the tissues I pointed at the sheets with a scared look and said "You're period shouldn't start yet... Are you sure this isn't blood from fetal implantation?"
You should have seen the look on her face xD
That's what she gets for making me think she was pregnant a few months ago by having her period 3 weeks late due to Plan B. That'll teach her.
EDIT: xD
Oh i get it! You're fooling us by pretending to have sex with someone!
Some guys on my floor stole all of the shower curtains from the girls side and the girls got back at us by putting a pile of pinecones and dirt in our showers. We live on the 23rd floor.
It was funny an hour ago, now I need to take a shower.
I didn't do any of it. I'm just a guy without a shower.
Edit: I am a junior living on a floor full of freshman (Transfer sucks) and I agree, they are all retards, but there isn't really anything I can do about it.
On April 02 2009 07:13 fanatacist wrote: I engaged in coitus with my significant other and immediately after while she was cleaning up I spilled some ketchup on the sheets and then pointed it out to her as soon as she got up to throw away the tissues I pointed at the sheets with a scared look and said "You're period shouldn't start yet... Are you sure this isn't blood from fetal implantation?"
You should have seen the look on her face xD
That's what she gets for making me think she was pregnant a few months ago by having her period 3 weeks late due to Plan B. That'll teach her.
EDIT: xD
Oh i get it! You're fooling us by pretending to have sex with someone!
Ha you got me good!
Ha you're clever! Everyone on the internet that talks about sex hasn't actually had it, how silly of me to forget!
On April 02 2009 07:13 fanatacist wrote: I engaged in coitus with my significant other and immediately after while she was cleaning up I spilled some ketchup on the sheets and then pointed it out to her as soon as she got up to throw away the tissues I pointed at the sheets with a scared look and said "You're period shouldn't start yet... Are you sure this isn't blood from fetal implantation?"
You should have seen the look on her face xD
That's what she gets for making me think she was pregnant a few months ago by having her period 3 weeks late due to Plan B. That'll teach her.
EDIT: xD
Oh i get it! You're fooling us by pretending to have sex with someone!
Ha you got me good!
Ha you're clever! Everyone on the internet that talks about sex hasn't actually had it, how silly of me to forget!
On April 02 2009 07:13 fanatacist wrote: I engaged in coitus with my significant other and immediately after while she was cleaning up I spilled some ketchup on the sheets and then pointed it out to her as soon as she got up to throw away the tissues I pointed at the sheets with a scared look and said "You're period shouldn't start yet... Are you sure this isn't blood from fetal implantation?"
You should have seen the look on her face xD
That's what she gets for making me think she was pregnant a few months ago by having her period 3 weeks late due to Plan B. That'll teach her.
EDIT: xD
Oh i get it! You're fooling us by pretending to have sex with someone!
Ha you got me good!
Ha you're clever! Everyone on the internet that talks about sex hasn't actually had it, how silly of me to forget!
On April 02 2009 06:09 Jyvblamo wrote: Some guys on my floor went to the girls wing and used rope to tie all their doors together in the middle of the night so they couldn't get out.
Shit, you realize how boring you have become when you immediately start thinking about what could happen if the place where on fire. SAFETY FIRST!
My friend in my dorm hall collected a bunch of nightclub flyers that have a hot girl on the front of them and lined the entrance to his door with them. me and my roomate convinced our neighbor to print off a bunch of gay porn pictures, then we took them and replaced the flyers with the gay porn. Some kids stopped by his room and were laughing so he just turns and says without looking at the floor outside his door "Yea i collected those and put them there, pretty cool right?"
Then he forgot they were there and invited his dad and some friends of his dad to come see his dorm (they live close). unfortunately maintenance cleaned them up
On April 02 2009 09:06 decafchicken wrote: My friend in my dorm hall collected a bunch of nightclub flyers that have a hot girl on the front of them and lined the entrance to his door with them. me and my roomate convinced our neighbor to print off a bunch of gay porn pictures, then we took them and replaced the flyers with the gay porn. Some kids stopped by his room and were laughing so he just turns and says without looking at the floor outside his door "Yea i collected those and put them there, pretty cool right?"
Then he forgot they were there and invited his dad and some friends of his dad to come see his dorm (they live close). unfortunately maintenance cleaned them up
On April 02 2009 07:36 Lemonwalrus wrote: Some guys on my floor stole all of the shower curtains from the girls side and the girls got back at us by putting a pile of pinecones and dirt in our showers. We live on the 23rd floor.
It was funny an hour ago, now I need to take a shower.
Try one of the 22+ other floors?
On April 02 2009 08:11 Koldblooded wrote: I walked around school with my dick hanging out, and pretended like I didn't notice.
On April 02 2009 07:13 fanatacist wrote: I engaged in coitus with my significant other and immediately after while she was cleaning up I spilled some ketchup on the sheets and then pointed it out to her as soon as she got up to throw away the tissues I pointed at the sheets with a scared look and said "You're period shouldn't start yet... Are you sure this isn't blood from fetal implantation?"
You should have seen the look on her face xD
That's what she gets for making me think she was pregnant a few months ago by having her period 3 weeks late due to Plan B. That'll teach her.
EDIT: xD
Oh i get it! You're fooling us by pretending to have sex with someone!
i saw someone's mattress lying around hidden in the corner of my common room. A sign on it said: "DO NOT REMOVE" and "IT BELONGS TO <PERSON'S NAME> and "IF HE WANTS IT BACK FOR SLEEPING TONIGHT HE WILL HAVE TO FOLLOW THE CLUES DILIGENTLY"
Its night time now, i hope that dude got his mattress back.
Me and some friends decided to pull a prank on our teacher. We had to compose something for the course (music) In this course some people play the tunes so we can hear our compo. we learned never gonna give you up, and rickrolled her live at the place of A compo. She was like : Whats that ?? Cant believe some people doesnt know about that.
I got my teacher to add an extra piece of paper on the announcements, telling this gay kid from our class to see the principle about something urgent. But turns out the principle DID want to see him, about playing games or something, so now's he's getting expelled. + Show Spoiler +
On April 02 2009 11:25 Rutluv wrote: Me and some friends decided to pull a prank on our teacher. We had to compose something for the course (music) In this course some people play the tunes so we can hear our compo. we learned never gonna give you up, and rickrolled her live at the place of A compo. She was like : Whats that ?? Cant believe some people doesnt know about that.
On April 02 2009 07:36 Lemonwalrus wrote: Some guys on my floor stole all of the shower curtains from the girls side and the girls got back at us by putting a pile of pinecones and dirt in our showers. We live on the 23rd floor.
It was funny an hour ago, now I need to take a shower.
Try one of the 22+ other floors?
Each floor has a special entrance that only members of that floor have keys to.
I completely forgot it was April fools day and my gf played a prank on me by pretending to break up with me but it completely backfired on her when i was like w/e and didnt get mad or anything....then she proceeded to smack me saying it was April fools
Made my "friend" (but not really, no one likes him) think that IGN wanted him as a review writer. no word of a lie. he was 100 percent convinces. i almost got him to do an actual review for halo odst. but some one told....D:<
i have the emails if anyone wants me to post in in a blog
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